1. 七年级英语的完形填空20篇和阅读理解40篇
1:B
2:D
3:A
4:B
5:B
6:B
7:C
8:B
9:B
10:D
答案不一定百分百正确
2. 七年级英语阅读题、完形填空、短文填空各20篇（附带答案
One day, Allan and his friend Henry went swimming in a river. It was very hot. How happy they were in the river! After they got out of the water, they played games in the sun for a while.
On their way back, Henry saw some flowers. He liked flowers very much and ran into the green field to look at them. Now Allan was walking by himself.
Then he heard Henry calling out, “A snake! Help! …”
“What’s wrong with you?” asked Allan.
“A snake bit（咬） in the leg. Come here!”
Allan ran over and saw a small red wound（伤口）on Henry’s leg.
“The snake was in the grass. I didn’t see it.”
“Sit down quickly!” Allan told Henry.
Allan put his mouth at the little red wound and began to suck（吸）at it. In this way he saved（挽救）Henry’s life. “Oh, Allan, it’s very kind of you to help me.”
“That’s all fight. We are friends and we must always help each other.”
1. It was __________ when Allan and Henry went out.
A. hot B. cold C. raining D. wet
2. After swimming, they played in the sun __________.
A. the whole morning B. for 2 hours C. long D. for a while
3. On their way home, __________ got something wrong with his __________.
A. Allan; leg B. Allan; head C. Henry; leg D. Henry; head
4. Henry and Allan are __________.
A. workers B. good friends c. brothers D. farmers
5. Which of the following（下面的）is true?
A. Henry went to look at the flowers with Allan. B. Allan saved Henry’s life.
C. Allan was bitten by the sanke, too. D. Allan died at last.
3. 初一上学期英语完型阅读10篇,阅读理解20篇急求！！！及答案！！
哪个版本的呀？
4. 求：英语七年级上阅读理解20篇{在线等！！！}
Look at this photo of my family. There are six people in my family. This woman is my mother. She is nice and looks so young, she is a policewoman（女警察）. She works in a police station（警察局）. She is a hero （英雄）in my heart（心）. That man in the black coat is my father. He is a scientist（科学家）. He works in an institute（研究院）. They are very busy(忙). Look at this lovely（可爱的） boy. It is my little brother. My grandma looks after him. She is a nurse. My grandpa is that man in the brown coat. My father looks like him. He is a teacher. Can you see me? I’m behind my brother. I have a happy family.
（ ） 1. There are ______ people in my family.
A. four B. five C. six D. seven
（ ） 2. _______ is a hero in my heart.
A. My father B. My mother C. My grandpa D. My grandma
（ ）3. My father is a _______.
A. policeman B. teacher C. nurse D. scientist
（ ）4. My grandma works _______.
A. in an hospital B. in an institute C. in a police station D. in a school
（ ） 5. My grandpa wears(穿着) a ______ coat.
A. brown B. black C. red D. green
(B)
Jane White is an American girl. She is a student. She is fifteen years old. Her father is Mr White. He is a driver. He has long hair, two big eyes and a big nose. Her mother is Mrs White. She is young with long legs and she has short blond hair. Bob is her bother. He is a student, too. Bob is in a yellow coat. Jane is in a red sweater. She is a nice girl.
根据短文,选择正确答案.
( )1.Jane is _________. A. American B. English C. Chinese D. Japanese
( ) 2.Bob is Jane’s _______. A. father B. brother C. mother D. sister
( ) 3.Jane’s mother has _______hair. A. long B. short C. white D. black
( ) 4. Which（哪一个） is right?
A. We don’t know Bob’s age. B. Jane’s mother has short legs
C. Bob is in a red sweater. D. Bob’s father is a doctor.
( )5.What colour is Bob’s coat? A. red B. black C. yellow D. gray
5. 初一英语任务性阅读题20篇
Mr Chen living next door to us has a habit(习惯) of drinking. The best present to him, of course, is wine(酒). Now his eldest son brought him a bottle of Mao Tai. He was glad and drank it up, then wrote “105” on the corner of the trademark(商标)with a pencil, meaning he had already drunk 105 bottles of the famous wine. Two days later, a stranger came and offered(打算) to pay 5 yuan for the empty Mao Tai bottle. Mr Chen was pleased and sold it. Several days later, his second son brought him another bottle of Mao Tai. While he was examining and enjoying it, he suddenly found “105” ——the very mark(记号)on it.
6. The story is mainly about .
A. two sons of Chen’s B. the best wine
C. Mr Chen’s habit D. an empty bottle of Mao Tai
7. The story sells us that the stranger was a man who .
A. collected(收集)empty bottles B. proced famous wine
C. was a maker of wine D. was a cheat
8. Mr Chen sold his empty Mao Tai bottle because .
A. he had already drunk the Mao Tai up
B. he knew his second son would bring him another
C. the price offered was high enough
D. he hoped the bottle could be used again
9. When examining and enjoying the wine sent by his second son, Mr Chen found that .
A. the wine was mixed with water B. the wine was nice
C. the wine had exceeded(超过)the time limit(限制)
D. his second son had been cheated(欺骗)
10. According to the story, who should learn a lesson? .
A. The stranger B. Mr Chen and his second son
C. Mr Chen’s eldest son D. No one
6
D. an empty bottle of Mao Tai
都是说关于茅台酒瓶子
7.
B. proced famous wine
8.
B. he knew his second son would bring him another
9.我不确定
10.
A. The stranger
The Farmer, His Horse, and His son
Once there was an old farmer, with a horse which was almost as old as himself.
He set out one morning with his son to sell the horse before it died. Father
and son walked, because the farmer did not want the horse to be too tired.
They met two men on the road who said, "Why are you walking, farmer? You have
a horse, It's a long way to market(市场). "The farmer know that this was true,
so he rode on the horse, while his son walked.
Then they met two old women, "What are you doing up there, farmer? Can't you
see how tired boy is?" So the farmer got down, and his son rode instead.\$
Next, three old men stopped them, one said, "Why are you walking, farmer?
Get up, It's too hot for an old man like you to walk today," So the farmer got
up behind his son, and they rode on.
Some time later, a young woman passed them, "Why aren't you walking?" she
asked, "It isn't far to the market. Give your poor horse a rest."
So the farmer, and his son, got down once again. It is a fact that you cannot
please all the people all the time.
1. The farmer wanted to sell the horse ____.
A. before it was dead
B. before it become too tired
C. before it market was over
D. before it was as old as he was
#A
2. The two men on the road ____.
A. asked how far it was to the market
B. said they thought the horse looked very tired
C. asked why the farmer was not riding on his horse
D. told the farmer's son to get off the horse and walk
#C
3. The two old women said it was wrong for ____.
A. the farmer to ride such a tired horse
B. the farmer to ride while his young son walked
C. the boy to ride instead of his father
D. only one person to ride such a long way
#D
4. The farmer got up behind his son because ____.
A. the old man said it was too hot for him to walk
B. the three old men stopped them on the road
C. he did not know why he was walking
D. his son could not ride the horse by himself
#A
回答者： 北欧神话～ - 见习魔法师 三级 2009-1-16 19:37
检举Yuanxiao
吃元宵，话元宵
The 15th day of the 1st lunar month is the Chinese Lantern Festival. The first lunar month is called Yuan-month in China, and in the ancient times people called night Xiao. Meanwhile, the 15th day is the first night to see a full moon. So the day is also called Yuanxiao Festival in China. According to the Chinese tradition, at the very beginning of a new year, when there is a bright full moon hanging in the sky, there should be thousands of colorful lanterns hung out for people to appreciate. At this time, people will try to solve the puzzles on the lanterns and get all their families united in the joyful atmosphere.
Besides entertainment and beautiful lanterns, another important part of the Lantern Festival, is eating small mpling （面团） balls made of glutinous rice flour （糯米粉） . We call these balls Yuanxiao of Tangyuan. Obviously, they get the name from the festival itself. It is said that the custom of eating Yuanxiao originated ring the Eastern Jin Dynasty in the fourth century, then became popular ring the Tang and Song periods.
The fillings inside the mplings or Yuanxiao are either sweet or salty. Sweet fillings are made of sugar, walnuts （胡桃）， sesame （芝麻）， osmanthus flowers （桂花）， rose petals, sweetened tangerine peel （甜橙皮）， bean paste （豆沙）， or jujube paste （枣泥） . A single ingredient （成分） or any combination can be used as the filling. The salty variety is filled with minced （切碎的） meat, vegetables or a mixture.
The way to make Yuanxiao also varies between northern and southern China. The usual method followed in southern provinces is to shape the dough （生面团） of rice flour into balls, make a hole, insert the filling, then close the hole and smooth out the mpling by rolling it between your hands. In North China, sweet or non-meat stuffing is the usual ingredient. The fillings are pressed into hardened cores, dipped lightly in water and rolled in a flat basket containing dry glutinous rice flour. A layer （层） of the flour sticks to the filling, which is then again dipped in water and rolled a second time in the rice flour. And so it goes, like rolling a snowball, until the mpling is the desired size.
The custom of eating Yuanxiao mplings remains. This tradition encourages both old and new stores to promote their Yuanxiao procts. They all try their best to improve the taste and quality of the mplings to attract more customers
回答者： 我发二代 - 试用期 一级 2009-1-17 15:32
检举七年级上学期内容的哦:
I am a girl.My English name is Linda.I am eleven years old.I have eight subjects at school.They are Chinese,math,English,P.E.,music,art,science and history.
My favorite subject is Chinese.I think it is interesting.I also like English.But it's a little difficult for me.I can speak only a little English.History is interesting ,too.I like it.Math is difficult.Mr Wang is our math teacher.He is very strict.I'm usually tired after his class.But I work hard.I think I can study it well.
⒈Linda is ______.(A)
A.11 B.12 C.13
⒉Linda has ______subjects at school.(C)
A.six B.seven C.eight
⒊Linda's favorite subject is ______.(A)
A.Chinese B.English C.math
⒋Linda thinks English is ______.(C)
A.difficult B.interesting C.a little difficult
⒌______ is NOT true.(B)
A.Linda can speak a little English.
B.Mr Wang is Linda's history teacher.
C.Linda thinks she can study math well.
6. 求初一上册英语【阅读理解】和【完形填空】各20篇，要包括翻译和答案
（）You'll see a new _1_at a hospitai near London if you go there.He is very clever,_2_he never speaks.He can work 24 hours a day and never gets _3_.He is one metre tall and has a face_4_a TV screen.He is Dr.Robot.
Doctors often need to ask their patients a lot of questions._5_ doctors can only spend a few minutes with such patient.But Dr.Robot,a human doctor can_8_a lot of uesful information(信息)when he meets his patient.
How can Dr.Robot do this? A computer "tell" him what to do.Dr.Robot can do a lot of things people can do,though he can't completely_9_the place of _10_ doctors.
(D)1.A.sick person B.nurse C.chemist D.doctor
(C)2.A.so B.if C.but D.because
(A)3.A.tired B.off C.up D.woounded
(A)4.A.like B.on C.as D.in
(B)5.A.Kind B.Busy C.Free D.Tall
(C)6.A.late B.impossibleC.necessary D.interesting
(A)7.A.With B.For C.Behind D.Under
(B)8.A.spend B.have C.send D.speak
(C)9.A.bring B.give C.take D.lead
(D)10.A.robot B.computer C.women D.human
（2）Mike is an Englishman. He lives in a __1___ building in the __2___ London. There are eighteen floors in the building and he lives on the fifteenth floor. He__3___ a lift (电梯)to go up and down. He works very hard. He__4___ to work early. Every day he leaves his__5__and walks to the lift. He gets into the lift. It __6___him down to the first floor. He gets out of the lift. Then he walks to __7___bus stop. The bus stop is in front of a station. It is about two hundred meters from ___8___home. Usually, he catches the number 11 bus to work, but sometimes he goes__9___. He works in a factory about ten__10___ from his home. His work starts at half past eight, and finishes at a quarter to five. He gets back home at half past5.
（ ） 1. A. tall B. shot C. small D. large
（ ） 2. A. country B. town C. city D. village
（ ） 3. A. makes B. uses C. does D. mends
（ ） 4. A. begins B. wants C. runs D. goes
（ ） 5. A. home B. building C. office D. room
（ ） 6. A. costs B. spends C. takes D. brings
（ ） 7. A. an B.a C. the D. /
（ ） 8. A.his B. he C. him D.himself
（ ） 9. A.by plane B. by train C. on foot D. by air
( ) 10. A.meters B. kilometers C. minutes D. hours
（3）A Diary
Great weather! It was _1__ and hot all day. We __2__ to a beautiful beach.
We had great fun __3__ in the water. In the afternoon, we went __4__. On the way, I found a little boy __5__ in the corner. He was __6__. I helped __7__
find his father. That made me __8__ very happy. I didn’t have __9__ money __10__ a taxi. So I walked back to the hotel.
（ ）1.A. wind B. cloud C. sunny
（ ）2. A. go B. got C. went
（ ）3. A. play B. played C. playing
（ ）4. A. shop B.shopping C.shopped
（ ）5. A. cries B. cried C. crying
（ ）6. A. lose B. lost C. crying
（ ）7. A. he B. his C. him
（ ）8. A. feel B. feeling C. felt
（ ）9. A. some B. any C.a few
（ ）10. A. with B. on C. for
（4）Dear Dr Know,
I’m not happy. I have too __1_ rules in my family. I have to __2___ at 6:00 every morning. I can’t __3__ my friends after school __4__I have to __5__my dog for a walk. I can’t watch TV on school nights. And I have to __6_ in bed by ten o’clock. _7__ weekends, I have to clean my room and wash my clothes. Then I have to help my mother __8__ dinner. Later I have to go to the Children’s Palace __9__ the piano. I never have any fun. __10__ can I do?
（ ）1. A. many B. much C. a few
（ ）2. A. go to bed B. get up C.go home
（ ）3. A. watch B. look C. meet
（ ）4. A. so B. then C. because
（ ）5. A. bring B. take C. carry
（ ）6. A. be B. is C. am
（ ）7. A. In B. On C. At
（ ）8. A. make B. making C. do
（ ）9. A. learn B. to learn C. learning
（ ）10. A. Why B. What C. How
1-5CCCBC 6-10BCABC 1-5ABCBB 6-10ABBBB
（5）“Good Time”is a program on ABC Radio
Jim Green is an announcer(播音员）for the program.Most of the girls___1____ boys like the program. They ___2___like Jim Green. Some of them often make phone calls to him and thank him ___3___ his work. There are lots of ___4___ to him every day,too.
Jim Green gets up at 6:00 every morning.He has bread and a glass of milk ___5___ breakfast. He leaves home at 6:30 and ___6___ his office at 7:15.
The program ___7____ at 7:30.He plays the new records (唱片）of the pop songs and modern music for his listeners. At 8:00 it's time ____8____ the news.
Jim finishes work at 10:30. He goes home ____9____ his car.He ___10___ newspaper and listens to music after supper.
He thinks his life is very interesting.
( )1.A and B with C but D about
( )2.A too B to C also D so
( )3.A to B for C fo D and
( )4.A letter B letters C friends D words
( )5.A at B with C for D to
( )6.A goes B gets C gets to D gets up
( )7.A begins B finishes C over D start
( )8.A to B for C of D in
( )9.A by B in C on D takes
( )10.A looks B reads C sees D watches
1-5ACBBC 6-10CABBB
（6） The world 79 many interesting sounds. Some are unpleasant to our ears while 80 are very pleasant to hear. In a single day you probably hear 81 sounds. All sounds are different. Some 82
loud ,some sounds are high, others are low ,some sounds are useful. 83 Sound we can not talk or listen to each other. The ringing of the alarm clock wakes people up .the hooting of a car warns people of danger.
Some sounds are harmful. When plans fly low 84 the land .the very loud sounds can damage the house. Very loud sound can even make people deaf.
We know sound travels about one kilometer in three 85 . in a thunder storm you see the lighting first and then hear the thunder.
Divide this number 86 this will tell you 88 kilometers away the thunder storm is 88 .
( ) 79. A. full of B. fill with C. is filled of D. is filled with
( ) 80. A. others B. the other C. another D. the others
( ) 81. A. hundreds of B. hundred of C. Hundreds D. hundred
( ) 82. A. may B. Maybe C. may be D. can
( ) 83. A. of B. with C. without D. By
( ) 84. A. in B. on C. above D. over
( ) 85. A. hours B. days C. minutes D. seconds (秒)
( ) 86. A. more fast B. much faster C. more faster D. much faster
( ) 87. A. in B. of C. by D. at
( ) 88. A. how mach B. how many C. how D. how long
（7）Tom and Fred were talking about the year 2050.
“What will 1 be like in the year 2050?” asked Tom.
“I don’t know,” said Fred. “What do you think?”
“Well, no one knows. But it is 2 to guess,” said Tom. “In the year 2050 everybody will 3 a pocket (袖珍) computer. The computer will give people the 4 to all their problems. We shall all have telephones in our pockets, 5 . And we’ll be able to talk to our friends all over the world. Perhaps we’ll be able to 6 them at the same time. Machines will do 7 of the work, and people will have more 8 . Perhaps they will work only two or three days a week. They will be able to fly to the moon by spaceship and spend their holidays there.”
“I’m very 9 to hear that. I hope to fly to the moon. And I hope I’ll be able to live 10 ,” said Fred. “Won’t that be interesting? Just like a fish.”
1. A. our home B. the traffic C. a factory D. the world
2. A. pleased B. no use C. interesting D. unusual
3. A. carry B. bring C. give D. send
4. A. news B. ways C. things D. answers
5. A. either B. again C. too D. also
6. A. call B. see C. look D. listen
7. A. most B. many C. lot D. every
8. A. work B. ty C. holidays D. times
9. A. sorry B. glad C. sure D. afraid
10. A. in the sea B. on land C. on the mountain D. under the ground
Mr. Johnson had a factory. He once 1 on TV that animals could be taught to 2 some work for people if they were given 3 to eat. He loved the idea. He thought it would be 4 to have a dog look after his 5 and an elephant do some heavy jobs 6 his factory. He bought a dog 7 an elephant in the market and decided to teach them to do some work for him. Of course. he 8 bought a lot of food for them. Several months later，the dog and the elephant 9 fatter and fatter，but they 10 do any work for him. At last，Mr. Johnson had to give up.
1. A. saw B. asked C. met
2. A. make B.do C. 1et
3. A. someone B.nothing C. something
4. A. bad B. good C. 1ate
5. A. house B. shirt C. eyes
6. A. in B. above C. under
7. A. but B. or C. and
8. A. also B. never C. yet
9. A. smelt B. sounded C. became
10. A. mustn’t B. couldn’t C. shouldn’t
1. A 2. B 3. C 4. B 5. A 6. A 7. C 8. A 9. C 10. B
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7. 速求初一英语阅读理解20篇（要有答案）
Go to the park
It is sunny today,jim and his mother went to the park.jim likes flowers very much,so he wanted to pick the flowers.his mother said,“Don’t pick the flowers.”
“They are our friends.”Jim said,“I won't pick the fiowers from now on.”
根据短文内容辨别正内T误F
（容 )1 Jim likes apples very much.
( )2 Jim is a girl.
( )3 Jim's mother wanted to pick the flowers.
( )4 Jim won't pick the flowers from now on.
( )5 Flowers are our friends.
答案F F F T T
8. 求七年级上册英语阅读短文20篇 含答案
1。Today i and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友一起出外交游，外面的空气很好，人感觉很舒服。我们骑着自行车一路欣赏鸟语花香。享受着大自然带给我们的无限美好。大家开开心心地度过了愉快的一天。
2。Today Mailehaoo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. `` 今天买了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，买东西有父母帮付钱。不像平时自己上街买东西碰到喜欢的但看了价钱都要考虑好久，呵呵，真的是很开心。我爱我的父母，太感谢他们对我的关心和爱戴了。
3.Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently.
英国小说家笛福的《鲁滨逊漂流记》描述了主人公漂流海岛,战胜困难,艰苦创业的传奇故事. 小说写得真实自然,富有传奇色彩.主人公在孤岛上种庄稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛万苦,生存下来.但想回人间的心切,使他着迷般地只想到如何走出这个鬼地方,结果还是失败了,最后于1868年回到阔别28年的英国
《鲁滨孙漂流记》给我以启示，他的顽强让我蠢蠢欲动，想要迈向人生的另一目标，像鲁滨孙那样用自己的力量，到达自己理想的境界。
我们需要具备鲁滨逊那样的刻苦奋斗的精神.
The World's Greatest Swordsman
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.
"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"
"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."
世界上最伟大的击剑手
在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。
他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。
“你为什么这么高兴？”有人嚷道，“你没击中!”
“啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了。”
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A Mistake
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
搞错了
一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。”
“成交!”美国人说。立刻，他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。
“其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。
“我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。”
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Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.
猪还是女巫
一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪！！”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫！！”他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。
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Response Ability
An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."
Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
答问技巧
衣阿华州奥格根的一位牧师正在与一位教友为一杯咖啡而猜硬币。别人问他那是否构成赌博行为时，牧师答道：“这仅仅是决定由谁来做一件善事的一种科学方法。”
当我人问哲学家罗素是否愿意为了他的信仰而献身时，他答道：“当然不会。毕竟，我可能会是错的。”
一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅？”
获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。”
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.
"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"
伟大的猎手Jonesie
有个小村庄正为一只吃人的狮子而烦恼。于是，村长派人去请伟大的猎手Jonesie来杀死这只野兽。
猎手躺着等了几个晚上，但狮子一直没有出现。最后，他要求村长杀只羊然后把头皮给他。把羊皮披在身上后，猎人到草原上去等狮子。
半夜，村民被从草原传来的声嘶力竭的尖叫声惊醒。他们小心地靠近后，看到猎手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。没有狮子出没的蛛丝马迹。
“Jonesie，怎么了？狮子在哪？”村长问。
“哪有狮子！”猎人怒吼道，“哪个傻瓜把公牛放出来了？”
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Weather Predict
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
天气预报
一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.
一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.
"印度人真神,"导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气.
几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了.
最后,导演派人去把他叫来了."我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?"
印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了."
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I Am Acting Like a Lady
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.
He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"
"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."
我要表现得象位女士
一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是，没过多久，他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。
他竭力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。
“你干嘛？”有人尖声叫道，“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗？”
“听着，”他说，“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象个女士。”
9. 七年级英语小短文+翻译(20篇)
1风和太阳(The Wind And The Sun)
One day the wind said to the sun, “Look at that man walking along the road. I can get his cloak off more quickly than you can.”
“We will see about that,” said the sun. “I will let you try first.”
So the wind tried to make the man take off his cloak. He blew and blew, but the man only pulled his cloak more closely around himself.
“I give up,” said the wind at last. “I cannot get his cloak off.” Then the sun tried. He shone as hard as he could. The man soon became hot and took off his cloak.
(有一天风跟太阳说: “看看那个沿着路上走的人.我可以比你快让他把披风脱下来.)
(“我们等着看吧,”太阳说, “我让你先试.)
(因此风尝试让那个人把披风脱下来.他用力地吹,可是那个人把披风拉得更紧.)
(“我放弃了,”风最后说, “我无法让他把披风脱下来.”然后由太阳试试看.他尽可能地晒他.不久,那个人很热就把披风脱下来了.)
2 THE NEWSPAPER 报 纸
Nowadays the newspaper possesses considerable value Everybody should read it. It supplies us with a variety of news every day. It tells us the political situation of the world. If we form the habit of reading the newspaper, we shall (will) get enough knowledge to cope with our circumstances.
现今报纸拥有极大的价值，人人都应该看它。它每天提供我们各种类类的消息。它告诉我们世界政治局势。如果我们养成看报的习惯，我们就能得到足够的知识来因应我们的环境。学生虽然每天须做功课，但他们至少应该匀出一两个小时来看报。哪些，他们不但能增加知识而且也能赶上时代。总而言之，看报对学生很有益处。
3 MY DAILY LIFE 我的日常生活
Though my daily life is extremely monotonous, I try hard to adapt myself to it. Why? Because I intend to be a good student. I wish to render service to my country.
I get up at six o’clock every day. After I wash my face and brush my teeth, I begin to review my lessons. I go to school at seven o’clock.
After school is over, I return home. We usually have supper at seven o’clock.
Then I begin to do my homework. I want to finish it before I go to bed.
虽然我的日常生活十分单调，但我却竭力设法去适应它。为什么？因为我打算做一个好学生，希望将来为国家服务。
我每天六点起床、洗脸刷牙后，就开始复习功课，七点钟我就去上学。
放学后，我就回家了。我们通常在七点钟吃晚餐，之后我就开始做家庭作业，希望在睡觉前把它做完。
4 A MODEL STUDENT 模范学生
Do you mind being called a bad student? Of course not. So far as I know, everybody intends to be (become) a model student.
However, to be a model student is by no means an easy thing. First, he must do his best to obtain knowledge. A man without sufficient knowledge will not succeed. Secondly, he must remember to improve his health. Only a strong man can do great tasks. Thirdly, he should receive moral ecation. If his conct is not good, no one will consider making friends with him.
你价意被称为坏学生吗？当然不。就我所知，每个人都打算做模范学生。
然而，做模范学生却不容易。第一，他必须尽力获得知识（求知）。一个没有足够知识的人是不会成功的。第二，他必须记住促进健康。只有强壮的人才能做大事。第三，他应该接受道德教育。如果他品行不好，没有人会考虑和他交朋友的。
5 HOW TO GET HAPPINESS 如何获得快乐
There is no doubt that happiness is the most precious thing in the world. Without it, life will be empty and meaningless. If you wish to know how to get happiness, you must pay attention to the following two points.
First, health is the secret of happiness (the key to happiness). Only a strong man can enjoy the pleasure of life.
Secondly, happiness consists in contentment. A man who is dissatisfied with his present condition is always in distress.
无疑的快乐是世界上最宝贵的东西。没有它，人生将是空虚的而且毫无意义的。如果你希望知道如何获得快乐，你须注意下面两点。
健康是快乐的要诀。唯有身体强壮的人才能享受人生的乐趣。
快乐在于知足。一个不满于现状的人终是处在痛苦之中