『壹』 介绍个英文话剧
英语话剧剧本The Bus
A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
5-6人英语剧本，公交车上的故事，适合大学生活，关于爱和臭脚的故事。
英语剧本May Dream Can Come True
by Tina Min
4-6人英语剧本
Cathy
Susan
Angel and Servant
Aside and Clerk
Summary
Susan很苗条，Cath和胖，她们是好朋友，不过却都羡慕对方......
This story is about two good friends Cathy and Susan. Cathy is a very thin girl; on the other hand, Susan is a very heavy girl. Therefore Cathy and Susan want to change themselves....
面试The Interview英语剧本
The Interview英语剧本，关于面试，职场，关于应该如何面试的话题，面试时注重的衣着、语言等等。4-5人的英语剧本
Money Talks英语短话剧剧本
三个年轻人的妈妈生了重病，但是他们没钱付医药费，于是他们准备抢银行......
很简单的剧本，虽则一共6个人，但是一个人没有几句话，以是4个人基本可以搞定。算是4人剧本吧 织梦好，好织梦
To Be Honest or Not to Be?英语短话剧剧本
很有意思的4人短剧剧本，关于强烈推荐。趣味性，并且很有意义，很有水平啊。
《大学生活》英语短话剧剧本
《大学生活》一个简单的6人剧本，讲述大学生活的。
《海岸线的眼泪》英语话剧剧本
海岸线的眼泪，一部很好4人剧本，一个凄美的爱情故事。他们在海岸线上相遇......
《女人之间的》英语话剧
很好的6人剧本。两个女孩同时看上了一个男孩，女人之间的，有意思。
Where Is My Mr. Right?英语话剧剧本
6人剧本。关于爱情的，剧情简单，oneday谈过几次恋爱....最终找到了本身的真爱。不错的剧本。
Turn over a New Leaf英语话剧剧本
Peach Boy英语短话剧剧本
6人英语话剧剧本。peach boy
《彩票梦》英语话剧剧本
6人英语话剧剧本.彩票梦
Whose Fault?英语话剧剧本
是谁的错？4人-5人英语话剧剧本
It's a Small World英语话剧剧本
It's a Small World这世界很小。4人-5人英语话剧剧本
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《Growing Up》英语话剧剧本
5人英语剧本。Rick，总是乱花钱。但是有一天，他丢了钱包。
《blue》英语话剧剧本
6人英语短话剧剧本
《别摸我》英语话剧剧本
6人英语话剧剧本。Vicky和Lisa是某餐馆的服务员，一天，一个顾客对Vicky....英语短话剧剧本 Be a Good Lover英语话剧剧本
4人-6人英语话剧剧本。又是关于爱情的。爱情是一个永远的话题，不分国界、年龄（？）、、、你是不是一个good lover？英语短话剧剧本
The Love Story英语话剧剧本
5人英语话剧剧本。两人在公交车上相遇，大学生的爱情故事。爱情，就要简简单单。英语短话剧剧本
《走错的芳华》英语话剧剧本
5人英语话剧剧本。讲一个大学生怎样走上吸毒的道路，很有教育意义。英语短话剧剧本
《罗密欧与朱丽叶》英语话剧剧本
4人-6人英语话剧剧本。一个校园爱情短剧。英语短话剧剧本
《Traffic Safety》英语话剧剧本
5人剧本。目前，很多人都不遵守交通规则，3幕短剧告诉你交通规则的重要性。英语短话剧剧本 right dedecms
《逃学》英语话剧剧本
6人剧本。《逃学》，绝对适合大学生的剧本，讲述逃学的故事。英语短话剧剧本
《除夕》英语话剧剧本
5人剧本。除夕的传说，一个很优秀的剧本，讲述了除夕的传说，就是有一个怪物叫“夕"，每一到腊月的最后一天会出来害人...英语短话剧剧本
《正义必胜》英语话剧剧本
5人短剧。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。英语短话剧剧本
《出租车司机》英语话剧剧本
6人英语话剧剧本。一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的差人，甚或还遇到了鬼。。。英语短话剧剧本
A Beautiful Trap英语话剧剧本
6人英语话剧剧本。两位女大学生出去找兼职，却被欺骗。英语短话剧剧本
The Rolling Orange英语话剧剧本
很有趣的4人英语话剧，讲述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒来，发明人们开着卡车，搬着木梯子，来摘桔子了，快来看看他们的命运如何吧。英语短话剧剧本
《Good Morning, Tim》英语话剧剧本
5-6人.讲一个爸爸的烦人生活,忙的不可开交,来自工作、朋友、家人的压力。 英语短话剧剧本
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《臭脚的故事》英语话剧剧本
6人－8人英语话剧剧本。超级搞笑，哈哈哈
从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。以是，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。
英语短话剧剧本
Fool愚人节的故事英语话剧剧本
6人.有趣的剧本,讲他们愚人节怎么整人的. 英语短话剧剧本
The Gifts （礼品）英文话剧剧本
4人英语话剧剧本。由欧·亨利的短篇小说麦琪的礼品改编。英语短话剧剧本
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
4人－5人英语话剧剧本。第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠,道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。第二幕：无间道。英语短话剧剧本
花木兰花英语话剧剧本
花木兰花改编,应该家喻户晓了吧.7人英语短话剧剧本
防空洞英文话剧剧本
一个很有名的故事。10人-11人英语短话剧剧本
3人英文短话剧剧本
3人短剧，简单有趣，每一人不超过10句话，并且都是很简单的话，经理只有一句词，但是还比力有水平。由一个笑话改编。
最后成果出人意料，其实是服务生误解了顾客。英语短话剧剧本 dedecms.com
The Pocket Money英语话剧剧本
一个简单有趣的剧本，比力实际，4-5人。4人出场。英语短话剧剧本 新生理查德英语话剧剧本
大学新生理查德来到黉舍，碰到很多有趣的人和有趣的事。
虽则是美国的，和中国国情很不一样，但可以 帮助了解美国文化。出场人物8-10人左右，出去不重要的和反串，4-6人即可，主人公有两个，理查德和他的女室友。英语短话剧剧本
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荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本，4-5人，短小搞笑，比力不错。英语短话剧剧本
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天堂王朝英语剧本
Kingdom of Heaven,青年铁匠贝里昂(奥兰多·布鲁姆饰演)在素未谋面的父亲引导下，因缘际会加入东征的队伍，前进耶路撒冷。骁勇善战加上等格高尚，贝里昂几经征战成为赫赫有名的虎贲，不但深受耶路撒冷国王赏识，斑斓的公主西碧拉(伊娃·格林饰演)也对他芳心暗许……
狮子王3英语剧本
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小佳丽鱼英语剧本
经典的故事
火柴男人剧本下载
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火柴男人改编英语话剧剧本
火柴男人中和女孩一起用彩票骗人的那段，比力经典。3个人物，对英语口语水平要求较高，演之前最佳看下原。但话题很好，因为现在社会上那样的骗局很多。4人英语短话剧剧本
彼德与狼 英语话剧剧本
4人英语话剧剧本。语言比力简单，情节还可以。英语短话剧剧本
《学会爱》英语话剧剧本
2人英语话剧剧本。两个人表演，关于爱情，最后有吻戏。英语短话剧剧本
Another day in paradise
4人英语话剧剧本。场景简单，语言适中，4个主要人物，推荐。适合课上表演，很有意义，关于亲情
男孩和他的树英语剧本
2人－4人英语话剧剧本。此剧本简单，人数少，并且很有意义，关于亲情的，推荐
《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）
6人英语话剧剧本。改编的搞笑版，推荐课上表演
卧虎藏龙英语剧本
适合比力长的时间，可以从中选一小段经典的或者适合角色的 大话西游英语剧本
适合7-8人，时间15-20分钟，搞笑，感人，适合学期比力大的englishshow 内容来自dedecms
『贰』 关于英语话剧、
http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)
D: What’s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)
『叁』 求英文话剧剧本，5分钟的，2－4人演的
这是一版搞笑版的《孔雀东南飞》，你可以节选一场。
焦仲卿Johnny (J for short) 刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny’ mother (JM for short) 刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor’s son (MS for short) 强盗Burglars(A，B&C)
J: Everybody says that I'm henpecked, but in fact, I'm as strong as a tiger, while my wife is Wu Song.
I'm not afraid of you!
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood. She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me. All this I do not care. I only want her to be tender than me. But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
My God! Who can help me?
Act1
旁白：就在我们可爱的仲卿遭受家庭暴力时，JM已将这一切尽收耳底。
JM:I can!
Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?
L: I’m here! What’s up mum?
JM: I’ve told you again and again that you should call me "my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.
L: OK. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?
JM: Since you married my son you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, so lazy……
L: But……
JM: Never interrupt me!
L: Never interrupt me! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have been working hard all
day long, cooking and washing. I have raised ten soft thousands of pigs and cks and chicken and……
JM: But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! Grandson! Where’s my grandson?
L: Oh, you want a grandson, don’t you? Go and ask your son. I’m leaving!
Act2
旁白：被婆婆赶出家门的兰芝一步一回头，三步两回头，无奈的回到了自己的家中。此时，LM正在家中跳舞，有请！
L: Mum, I’m back!
LM: You are back? Why? What happened?
L: I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM: See! I have already told you! When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny, I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor ,but you did not listen to me. Look at yourself……
L: But, mum……
LM: Never interrupt me!
L: Mum, I’m not interrupting you. I just want to tell you that you are always right OK? And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM: Nice girl! Just now, I met the mayor’s son in the market. He said:” If your daughter. Haven’t been married, I really want to marry her! “Now you are free again, I’ll go and tell him.(下)
L: What? The mayor’s son? The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood? What a silly thing I have done!(下)
Act3
旁白：没有了兰芝的焦家很快陷入了窘境，JM只好让仲卿将兰芝找回。听说去兰芝家的路上常有强盗出没。
A: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!
B: And I planted one tree!
C: If you want to go by this street---
AB&C: Give us all your money!
旁白：据可靠史料记载，当时，这把刀离他的喉咙只有0.01公分！
J: Don’t kill me! Don’t kill me! I’ll give all my money to you! Is 1 mao enough?
A: What bad luck!
B: If we can not rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C: I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan next month. We can go and rob the wedding!
A&B: Good idea!
J: What? What? Lunch is going to get married? It’s impossible!
AB&C: Why? A pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!
J: But Lunch is my wife! We haven’t got divorced yet! I’ve got an idea! You are going to rob the wedding, don’t you? I’ll go with you. You take the money and I take the bride.
B: Have you got any experience?
J: No. But I’ve got this!
Act4
旁白：转眼已到了婚礼之期．太守之子意气风发的牵着新娘，兰芝盖着红盖头极不情愿跟在后边。
ABC&J: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!
A: The road is built by me!
B: And I planted one tree.
C: If you want to go by this street---
ABC＆J: Give us all your money!
L: Johnny! I miss you so much!
MS: Who are you and where are you from? Who rob my bride will be killed!
J: How dare you beat my wife! I will kill you!
J: Honey, how are you?
L: I hurt a lot!
J: Don’t cry baby. Eat this at once! I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L: Wait for me!
『肆』 求一篇搞笑的英语口语话剧......
医生：你好，请问有什么能帮到您的吗？
Hello what can i do for u
患者：我觉得身体有点不对劲。
I’m not feeling well.
医生：什么地方觉得不舒服？
What are your symptoms?
患者：我头疼，昨天睡眠不太好，不想吃东西，眼睛发红，想吐.
I have a headache, and I haven’t slept properly for last night, I’ve also lost appetite and my eyes are burning, eel and i feel like throwing up.
医生：你的脸色显得苍白，你感觉虚弱吗？
you do look rather pale, do you feel weak?
患者：是的。我似乎一点力气也没有。
Yes, I never seem to have any energy.
医生：你发烧吗?
Do you have a fever?
患者：是的。我想有一点。
Yes, i think a little.
医生：（对助手）请帮他量量体温和验血。
Plese take his
Temperature,and give him a blood test.
助手：（对患者）请把体温表放在腋下。
Would you Please put the thermometer under your arm.? And I’ll give you a blood test. Would you roll up your sleeve?
患者：好的。
OK
医生：吃了什么不对劲的东西没有?
Did you eat something unusual?
患者：我昨天吃了海鲜、冰激凌、炸鸡、汉堡。I had seafood,icecream，fried chicken hamburg.......
医生：你是食物中毒了。没关系，打几针就好了。我的助手会照顾好你的。
Ok just as i thought. You’re anemic.dont worry,just few injections and some pills. my assistance will take care of you.
助手：请坐在这里，脱下裤子。我不会使你感到疼痛的。Please sit here,and take off your pants,dont worry,i’m not going to do anything to hurt you.
患者：但我感到钻心地疼。
But i feel great pains.......
助手：好了。
Ok its done
患者：这病要很久才能恢复吗？
Will it take long to recover?
助手：只要你照医生的吩咐，打针吃药，你很快就会痊愈的。这里是给你的药。
All you need to do is listen to the doctor and take the injections and medcines on time.here is your medcines.
患者：这是一种什么药呢？有什么副作用么？
What kind of medcine is this?does this have any side-effects?
助手：这都是好药，对你的病很有帮助。
These are all good medcines,they are good for your disease.
患者：我什么时候再来？
When shall i come back?
助手：你最好更加注意饮食，多吃新鲜水果、蔬菜。不要熬夜，想办法多休息。这样的话你就不需要再来了。
You’d better pay more attention to your diet. Eat plenty of fresh fruit
and vegetables And don’t
stay up late working. Try to get more rest.then you dont need to come back.
患者：谢谢。
3Q
『伍』 高分求英语口语话剧
就这个吧。我去年十月一日在学校的演出就是这一个话剧。还得了二等奖。
The Gifts（礼物）
Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You-----?
D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.
J: You’ve cut off your hair?
D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.
下面这个也不错，是幽默话剧
荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荆轲
OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荆轲
Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音乐起
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t rece my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）
荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）
荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.
妻子:"I promise."
荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
荆珂上船，渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
『陆』 英语话剧，大概三四分钟的，四五个人，英语口语要考试用
LOVE APARTMENT 爱情公寓 看得懂吧 O(∩_∩)O~
(H:Hanna W:Wicky Y:Yuri Z:Zoi)
Scene 1
(On a peaceful morning,Yuri and Zoi are setting on the teble having thiers breakfast.Later Hanna shuts with a loud voice.)
H:This year how everyone is the best!
Z:what's up,look your breath so quickly.(yuri and Zio are having drinks slowly.)
H:Zio,is it right?You did.(Hanna points at Zio.)
Z:what did I do?(Zio was puzzle and spread out his hands.)
H:Last time I said something bad with you,you just take a opportunity to revenge on me,don't u?
Z:Don't make unfounded attack upon me.
Y:what are u talking about?
H:I bought a book ,Detective Conan.And then opened it,oh,Guess what I saw.when I saw the page 2,I was in tears.
Z:what’ wrong?
H:I don't know who the bastar is.He circled on someone in the comic and wrote he was the murdered.
(Y and Z laugh.and change scene.)
Scene 2
( H carries a laundry basket and put it down.)
Y:what's wrong with u again?
(Wicky appearance.)
W:she is unhappy.the reason is that I beat her 5 dollars.
Y:Right?Dont you wanna be alive that you beat her.(你不想活了你连她的钱都敢赢)
Z:I guess correctly how many socks she washed.
H:He happened to be.Nothing good.
Y:He may looks your laundry basket.
H:Ah!you are so metamorphosis!
W:I am not!I just attention about that you have a week did not wash your clothes.And the last three days you chose the same one.I inferential it.(reasoning)It’s lawyer’s intelligence.Hanna didn't guess me correctly.
H:How I can guess that you washed seven socks in last five days!
W:Because I only have seven socks.But it doesn't blame you.In fact,boys are smarter than girls.
H:Hey,you just won five dollars.Dont be proud.Would you like to prove how you are smart?
W:It is not proved.I am really smart or I only read a little and have known who the murdered was in the comic,Conan.
H:What did you say?!!
Y:So...You are the best that Hanna talked about.
W:Don't I circle is not the correct answer?
H:Who ake you the answer?You break my comic and if I don't punish you,I wont be smarter and stronger.
(Y stops H)
W:I admit I am strong.But I am really samrt.
H:Are you?Have you earned your living?
W:Haha,today I won five dollars.
H:Ok,I think I need to test your IQ.Let’s play a game.If you answer my questions,I ll give you another fifty dollars.
W:fifty dollars.(a little disdain.)Ok come on!(excited.)
(H and W sit diown and Y stand.)
H:No 1.
(Y knock the table and jump.)
H:Yuri,we are not in boxing.
Y:I just wanna render the atmosphere.(She stand by H.)
H:Question,why don't the Polar bear eatting the penguin.
W:Because the Polar bear are in Polar,the penguin are in the Antarctic.
Y:Congratulation!You are right!
(H glare at Y)
W:I am right,give me 50 dollars.
H:Don't worry.The next is 100 dollars,would you like to join?
W:Come on!
H:Question,if has a car.Jom was driving.Tom and Lam were sitting on the back seat.Who is the car owner?
W:I know.In fact there is no this car because you said that “if”.
H:Haha excuse me,you are wrong.There is really a car and the car owner is called Yif.Y-I-F Yif.Because I said Yif has a car just now.
Y:Zhang Wei you owe tow hundred and fifty.
(Then Z cries on the table.)
Scene 3
H:Question,how to speak it in English?(H offer her hand on four fingers.)
W:Four…
Y:Congratulation!
H:And how to speak it in English?(H curves her fingers.)
W:……
Y:If you guess wrong again,you will owe two thousand dollars.
W:……
H:I ll announce the answer.It’s wonderfour.
(Z cries on the table again.)
H:Give up guy.There are something you have to admire.
W:Let me go again?I can beat you.
H:what do you have for me to make bets?
W:Talking about money is not cultural.We can bet something free.
H:Ok I don't mind..If you answer the four questions,our debt will cancel once for all.
W:Ok,come on.
H:Question,what kind of tortoise walk with two feets?
W:(wait a minute.)I know,it’s Ninja turtle.
H:Not bad.Next,what kind of dogs walk with two feets?
W:Er…Snoopy.
H:What kind of cats walk with two feets?
W:Hello Kitty.
H:Yo you are right.Next,what kind of cks walk with two feets?
W:Donal Duck haha!
H:Are you sure?Do not every cks walk with two feets?
W:What!!Referee,she misleads me!
H:When did I say not to mislead you?And who tell you she is referee?(H point Y)
H:Should I give you last chance?
W:Sure!
H:Question,what kind of birds walk with two feets?
W:Every!Haha…
H:Yo,you have leant to answer.But who tell you every birds walk with two feets?The sparrow is a jump.
(W hematemesis diet.)
(All actors go on stage and bow.)
『柒』 英语口语话剧（单人的，或者双人的，最好是单人双人都有）
我都不知道五年级都抄学袭了什么呀
不过可以推荐下了，有个莫泊桑的短片小说《项链》不错，我以前上高中时见同学表演过，台词不难，也不长，时间也不长，教育意义还很深刻！可以试试，主角就是2个女生，还有一个男生（女生也可以反串）。。
等你的好消息~~~
『捌』 经典英语话剧剧本两人的
英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒
An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King
悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.
唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。
I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.
悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。
小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。
唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。
悟空：师傅，到了。
Master, here we are.
唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从
东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？
Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?
老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）
Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……
唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。
老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…
唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。
Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正
准备把女儿送出去逃避
Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him.
唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.
老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着
别出来了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.
悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不
用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.
这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定
地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了门后，露出一段红袖子。
猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。
Darling, here I am.
站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。
Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.
猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的
模样。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。
Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy.
From: http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4961.html
『玖』 两个人的英语口语考试表演，除了唱歌话剧什么的，还有什么形式啊我们比较急~要三分钟左右
还能找一段有趣的英语动画电影之类的，配配音呀。很好玩的
『拾』 急需一个英语口语话剧的剧本
The Gifts礼物
Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’ leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You-----?
D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.
J: You’ve cut off your hair?
D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.