❶ 有趣的英语常用口语
1 这幅画卖吗？Is the picture want to be sold?
2 你能把它卖给我吗？ Can you sell it to me?
3 我不是故意的。 I didn't mean to.
4 我郁闷。 vapor.
5 我挂了。回I'm in the flue/st.
6 我乐意。I'd love to.
7 我晕了。 Faint.
8 我坦答白。 I confess freely to you.
9 我受不了。 I'm too rich for my blood./I can't stand
10 我说了算。 Only what I says goes.
11 我的心都碎了。 It broke my heart.
12 我只在乎你。 I only have eyes for you.
13 我舍不得你。 Stint you.
14 我都看到了 I all see.
❷ 有没有简单的英文 段子 在口试现场可以调侃的那种
like one of these one-sided hills. Reelation must climb painfully from base to peak, on the slope side, with interest on a up-grade, say, of one foot in ten; an’ then when
❸ 急求一份幽默诙谐式的英语口语二人对话范文
经典对话一：
男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）
女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必，我宁愿留下那些钱。)
经典对话二：
男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）
女：Why? Don’t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）
经典对话三：
男：I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）
女：I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）
经典对话四：
男：Is this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）
经典对话五：
男：Haven’t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）
女：Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）
经典对话六：
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）
女：Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。）
经典对话七：
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。）
女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）
❹ 请问一些英语口语常用的粗口话
有啊。。
the son of bitch
bullshit
what's the fuck
what's the hell
bloody
suck my dick
damn it
asshole
fuck
idiot
stupid
retard
哎。。。我都不好意思讲了。。。太恶心了
❺ 求几句英语常用口语。
1、对不起，我没听清楚，请你再说一遍。 Sorry, I didn't catch that. Could you repeat it again?
2、对不起，我不会。Sorry, I don't know/I don't understand.
3、我明白了。I understand now.
4、让我试一试。Let me try it out.
5、让我再试一试。Let me try again.
6、你确定吗？我确定。Are you positive/sure? Yes, I'm positive/sure.
7、再让我想一想。Let me think about it.
8、我知道了。I know now.
9、我可以问几个问题吗？可以，请问吧。Can I ask a few questions. Yes, ask away.
10、书用英语怎么说。How do you say "书" in English?
11、book用中文怎么说。How do you say "book" in Chinese?
12、谢谢你的夸奖。Thanks for the compliments!
13、不要紧，没关系。Don't worry, it's okay.
14、我今年X岁。I'm X years old.
15、我来自XXX。（某地、某学校） I come from XXX.
16、这个问题对我来说太复杂了。This problem is too complicated for me.
17、对不起，你回答错了。I'm sorry, you got it wrong.
18、噢，你是对的。Oh, you're right.
19、你回答得很棒（好）！Great answer!
20、从那边走。Walk that way.
21、你是怎么想的？What do you think?
22、我只这么想的：XXX I just think XXX
❻ 急！！！求英语幽默口语小对话
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?"The farmer replied, "What's time to a pig?"
一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"
One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
Girl: Yes, that's what he did.
Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...
Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父亲在哪儿？
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”
哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”
The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可怜的丈夫
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”
Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道这个谚语吗？
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”