① 英语口语考试，有五个情景对话，求大神给出剧本，三分钟，英文最好，中文也行，但求幽默
（自言自语）哦，真是糟糕，居然找不到路了。。（突然看到一个正在看书的女生）你好，同学！我是外国佬，第一次来这里，我可以问你个问题吗？
(automatic speaking) Oh, really bad, I can't find the way.. (suddenly saw a girl is read a Book) Hello, students! I am the foreigner, come here for the first time, may I ask you a question?
（抬起头）额，什么事？
(Tai Qitou) well, what is it?
啊哈，世界之大，能遇见你这样的姑娘真是荣幸啊~~额，（挠头）能告诉我，去厕所的路吗？
Ah, the world is big, can meet you this girl is really honored ah ~ ~ well, (might) tell me, go to the toilet of the road?
哦，天哪，你是眼花了吗？我是女生，怎么会去过男厕所呢？我当然不知道啦
Oh, God, you are dazed? I am a girl, how could have been men's toilet? Of course I don't know
额，在中国，厕所不是在一起的吗？。。。
Well, in China, toilet not together?...
哦，当然不是。这里可没有你那里那么开放
Oh, of course not. Here without you there so open
好吧，我不是那个意思。那么，女厕所在哪里呢？
OK. I didn't mean that. So, where is the toilet?
什么！？你要去女厕所！？
Sorry? Do you want to go to the toilet!?
哦，不，我很急，你能快点告诉我吗？
Oh, no, I'm in a hurry, can you tell me?
好吧，说实话，我也不是本地人，我刚刚来这里度假，所以我无法回答你的问题，抱歉咯
Well, to tell you the truth, I have not a native, I just came here for a holiday, so I can't answer your question, I'm sorry
额……
The amount of......
② 100条英语口语
1. I see． 我明白了。
2. I quit! 我不干了!
3. Let go! 放手!
4. Me too． 我也是。
5. My god! 天哪!
6. No way! 不行!
7. Come on． 来吧(赶快)
8. Hold on． 等一等。
9. I agree。 我同意。
10. Not bad． 还不错。
11. Not yet． 还没。
12. See you． 再见。
13. Shut up! 闭嘴!
14. So long． 再见。
15. Why not? 好呀! (为什么不呢?)
16. Allow me． 让我来。
17. Be quiet! 安静点!
18. Cheer up! 振作起来!
19. Good job! 做得好!
20. Have fun! 玩得开心!
21. How much? 多少钱?
22. I'm full． 我饱了。
23. I'm home． 我回来了。
24. I'm lost． 我迷路了。
25. My treat． 我请客。
26. So do I． 我也一样。
27. This way。 这边请。
28. After you． 您先。
29. Bless you! 祝福你!
30. Follow me． 跟我来。
31. Forget it! 休想! (算了!)
32. Good luck! 祝好运!
33. I decline! 我拒绝!
34. I promise． 我保证。
35. Of course! 当然了!
36. Slow down! 慢点!
37. Take care! 保重!
38. They hurt． (伤口)疼。
39. Try again． 再试试。
40. Watch out! 当心。
41. What's up? 有什么事吗?
42. Be careful! 注意!
43. Bottoms up! 干杯(见底)!
44. Don't move! 不许动!
45. Guess what? 猜猜看?
46. I doubt it 我怀疑。
47. I think so． 我也这么想。
48. I'm single． 我是单身贵族。
49. Keep it up! 坚持下去!
50. Let me see．让我想想。
51. Never mind．不要紧。
52. No problem! 没问题!
53. That's all! 就这样!
54. Time is up． 时间快到了。
55. What's new? 有什么新鲜事吗?
56. Count me on 算上我。
57. Don't worry． 别担心。
58. Feel better? 好点了吗?
59. I love you! 我爱你!
60. I'm his fan。 我是他的影迷。
61. Is it yours? 这是你的吗?
62. That's neat． 这很好。
63. Are you sure? 你肯定吗?
64. Do l have to 非做不可吗?
65. He is my age． 他和我同岁。
66. Here you are． 给你。
67. No one knows . 没有人知道。
68. Take it easy． 别紧张。
69. What a pity! 太遗憾了!
70. Any thing else? 还要别的吗?
71. To be careful! 一定要小心!
72. Do me a favor? 帮个忙，好吗?
73. Help yourself． 别客气。
74. I'm on a diet． 我在节食。
75. Keep in Touch． 保持联络。
76. Time is money． 时间就是金钱。
77. Who's calling? 是哪一位?
78. You did right． 你做得对。
79. You set me up! 你出卖我!
80. Can I help you? 我能帮你吗?
81. Enjoy yourself! 祝你玩得开心!
82. Excuse me，Sir． 先生，对不起。
83. Give me a hand! 帮帮我!
84. How's it going? 怎么样?
85. I have no idea． 我没有头绪。
86. I just made it! 我做到了!
87. I'll see to it 我会留意的。
88. I'm in a hurry! 我在赶时间!
89. It's her field． 这是她的本行。
90. It's up to you． 由你决定。
91. Just wonderful! 简直太棒了!
92. What about you? 你呢?
93. You owe me one．你欠我一个人情。
94. You're welcome． 不客气。
95. Any day will do． 哪一天都行夕
96. Are you kidding? 你在开玩笑吧!
97. Congratulations! 祝贺你!
98. T can't help it. 我情不自禁。
99. I don't mean it. 我不是故意的。
100. I'll fix you Up． 我会帮你打点的
101. It sounds great!． 听起来很不错。
102. It's a fine day。 今天是个好天。
103. So far，So good． 目前还不错。
104. What time is it? 几点了?
105. You can make it! 你能做到!
106. Control yourself! 克制一下!
107. He came by train． 他乘火车来。
108. He is ill in bed． 他卧病在床。
109. He lacks courage． 他缺乏勇气。
110. How's everything? 一切还好吧?
111. I have no choice． 我别无选择。
112. I like ice-cream． 我喜欢吃冰淇淋。
113. I love this game． 我钟爱这项运动。
114. I'll try my best． 我尽力而为。
115. I'm On your side． 我全力支持你。
116. Long time no see! 好久不见!
117. No pain，no gain． 不劳无获。
118. Well，it depends 噢，这得看情况。
119. We're all for it． 我们全都同意。
120. What a good deal! 真便宜!
121. What should I do? 我该怎么办？
122. You asked for it! 你自讨苦吃!
123. You have my word． 我保证。
124. Believe it or not! 信不信由你!
125. Don't count on me．别指望我。
126. Don't fall for it! 别上当!
127. Don't let me down． 别让我失望。
128. Easy come easy go． 来得容易，去得快。
129. I beg your pardon． 请你原谅。
130. I beg your pardon? 请您再说一遍(我没有听清)。
131. I'll be back soon． 我马上回来。
132. I'll check it out． 我去查查看。
133. It’s a long story． 说来话长。
134. It’s Sunday today． 今天是星期天。
135. Just wait and see! 等着瞧!
136. Make up your mind． 做个决定吧。
137. That's all I need． 我就要这些。
138. The view is great． 景色多么漂亮!
139. The wall has ears． 隔墙有耳。
140. There comes a bus． 汽车来了。
141. What day is today? 今天星期几?
142. What do you think? 你怎么认为？
143. Who told you that? 谁告诉你的?
144. Who's kicking off? 现在是谁在开球?
145. Yes，I suppose So． 是的，我也这么认为。
146. You can't miss it 你一定能找到的。
147. Any messages for me? 有我的留言吗?
148. Don't be so modest． 别谦虚了。
149. Don't give me that! 少来这套!
150. He is a smart boy． 他是个小机灵鬼。
151. He is just a child． 他只是个孩子。
152. I can't follow you． 我不懂你说的。
153. I felt sort of ill. 我感觉有点不适。
154. I have a good idea! 我有一个好主意。
155. It is growing cool． 天气渐渐凉爽起来。
156. It seems all right． 看来这没问题。
157. It's going too far． 太离谱了。
158. May I use your pen? 我可以用你的笔吗?
159. She had a bad cold． 她患了重感冒。
160. That's a good idea． 这个主意真不错。
161. The answer is zero． 白忙了。
162. What does she like? 她喜欢什么?
163. As soon as possible! 越快越好!
164. He can hardly speak． 他几乎说不出话来。
165. He always talks big． 他总是吹牛。
166. He won an election． 他在选举中获胜。
167. I am a football fan． 我是个足球迷。
168. If only I could fly． 要是我能飞就好了。
169. I'll be right there． 我马上就到。
170. I'll see you at six． 我六点钟见你。
171. IS it true or false? 这是对的还是错的?
172. Just read it for me． 就读给我听好了。
173. Knowledge is power． 知识就是力量。
174. Move out of my way! 让开!
175. Time is running out． 没时间了。
176. We are good friends． 我们是好朋友。
177. What's your trouble? 你哪儿不舒服?
178. You did fairly well! 你干得相当不错1
179. Clothes make the man． 人要衣装。
180. Did you miss the bus? 你错过公共汽车了?
181. Don't lose your head。 不要惊慌失措。
182. He can't take a joke． 他开不得玩笑。
183. He owes my uncle $100．他欠我叔叔100美元。
184. How are things going? 事情进展得怎样?
185. How are you recently? 最近怎么样?
186. I know all about it． 我知道有关它的一切。
187. It really takes time． 这样太耽误时间了。
188. It's against the law． 这是违法的。
189. Love me，love my dog． (谚语)爱屋及乌。
190. My mouth is watering． 我要流口水了。
191. Speak louder，please． 说话请大声点儿。
192. This boy has no job． 这个男孩没有工作。
193. This house is my own． 这所房子是我自己的。
194. What happened to you? 你怎么了?
195. You are just in time. 你来得正是时候。
196. You need to workout． 你需要去运动锻炼一下。
197. Your hand feels cold． 你的手摸起来很冷。。
198. Don't be so childish. 别这么孩子气。
199. Don't trust to chance! 不要碰运气。
200. Fasten your seat belt． 系好你的安全带。
③ 急！！！求英语幽默口语小对话
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?"The farmer replied, "What's time to a pig?"
一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"
One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
Girl: Yes, that's what he did.
Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...
Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父亲在哪儿？
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”
哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”
The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可怜的丈夫
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”
Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道这个谚语吗？
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”
④ 急求一份幽默诙谐式的英语口语二人对话范文
昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：“hello?”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing?”
老外：“can you speak english?”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
老外：“can anybody else speak english? ”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”
⑤ 英语一分钟口语考试，求英文幽默故事一篇
李阳时代背的：
An Awkward Situation
A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.
"What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?"
"Yes" was the answer. "She is my wife."
"Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said. "Of course her voice isn't bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song. "
"I did." was the answer.
可能短了点，不过如果声情并茂，做点动作，大概够吧。。。
⑥ 急求一份幽默诙谐式的英语口语二人对话范文
经典对话一：
男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）
女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必，我宁愿留下那些钱。)
经典对话二：
男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）
女：Why? Don’t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）
经典对话三：
男：I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）
女：I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）
经典对话四：
男：Is this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）
经典对话五：
男：Haven’t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）
女：Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）
经典对话六：
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）
女：Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。）
经典对话七：
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。）
女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）
⑦ 常用英语100句。日常用语 口语的一些话。。之类的
200多句，够吗？
背完这些，你的口语应该有些提高了：
1. I see．我明白了。 2. I quit! 我不干了! 3. Let go! 放手! 4. Me too．我也是。 5. My god! 天哪! 6. No way! 不行! 7. Come on．来吧(赶快) 8. Hold on．等一等。 9. I agree。我同意。 10. Not bad．还不错。 11. Not yet．还没。 12. See you．再见。 13. Shut up! 闭嘴! 14. So long．再见。 15. Why not? 好呀! (为什么不呢?) 16. Allow me．让我来。 17. Be quiet! 安静点! 18. Cheer up! 振作起来! 19. Good job! 做得好! 20. Have fun! 玩得开心! 21. How much? 多少钱? 22. I'm full．我饱了。 23. I'm home．我回来了。 24. I'm lost．我迷路了。 25. My treat．我请客。 26. So do I．我也一样。 27. This way。这边请。 28. After you．您先。 29. Bless you! 祝福你! 30. Follow me．跟我来。 31. Forget it! 休想! (算了!) 32. Good luck! 祝好运! 33. I decline! 我拒绝! 34. I promise．我保证。 35. Of course! 当然了! 36. Slow down! 慢点! 37. Take care! 保重! 38. They hurt． (伤口)疼。 39. Try again．再试试。 40. Watch out! 当心。 41. What's up? 有什么事吗? 42. Be careful! 注意! 43. Bottoms up! 干杯(见底)! 44. Don't move! 不许动! 45. Guess what? 猜猜看? 46. I doubt it 我怀疑。 47. I think so．我也这么想。 48. I'm single．我是单身贵族。 49. Keep it up! 坚持下去! 50. Let me see．让我想想。 51. Never mind．不要紧。 52. No problem! 没问题! 53. That's all! 就这样! 54. Time is up．时间快到了。 55. What's new? 有什么新鲜事吗? 56. Count me on 算上我。 57. Don't worry．别担心。 58. Feel better? 好点了吗? 59. I love you! 我爱你! 60. I'm his fan。我是他的影迷。 61. Is it yours? 这是你的吗? 62. That's neat．这很好。 63. Are you sure? 你肯定吗? 64. Do l have to 非做不可吗? 65. He is my age．他和我同岁。 66. Here you are．给你。 67. No one knows . 没有人知道。 68. Take it easy．别紧张。 69. What a pity! 太遗憾了! 70. Any thing else? 还要别的吗? 71. To be careful! 一定要小心! 72. Do me a favor? 帮个忙，好吗? 73. Help yourself．别客气。 74. I'm on a diet．我在节食。 75. Keep in Touch．保持联络。 76. Time is money．时间就是金钱。 77. Who's calling? 是哪一位? 78. You did right．你做得对。 79. You set me up! 你出卖我! 80. Can I help you? 我能帮你吗? 81. Enjoy yourself! 祝你玩得开心! 82. Excuse me，Sir．先生，对不起。 83. Give me a hand! 帮帮我! 84. How's it going? 怎么样? 85. I have no idea．我没有头绪。 86. I just made it! 我做到了! 87. I'll see to it 我会留意的。 88. I'm in a hurry! 我在赶时间! 89. It's her field．这是她的本行。 90. It's up to you．由你决定。 91. Just wonderful! 简直太棒了! 92. What about you? 你呢? 93. You owe me one．你欠我一个人情。 94. You're welcome．不客气。 95. Any day will do．哪一天都行夕 96. Are you kidding? 你在开玩笑吧! 97. Congratulations! 祝贺你! 98. I can't help it. 我情不自禁。 99. I don't mean it. 我不是故意的。 100. I'll fix you Up．我会帮你打点的 101. It sounds great!．听起来很不错。 102. It's a fine day。今天是个好天。 103. So far，So good．目前还不错。 104. What time is it? 几点了? 105. You can make it! 你能做到! 106. Control yourself! 克制一下! 107. He came by train．他乘火车来。 108. He is ill in bed．他卧病在床。 109. He lacks courage．他缺乏勇气。 110. How's everything? 一切还好吧? 111. I have no choice．我别无选择。 112. I like ice-cream．我喜欢吃冰淇淋。 113. I love this game．我钟爱这项运动。 114. I'll try my best．我尽力而为。 115. I'm On 还不错。 104. What time is it? 几点了? 105. You can make it! 你能做到! 106. Control yourself! 克制一下! 107. He came by train．他乘火车来。 108. He is ill in bed．他卧病在床。 109. He lacks courage．他缺乏勇气。 110. How's everything? 一切还好吧? 111. I have no choice．我别无选择。 112. I like ice-cream．我喜欢吃冰淇淋。 113. I love this game．我钟爱这项运动。 114. I'll try my best．我尽力而为。 115. I'm On your side．我全力支持你。 116. Long time no see! 好久不见! 117. No pain，no gain．不劳无获。 118. Well，it depends 噢，这得看情况。 119. We're all for it．我们全都同意。 120. What a good deal! 真便宜! 121. What should I do? 我该怎么办？ 122. You asked for it! 你自讨苦吃! 123. You have my word．我保证。 124. Believe it or not! 信不信由你! 125. Don't count on me．别指望我。 126. Don't fall for it! 别上当! 127. Don't let me down．别让我失望。 128. Easy come easy go．来得容易，去得快。 129. I beg your pardon．请你原谅。 130. I beg your pardon? 请您再说一遍(我没有听清)。 131. I'll be back soon．我马上回来。 132. I'll check it out．我去查查看。 133. It’s a long story．说来话长。 134. It’s Sunday today．今天是星期天。 135. Just wait and see! 等着瞧! 136. Make up your mind．做个决定吧。 137. That's all I need．我就要这些。 138. The view is great．景色多么漂亮! 139. The wall has ears．隔墙有耳。 140. There comes a bus．汽车来了。 141. What day is today? 今天星期几? 142. What do you think? 你怎么认为？ 143. Who told you that? 谁告诉你的? 144. Who's kicking off? 现在是谁在开球? 145. Yes，I suppose So．是的，我也这么认为。 146. You can't miss it 你一定能找到的。 147. Any messages for me? 有我的留言吗? 148. Don't be so modest．别谦虚了。 149. Don't give me that! 少来这套! 150. He is a smart boy．他是个小机灵鬼。 151. He is just a child．他只是个孩子。 152. I can't follow you．我不懂你说的。 153. I felt sort of ill. 我感觉有点不适。 154. I have a good idea! 我有一个好主意。 155. It is growing cool．天气渐渐凉爽起来。 156. It seems all right．看来这没问题。 157. It's going too far．太离谱了。 158. May I use your pen? 我可以用你的笔吗? 159. She had a bad cold．她患了重感冒。 160. That's a good idea．这个主意真不错。 161. The answer is zero．白忙了。 162. What does she like? 她喜欢什么? 163. As soon as possible! 越快越好! 164. He can hardly speak．他几乎说不出话来。 165. He always talks big．他总是吹牛。 166. He won an election．他在选举中获胜。 167. I am a football fan．我是个足球迷。 168. If only I could fly．要是我能飞就好了。 169. I'll be right there．我马上就到。 170. I'll see you at six．我六点钟见你。 171. IS it true or false? 这是对的还是错的? 172. Just read it for me．就读给我听好了。 173. Knowledge is power．知识就是力量。 174. Move out of my way! 让开! 175. Time is running out．没时间了。 176. We are good friends．我们是好朋友。 177. What's your trouble? 你哪儿不舒服? 178. You did fairly well! 你干得相当不错1 179. Clothes make the man．人要衣装。 180. Did you miss the bus? 你错过公共汽车了? 181. Don't lose your head。不要惊慌失措。 182. He can't take a joke．他开不得玩笑。 183. He owes my uncle $100．他欠我叔叔100美元。 184. How are things going? 事情进展得怎样? 185. How are you recently? 最近怎么样? 186. I know all about it．我知道有关它的一切。 187. It really takes time．这样太耽误时间了。 188. It's against the law．这是违法的。 189. Love me，love my dog． (谚语)爱屋及乌。 190. My mouth is watering．我要流口水了。 191. Speak louder，please．说话请大声点儿。 192. This boy has no job．这个男孩没有工作。 193. This house is my own．这所房子是我自己的。 194. What happened to you? 你怎么了? 195. You are just in time. 你来得正是时候。 196. You need to workout．你需要去运动锻炼一下。 197. Your hand feels cold．你的手摸起来很冷。。 198. Don't be so childish. 别这么孩子气。 199. Don't trust to chance! 不要碰运气。 200. Fasten your seat belt．系好你的安全带。 201. He has a large income. 他有很高的收入。 202. He looks very healthy．他看来很健康。 203. He paused for a reply．他停下来等着•回答。 204. He repaired his house．他修理了他的房子。 205. He suggested a picnic. 他建议搞一次野餐。 206. Here's a gift for you．这里有个礼物送给你。 207. How much does it cost? 多少钱? 208. I caught the last bus. 我赶上了最后一班车。 209. I could hardly speak．我简直说不出话来。 210. I'll have to try that．我得试试这么做。 211. I'm very proud of you．我为你感到非常骄傲。 212. It doesn't make sense. 这没有意义(不合常理)。 213. Make yourself at home．请不要拘礼。 214. My car needs washing．我的车需要洗一洗。 215. None of your business! 与你无关! 216. Not a sound was heard. 一点声音也没有。 217. That's always the case．习以为常了。 218. The road divides here. 这条路在这里分岔。 219. Those are watermelons．那些是西瓜。 220. What a nice day it is! 今天天气真好! 221. What's wrong with you? 你哪里不对劲? 222. You are a chicken．你是个胆小鬼。 223. A lovely day，isn't it? 好天气，是吗? 224. He is collecting money．他在筹集资金。 225. He was born in New York．他出生在纽约。 226. He was not a bit tired．他一点也不累。 227. I will be more careful．我会小心一些的， 228. I will never forget it．我会记着的。 229. It is Just what I need．这正是我所需要的。 230. It rather surprised me．那事使我颇感惊讶。 231. Just around the comer．就在附近。 232. Just for entertainment．只是为了消遣一下。 233. Let bygones be bygones．过去的，就让它过去吧。 234. Mother doesn't make up．妈妈不化妆。 235. Oh，you are kidding me．哦，你别拿我开玩笑了。 236. She has been to school. 她上学去了。 237. Skating is interesting．滑冰很有趣。 238. Supper is ready at six．晚餐六点钟就好了。 239. That's a terrific idea! 真是好主意! 240. What horrible weather! 这鬼天气! 241. Which would you prefer? 你要选哪个? 242. Does she like ice-cream? 她喜欢吃冰淇淋吗? 243. First come first served．先到先得。 244. Great minds think alike．英雄所见略同。 245. He has a sense of humor．他有幽默感。 246. He is acting an old man．他正扮演一个老人。 247. He is looking for a job．他正在找工作。 248. He doesn't care about me．他并不在乎我。 249. I develop films myself．我自己冲洗照片。 250. I felt no regret for it．对这件事我不觉得后悔。 251. I get up at six o'clock．我六点起床。 252. I meet the boss himself．我见到了老板本人。 253. I owe you for my dinner. 我欠你晚餐的钱。 254. I really enjoyed myself．我玩得很开心。 255. I'm fed up with my work! 我对工作烦死了! 256. It's no use complaining. 发牢骚没什么用。 257. She's under the weather．她心情•不好。 258. The child sobbed sadly．小孩伤心地抽泣着。 259. The rumor had no basis．那谣言没有•根据。 260. They praised him highly．他们大大地表扬了他。 261. Winter is a cold season. 冬天是一个，寒冷的季节。 262. You can call me any time．你可以随时打电话给我。 263. 15 divided by3 equals 5． 15除以3等于5。 264. All for one，one for all．我为人人，人人为我。 265. East,west，home is best．金窝，银窝，不如自己的草窝。 266. He grasped both my hands. 他紧握住我的双手。
⑧ 英语幽默小故事三分钟，英语口语测试难不难
幽默小故事一：慎重许愿
Be Careful What You Wish For
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
慎重许愿
一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。
庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。
妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。
接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻，害羞地说，“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。”
仙女拾起了魔术棒。“呯!”，他变成了90岁。
幽默小故事二：袋鼠与笼子
(Kangaroos and the Cage)
One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came to the conclusion that the cage was placed too low and decided to raise it from one to two meters high. But the next day the kangaroos were still at large and they again raised the cage to three meters.
有一天，动物园的管理员们发现袋鼠从笼子里跑出来了， 于是开会讨论，一致认为是笼子的高度过低，所以他们决定将笼子的高度由原来的1米加高到2米。结果第二天他们发现，袋鼠还是跑到外面来，所以他们又决定再将高度加高到3米。
Quite beyond their expectation the next morning they saw the kangaroos still free to go about. They were alarmed and determined to go to all the length by raising the cage to the height of ten meters.
没想到隔天居然又看到袋鼠全跑到外面，于是管理 员们大为紧张，决定一不做二不休，将笼子的高度加高到10米。
Later a giraffe, while chatting with some kangaroos, asked them, “Do you think they will go on raising your cage?”
一天，长颈鹿和几只袋鼠在闲聊，“你们看，这些人 会不会再继续加高你们的笼子?”长颈鹿问。
“Hard to say,” said a kangaroo, “if they continue forgetting to fasten the cage door.”
“很难说。”袋鼠说，“如果他们再继续忘记关门的话!”
⑨ 英语口语常用的30句赞美语
1. You look great today。(你今天看上去很棒。)【每天都可以用！】
2. You did a good job. (你干得非常好。)【国际最通用的表扬！】
3. We’re so proud of you。(我们十分为你骄傲。)【最高级的表扬！】
4. I’m very pleased with your work。(我对你的工作非常满意。)【正式、真诚的赞扬！】
5. This is really a nice place。(这真是个好地方！)【随口就说、但效果很好的表扬！】
6. You’re looking sharp! (你看上去真精神/真棒/真漂亮。)【与众不同的表扬！】
7. You always know the right thing to say. =
8. You’re very eloquent。(你总是说话得体。) 【高层次的表扬！】
9. Nice going! = you did a good job。(干得好！)【极其地道的表扬！】
10. The food is delicious。(好吃！)【最普通、但非常重要的表扬！】
11. Everything tastes great。(每样东西都很美味！)
12. Your son/daughter is so cute。(你的孩子很可爱。)【外国人绝对喜欢听的表扬！】
13. What an adorable baby! (多么可爱的孩子。)【只管大胆用！】
14. I admire your work. = 15。
15. I respect your work。(我对你的工作表示敬意。)【世界通用！】
16. You’ve got a great personality。(你的个性很好。)【一个非常安全的表扬！】
17. You have a good sense of humor。(你真幽默。)【美国人极其喜欢的表扬！】
18. Your Chinese is really surprising。(你的中文令人惊讶。)【绝对和其他人不一样的表
扬！】
19. Your English is incredible。(我真不敢相信你的英语。)【用了六星级形容词！】
20. You have a very successful business。(你的事业很成功。)【现代人非常喜欢听！】
21. You’re very professional。(你非常专业。)【专业化的表扬！】
22. Your company is very impressive。(你的公司给我留下深刻印象。)
23. You’re so smart。(你非常聪明。)
24. I envy you very much。(我非常羡慕你。)
25. Your wife is very charming。(你的妻子很有魅力！)
26. You two make a lovely couple。(你们真是天生的一对！)
27. You’re really talented。(你很有天赋。)
28. You look nice in that color。(你穿那种颜色很好看。)
29. You have a good taste。(你很有品位。)
30. You look like a million dollars. = you look outstanding. =you look like a movie star。(你看上去帅呆了。)