Ⅰ 二人英语幽默对话，一两分钟，带翻译，急~~~~
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.
"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"
"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.
"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."
一位列车员正要发出信号让火车启动，这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑专娘站在站台上属一节打开的车厢门旁边，跟车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘在说话。
“快点，小姐!”他喊道：“请把门关上。”
“噢，我还没有和妹妹吻别呢。”她回答道。
“请把门关上好了，”列车员说：“其余的事由我负责。”
Ⅱ 简单的二人英语情景对话
A:hello,What
are
you
doing?
你好。你在干什么？
B:Nothing.
没什么
A:Are
you
sad
orbored?
你是伤心或者无聊吗？
B:No,I
can’tfind
my
pen.I
lose
it.
.I’m
in
a
hurry
Can
you
help
me?
我找不到我的笔了，我版把它丢了，我很着急。你可以帮助我吗权？
A:of
course,I
can.
当然可以
A:Oh,it’s
this?
哦，是这个吗？
B:No,it
isn’t
mine.
不，这不是我的
过了一会
B:I
can
seeit.It’s
on
the
floor.
我看到它了，它在地板上。
（"B"拿起笔，确认那是她的笔后）
B:Yes,it’s
my
pen!thank
you.
是的，那是我的笔，谢谢你。
A:You
are
welcome.
不用谢。
Ⅲ 二人英语情景对话
A:Hello,B.Long time no see.How are you?你好袭，B。长时间不见了。你怎么样？B:I am fine,thank you,and you?我很好，谢谢。你呢？A:I am fine,too.我也很好。B:Where have you been?I have not seen you for several days.这段时间你都到哪去了，我好几天没见你了。A:Oh,I have been to my hometown for a rest.And you?哦，我回老家休息了几天。你呢？B:I just stayed at home.我一直待在家里。A:Well,shall we go to see the film together?我们一起去看电影怎么样？B:Wonderful,let's go.好极了，我们去吧。
Ⅳ 初中水平的两人英语对话，简短一点，两三分钟就可以了，最好是生活中的情景对话，带翻译，越快越好
Jane and Susan are on their way home.
Jane和Susan 在回家的路上谈起对季节的感受.
Jane: hi, Sue, I feel a kind of chilly today.
你好,苏,我感到今天凉飕飕的
Susan: It is very chilly now. Autumn is approaching.
是凉飕飕的.秋天到了.
Autumn is my favorite season.
我最喜欢秋天.
Jane: oh yeah, I don't like it.
哦,是吗?我不喜欢.
I feel depressed in autumn.
秋天我感到忧伤的.
you see leaves are falling. grass is dying. Geese are ready to fly south. It seems everything is gone.
你看树叶落了,草儿枯了,大雁要南飞了,好象啥都没了.
Susan: I don't think it that way.
我不这样认为.
I enjoy seeing the rainbow color of the leaves.
我喜欢看到多彩树叶. I enjoy stepping on the crunch and the rustle of leaves.
我喜欢踩在策策做响的树叶上
I like to take a deep breath of the crisp autumn air.
我喜欢深深呼吸一下秋天干燥的新鲜空气.
It makes me so happy when the cool autumn wind tickles my face.
秋天的凉风吹拂在我脸上,我感到无比幸福.
Jane: I like summer better. I like to go to the beach.
我喜欢夏天.我喜欢去沙滩.
The days are longer and I can hang out with my pals outside.
夏天白昼长.我可和我的朋友在外逛.
In autumn the days are getting shorter.
秋天白日短了.(天黑得早了)
I just don't like it when it starts to get dark at four. It is a very glooming sign.
我就是不喜欢一到四点钟,天色就黑下.那是很忧郁的迹象.
Susan: well, you are entitled to your opinions.
嗯,你是有你的看法.
One thing we are in common is that we both value our friendships, right?有一点跟你相同的就是我们对待友情的看法是一致
Ⅳ 英语两人搞笑对话短文，带翻译推荐。
I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conctor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”
“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”
The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可怜的丈夫
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父亲在哪儿？
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”
哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”
Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道这个谚语吗？
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”
一 Can we have our teacher back？
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"
能让我们的老师回去吗？
有一次，一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。五分钟以后，一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来，问道，“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢？”
二 Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
谁更有礼貌？
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。
三 Expensive Price
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
昂贵的代价
牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母亲：二十五美元！可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀？
牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了
Ⅵ 英语两人搞笑对话短文，带翻译
A:what
is
your
name?
你叫啥名？
B:Hu胡（谐音:谁）
A:you~你
B:Hu~胡
A:Who?谁？
B:yes,
I
am~是，我就是
A:I
want
to
know
your
name我只是想知道你的名字专
B:Hu胡啊
A:You!你！
B:Yes,
my
name是啊属，我的名字啊
A:So
tell
me
about
it那就告诉我啊
B:Hu!胡！
A:You!
What
is
your
name!?
你！你叫啥名？！
B:Hu
is
my
name!我就叫胡
A:O~哦
Ⅶ 两分钟的两个人英语对话的小短文带翻译
对话关于什么啊？
Ⅷ 英语对话短文两人加翻译简单
How old you this year? . I this year 18.. What kind of fruit do you like? . I like to eat apples.. What is your favorite sport? . My favorite sport is basketball. 你今年多大了？。我今年18了。。你喜欢吃什么水果？。我喜专欢吃苹果。。你最喜欢的体育属运动是什么？。我最喜欢的运动是篮球（喔原创的）
Ⅸ 英语对话，两个人说，带翻译，简单些
What's your favourite season
A:hi ,B.What's your favourite season
B:my favourite reason is spring
A:why?
B:because everything grow up in spring,and the wind is warm
A:oh,what about others?
B:summer is too hot,autumn's wind is too often,and winter is too cold!
A:I think that i can't agree with you,I love summer best!
B:wow,show me the reasons
A:i love swimming.when summer comes,every swimming pool opens,so I can have a lot of fun!
B:i have to go,see you next time,bye~~
A: bye
翻译：
你最喜爱的季节是什么？
嗨,B。你最喜欢的季节是什么？
B:我最喜欢的原因是春天
答:为什么?
B:因为所有东西都成长在春天,风是温暖的
哦,其他的呢?
B:夏天太热,秋天的风太经常,冬天太冷了!
答:我认为我不能同意你的观点,我爱夏天最好的!
B:哇,告诉我原因
我喜欢游泳。当夏天来临时,每一个游泳池打开,这样我就可以有很多的乐趣。
B:我得走了,下次见,再见~ ~
答:再见