Ⅰ 七年级英语阅读理解题
1.There are（three ）monkeys in the family and they live(happily )in the jungle of Africa.
2.(Papa Monkey )must keep their home warm and safe.
3.Mama sews and( cooks )for the family.
4.The daughter does the cleaning and collects( bananas and other fruit)for their meals.
Ⅱ 七年级英语阅读理解题，越多越好。最好有56篇。事后必有重谢
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Ⅲ 4篇七年级上册英语阅读理解（附问题和答案）
A
In the sea there are many islands. In its warm water there are some little ones. We call them "Coral islands".
A coral island is very nice to look at. It looks like a ring of land with trees, grass and flowers on it. One part of the ring is open to the water. There is a little round lake inside the island.
If you look into this lake, you will see beautiful coral. You may think they are flowers.
If you look at a piece of coral, you will see many little holes in it. In each of these holes a very small sea animal has lived. These sea animals make the coral.
They began to build under the water. Year after year, the coral grew higher and higher. At last it grew out of the water.
Then the sea brought it into small trees and something else. After some years, these things changed into earth. Sometimes the wind brought seeds to this earth. Sometimes birds flew over it and brought seeds to the island.
The little seeds grew. In a few years there were plants all over the island. In a few more years there were trees growing there.
So you see, these islands were built little by little. The workers were very small. Do they not teach us a lesson? Can you think what the lesson is?
56. A coral island looks like _____.
A. a round cake B. trees, grass and flowers C. a ring of land D. a round lake
57. There are ______ in the holes in corals.
A. flowers B. little corals C. grass D. sea animals
58. How did seeds of trees, grass and flowers come to the coral islands?
A. The wind and birds brought them to the coral islands.
B. Only the wind brought them there.
C. People brought them there.
D. Fishes brought them there.
59. From the story we learn that ______.
A. Small workers can not do big thing.
B. Only big workers can do big things.
C. Small workers can do big things if they work hard and work a long time.
D. All small things can do big things.
B
Millions of years ago, dinosaurs (恐龙) lived on earth. At that time, the whole earth was warm and wet. There were green forests and they could find enough to eat.
Graally（渐渐地）, parts of the earth became cold and dry and the forests there died. Then dinosaurs could not find enough to eat. This must be one reason why dinosaurs died out (灭绝).
There may be other reasons that we do not yet know about. Scientists are trying to make more discoveries（发现）about dinosaurs.
We now know that dinosaurs were of many sizes and shapes. Some were as small as chickens, while some were about 90 feet long.
There were also terrible fights（战争）between dinosaurs! They might have happened more than 100 millions years ago. Though no man was there to see any of the fights, we can tell by the animals’ footprints that fights did happen.
60. When did dinosaurs live on earth?
A. Thousands of years ago B. One million years ago
C. Millions of years ago D. Many years ago
61. There are maybe many reasons that the dinosaurs died out, but the writer tell us only
_______ reason(s).
A. one B. two C. three D. four
62. Scientists are trying to ________.
A. find dinosaurs
B. make more money
C. make more dinosaurs
D. learn more about dinosaurs
63. Dinosaurs often fought each other. We know that because_______.
A. their footprints tell us so
B. no man was there
C. someone saw them fighting
D. it happened many years ago
C
Visit Forest Zoo
Come and see the Indian elephants and the new tigers from Northeast of China. The beautiful birds from England are ready to sing songs for you, and the monkeys from Mount Emei will be happy to talk to you. The lovely dogs from Australia want to laugh at you. Sichuan pandas will play balls for you. The giraffes from Africa are waiting to look down on you.
Tickets Opening time
Grown-ups: ¥ 3 9: 00 a.m. — 4: 00 p.m.
Children: Over 1.4m: ¥ 2 except Friday
Under 1.4m: Free 10:00 a.m. — 3:00 p.m.
Keep the zoo clean!
Do not tough, give food or go near to the animals.
64. How much does Mr. Smith have to pay if he visits the zoo with his son of three?
A. ¥3. B. ¥4. C. ¥5. D. ¥6.
65. At which of the following time can we visit the zoo?
A. 8:30 a.m. Wednesday. B. 9: 30 a.m. Friday. C. 3: 00 p.m. Sunday. D. 5:00 p.m. Tuesday.
66. Which of the following can we do in the zoo?
A. To tough the monkeys. B. To give some food to the animals.
C. To go near to the tigers. D. To watch the animals carefully.
D
A nobleman (贵族) was once riding along the road and saw an old man digging in his garden. Beside the old man, on the ground, lay a young tree, ready to be planted. The nobleman called out to the old man, "What kind of tree are you planting there, my good man?"
"This is a fig (无花果) tree, sir," he said.
"A fig tree?" cried the nobleman in surprise. "Why, how old are you, may I ask?"
"I am ninety years old," said the other.
"What!" cried the nobleman. "You are ninety years old, you are planting a young tree now and it will take years to give fruit. You certainly don’t hope to live long enough to get any benefit(好处) from this tree?"
The old man looked around his garden. Then he smiled and said, "Tell me, sir, did you eat figs when you were a boy?"
"Sure." The nobleman did not know why he asked this question. The old man smiled again. "Then tell me this," he said, "who planted the trees from which those figs were picked?"
"Why…why, I don’t know."
"You see, sir," went on the old man, "our forefathers planted trees for us to enjoy, and I am doing the same for the people after me. How can I pay back anything to our forefathers?"
The nobleman was quiet for a moment and said. "You are right, my good man." Then he rode away.
67. The old man in the story was _________.
A. riding along the road B. digging in the garden C. walking in the garden D. growing a tree
68. The nobleman was surprised because the old man _______.
A. was ninety years old
B. was planting a tree
C. was not able to get fruit from the fig tree
D. could live too long
69. _______ planted the trees from which the nobleman picked figs.
A. The forefathers B. The children C. The children D. The noble’s father
70. The old man planted a fig tree, because he wanted ________.
A. to eat the fruit
B. the nobleman to eat the fruit
C. the people after him to eat the fruit
D. his friends to eat the fruit
E
Men are the cleverest and most dangerous animals on the earth. Rats come second. Men kill many beasts, they’ve even killed millions of men since very long ago, but rats kill more men. Rats carry many diseases（疾病）and these diseases have killed and are still killing thousands and thousands of men today in many countries. Rats are dangerous not only in one way. They not only carry diseases into men’s homes, they also eat up men’s food. They eat 33 million tons of grain every year. Men starve（饥饿）because rats eat their food. Rats are clever, too. They have good leaders to tell them the food is terrible when men put poison in it. There are a lot of rats in our cities and villages today. We can go to the moon, but we can not kill all these terrible animals. Is this dangerous enemy too clever and grows too fast, or are we not clever enough and not clean enough?
71. Why are people thought to be the most dangerous animals in the world?
______________________________________________.
72. How do rats kill men?
______________________________________________.
73. How much grain do rats eat in a year?
______________________________________________.
74. How do rats know there is some poison in the food?
______________________________________________.
75. What does the writer want to tell us about in the passage?
_____________________________________________.
F
Children start school when they are five years old in America.（A）In some states they must stay in school until they are sixteen. Most students are seventeen or eighteen years old when they leave high schools. (B) 在美国有两种学校：public schools and private schools. Most children go to public schools. Their parents don’t have to (C) _______ their ecation, because the schools receive money from the country. If a child goes to a private school, his parents have to get enough money for his schooling. Some parents still prefer private schools, (D) 尽管它们贵得多。
Today about half of the high school students go on to university after they finish the high school. A student at a state university doesn’t have to pay very much if his parents live in that state.
(E) But many students work while they are studying at universities. In this way they develop their good working skills and live on their own.
76. 将划线部分(A)译为汉语 _________________________________________
77. 将划线部分(B)译为英语 _________________________________________
78. 在(C)的空白处填入适当的词语 ___________ ___________
79. 将划线部分(D)译为英语 _________________________________________
80. 将(E)改写为同义句 But many students work while ___________ __________ ___________ .
IV. 补全对话 (每题1分，共5分)
A: Hello. The Rose Hotel. 8l _____________________________？
B: Yes, please. 82 _________________________ book two rooms for the coming weekend.
A: Next weekend, you say? Well, 83 ____________________________ nights?
B: Oh! Just two.
A: OK. Two nights. From Friday or Saturday?
B: Friday.
A: Friday, the 20th…And do you need single rooms or double?
B: Two double rooms, please.
A: Right. Two doubles for Friday and Saturday, July 20th and 21st .
B: 84 ______________________ a double room, please?
A: Well, it’s 400 yuan per night, with breakfast.
B: I see. Can I book the rooms now, please?
A: 85 ________________________. What’s your full name, please?
B: Rick Smith.
V. 改写句子（5分）
86. We call James Jim for short. (变成疑问句)
________ _______ _________ _________ James for short?
87. It took her two hours to clean the room.
She ___________ two hours ____________ the room.
88. Can you tell me the way to the Palace Museum?
Can you tell me ___________ __________ ___________ to the Palace Museum?
89. Peter made a colorful kite last week.
A colorful kite ___________ ___________ by him last week.
90. I borrowed the book three days ago.
I ___________ __________ the book __________ three days ago.
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Ⅳ 初一下英语阅读理解练习题及答案
A
In the sea there are many islands. In its warm water there are some little ones. We call them "Coral islands".
A coral island is very nice to look at. It looks like a ring of land with trees, grass and flowers on it. One part of the ring is open to the water. There is a little round lake inside the island.
If you look into this lake, you will see beautiful coral. You may think they are flowers.
If you look at a piece of coral, you will see many little holes in it. In each of these holes a very small sea animal has lived. These sea animals make the coral.
They began to build under the water. Year after year, the coral grew higher and higher. At last it grew out of the water.
Then the sea brought it into small trees and something else. After some years, these things changed into earth. Sometimes the wind brought seeds to this earth. Sometimes birds flew over it and brought seeds to the island.
The little seeds grew. In a few years there were plants all over the island. In a few more years there were trees growing there.
So you see, these islands were built little by little. The workers were very small. Do they not teach us a lesson? Can you think what the lesson is?
56. A coral island looks like _____.
A. a round cake B. trees, grass and flowers C. a ring of land D. a round lake
57. There are ______ in the holes in corals.
A. flowers B. little corals C. grass D. sea animals
58. How did seeds of trees, grass and flowers come to the coral islands?
A. The wind and birds brought them to the coral islands.
B. Only the wind brought them there.
C. People brought them there.
D. Fishes brought them there.
59. From the story we learn that ______.
A. Small workers can not do big thing.
B. Only big workers can do big things.
C. Small workers can do big things if they work hard and work a long time.
D. All small things can do big things.
B
Millions of years ago, dinosaurs (恐龙) lived on earth. At that time, the whole earth was warm and wet. There were green forests and they could find enough to eat.
Graally（渐渐地）, parts of the earth became cold and dry and the forests there died. Then dinosaurs could not find enough to eat. This must be one reason why dinosaurs died out (灭绝).
There may be other reasons that we do not yet know about. Scientists are trying to make more discoveries（发现）about dinosaurs.
We now know that dinosaurs were of many sizes and shapes. Some were as small as chickens, while some were about 90 feet long.
There were also terrible fights（战争）between dinosaurs! They might have happened more than 100 millions years ago. Though no man was there to see any of the fights, we can tell by the animals’ footprints that fights did happen.
60. When did dinosaurs live on earth?
A. Thousands of years ago B. One million years ago
C. Millions of years ago D. Many years ago
61. There are maybe many reasons that the dinosaurs died out, but the writer tell us only
_______ reason(s).
A. one B. two C. three D. four
62. Scientists are trying to ________.
A. find dinosaurs
B. make more money
C. make more dinosaurs
D. learn more about dinosaurs
63. Dinosaurs often fought each other. We know that because_______.
A. their footprints tell us so
B. no man was there
C. someone saw them fighting
D. it happened many years ago
C
Visit Forest Zoo
Come and see the Indian elephants and the new tigers from Northeast of China. The beautiful birds from England are ready to sing songs for you, and the monkeys from Mount Emei will be happy to talk to you. The lovely dogs from Australia want to laugh at you. Sichuan pandas will play balls for you. The giraffes from Africa are waiting to look down on you.
Tickets Opening time
Grown-ups: ¥ 3 9: 00 a.m. — 4: 00 p.m.
Children: Over 1.4m: ¥ 2 except Friday
Under 1.4m: Free 10:00 a.m. — 3:00 p.m.
Keep the zoo clean!
Do not tough, give food or go near to the animals.
64. How much does Mr. Smith have to pay if he visits the zoo with his son of three?
A. ¥3. B. ¥4. C. ¥5. D. ¥6.
65. At which of the following time can we visit the zoo?
A. 8:30 a.m. Wednesday. B. 9: 30 a.m. Friday. C. 3: 00 p.m. Sunday. D. 5:00 p.m. Tuesday.
66. Which of the following can we do in the zoo?
A. To tough the monkeys. B. To give some food to the animals.
C. To go near to the tigers. D. To watch the animals carefully.
D
A nobleman (贵族) was once riding along the road and saw an old man digging in his garden. Beside the old man, on the ground, lay a young tree, ready to be planted. The nobleman called out to the old man, "What kind of tree are you planting there, my good man?"
"This is a fig (无花果) tree, sir," he said.
"A fig tree?" cried the nobleman in surprise. "Why, how old are you, may I ask?"
"I am ninety years old," said the other.
"What!" cried the nobleman. "You are ninety years old, you are planting a young tree now and it will take years to give fruit. You certainly don’t hope to live long enough to get any benefit(好处) from this tree?"
The old man looked around his garden. Then he smiled and said, "Tell me, sir, did you eat figs when you were a boy?"
"Sure." The nobleman did not know why he asked this question. The old man smiled again. "Then tell me this," he said, "who planted the trees from which those figs were picked?"
"Why…why, I don’t know."
"You see, sir," went on the old man, "our forefathers planted trees for us to enjoy, and I am doing the same for the people after me. How can I pay back anything to our forefathers?"
The nobleman was quiet for a moment and said. "You are right, my good man." Then he rode away.
67. The old man in the story was _________.
A. riding along the road B. digging in the garden C. walking in the garden D. growing a tree
68. The nobleman was surprised because the old man _______.
A. was ninety years old
B. was planting a tree
C. was not able to get fruit from the fig tree
D. could live too long
69. _______ planted the trees from which the nobleman picked figs.
A. The forefathers B. The children C. The children D. The noble’s father
70. The old man planted a fig tree, because he wanted ________.
A. to eat the fruit
B. the nobleman to eat the fruit
C. the people after him to eat the fruit
D. his friends to eat the fruit
E
Men are the cleverest and most dangerous animals on the earth. Rats come second. Men kill many beasts, they’ve even killed millions of men since very long ago, but rats kill more men. Rats carry many diseases（疾病）and these diseases have killed and are still killing thousands and thousands of men today in many countries. Rats are dangerous not only in one way. They not only carry diseases into men’s homes, they also eat up men’s food. They eat 33 million tons of grain every year. Men starve（饥饿）because rats eat their food. Rats are clever, too. They have good leaders to tell them the food is terrible when men put poison in it. There are a lot of rats in our cities and villages today. We can go to the moon, but we can not kill all these terrible animals. Is this dangerous enemy too clever and grows too fast, or are we not clever enough and not clean enough?
71. Why are people thought to be the most dangerous animals in the world?
______________________________________________.
72. How do rats kill men?
______________________________________________.
73. How much grain do rats eat in a year?
______________________________________________.
74. How do rats know there is some poison in the food?
______________________________________________.
75. What does the writer want to tell us about in the passage?
_____________________________________________.
F
Children start school when they are five years old in America.（A）In some states they must stay in school until they are sixteen. Most students are seventeen or eighteen years old when they leave high schools. (B) 在美国有两种学校：public schools and private schools. Most children go to public schools. Their parents don’t have to (C) _______ their ecation, because the schools receive money from the country. If a child goes to a private school, his parents have to get enough money for his schooling. Some parents still prefer private schools, (D) 尽管它们贵得多。
Today about half of the high school students go on to university after they finish the high school. A student at a state university doesn’t have to pay very much if his parents live in that state.
(E) But many students work while they are studying at universities. In this way they develop their good working skills and live on their own.
76. 将划线部分(A)译为汉语 _________________________________________
77. 将划线部分(B)译为英语 _________________________________________
78. 在(C)的空白处填入适当的词语 ___________ ___________
79. 将划线部分(D)译为英语 _________________________________________
80. 将(E)改写为同义句 But many students work while ___________ __________ ___________ .
IV. 补全对话 (每题1分，共5分)
A: Hello. The Rose Hotel. 8l _____________________________？
B: Yes, please. 82 _________________________ book two rooms for the coming weekend.
A: Next weekend, you say? Well, 83 ____________________________ nights?
B: Oh! Just two.
A: OK. Two nights. From Friday or Saturday?
B: Friday.
A: Friday, the 20th…And do you need single rooms or double?
B: Two double rooms, please.
A: Right. Two doubles for Friday and Saturday, July 20th and 21st .
B: 84 ______________________ a double room, please?
A: Well, it’s 400 yuan per night, with breakfast.
B: I see. Can I book the rooms now, please?
A: 85 ________________________. What’s your full name, please?
B: Rick Smith.
V. 改写句子（5分）
86. We call James Jim for short. (变成疑问句)
________ _______ _________ _________ James for short?
87. It took her two hours to clean the room.
She ___________ two hours ____________ the room.
88. Can you tell me the way to the Palace Museum?
Can you tell me ___________ __________ ___________ to the Palace Museum?
89. Peter made a colorful kite last week.
A colorful kite ___________ ___________ by him last week.
90. I borrowed the book three days ago.
I ___________ __________ the book __________ three days ago.
Ⅳ 求一个初一年级上期的英语阅读题
Many Americans go to work five days a week. America students go to school five days a week, too. So they usually have a two- day weekend. The weekend is Saturday. And Sunday. At the weekend people spend their time in many different ways. Sometimes they resist friends. Many families enjoy weekends together.
Many American families do some sports at the weekend . For example(例如), in summer, they enjoy swimming and hiking. In autumn, they prefer playing volleyball and tennis. In winter, they go skating (滑冰) and skiing(滑雪)。In spring, they like sightseeing(观光) and hiking(信步旅行。) How happy they are!
Do you have an enjoyable weekend?
1. How many days do many American go to work a week?
A. Five days B. six days C. seven days D. Four days
2. How do Americans spend their weekends?
A. In the same day B. In two ways C. In three ways D. In many different ways.
3. What sports do many Americans do in summer?
A. swimming and biking B. playing volleyball and tennis.
C. skating and skiing D. sightseeing and hiking
4. Which sentence is not right?
A. American schools are open five days a week.
B. people often play volleyball and tennis in autumn.
C. In America, the weekend is Sunday
D. Many American families enjoy weekends together.
5. When is weekend in china now?
A. Sunday B. Saturday C. Friday and Saturday D. Saturday and Sunday
KEY：1、A 2、D 3、A 4、C 5、D
Ⅵ 7年级英语阅读题（最好有答案）要20篇
Mr. Smith is a big man. He is very heavy. His old clothes are too small. He wants(想要) to buy new shirts and pants that are very big. The pants must(必须) be very long. He does not want to buy short pants. And he wants dark brown pants and light blue shirts. He doesn’t like black or white.
( ) 36. What does Mr. Smith look like?
A. Small and heavy. B. Big and thin. C. Big and heavy.
( ) 37. His _______ clothes are small.
A. old B. new C. old and new
( ) 38. He wants to buy ________.
A. short pants B. long pants C. green shirts
( ) 39. His new clothes must be _________.
A. very small B. very short C. very big
( ) 40. He wants _________.
A. dark brown pants B. dark blue shirts C. black pants
七、完形填空（10分）
This is my friend, Chen Hong. She 41 a nurse(护士). She 42 long, brown hair. It’s different. What color are 43 eyes? 44 are black. And they 45 big. She likes pants. Her favorite color is 46 . 47 , she’s wearing a red sweater and 48 of white pants. Her legs are very 49 . So(所以) her pants are very long. Where is she from? Let me tell you. She is from China. Her name is a 50 one.
( ) 41. A. be B. am C. is D. are
( ) 42. A. have B. has C. is have D. do have
( ) 43. A. her B. she C. he D. his
( ) 44. A. It B. He C. She D. They
( ) 45. A. be B. am C. is D. are
( ) 46. A. red B. green C. brown D. gray
( ) 47. A. See B. Know C. Look D. Call
( ) 48. A. a B. pair C. a pair D. pairs
( ) 49. A. short B. long C. big D. heavy
( ) 50. A. Japanese B. American C. Chinese D. French 谢啦！
Ⅶ 七年级英语阅读理解练习题及答案
Betty and KittyBetty and Kitty are twins. They’re 12 years old. They look the same. But they have different hobbies. Betty likes collecting stamps. She has many beautiful stamps. They’re from different cities and countries. But Kitty likes growing flowers. The flowers are all very beautiful.Betty and Kitty both like reading books. Betty likes reading storybooks. But Kitty likes reading science books.On Sunday, they usually ride bikes to the park. They can play with their friends there. Sometimes their parents go there, too.
根据短文内容，判断下列句子的正误，正确的写“T”，错误的写“F”。
( ) 1. Betty is Kitty’s sister.
( ) 2. Betty likes growing flowers.
( ) 3. Kitty likes reading storybooks.
( ) 4. They’re twelve years old.
( ) 5. They usually take a bus to the park on Saturday
Ⅷ 七年级英语阅读题
1. visit 参观,访问
2. seaside 海边,海滨
3. safely 安全地
4. with 带有.....
5. vision 景象
希望能帮到你，祝更上一层楼O(∩_∩)O
Ⅸ 求七年级上册英语阅读短文20篇 含答案
1。Today i and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友一起出外交游，外面的空气很好，人感觉很舒服。我们骑着自行车一路欣赏鸟语花香。享受着大自然带给我们的无限美好。大家开开心心地度过了愉快的一天。
2。Today Mailehaoo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. `` 今天买了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，买东西有父母帮付钱。不像平时自己上街买东西碰到喜欢的但看了价钱都要考虑好久，呵呵，真的是很开心。我爱我的父母，太感谢他们对我的关心和爱戴了。
3.Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently.
英国小说家笛福的《鲁滨逊漂流记》描述了主人公漂流海岛,战胜困难,艰苦创业的传奇故事. 小说写得真实自然,富有传奇色彩.主人公在孤岛上种庄稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛万苦,生存下来.但想回人间的心切,使他着迷般地只想到如何走出这个鬼地方,结果还是失败了,最后于1868年回到阔别28年的英国
《鲁滨孙漂流记》给我以启示，他的顽强让我蠢蠢欲动，想要迈向人生的另一目标，像鲁滨孙那样用自己的力量，到达自己理想的境界。
我们需要具备鲁滨逊那样的刻苦奋斗的精神.
The World's Greatest Swordsman
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.
"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"
"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."
世界上最伟大的击剑手
在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。
他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。
“你为什么这么高兴？”有人嚷道，“你没击中!”
“啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了。”
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A Mistake
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
搞错了
一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。”
“成交!”美国人说。立刻，他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。
“其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。
“我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。”
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Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.
猪还是女巫
一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪！！”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫！！”他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。
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Response Ability
An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."
Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
答问技巧
衣阿华州奥格根的一位牧师正在与一位教友为一杯咖啡而猜硬币。别人问他那是否构成赌博行为时，牧师答道：“这仅仅是决定由谁来做一件善事的一种科学方法。”
当我人问哲学家罗素是否愿意为了他的信仰而献身时，他答道：“当然不会。毕竟，我可能会是错的。”
一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅？”
获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。”
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.
"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"
伟大的猎手Jonesie
有个小村庄正为一只吃人的狮子而烦恼。于是，村长派人去请伟大的猎手Jonesie来杀死这只野兽。
猎手躺着等了几个晚上，但狮子一直没有出现。最后，他要求村长杀只羊然后把头皮给他。把羊皮披在身上后，猎人到草原上去等狮子。
半夜，村民被从草原传来的声嘶力竭的尖叫声惊醒。他们小心地靠近后，看到猎手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。没有狮子出没的蛛丝马迹。
“Jonesie，怎么了？狮子在哪？”村长问。
“哪有狮子！”猎人怒吼道，“哪个傻瓜把公牛放出来了？”
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Weather Predict
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
天气预报
一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.
一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.
"印度人真神,"导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气.
几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了.
最后,导演派人去把他叫来了."我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?"
印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了."
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I Am Acting Like a Lady
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.
He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"
"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."
我要表现得象位女士
一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是，没过多久，他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。
他竭力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。
“你干嘛？”有人尖声叫道，“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗？”
“听着，”他说，“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象个女士。”
Ⅹ 七年级英语阅读理解（题）
Last week Class 3 had a school trip. First we met at the school gate and went to the beach on the school bus. We played the guitar and sang an English song. When we got there, we played tennis. After that we had a drink for rest. Finally, we swam there. When we went back to school, we were all happy and excited.
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全文翻译：
上个星期3班有一学校旅行.首先我们在学校大门旁相遇并坐校车去海滩.我们弹吉他和唱英语歌.当我们达到目的的时候,我们玩网球.在那个以后我们喝饮料休息.最后,我们那里游泳.当我们回到学校上学的时候,我们十分愉快和兴奋.
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