A. 求两人的英语小品剧本
刚好我有。你看看。甲:亲爱的观众朋友们，大家晚上好！（鞠躬）
乙：Good evening everyone ,Dear my friends。
甲：你说什么？
乙：我说英语啊！
甲：英语？英国老鼠？好家伙，来一中半个学期，成了洋鬼子了。
乙：这不是洋鬼子。这是世界普通话嘛——English.你懂吗？
甲：哦，世界普通话。我也会说。世界不懂话嘛。我说给你听。
乙：你说说给我听！
甲：……
乙：这是什么东东呀？
甲：哈，听不懂就对了。这就是你说的世界不懂话。说了谁也听不懂的话。
乙：咳，你这个人，什么年代了，还这么落后，我说的可是正宗英语，现在 已经成了世界通用的语言了，所以 叫世界普通话。就象中国普通话一样普及。
甲：是嘛。你这么说，我倒要见识见识了。
乙：你想学英语？
甲：废话。不学不就象你说的，落后了嘛？
乙；对，你真聪明！
甲：你可以教我嘛？
乙；好啊！
甲：太谢谢你了，那，比如，见了面用英语怎么打招呼呀？
乙：这很容易，招手：Hello……
甲：哦，（学）二楼！这真的容易。见了面，上二楼，叫我吃饭啊！
乙：不是二楼！是Hello。
甲：哦，不是二楼，是下楼？让我下楼，又不让我吃饭了？咳……
乙：你这人真是的，你饿晕了吗？总吃什么饭啊，什么二楼，下楼。还下流呢！看来你真不是学英语的料。不教你了，
甲：哎！不要生气啊，你就再教教我嘛。
乙：好吧！谁叫我是个大好人呢？
甲：那么，你叫什么名字，怎么说？
乙：我叫韦东。
甲：不是，我是问你，英语“你叫什么名字”怎么说。
乙：哦，你听啊，What's your name?
甲：（壮话）闻是用name（重复），哦，英语真了不起！
乙：怎么了？
甲：我们是壮族的啊！你听啊，英语也和我们壮话一样，教育我们，人家放屁了，千万不要在后面跟着，好好（讲壮话）跟了放屁的人，不是好臭嘛，是吧！
乙：这怎么是壮话呢？还跟什么放屁连在一起，乱七八糟的。
甲：（傻笑）呵呵。
乙：我可告诉你，你还想不想学英语？
甲：（赶忙）想学，想学。不就和我们壮话一样嘛。
乙：听了啊，是，就是yes。
甲：咽死！咽死！这多么不吉利啊！
乙：你说什么？
甲：咽死，咽死，不说什么！
乙：好，不呢，英语就是no。
甲：哦，不，英语是这个，脑！
乙：不是脑袋，是NO。
甲：不就是脑——嘛！
乙：对
甲：“教室”，用英语怎么说？
乙：教室是“Class room。”
甲：格拉格rem，格拉格rem,你们的教室是在木楼上面嘛？
乙：没有啊！
甲：那你们教室也够吵的啦！
乙：为什么？
甲：格拉格rem 格拉格rem 不是同学们在教室里又唱又跳让地板（格拉格rem 格拉格rem）
乙：哇！你这人，想象力还挺丰富的。
甲：是嘛！这样，记英语单词也就快了嘛！
乙：真有你的！
甲：让你这么一教，我很快就学会了英语啦。
乙：好啊？那你就把刚才我教给你的英语给我说一遍。
甲：好，听着啊——（说不出来）
乙：快说呀！
甲：你急什么急呀！我不正准备呢嘛？（又说不出来）
乙：看见了吧？说不出来了！我说你不好好学，怎么说好英语呢？
甲：谁说我学不好英语啦？听啊，见了面说二楼，然后说我what's your name?如果name了我。那你就会咽死，因为上面“格拉格rem，格拉格rem”
乙：都什么乱七八糟的。
甲：还有呢？从电视上学的：对是yes。不是是not。去是狗，回来ba，今天是today，明天是tomo。以后都是都柔。
乙：什么，什么？你再说一遍。
甲：（重复）对是咽死。不是是脑。去是狗，回来ba，今天是today，明天是tomo。以后都是都柔啊！
乙：哈，你讲英语夹壮，今天是today，不是都爹，明天是tomo rrow。不是都焖，知道嘛你？
甲：还不是一个样嘛？
乙：（严肃地），让我告诉你，你这个用中国壮话学英语的可千万不要再学下去了，否则你是学不好英语的，也丢尽了我们中国人的脸。
甲：是嘛？ 有这么严重吗？
乙：有啊，我们中国人要走向世界，要把中国自己的良好形象推出去，就必须学会一口标准、流利、纯正的英语，不能用我们方言的口语来学英语，知道吗？
甲：知道了，那怎么说，才标准呀？
乙：哦，请你用李阳疯狂英语这一套方法，李阳Grazy English，将告诉你如何攻破口语关，发音关，你要持之以恒，肯定会让英语水平大大的提高的。
甲：真的 吗？好的，好的，我一定尽力努力学好英语，说好英语。
乙：Oh，very good！
B. 搞笑英语两人小品对话
1,Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。 男: This seat empty?（这个座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）【我立马走人】
男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）
女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）【我不想和你有任何交集】
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）
女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】
男：Can I have your name?（我能知道你的名字吗？）
女：Why? Don''t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）
男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）
女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）【长的真丑】
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。）
女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】</SPAN></p>
C. 关于友谊的英语话剧
1 Someone asked, what's the most special motion of a man.
You may answer It's must be Love!
You may answer It's happiness.
and -- I'll say Listen to my response
Please enjoy the drama OUR TRUE FRIENDSHIP
短剧：我们的真挚友谊
2I am moved by the friendship of our daily life．But do you know what is like in the world of magic？
哈利伯特之魔法石
3Ok，are you lost in the magic world？It is amazing．
But now come back to real world， to our Eastern world．There is eastern and there must be western．So let us show you something happened in westernworld．
话剧：big words of western
4 It was words just now．And now you will feel some sound－other words－music
歌曲：you raise me up
5 Isn’t it fashional？Yeah， You raise me up so I can stand here hosting this party．
Alright，we’ll have something cultrural after a Pop song．You will love it！
古筝合奏：渔舟唱晚
6 A queite night．See， who is dreaming？
仲夏夜之梦
7 You know the name of that music？
its 渔舟唱晚in Chinese．Now the night has passed， see！The sun is smiling！！
歌舞剧：不落的太阳
8 The sun is so bueatiful， isn”t it？Do you have seasons in the sun？
seasons in the son
9 When we say SUN， we alway think about god．But do you know？God is a girl！！
god is a girl
10 What a bueatiful melody！Thank you！
Oh see！There is another girl and it seems she is in touble now！
白雪公主
11 Oh， snowwhite is save now．But I do want her go away．It reminds me of a song called the day you went away
the day you went away
12 The day you went away．It is my sadest day．Where did you go？You went to the sea because you are the Daughter of the Sea．．．．
童话：海的女儿
13 YOu are sweet the Daughter of the Sea．Here is another sweet girl ，another sweet love story．
灰姑娘
14 I kept reading this story all day long when i was a little kid．It makes me think about my YESTERDAY
yester once more
15 I miss this song．．yester once more ．
Now is time to get high！！The big show！！！
街舞 chtonic
16 Enjoyed youselves？The dancers are really great！！I want to dance too．Like this girl， she is having a romantic dance．．．．．．
美女与野兽
17 It is romatic ，isin’t it？I love the pretty girl’s necklace．But there is someone worrying about the necklace．．．．
话剧 the necklace
18 Now we will have something special．The most precious thing is not a necklace， it must be the skill to handle languages．Do you want to communicate with forieners？Enjoy this！And Learn！！
中英日韩语种表演（暂定为诗歌朗诵
19 The poem is great．I want to follow him， will you？？
合唱 i will follow him
D. 有关友谊的英语话剧
很急呀……我试试喽
1 Someone asked, what's the most special motion of a man.
You may answer It's must be Love!
You may answer It's happiness.
and -- I'll say Listen to my response
Please enjoy the drama OUR TRUE FRIENDSHIP
短剧：我们的真挚友谊
2I am moved by the friendship of our daily life．But do you know what is like in the world of magic？
哈利伯特之魔法石
3Ok，are you lost in the magic world？It is amazing．
But now come back to real world， to our Eastern world．There is eastern and there must be western．So let us show you something happened in westernworld．
话剧：big words of western
4 It was words just now．And now you will feel some sound－other words－music
歌曲：you raise me up
5 Isn’t it fashional？Yeah， You raise me up so I can stand here hosting this party．
Alright，we’ll have something cultrural after a Pop song．You will love it！
古筝合奏：渔舟唱晚
6 A queite night．See， who is dreaming？
仲夏夜之梦
7 You know the name of that music？
its 渔舟唱晚in Chinese．Now the night has passed， see！The sun is smiling！！
歌舞剧：不落的太阳
8 The sun is so bueatiful， isn”t it？Do you have seasons in the sun？
seasons in the son
9 When we say SUN， we alway think about god．But do you know？God is a girl！！
god is a girl
10 What a bueatiful melody！Thank you！
Oh see！There is another girl and it seems she is in touble now！
白雪公主
11 Oh， snowwhite is save now．But I do want her go away．It reminds me of a song called the day you went away
the day you went away
12 The day you went away．It is my sadest day．Where did you go？You went to the sea because you are the Daughter of the Sea．．．．
童话：海的女儿
13 YOu are sweet the Daughter of the Sea．Here is another sweet girl ，another sweet love story．
灰姑娘
14 I kept reading this story all day long when i was a little kid．It makes me think about my YESTERDAY
yester once more
15 I miss this song．．yester once more ．
Now is time to get high！！The big show！！！
街舞 chtonic
16 Enjoyed youselves？The dancers are really great！！I want to dance too．Like this girl， she is having a romantic dance．．．．．．
美女与野兽
17 It is romatic ，isin’t it？I love the pretty girl’s necklace．But there is someone worrying about the necklace．．．．
话剧 the necklace
18 Now we will have something special．The most precious thing is not a necklace， it must be the skill to handle languages．Do you want to communicate with forieners？Enjoy this！And Learn！！
中英日韩语种表演（暂定为诗歌朗诵
19 The poem is great．I want to follow him， will you？？
合唱 i will follow him
E. 关于友谊的英语小故事
Friendly letter to my best friend
My dear XXX,
I was pleased to receive your letter and really appreciate your kindness. Your desire to establish friendship between us coincides with mine.
However, to my regret, I will finish high school very soon. After my graation I will enter a university or find a job somewhere, in either case I will have to move. I’ afraid your coming letters may not reach me since I will no longer be at home.
What about when I settle down in the new place. I will in form you of my new address as soon as possible.
With best regard
Yours faithfully
XXX
F. 有关友谊的英语朗诵文
Friendship is one of the greatest pleasures that people can enjoy． It is very difficult to find a better definition of friendship． A true friend does indeed find pleasure in our joy and share sorrow in our grief． In time of trial， he or she is always at our side to give us his or her help and comfort． Knowing how valuable friendship is， we should be very careful in our choice of a friend． We must choose someone who has a good character， whose activities are good and who shows kindness of heart． We should avoid those shallow people who are easily changed by adversities or misfortune． A true friend can always be trusted， loved and respected． If you tell a friend your secrets， he or she won’t tell anyone else． Friends share each other’s joys and sorrows． They help each other when they are in trouble， and cheer each other up when they are sad． The most important thing is that a friend always understands you． In conclusion， when you have made a good friend， don’t forget him or her．友 谊 我们一生中不能没有友谊。它是人们最大的快乐之一。很难给友谊找到一个更好的定义。一个真正的朋友会与我们分享快乐与悲伤。 在考验人的时刻， 他或她总会站在我们一边，帮助我们，安慰我们。 知道了友谊的珍贵，在择友时我们就应非常谨慎。然而，选择朋友并不容易。我们一定要选择那些性格好、行为好、心地好的人。应避免选择那些遇到逆境或不幸就很容易改变的人。一个真正的朋友总是让人信任、喜爱和尊敬的。如果你把自己的秘密告诉了朋友，他不会告诉别人。朋友之间会分享快乐和悲伤。当他们遇到困难时，会互相帮助；当他们悲伤时，会互相鼓励。最重要的是，朋友总是能理解你。最后说一句，当你交到好友时，不要轻易忘记他或她。
G. 求助一篇关于友谊的大约5分钟的英语演
Friendship is an emotion from two-way (or reciprocal) relations. That is, emotions that both parties condense together must be jointly maintained. Any unilateral show of goodness or deviance can not be called friendship.
Friendship with intimate as the core component, intimacy is also called a measure of the degree of friendship, an important indicator of a certain level of intimacy even if the friendship desalination, this beautiful memory will be lifelong collection in the "eternal" memories , It will also be recovered from the nostalgia when it re-meets again, this kind of emotion can be called "eternal" friendship
H. 求关于友谊的英语，要一小段，小段的
I remember we sang songs together, have seen the film, loved the people. The glittering recollection, has come in the waters went to day,, stay together.