1. 求关于幸福的英语情景对话，比较幽默的，三分钟左右，谢谢啦。
晚饭后，来一家人聚源在一起看电视，新闻说自从开放二胎后，家里的孩子威胁父母不让生二胎，八岁的侄女却对妈妈说“妈妈，如果你要生二胎，我不会哭也不会闹。”“女儿真的妈妈的小棉袄，可是妈妈想知道为什么啊？”“你这么精打细算，我不说你也知道。”“精打细算？”“对啊，你知道生二胎需要很多钱，我们家这么穷，你肯定不会生，我自然也不会哭闹。
2. 关于5个人的幽默英语情景对话，急要,谢谢
A: what are you reading? B: oh, it’ the latest novel by ray blune. It’s a sic-fi thriller. A; I thought he usually wrote horror books. B: he does. He’s good at this genre too. It’s a captivating read. A; we’re going to the bookshop. Would you like to join us? B; yes, I would. I need to buy a textbook for my course and, as you know, I love browsing through the latest paperbacks. A: me too. I need something to read on the flight to new york. I can never sleep on planes. Sarah wants to pick up some children’s books for her daughter. B: I want to look at nelson mandela’s autobiography. A: this is sure to be a worthwhile read. Intemp3ediate A: good morning. I’m from the new york book review. Could I ask you some question about your latest book? B: sure. Take a seat… what would you like to know? A; first, I’ve heard that your latest book is based on a true story. B; that’s correct. It’s a murder mystery based on actual murders that book place in florida several years ago. The main character-the police invesigator-is based on the man who investigated the case. A: how do you research your books? B: I always visit the places that I use as setting for stories. Readers like things to be as factually correct as possible-even in fiction! I usually base my characters on people I have met. Most character are a mixture of the characters of two or more people. A; I really like your books. I’ve just finished this one. I read it from cover to cover in a single day. Congratulation on making the bestseller list yet again! B; thank you. Let met sign it for you …there you go. A; oh! Thank you very much. I heard that you are currently writing a collection of short stories. What are the stories about? B: there’s a real mix of stories in the book. I haven’t finished all of them yet, though. 匡威帆布鞋 http://www.kuangweifanbuxie.org
3. 求英语口语的情景对话（三个人的）
A: How are you guysgetting on with your English learning these days?
B: I am making quitea good progress.
C: Me too, I am notdoing at all bad, actually, how about yourself.
A: Not so good! I find it hard, very hard!
B: Well, I think learning English require many condition andimportant elements.
C: Yes, that’s how I find it too. There at least 5 importantelements for English learning.
A: Vow, really? What are these elements then?
C: Well, first of all it is talents of course, then comes learning environment, interest, perseverance and finall methods. A: Can you be a bit more specific?
C: Needless to say, talent is one who armed with extraordinarylearning abilities.
B: Interest is a very important key in learning too, No onewill ever succeed if not having enough interest with things!
C: That’s true, and perseverance is the next, I am sure it need not to be explained and everyone should know that an import element it completing any task! A: yes, I know that too
C: Another key is learning environment, if you are studying abroad or working for a foreign company where you are in contact with colleagues who are speaking English all the time. Then you are most likely to learn
English much quicker too.
A: That’s quite true as well.
C: Finally, it comes to methods. Apart from going to a proper English training school, you should paying equal attention to reading listening, writing and conversation. Would do without any one!B: But I think there is still one more important element.
A: What would that be?
B: This is indivial character!
C: What are about it then?
B: Indivial character is very important. Someone must dare to talk and talk a lot, because learn foreign language require you to talk a lot and it is use to communicate with foreigners In the first place anyway, if you are a shy person and find it very hard to open your mouth to talk, then I don’t think you will ever learn very good English. C: Oh yes, you are quite right!
A: Thanks for you guys’ most useful advice.
B: I am glad to help, hope that it would be useful to you.
C: Likewise here, you are welcome. Besides we are good friends,aren’t we?
三个人的对话，有情景，也有开头和结尾。
很乐意能够帮到你，希望会对你有助。
若不明白请继续问，如满意敬请采纳，O(∩_∩)O谢谢你。
4. 急需几篇英语口语情景对话
A: Now, today we will talk about friendship. What do you think about friendship?
B: Everyone needs friendship. No one can sail the ocean of life single handed. We need help from, and also give help to, others.
A: Yes, I agree with you. In the modern age, people attach more importance to relations and connections. A man of charisma has many friends. His power lies in his ability to give.
B: The term, friend, can be a nodding acquaintance, a comrade, a partner, a playmate, a brother, an intimate etc.
A: True friends share not only joy but, more often than not, they share sorrow.
B: Yes! Without friendship, our life is hostile , unfortunate and meaningless.
A: To many of my friends, I know what to treasure, what to tolerate and what to share, I will never forget my old friends and keep making new friends. I will not be cold and indifferent to the poor friends and will show concern for them.
5. 跪求英语四人口语练习，类似于情景对话的那种 三到五分钟的 最好是搞笑的 谢谢 速解！
Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet.
There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
Characters：
Ada 小女孩 旁白
Queen
King
PrincePrincess
WitchTwo crows, two flowers, two strangers
SCENE I
(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)
Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
Ada: And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.
Witch: （ and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away!
（Flying to the Fragrance country）
Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he’s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. (Fly away)
Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess.
Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell!! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can’t believe it!
SCENE II
(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)
Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.
Crow A: Please go away…
Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell here.
Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!
(Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.)
Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.
Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air.
Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.
Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.
(Prince continues to walk.)
Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.
(Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)
Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.
Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense.
Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’s him.
Strangers: Just get lost! Dirty man!
Prince: Oh I’m sorry. I’m not a dirty man. My feet are really disgusting.
(Prince continues to walk.)
SCENE III
Ada: There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty country.”Although king and queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.
Ada: The king and the queen are very worried about their daughter. Then, they finally found a perfect solution after several trials and failures…
(In the palace.)
Queen: I am the queen!
King: Of course I am the king!
Queen: You never care about your daughter!!!
King: So…what happened to our baby?
Queen: My dear daughter can’t sleep!
King: So…what can we do?
(Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.)
King: Oh~my dear, just take them all.
Princess: Take them all? Are you sure?
King: Yes!
Princess: (Take medicine) I still can’t sleep.I still can’t sleep!
(Try another method.)
King: Hey my dear! Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting Sheep.
Princess: 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep …..oh,dad, I still can’t sleep!
King: Oh, no! It didn’t work. Maybe we should get help from people.
Queen: OK! Go out on the streets and find some help.
SCENE IV
(Prince walks in the Beauty Country and looks at a crowd of people. Some people try to make the princess sleep.)
Prince: (To himself.) I think I can make the princess sleep! Can I try?
Queen: Yes! It’s our pleasure. Please try.
Prince: Thank you! (Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess.) Sorry! My dear princess!
Princess: Oh! Your feet smell so awful. I can’t breathe and I want to sleep.
Queen: Oh no! My dear~ What happened to you? Don’t scare us!
(King touches her nose to check if the princess breathes.)
King: She’s still breathing. She just fell asleep.Queen: Thank you! Oh, thank God! My dear baby finally fell asleep.(Queen hugs the Princess.)
King: (To the prince.) Oh! Thank you! We are very lucky to meet you.
Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!!
Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter.
King: Yes! This is a happy ending.
Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together. 翻译 从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。
有一天她来到"香国" 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。
有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。
最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。
最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。角色：阿达王后国王王子公主女巫两只乌鸦，两朵花，两个陌生人场景1(一天下午,一个女孩,Ada,正在读书)阿达:哦~多有趣的故事!从前…一个女巫有一双臭脚，闻起来竟然比臭豆腐还臭，很恶心。因此,她想找一个人要的脚去换她的脚。阿达:有一天,她飞到“香国”。她发现那的人都有一双香脚，王子的脚最香。王子在树下小憩并打着鼾。 女巫:(尖叫着,笑着跳舞)我是最完美的，我既有美丽又有智慧。越来越多的人落入我…我…脚!哦,不,我的脚!我这么迷人的女巫,但是为什么我的脚这么臭呢?每个人闻到我的脚都会晕过去。我的脚的味道可以杀死老鼠。哦,我不想活了。我要飞走了!(飞往香气国家)女巫:(哭泣)我讨厌我的脚!我讨厌我的脚!(低声说)哈哈,那是什么味道?闻起来太香了。（搜索)哦，一个多么英俊的男孩。(走进,深呼吸)哦,哦,哦,为什么他的脚有着如此甜美的味道?这真不公平!(生气地说)不公平!瞧,他睡觉打鼾。让我和他换脚!(魔法和大声地笑)哦,我的脚。你闻起来太香了!现在,我真的是最迷人的女巫了。(飞走了)王子:(睡著,做梦)哎呀!多么美丽的女孩!你是我唯一的亲爱的公主。王子:(醒来了!)哦~怎么了?什么是坏的气味! !这个房间有股臭豆腐的味道。它是我的桌子吗?我的手吗?我的椅子?我的头吗?或者我的窗吗?噢,不!是我的脚。我有一双臭脚。这是怎么回事?(抓住他的头。)(逃跑)我不敢相信!场景2(王子行走,看见几只乌鸦。)王子:哦~有许多乌鸦。乌鸦:请快走…乌鸦B:快!这里充满了难闻的气味。乌鸦:我们都快要死过去了,因为你的脚太恶心。王子:哦!我很抱歉…我的脚给你带来很多麻烦…对不起~ !（小王子继续走，他看到一些花。)王子:哼~我喜欢花的芳香。花:哦!我不能没有新鲜的空气。花B:请你的脚离我们远一点。花:你的脚太恶心了。王子:为什么每个人都不喜欢我那?我太伤心了,我很抱歉让你们感觉不好。（小王子继续走了。)王子:我能做些什么?我希望我的脚重新香起来。(许多外邦人走供应商在路上。)路人A:你有没有踩到什么?检查下你的鞋子。路人B:哦!别胡说八道。路人A:我知道那难闻的气味从何而来。是他。路人B:就滚开!肮脏的男人!王子:哦,我很抱歉。我不是一个肮脏的人。我的脚太脏了。（小王子继续走了。)场景3阿达: 在“美丽国”，有一位公主总是睡不着。虽然国王和王后曾尝试过许多方法,她仍然无法入睡。阿达:国王和王后非常担心他们的女儿。经过几个试验和失败后，他们终于找到一个完美的解决办法。 (进入了宫殿。)王后:我是女王!王:我当然是国王!王后:你不关心你的女儿! ! !国王:那么…我们的孩子发生了什么事?王后:我亲爱的女儿睡不着!国王:那么…我们能做些什么呢?(女王给她女儿带来许多种药丸。)国王:哦~我亲爱的,把这些药都吃掉。公主:都吃掉吗?你确定吗?国王:是的!公主:(吃药)我还是睡不着，我还是睡不着!(试着另一种方法。)国王:嘿,亲爱的!爸爸教你的一种睡眠的好方法:数羊。公主:1只绵羊2羊三羊……爸爸，我还是睡不着！国王:噢,不!没有用。也许我们应该找人帮帮忙。王后:好吧!去在大街上,看看谁有办法。场景4王子走在“美丽国”的路上,看到一群人，他们在试图让公主睡觉。)王子:(对他自己说)我想我让公主睡觉!我可以试试吗?王后:当然可以!这是我们的荣幸。请试试吧!王子:谢谢!(他把鞋子脱掉，把他的脚放在公主前面)对不起!我亲爱的公主!公主:哦!你的脚闻起来是如此的臭。我不能呼吸了,我要睡觉了。王后:噢,不!我亲爱的~,你发生了什么事?不要吓我们!(国王碰触到她的鼻子检查公主的呼吸。)国王:她还在呼吸。她只是睡着了。王后:谢谢!哦,感谢上帝!我亲爱的宝贝终于睡着了。(女王抱走公主)国王:(对王子说)哦!谢谢!我们很幸运,能见到你。王子:我简直不敢相信!我的恶心的脚如此有魔力! !王后:啊!不要这么说，他们不是恶心。恭喜你!你要嫁给我亲爱的女儿。国王:是的!这是一个幸福的结局。阿达:每当公主睡不着,她只要闻王子的臭脚就会睡得很好。最后,王子和公主幸福地生活在一起。
6. 英语口语考试，有五个情景对话，求大神给出剧本，三分钟，英文最好，中文也行，但求幽默
（自言自语）哦，真是糟糕，居然找不到路了。。（突然看到一个正在看书的女生）你好，同学！我是外国佬，第一次来这里，我可以问你个问题吗？
(automatic speaking) Oh, really bad, I can't find the way.. (suddenly saw a girl is read a Book) Hello, students! I am the foreigner, come here for the first time, may I ask you a question?
（抬起头）额，什么事？
(Tai Qitou) well, what is it?
啊哈，世界之大，能遇见你这样的姑娘真是荣幸啊~~额，（挠头）能告诉我，去厕所的路吗？
Ah, the world is big, can meet you this girl is really honored ah ~ ~ well, (might) tell me, go to the toilet of the road?
哦，天哪，你是眼花了吗？我是女生，怎么会去过男厕所呢？我当然不知道啦
Oh, God, you are dazed? I am a girl, how could have been men's toilet? Of course I don't know
额，在中国，厕所不是在一起的吗？。。。
Well, in China, toilet not together?...
哦，当然不是。这里可没有你那里那么开放
Oh, of course not. Here without you there so open
好吧，我不是那个意思。那么，女厕所在哪里呢？
OK. I didn't mean that. So, where is the toilet?
什么！？你要去女厕所！？
Sorry? Do you want to go to the toilet!?
哦，不，我很急，你能快点告诉我吗？
Oh, no, I'm in a hurry, can you tell me?
好吧，说实话，我也不是本地人，我刚刚来这里度假，所以我无法回答你的问题，抱歉咯
Well, to tell you the truth, I have not a native, I just came here for a holiday, so I can't answer your question, I'm sorry
额……
The amount of......
7. 求幽默的英语情景对话（3人），有附中文翻译的，3~5分钟左右。 符合的另加分
有一个人有三个儿子,老大叫流氓,老二叫菜刀,老三麻烦。有一天，麻烦专失踪了，老大带着属老二来到公安局报警，老大对警察说：“警察你好,我是流氓(老大)带着菜刀(老二)来找麻烦(老三)。”
There was a man who had three sons, one called rogue,The second call Kitchen knife,The third call trouble.One day,trouble Be missing,Mobile phone with The second
To the Public Security Bureau To alarm，Mobile phone The police said：“The police hello，
I'm blackguard( Mobile phone) with Kitchen knife(The second ) come look for In trouble(The third ).
8. 英语口语情景对话
1.
A:Hi,what are you guys going to do tomorrow ?
B:I will go to picnic with my parents,and what's your plan,C ?
C:My sister will take me to the library,I didn't go there for a long time.
A:Well,I'll just stay home and help my mother to do some housework,'cause I think she works so hard ,don't you think so?
B:You are a good boy(girl),my mother always doesn't want me to do anything for her,just tell me study and study again......I hate that.
C:Woo,I think I have the same problem with you.
A:That's bad.You might visit us with your mum after the vacation,I bet they will change their mind,good luck and have a nice holiday!
B&C:Thank you very much,see you!
2.
Hello,everyone,I am very glad to stay here with you and introce myself.it is my first time to do this in another language,it's interesting and strange to me ,but I like it.
I am(你的年龄)years old,you can call me(你的名字)。Now,we are in a brand new class together,I wish I can be the friend with all of you,thank you!（鞠躬敬礼）
两三次的左修又改我花费了近乎个吧小时时间... I am awfully sorry ...... 还有，同学，猴子和老虎不是论个的，加油哦！
9. 急求一份幽默诙谐式的英语口语二人对话范文
经典对话一：
男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）
女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必，我宁愿留下那些钱。)
经典对话二：
男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）
女：Why? Don’t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）
经典对话三：
男：I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）
女：I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）
经典对话四：
男：Is this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）
经典对话五：
男：Haven’t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）
女：Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）
经典对话六：
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）
女：Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。）
经典对话七：
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。）
女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）