1. 英语阅读小短文
以下为本人精心解答，还望楼主满意^_^
1.
What
does
the
monster
in
Loch
Ness
look
like?
It
looks
like
a
dinosaur.
（它看起来像一只恐龙。）
2.
What
did
Robert
Kenneth
Wilson
do
in
1934?
He
gave
a
newspaper
a
photo
of
the
monster.
（他给了回一家报纸一张这答个怪兽的照片。）
3.
How
did
Christian
Spurling
surprise
everyone?
He
said
the
photo
of
the
Loch
Ness
Monster
was
a
fake.
（他说这张尼斯湖水怪的照片是假的。）
4.
How
are
many
tricks
and
jokes
spread
today?
They
are
spread
using
e-mail.
（它们是通过电子邮件的使用而得以传播的。）
5.
What
do
you
thank
of
tricks
and
jokes
like
today?
Some
can
be
funny,
but
others
can
cause
trouble.
（一些很有趣，不过另外一些可能会制造麻烦。）
2. 求英语短篇文章阅读，我的英语水平是初三毕业中上的样子。
书虫系列超不错，是牛津英语出品的，分年级水平不同，挑选适合自己的
美丽英文也不错，类似于中文的心灵鸡汤一样的美文。
3. 英语阅读短文
文章介绍情感宣泄出来要比隐藏起来更好，但是需要用健康的方式去表达，而不能伤害别人情感 答案为ADBBC
细节题：Some people in the UK use the expression “take a deep breath and count to 10”, meaning take a pause, breathe deeply and let yourself calm down instead of getting angry. 即A选项
推断题：文章没有显示划线部分是哪个it，根据答案设置应该就是第二段第四行的it,答案是D。为便于理解，下面我们逐个分析。
Expressing emotions is important rather than hiding them or keeping them inside. Everyone feels negative emotions such as anger and needs to deal with them. But there are healthy ways to express anger and ways to control it. (it--anger).Shouting bad words at someone will hurt the other person or make them angry too. If you feel angry, it(形式主语） is best to think before you speak. Some people in the UK use the expression “take a deep breath and count to 10”, meaning take a pause, breathe deeply and let yourself calm down instead of getting angry.
Another expression people use to say they are controlling their anger is “biting their lip”. This means not letting the bad words come out of their mouth. If you cannot think of anything but bad words, it（形式主语） is probably best to “bite your lip.” But sometimes letting all your anger out can be cathartic(宣泄情绪), as long as you do it（letting all your anger out） at the right place and time. If you have just had a bad day, you could go into a room by yourself and scream or yell very loudly. Or if you want to hit someone or smash something, you could hit a pillow instead. Then after you let your anger out this way, you’ll be able to deal with your problems more calmly.
If you do lose your temper with someone, though, you need to apologize. One way to do this is to say “pardon my French”. This expression has been used for many years as an apology for bad language. Then you can calmly explain what made you upset.
B细节题：第二段末尾说的很清楚：Then after you let your anger out this way, you’ll be able to deal with your problems more calmly.
B细节题：第二段倒数第二句Or if you want to hit someone or smash something, you could hit a pillow instead. ACD都是干扰项
C.回归原文找到出处，定位至第三段，把握主题句。If you do lose your temper with someone, though, you need to apologize. 从这一句可以大致推断本段围绕道歉和补救措施。再往后看，One way to do this is to say “pardon my French”. This expression has been used for many years as an apology for bad language. 这时候答案已经显而易见。
Emotionsneed to be expressed but in a way that hurts no one.
主旨题：从第一段的句子：Expressing emotions is important rather than hiding them or keeping them inside.和But there are healthy ways to express anger and ways to control it.可知作者认为情感需要宣泄，但是需要用不能伤害别人的方式
4. 求英语阅读理解题的英语文章与题目,题目要20个
Once there were five beggars(乞丐). One was English, one Turkish(土耳其人), one Greek(希腊人)， one was an Arab(阿拉伯人) and one was Persian(波斯人). One day they met and decided to stay together, sharing(分享) what they had and helping each other in times of trouble.
Soon a man passed them in the street and gave them a coin(硬币). They talked about what to do with it. At last they decided to buy something to eat.
“’s buy some grapes(葡萄)!” said the Englishman..
but the Turk wanted “uzum”,the Arab “aneb”,the Greek “stafelea”, and the Persian insisted on(坚持) “angur”.They did not understand each other’s language very well. Soon they were quarrelling(争吵) and even fighting.
While they were fighting about how to spend the money, a stranger came along. He knew all five languages. He asked them why they were fighting. After they told him, he said.
“Give me your coin. I will buy what you wish.”
He was soon back with a bunch(串)of grapes. Each beggar was happy, as each had what he had wanted.
根据短文，选择正确答案。
( )1.Why did the beggars decide to stay together?
A.They felt lonely.
B.They were good friends.
C.They came from the same country.
D.They hoped they could help each other in times of trouble.
( )2.What did the Arab want to buy?
A.apples B.pears C.grapes D.bananas
( )3.Why were they fighting?
A.They were not friendly.
B.They did not know they wanted the same thing.
C.They each wanted to buy something different.
D.The Englishman took the coin.
( )4.What made the beggars happy at last?
A.They found they each wanted the same things.
B.They learned to speak the same language.
C.Each received something different.
D.They met the stranger.
( )5.If people ,there would often be no need to fight.
A.could speak English everywhere.
B.know five languages
C.could underestand each other
D.had what they had wanted
5. 英语阅读理解，答案和短文大概意思（不需要太详细，大概就好）
阅读材料：我们都知道上网时间太长会对健康产生不好的影响，因为长时间坐在电脑前会导致脖子和肩膀痛，我们的身体需要休息。但是你知道上网还会导致什么其他的健康隐患吗？
瑞士的一个人和他的团队做了一个关于7200名年轻人使用网络情况的调查。调查结果显示，上网时间太长或者太短都有可能会导致抑郁（我并不这样认为），这个瑞士人认为，每天上网超过两小时就算是过量的上网。和有规律的上网的人相比，那种过量上网以及不怎么上网的人更加倾向于意志消沉。这种消极的情绪对他们的健康显然是有害的。
过度的上网意味着人们不愿意面对真实的世界。事实上，他们是孤独的。而那种不怎么上网的人也是孤独的，因为现在的年轻人倾向于在网络上和别人保持联系。（这一段就是解释了一下为啥前面有这样的论点）
所以你想成为上面所述的三种人的哪一种呢？或许你应该仔细想想。
题目：1. 这个研究者是来自哪个国家的？
2. 根据短文，什么可能导致抑郁？
A. 有规律的上网 B. 晚上上网 C. 和朋友在网上聊天 D. 不咋上网
3. balabalaba（看不清）
4. balabalaba（看不清）
5. 这篇文章的主旨大意是啥？
（看不清）
6. 英语短文阅读题型，共个小问题，请英语高手帮忙解答。
解答：
41、D，根据第一段最后一句“You are showing an open attitude to conversation. ”可以判断；
42、B，其余三项第二段都有提及，最后一回句可知选答B；
43、C，根据第二段，用排除法，可以排除A、B、D；
44、B，第二段的最后2句话“Crossed arms may ....opening up”里有答案；
45、D，根据文章意思，可以知道A、B、C都正确，D错从“ When you see someone you know, or would like to make contact with, smile”中可以判断出.
7. 求2篇英语阅读题美文
The Importance of Keeping Optimistic
Honourable judges, ladies and gentlemen,
Good afternoon! Today I would like to talk about the importance of
keeping optimistic. When we encounter difficulties in life, we notice that
some of us choose to bury their heads in the sand. Unfortunately, however,
this attitude will do you no good, because if you will have no courage
even to face them, how can you conquer them? Thus, be optimistic, ladies
and gentlemen, as it can give you confidence and help you see yourself
through the hard times, just as Winston Churchill once said, “An optimist
sees an opportunity in every calamity; a pessimist sees a calamity in
every opportunity.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, keeping optimistic, you will be able to realize,
in spite of some hardship, there’s always hope waiting for you, which will
lead you to the ultimate success. Historically as well as currently, there
are too many optimists of this kind to enumerate. You see, Thomas Edison
is optimistic; if not, the light of hope in his heart could not illuminate
the whole world. Alfred Nobel is optimistic; if not, the explosives and
the prestigious Nobel Prize would not have come into being. And Lance
Armstrong is also optimistic; if not, the devil of cancer would have
devoured his life and the world would not see a 5-time winner of the Tour
De France.
A rose may be beautiful, or maybe not; that depends on your attitude
only, and so does success, so does life. Hindrances and difficulties do
exist, but if you are optimistic, then they are only episodes on your long
way to the throne of success; they are more bridges than obstacles! Now I
prefer to end my speech with the great British poet Shelley’s lines: “If
winter comes, can spring be far behind?” Thank you!
保持乐观的重要性
尊敬的评委、女士们、先生们：
下午好！今天我想谈一谈保持乐观的重要性。
我们注意到，当在生活中遇到困难时，我们中的有些人选择逃避它们。但令人遗憾的是，这样的态度对你没有任何好处，因为如果你连面对它们的勇气都没有的话，你怎么去征服它们呢？因此，乐观起来吧，女士们、先生们，因为它会带给你信心，帮助你渡过难关。正如温斯顿·丘吉尔所说，“乐观者在每次灾难中都看到机遇；悲观者在每次机遇中都看到灾难”。
女士们，先生们，困难是存在的，但如果你保持乐观，你就会意识到永远有希望在等着你，它会把你领向最终的成功。不管是历史上还是现实中，这样的乐观者总是不胜枚举。你看，托马斯·爱迪生是乐观的，如果不是的话，他心中那希望的明灯就不能照亮整个世界；阿尔弗雷德·诺贝尔是乐观的，如果不是的话，那炸药和享有很高声望的诺贝尔奖就不会诞生；兰斯·阿姆斯特朗也是乐观的，如果不是的话，那癌症的病魔早已吞噬了他的生命，这个世界就会少了一位五届环法自行车赛冠军得主.
玫瑰花可能很美，也可能不美，这，仅仅取决于你的态度；而成功也如此，人生也如此。困难和阻碍的确存在，但是如果你很乐观的话，那它们就仅仅是我们通向胜利之冠的漫长道路上的小插曲；与其说它们是障碍，不如说它们是桥梁！此刻，我想以伟大的英国诗人雪莱的一句诗来作为我的结尾：“冬天来了，春天还会远吗?”
Angel
Once upon a time, a child was ready to be born. So he asked God,
8. 英语短文阅读理解 答案与解析
D 在第一段的第五行，not only...这一句
B 根据文章翻译可知Jody一开始是"...."的，她又说但是我现在专知道在线教育给了学属生更多表达自己的自由空间，根据前后的转折说明她一开始对这件事表示的是”怀疑“的态度，但是现在确定是一件好事，也就是B选项
B 问题是谁想读这篇文章，选项B是想找在线教育的老师的学生们。
9. 内容是美国式幽默或幽默的英语文章(阅读理解,短文也可)
http://www.taohai.com/cn/newsdetail.asp?id=2547
这个是老友记的剧本，里面都是美式幽默。。你可以看看～
或者
TGIF vs SHIT
a man met a blond in the elevator.
he greeted her: "T-G-I-F"
but got the reply: "S-H-I-T"
he was startled, but repeated "T-G-I-F"
again the reply was "S-H-I-T"
he was frustrated and said: "T-G-I-F, I mean Thanks God It's Friday"
the blond looked at him saying: "S-H-I-T, I mean Sorry Honey It's Thursday"
http://www.chinaunix.net/jh/33/545296.html