⑴ 几个英语问题，请教英语高手....
(1)不正确。pound notes 是两张以上一英镑的纸币。one pound note才是一张一英镑的纸币。
（2）版 B.everthing 为正确选项。
all you need/everything you need is ...均为英语权的习惯表达，意思是“你所需要的（只）是。。。”此类表达均不能用something或anything。
（3）“（他们应该）选举谁”的翻译是正确的。
whom to elect=whom they should elect。
（4）what不是做介词from的宾语，而是做tells的宾语。这里的tells有两个宾语，直接宾语是what，间接宾语是me。介词from的宾语是整个句子what Tom tells me。
⑵ 这两本英语完形填空和阅读理解，那一本好，如果两本都不好，那就求推荐一下，本人高一
一个是中考用的，一个是高考用的，这怎么好比？
如果一定推荐一个，我推荐新东方的那本高考用的。
⑶ 高考英语阅读中的一个句子，各位英语高手都来帮忙！！！
在攀爬中、Corbett带头,把金属(尖状物)钉在地上，把绳子绕在上面，自己也爬上去专。然后Wellman借助绳子爬属上去了,Corbett爬下来把钉子拿起又爬上来了。这个过程重复再重复一次又一次,一寸一寸地为13天。（Corbett先钉钉子在地上把绳子绕在上面，自己爬上去。等Wellman借助绳子爬上去。自己在下来把钉子拿起来，再爬到更高的地方顶上钉子，方便Wellman借助绳子爬上去）
⑷ 我要英语短文
Nowadays the newspaper possesses considerable value Everybody should read it. It supplies us with a variety of news every day. It tells us the political situation of the world. If we form the habit of reading the newspaper, we shall (will) get enough knowledge to cope with our circumstances.
现今报纸拥有极大的价值，人人都应该看它。它每天提供我们各种类类的消息。它告诉我们世界政治局势。如果我们养成看报的习惯，我们就能得到足够的知识来因应我们的环境。
学生虽然每天须做功课，但他们至少应该匀出一两个小时来看报。哪些，他们不但能增加知识而且也能赶上时代。总而言之，看报对学生很有益处。
第二天：MY DAILY LIFE 我的日常生活
Though my daily life is extremely monotonous, I try hard to adapt myself to it. Why? Because I intend to be a good student. I wish to render service to my country.
I get up at six o’clock every day. After I wash my face and brush my teeth, I begin to review my lessons. I go to school at seven o’clock.
After school is over, I return home. We usually have supper at seven o’clock.
Then I begin to do my homework. I want to finish it before I go to bed.
虽然我的日常生活十分单调，但我却竭力设法去适应它。为什么？因为我打算做一个好学生，希望将来为国家服务。
我每天六点起床、洗脸刷牙后，就开始复习功课，七点钟我就去上学。
放学后，我就回家了。我们通常在七点钟吃晚餐，之后我就开始做家庭作业，希望在睡觉前把它做完。
第三天：A MODEL STUDENT 模范学生
Do you mind being called a bad student? Of course not. So far as I know, everybody intends to be (become) a model student.
However, to be a model student is by no means an easy thing. First, he must do his best to obtain knowledge. A man without sufficient knowledge will not succeed. Secondly, he must remember to improve his health. Only a strong man can do great tasks. Thirdly, he should receive moral ecation. If his conct is not good, no one will consider making friends with him.
你价意被称为坏学生吗？当然不。就我所知，每个人都打算做模范学生。
然而，做模范学生却不容易。第一，他必须尽力获得知识（求知）。一个没有足够知识的人是不会成功的。第二，他必须记住促进健康。只有强壮的人才能做大事。第三，他应该接受道德教育。如果他品行不好，没有人会考虑和他交朋友的。
第四天：HOW TO GET HAPPINESS 如何获得快乐
There is no doubt that happiness is the most precious thing in the world. Without it, life will be empty and meaningless. If you wish to know how to get happiness, you must pay attention to the following two points.
First, health is the secret of happiness (the key to happiness). Only a strong man can enjoy the pleasure of life.
Secondly, happiness consists in contentment. A man who is dissatisfied with his present condition is always in distress.
无疑的快乐是世界上最宝贵的东西。没有它，人生将是空虚的而且毫无意义的。如果你希望知道如何获得快乐，你须注意下面两点。
健康是快乐的要诀。唯有身体强壮的人才能享受人生的乐趣。
快乐在于知足。一个不满于现状的人终是处在痛苦之中。
第五天：BOOKS 书籍
As is well known, books teach us to learn life, truth, science and many other useful things. They increase our knowledge, broaden our minds and strengthen our character. In other words, they are our good teachers and wise friends. This is the reason why our parents always encourage us to read more books.
Reading is a good thing, but we must pay great attention to the choice of books. It is true that we can derive benefits from good books. However, bad books will do us more harm than good.
如众所周知，书籍教我们学习人生，真理，科学以及其它许多有用的东西。它们增加我们的知识，扩大我们的心胸并加强我们的品格。换句话说，它们是我们的良师益友。这是为什么我们的父母终是鼓励我们要多读书的理由。
读书是一好事，但我们必须多加注意书的选择。不错，我们能从好书中获得益处。然而，坏书却对我们有害无益。
第六天：A TRIP TO THE COUNTRY 乡村游记
One Sunday my mother (Mother) had (made) me take my little young brother to the a trip to the country. She bade me take good care of him.
While we were walking along the road, the sun was shining brightly and the breeze was blowing gently. We saw the beautiful flowers smile (smiling) at us and heard the birds sing (singing) their sweet songs on the trees. The scenery was indeed very pretty (beautiful).
When we felt tired, we returned home. We saw Mother (our mother) wait (waiting) for us at the door.
有一个星期日，我母亲叫我带小弟弟去乡村游历。她吩咐我要好好照料他。
当我们沿着道路行走的时候，太阳灿烂地照耀着，微风轻轻地吹着。我们看见美丽的花儿对我们微笑着，并听见鸟儿在树上唱着悦耳的歌曲，风景实十分美丽。
当我们感觉到疲倦的时候，我们就回家了。我们看见母样正在门口等候我们。
第七天：BE PATRIOTIC 要爱国
It is the ty of every citizen to make the country rich and powerful (To make the country rich and strong is...). In order to accomplish this object one must be patriotic (love his country). I consider this an unchangeable truth.
How can a student love his country (be patriotic)? I find my answer very simple and clear. He must study hard and store up knowledge so as to serve his (the) country in the future. If every student can do according to what I said, the country will certainly be rich and powerful.
要使国家富强是每个公民的责任。为了达到此目的，必须爱国。我认为这是一条不易的定理。
一个学生如何才能爱国呢？我发觉答复很简单明了。他必须用功读书并积储知识以便将来服务国家。如果每个学生能按照我所说的去做，国家一定会富强。
第八天：THE VALUE OF TIME 爱惜时光
An English proverb says that time is money. I consider it (this) wrong. Why? Because we all know that we can earn money be work but can not in any way get back time (in anyway). For this reason, we may (can) say that time is more valuable than money.
Many people do not know the value of time. It (this) is indeed a great pity. We must bear (keep) in mind that wasting time is equal to wasting your life.
英国有句谚语说，时间就是金钱。我认为这是不对的。为什么？因为我们大家都知道我们能够用工作赚钱，但无论如何却无法把时间争取回来。基于此种理由，我们可以说时间比钱钱更宝贵。
许多人不知爱惜时光。这确实是可惜的。我们必须记住浪费时间等于浪费生命。
第九天：WHY SHOULD WE STUDY ENGLISH 为什么我们要学英文
If you want to ask me why we should study English, my answer will be simple and clear. Now let me enumerate the reasons one by one in the following.
In the first place, English has become an international language. If you know English, you van make a trip round the world without being misunderstood.
In the second place, most valuable books, newspapers and magazines are written in English. If you wish (hope) to get knowledge, you must learn English.
如果你要问我们为什么我们要学英文。我的答复很简单明了。现在让我来把我的理由一一列举在下面：
英文已成为一种国际语言。如果你通晓它，你可以环游世界不会被人误解。
大多数有价值的书籍，报纸和杂志都是用英文写的。如果你希望获得知识，你必须学习英文。
第十天：MY BIRTHDAY 我的生日
Yesterday was my birthday, so some of my classmates sent me presents. Mother prepared a tea party for me. I invited all of them to come and take part in it.
The tea party began at half past six. There were cold drinks and refreshments. We ate, talked and laughed. We felt that we were the happiest men in the world.
Time passed quickly. In a twinkling, the clock on the wall struck nine. We could not but say “Good-bye” to one another.
昨天是我生日，所以有几位我的同班同学送我礼。母亲给我准备一个茶会。我邀请他们都前来参加。
茶会下午六点半开始。有冷饮和点心。我们又吃又谈又笑。我们觉得是世界上最快乐的人。
时间过得很快。转瞬间，墙上的钟敲九点了。我们不得不互道再见。
第十一天：HOW TO SPEND SUNDAYS 如何消度星期日
Some of us always spend Sundays aimlessly. We can seldom derive profits from the valuable hours (time) of Sundays. This is indeed a great pity. Though Sundays are set aside as a day for rest, we must make good use of them.
We know that our school lessons are usually not sufficient. We should often utilize Sundays to read reference books. In this way we will increase our knowledge. Besides, we must be engaged in sports or outing so as to strengthen our bodies.
我们许多人终是把星期日毫无目的地消度掉。这确实是十分可惜。我们很少能从星期日的宝贵时光中获得益处。虽然星期日是被指定为一个休息的日子，但是我们却应好好利用它。
我们知道我们学校的功课通常是不够的。我们应时常利用星期日来阅读参考书。如此我们的知识就会增加了。此外，我们必须从事运动或郊游以便强壮我们的身体。
第十二天：HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY 诚为上策
There is an English proverb which says (saying) “Honesty is the best policy.” It signifies the importance of honesty.
What are the benefits of honesty? If you are honest to others, they will be honest to you in return. When you are sad, they will comfort you. When you are in trouble, they will help you.
There is no enumerating the evils of dishonesty here. In a word, a dishonest man will be looked down upon by others and (be) regarded as a public enemy.
英国有一句谚语说“诚为上策”。它说明了诚的重要性。
诚的益处是什么？如果你对他人诚实，他们也会对你诚实作为报答。当你忧悉的时候，他们会安慰你。当你是处在困难中的时候，他们会帮助你。
无法在这里数述不诚实的害处。一言以蔽之，一个不诚实的人会被人看轻的而且被看作为一个公敌。
第十三天：HOW EXERCISE HELPS 运动的利益
If our bodies are not strong, our spirit to do things will certainly be quite ll. And at the same time, we are lack of energy (ies) to study. Diseases will only attack the weak, but not the strong.
Why are our bodies not strong? Because we do not pay attention to exercise. For this reason, we students must often take different kinds (sorts) of exercise in the gym.
Exercise helps us (to) strengthen our bodies and avoid disease. It also teaches us cooperation, for most exercise is played by team.
如果我们的身体不强壮，我们做事的精神一定会十分迟钝。而且同时，我们也缺少足够的精力来读书。疾病只为侵击体弱的人而不是强壮的人。
为什么我们的身体会不强壮呢？因为我们不注意运动。基于此种理由，我们学生必须时常在运动场做不同种类的运动。
运动帮助我们强壮身体并避免疾病。它也教我们合作，因为大多数的运动都是团体游玩的。
第十四天：THE BENEFITS OF TRAVELING 旅行的益处
I am always interested in traveling. My reasons are quite (extremely) simple and clear. If anybody is not satisfied with my viewpoint(s), I shall be greatly surprised at his ways of thinking.
In the first place, traveling increases our knowledge. Only by traveling can we see （因为用（only）开头，主动词须颠倒）things outside our home town.
In the second place, traveling is good to our health. While we are traveling, we usually exercise our bodies.
In conclusion, I earnestly hope that everybody must seize (grasp at) the opportunity of traveling.
我对旅行终是感觉有趣。我的理由非常简单时了。如果任何人对我的观点不满意的话，我将对他的想法会大大吃惊。
旅行增加我们的知识。只有藉旅行我们可以看到我们故乡以外的东西。
旅行对我们的健康有益。当我们旅行的时候，我们通常运动我们的身体。
第十五天：HOW TO BE A GOOD CITIZEN 如何做一个好公民
My aim is to become a good citizen so as to be able to render service to the (my) country. However, to become a good citizen is not an easy thing. He has many ties to fulfill.
The first ty of a good citizen is to love his country. He is to (must) be ready to sacrifice even his own life for the country.
His second ty is to obey the law and help the government (to) maintain order. If everybody can do so, the country will be rich and strong (powerful).
我的志向是做一个好公民以便能给国家效力。然而，做一个好公民不是一件容易的事情。他有许多责任要尽。
一个好公民第一件责任是爱他的国家。他须准备为国家牺牲自己的生命。
他第二件责任是服从法律并且帮助政府维持治安。如果人人都能这样做的话，国家必定富强。
第十六天：THE NATIONAL FLAG 国旗
it is the ty of every citizen to honor the national flag. Why? Because the national flag is the symbol of a (the) country. To respect it means to respect the country. In other words, if a man loves his country, he must love the national flag.
In school, the national flag is usually raised at a certain time every day. Then the principal, teachers, staff and students are to (must) stand before it and sing the national anthem. It is indeed extremely meaningful to attend such a ceremony.
尊敬国旗是每个公民的责任（义务）。为什么？因为国旗是国家的象征。尊敬它意思就是尊敬国家。换句话说，如果一个人爱国，他必须爱国旗。
在学校里，通常每天定时要升旗。那时，校长，老师，教职员学生教师将恭敬地站在它前面并且唱国歌。参加此项仪式确实非常有意义。
第十七天：THE IMPORTANCE OF EDUCATION 教育的重要性
It is impossible for us to make our country rich and strong without developing ecation. Why? Because ecation gives people knowledge and teaches them how to become good citizens so as to be able to serve their country. No wonder they say that ecation decides the progress, prosperity and civilization of a country.
At present (Nowadays) most countries in (of) the world are enforcing compulsory ecation. It is necessary for all kinds of people, both rich and poor, to receive ecation. Taiwan is an exception as well not.
我们不可能使我们的国家富强而不发展教育。为什么？因为教育给予人民知识并教他们如何成为好公民以便能为国家效力。难怪，有人说教育决定一个国家的进步，繁荣与文化。
现在世界大多数的国家都在实施强迫教育。所有各类人民不论贫富都必须接受教育。台湾也不例外。
第十八天：INDUSTRY (DILIGENCE) 勤勉
It is a matter of course that instry will bring us success, wealth and good luck. I am sure that a hard-working person can always succeed in the work which he wants to do. This is unchangeable truth.
Idleness is the opposite of instry. It is the source of all evil. An idle man only enjoys playing and making pleasures. That he is doomed to failure is of no doubt. We should not follow his example.
勤勉会带给我们成功，财富和好运乃是当然之事。我确信一个苦干的人终是能够做成功他所要做的工作。这是不易之定理。
懒惰是勤勉的反面。它是万恶之源泉。一个懒惰的人只享受玩耍和寻乐。他命运注定失败是毫无疑问的。我们不应学他的榜样。
第十九天：MY NATIVE TOWN 我的故乡
My native town is X. We have settled down here since my grandfather was a child. In other words, my family has lived here for more than one hundred years.
It is a small village. There are about one thousand inhabitants. Most of them are farmers. The mode of their living is very simple. However, they have already possessed television sets and refrigerators. They made up their minds to live a modern life.
我的故乡是X。我们自从祖父是小孩时，就定居在此地。换句话说，我们家人在此地已经住了一百余年了。
这个小村庄。居民大约有一千人。他们大部分是农夫。他们的生活方式很简单。然而，他们已拥有电视和冰箱。他们下定决心要过一个现代的生活。
第二十天：MY SCHOOL LIFE 我的学校生活
When I was six years old, I began to go to school. The first school (which) I attended was a primary school. There were many subjects (which were taught in the school, such as Chinese, arithmetic, history, geography, drawing and so forth. Since I was (became) a student, I studied very hard. My parents were quite proud of me.
After I had studied there for three years, I entered a junior high school. When I was twelve years old, I became a student of a senior high school. I still studied very hard. Except on sick leave I was never absent from class. Everybody looked upon me as a model student.
我六岁的时候，就开始上学了。我第一个上的学校是一所国小。学校里教的课目有许多，诸如国文，算术，史地，画图等等。既然我是一个学生，我就用功读书。我父母深以我为荣。
我在那边读了三年后，就进入初中。我十二岁的时候，就成为一个高中的物理学。我依旧用功读书。除病假外，我永不缺课。人人都把我看作是一个模范生。
⑸ there was a little boy with a bad temper his father gave him somenails to d此文的英文阅读题有吗
the imprint of nails
nails
nails‘ imprint
这个故事很有名，中文叫：钉子/钉子的印记
阅读题：
There was a little boy with a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, to hammer a nail in the back fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Then it graally dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all.
He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.
When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound is still there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one. Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you **ile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their hearts to us.
⑹ 初中英语阅四篇阅读分别考察的什么内容
First Flight
Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.
His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.
After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"
"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground."
第一次坐飞机
约翰逊先生从前未乘过飞机，他读过许多关于飞行事故的报道。所以，有一天一位朋友邀请他乘自己的小飞机飞行时，约翰逊先生非常担心，不敢接受。不过，由于朋友不断保证说飞行是很安全的，约翰逊先生终于被说服了，登上了飞机。
他的朋友启动引擎开始在机场跑道上滑行。约翰逊先生听说飞行中最危险的是起飞与降落，所以他吓得紧闭双眼。
过了一两分钟，他睁开双眼朝窗外望去，接着对朋友说道：“看下面那些人，他们看起来就象蚂蚁一样小，是不是？”
“那些就是蚂蚁，”他的朋友答道，“我们还在地面上。”
A Nail Or A Fly?
An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor. When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him and decided to do him a favour.
So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nail exactly where the fly had stayed.
Now the old man entered his room. The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident. When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked to it carefully adn slapped it with all his strength. On hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitress rushed in. To her great surprise, the poor old man was there sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding!
钉子还是苍蝇？
一位视力正在衰退的老绅士住进了一家旅馆的客房。他双手各拿一瓶酒。在墙上有只苍蝇，他误以为是枚钉子。他把两只瓶子朝上一挂，瓶子掉下来摔碎了，酒洒了一地。一个女服务员发现发生的事情以后，对他深表同情，决定帮他个忙。
于是，第二天早上他到楼顶花园散步时，她把一枚钉子钉在了苍蝇停过的地方。
这里，老人回到了房里。倒洒的酒味让他想起了那件事。他抬头往墙上一看，苍蝇又停在了那儿!他轻手轻脚地走近，使尽全力拍了一掌。听到一声大叫，好心的女服务员冲进房来。让她大为吃惊的是，可怜的老头正坐在地板上，牙关紧咬，右手滴血不止。
Chaude and Cold
A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."
"But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."
"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C."
"Of course," said the manager, "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."
热与冷
蒙特利尔自助餐厅的一位顾客拧开盥洗室的龙头，结果被水烫伤了。“这太可恶了，”他抱怨道，“标着C的龙头流出的是开水。”
“可是，先生，C代表Chaude－法语里代表‘热’。如果您居住在蒙特利尔的话就得知道这一点。”
“等等，”那位顾客咆哮一声，“另外一个龙头同样标的是C。”
“当然，”经理说道：“它代表冷。毕竟，蒙特利尔是个双语城市。”
Imitate Birds
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the procer.
"Imitate birds," the man said.
"Are you kidding?" answered the procer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
模仿鸟儿
一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢？”负责人问。
“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。
“你在开玩笑吧？”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”
“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。
How Did You Ever Get Here
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."
The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"
"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."
你是怎样来的？
一个冬天的早晨，一名雇员解释他为什么迟到了四十五分钟才起来上班。“外面太滑了，我每向前迈一步，就要向后退两步。”
老板狐疑地看着他。“噢，是吗？那你是怎样到这里来的？”
“后来我决定放弃，”他说，“然后我就往家里走。”
Keep the Change
Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.
I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. "Keep the change," he said.
零钱不用找了
在教堂的义卖市上卖旧书时，我与一名准备买东西的顾客发生了一场争论。他对购买袖珍奥金.纳什集颇感兴趣，但是说它要三十五美分开价过高。其它的平装书每本才卖十或十五美分。
我指出这本书保存状况颇好，纳什是个有趣的诗人，这个要价是合理的。他说这是个原则问题。最终，我同意以十五美分的价格将这本书卖给他。他得意洋洋，拿出一张十美元的票子付帐。“零钱不用找了。”他说。
Midway Tactics
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".
中间战术
三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条林荫道上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。
右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”
左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。
Best Reward
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd chuck me in."
最好的奖赏
一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问如何都能酬谢他。
“最好的办法，长官，”这名水手说，“是别声张这事。如果其他人知道我救了您，他们会把我扔下去的。”
A Mistake
An Amercian, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peterexplained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was huggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
搞错了
一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。”
“成交!”美国人说。立刻，他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。
“其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。
“我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。”
Imitation
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."
Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.
"That's because it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it."
模 仿
一个男孩放学回家时，觉得肚子痛。“来，坐下，吃点点心，”妈妈说，“你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西就会好的。”
一会儿，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，说是头痛。
“你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的，”他那聪明的儿子说，“里面装点东西，就会好的。”
Bedtime Prayers
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."
Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"
And Julie replyed, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"
睡前祷告词
朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“上帝，求求你，”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”
妈妈打断她的话说：“朱莉叶，为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢？”
朱莉叶回答道：“因为我在地理考卷上是这样写的。”
A Fine Match
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."
The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.
Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!
势均力敌
有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的厨房地板上窜过。她很害怕老鼠，所以她冲出屋子，搭上了公共汽车直奔商店。在那儿，她买了一只老鼠夹。店主告诉她：“放点奶酪在里面，很快你就会逮住那只老鼠的。”
这位女士带着鼠夹回到家里，但她没有在碗橱里找到奶酪。她不想再回到商店里去，因为已经很晚了。于是，她就从一份杂志中剪下一幅奶酪的图片放进了夹子。
令人称奇的是，这画有奶酪的图片竟然奏效了!第二天早上，这位女士下楼到厨房时，发现鼠夹里奶酪图片旁有一张画有老鼠的图片!
Class and Ass
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."
A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".
Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the "l".
班和笨驴
格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知：“劳里教授今天不见他的班级。”
一个学生读了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”(lass：姑娘)。
后来劳里教授来了，也想开开玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”(ass：笨驴)。
⑺ 帮我出一份 初一英语第一学期期末考试试卷 急！
我只想好一题~~你可以跟别人出的试卷拼在一起.sorry啊
假如你是王明，你的朋友小刘最近遇到了点麻烦，他的外国朋友Mike要来中国访问他，可是小刘又不会说英语，且恰巧Mike也不会说汉语请你帮他们当下翻译员吧。
Mike:Good morning, Mr.Liu!
王明：____________________
小刘：你好，Mike
王明：____________________
Mike:What are you going to do today？
王明：____________________
小刘：我要去超市购物。你愿意和我一起去吗？
王明：____________________
Mike:Yes, of course. Let's go.
王明：____________________
（三人来到超市）
Mike:Wow, there are so many things here. What would you like to buy?
王明：____________________
小刘：我想买一些食物和一些衣服。
王明：____________________
Mike:What food do you like to eat?
王明：____________________
小刘：我喜欢吃蔬菜、肉和水果。
王明：____________________
Mike:I like them too. They give us energy and they are heathy.
王明：____________________
（三人买好食物）
Mike:Look! That white cotton T-shirt is very nice. Isn't it?
王明：____________________
小刘：是的，我想他和我的裤子十分相配。
王明：____________________
Mike:Yes. That's right.
王明：____________________
小刘：我们就买这件T恤衫了。
王明：____________________
Mike:OK.
王明：____________________
小刘：王明，今天真是谢谢你了！
王明：没什么，都是朋友，应该。
Mike: Thank you, Mr.Wang.
王明：____________________
⑻ 谁英语好，求翻译
好啦，你看看可以不？希望可以帮到你哦！
第一篇
伊朗人在春天的第一天庆祝新年！伊朗的新年是Noruz(这个词我查不到是啥啊意思)，在美奶奶的3月21这一天。
伊朗人用小麦或者扁豆装饰他们的房子，他们觉得这些东西可以使他们在来年变得富有。这些物品必须放在屋子里13天，然后人们会把他们扔进河里。
他们在新年前打扫屋子，为自和家人自制衣服湖综合直接买。
在每一个家庭里，人们会做一个特殊的桌子，上面有七样物品，这些物品必须都字母“s”开头，
。桌子上的其他物品包括一碗彩蛋，蜡烛，一面镜子，一碗玫瑰香水。在新年之桌上，他们还会放一本复印的Koran(古兰经)。
在新年这一天，人们会去看望亲戚，祝愿他们新年快乐，他们互相赠送鸡蛋作为新年礼物，这意味着新生开始！年长者给年轻的一个著名的名为aidi的银币或者金币，随后，大家就坐在一起开始享用美味的食物。
这个是第二页的
你知道一片落叶如何以及为什么会变色吗？首先我们得理解什么是树叶以及它们在干什么。
叶子是世界的食物工厂。植物通过根部从大地中汲取水分，从空气中吸收二氧化碳。植物在太阳光的作用下把水和二氧化碳转化为一种糖类——葡萄糖。植物把它当做食物，吸取能量，茁壮成长。
叶子中的一种化学物质叶绿素是植物保持绿色，当夏天过去，秋天带来之际，白天越来越短，树“知道”该开始为冬天做准备了。
冬天的时候，因为没有足够的阳光和水分，树开始休息，它们靠夏天储存的食物过冬。它们关闭了食物制造工厂。当树叶里绿色的叶绿素消失不见时，我们就开始看到黄色和橙黄色的叶子。
我们看到的亮红色和紫色的树叶大多是在秋天里。对于有些树，像是枫树，太阳光和秋天的寒夜使得叶子里的葡萄糖变成红色。所以在秋天里，我们可以欣赏美丽的红叶。
第三篇
从前，有一个脾气很坏的男孩.他的爸爸给了他一些钉子，告诉他，每次发脾气或者跟人吵架的时候，就在院子的篱笆上钉一根。
第一天，男孩钉了37根钉子。后面的几天他学会了控制自己的脾气，每天钉的钉子也逐渐减少了。他发现，控制自己的脾气，实际上比钉钉子要容易的多。
终于有一天，他一根钉子都没有钉，他高兴的把这件事告诉了爸爸。爸爸说："从今以后，如果你一天都没有发脾气，就可以在这天拔掉一根钉子." 日子一天一天过去，最后，钉子全被拔光了。
爸爸带他来到篱笆边上，对他说："儿子，你做得很好，可是看看篱笆上的钉子洞，这些洞永远也不可能恢复了。就象你和一个人吵架，说了些难听的话，你就在他心里留下了一个伤口，像这个钉子洞一样。"插一把刀子在一个人的身体里，再拔出来，伤口就难以愈合了。无论你怎么道歉，伤口总是在那儿。
第四篇
一些孩子不喜欢团队活动。他们曾经参加过团队活动却玩的不开心。也许是因为所有的孩子都很明白他们在做什么，而你不太确定。或者是因为你不喜欢这种游戏带来的压力。你知道一个对胜利意味着另一队的失败。有时一个队里的孩子因为胜利太兴奋就回去责怪出错的的队员，这无疑是一大压力。
但是，是人都会犯错的，我们不应该因此而去责怪他人，给孩子施加太大压力。如果在游戏时，他们不太确定自己该做什么，孩子也许会因为游戏而倍感压力。
但是团队运动本身是好的，当孩子们朝着共同目标努力时，他们会逐渐提高自身技巧，理解团队精神。如果你曾有糟糕的团队经历，也许是时候尝试一下新的团队或者团体活动了！
⑼ 《钉子》短文阅读
1.过于急性反而不能达到目的
2(1)主要写了一个商人由于没有给马加钉子，装铁而导致最后步行回家。
（2）想告诉我们做事情不能拖拖拉拉，问题要想办法补救，可以防止继续受损失。
⑽ 求关于民航方面的英语阅读理解题包括答案！！！
空乘英文面试的技巧:
技巧一：注意英语时态的变化运用
应聘者在参加英语面试前大都作过充分的语言知识的准备与练习。那么在众多的英语语法规则中为什么要单独强调时态的运用呢？其一是因为由于和汉语的表达习惯不同，这是一个口语中极其常见的错误。但同时来说，时态又是比较基本的语法点，一旦用错，会让面试官对面试者的英语能力产生质疑。其二是因为在面试过程中，往往会涉及到很多关于个人经历，教育背景，工作经验，职业规划等方面的问题，因此在表述某件事情或是某个想法的时候，一定要注意配合正确的时态，否则就会造成差之毫厘，失之千里的后果。
技巧二：尊重个人及文化差异
任何面试都带有一定程度的主观性。也就是说面试官是否欣赏你也可能成为最后的决定性因素。因此在英语面试的过程中，应当尽量避免由于对英语语言的驾驭能力不足，而引发的不敬甚至冒犯。
具体而言，主要有两种做法要特别注意避免。首先是要避免使用过于生僻的单词，或是地方俚语之类接受群体相对比较小的表达方式。因为这种表达方式很有可能造成听者的困惑与曲解。
其次则是要避免过多，过于主观地谈及宗教文化或时事政治方面的问题。不少面试者出于第一项提到的急于展示英语水平的目的，或是想给面试官留下深刻印象的目的，常常会犯这个错误。
技巧三：以英语为载体，展示工作才能
与英语考试的口试不同，面试人员通常是由航空公司的人事主管，空乘部门主管或公司高层组成，他们更关心和器重的是你的专业知识和工作能力，而英语此时只是一种交流工具，或者说是你要展示的众多技能中的一种，因此要切忌为说英语而说英语，有些人就怕自己的英语减分，为了希望给面试官留下英语水平高的印象，常常会大量的使用事先准备好的花哨的词汇及句式，而真正针对面试官所提问题的、与工作有关的个人见解却很少。最后除了得到一句英语不错的夸奖之外，恐怕很难有理想的收获。
中英文范例1:
尊敬的各位评委：
我是**号选手**，我来自******。中原自古多才俊，在这块人才辈出的热土上，涌现出了诸如兰空飞行员李剑英等天之骄子。如今，在**一中受到了三年优秀教育的我，虽不能像李剑英那样架雄鹰搏击长空，可为了胸中那不灭的翱翔蓝天的渴望，为了不辜负我 1米68的身高，不辜负五官端正、举止端庄、极具亲和力的面容，我希望能通过自己的努力成为一名空乘人员，工作在蓝天白云间，仰观宇宙云卷云舒，俯看祖国大好河山。
空乘，一直是一个单纯女孩傻傻的梦想，美丽，浪漫，与白云为伴，蓝天上的天使，是我对它的理解。也许，我不像天使那样美丽，但我会发自内心地以乘客至上，乘客才是我的天使。我会关心别人的感受，躬下身子，学会倾听，学会沟通，学会服务，学会微笑，学会享受飞翔带给自己和他人的快乐。
也许，我还稚嫩，但我会努力，也希望从你们这里得到一次让梦想飞翔的机会。我相信，当梦想被赐予一双翅膀，飞翔再也不是一种渴望，我要飞向那远方，跨越那大海高山白云蓝天世界。我知道我要的那种幸福就在那片更高的天空，我要飞翔，我要阳光，我要飞得更高。
中英文范例2:
有这样一个女孩，喜欢做梦喜欢幻想，他经常梦到飞翔，梦到银河，回味那梦境，回味那美好，希望自己有一天真的能够触摸蓝天，被白云环绕。
这个女孩就是我，今年18岁，射手座，有开朗的性格，身高1.65米，体重有些不合格，在高三这样的特殊时期已不是当年那个窈窕的我，我一定会恢复完美的身材，希望老师能理解。还有最重要的一点，我有像幼儿园阿姨一样可爱的脸。
一些有关报名，面试的热门问题：
1．分组讨论的题目是什么呀？一般让说什么呀？还能找到答案 ？
“如过有一个外国朋友来中国，请介绍最能代表中国特色的三件东西。”其他组还有“请说出当今社会青少年所存在的三个问题”，还有其他组的就不知道了。反正差不多就这样。答案肯定能找到，但不是固定的答案，主要还是看讨论的过程。
2。如果遇到特能说的我们是不是应该礼貌的打断他们？不打断是不是就是没有团队精神？
不管礼不礼貌，都不要打断。团队精神不是从打不打断看的。如果你发现某个人霸住话柄不放，而且停顿的时间很短，你根本无法发言，不要去打断，你可以微笑的听他讲，时而点头表示认同，时而微笑也许因为说到一些有趣的地方，同时你要观察周围的人，是否有人也想发言，这个时候，你就应该在话霸说累的时候或停顿的时候让牺牲自己说话的机会，而让想说话的人发言，比如：你可以说：我觉得某某想要发表意见。或者，某某，你还有什么看法？这样整个讨论过程中你虽话不多，但是却引起考官的注意了。如果实在插不上话，你可以拿张纸那支笔，把话霸的要点记下来，时间快到的时候，考官会问谁能做下总结把答案说一下的时候，你就可以发挥了。
3。我觉的分组讨论这个特别的难因为遇到什么样的真是没有把握，一般来讲刚开始怎么开始呢？
一般来讲，一开始，考官先让做自我介绍，介绍完了，才会把讨论的题目告诉大家。个人觉得，一开始讨论的时候最好让别人先发言，先观察观察动静。还有要注意的地方就是，作自我介绍还是小组讨论，别人说过的观点要记住，最好能够引证，这样就算话不多，但也能证明你确实在听，在尊重别人。比如说，你可以说：“啊，刚才某某说的我很赞同”，或者“我的兴趣爱好和刚才两位一样，以后我们就一起。。。”
4。笔试的阅读理解是关于什么的，是关于他们国家的吗？
不是关于他们国家的。不知道以后怎么样，反正这次的是一个采访对话，被采访者在说乘飞机的感受。还有就是一个人在叙述一件事，让你判断这是在解释还是在抱怨。还有文章中会有一些生词被划了下划线，意思也给出了，但没有指明哪个解释是哪个词，让你自己搭配。笔试内容可能各批之间有所不同。
5。短文让写多少字，题目是什么？
短文没有规定字数，但是考官说如果想要把题目写清楚，最起码也要把一面纸写满，甚至写到纸的背面。大概300多字吧。题目给了好几个，让你选一个写。就是让你写生活中曾经碰到的一些难处及如何处理，这类的话题。
6。招聘或面试资格（年龄，学历，工作经验）
要知道自己是否符合招聘条件，最简单的方法就是看索要投靠公司的招聘广告所要求些什么。
1）年龄
对于ek来说，年龄一般要满21岁，所以未到的不要在帖子里问20岁可不可以，或者马上就要21岁生日了可不可以报名的问题。考ek年龄没有上限，30岁，40岁，觉得自己身体吃得消，喜欢这份工作都可以报考阿，不要说什么自己年龄大，超过30岁要不要紧之类的话，这其实也是外航比民航人性化的一点。
2）学历
一般大专或本科毕业都可以，具体要看招聘广告说什么。如果是空乘专业毕业，不知道该划分为哪种学历毕业，就不妨投简历一试罗，不伤时间也不伤精力。如果是正在读本科或将毕业的，就等到完全毕业后，拿到证书在投考ek吧。虽然国内很多高校最后一学期基本上就像毕业了，只差拿证书，但是没拿证书就是还没有学历证明，还是等于没有毕业。所以不要急着投简历。你大学还没毕业，说明还年轻，有大把时间，而且ek以后一定会经常来中国招crew的，所以到时再参加ek面试也不迟。如果真的很想参加面试，或有相关培训经验的，（如空乘专业）建议给外航打电话咨询。
3）工作经验
eek对工作经验的要求不高，但是有相关服务行业的经验当然比没好，但不一定就比没经验的人优先录取。主要还是看你的面试表现，还有进入final后，2考官对你的面谈，你如何发挥自己的个人光彩来决定。
7。有关212cm摸高
212摸高是单手，可踮脚，但不能跳。一触即可，不用保持在那里
8。面试要不要化妆？冬季面试的要不要穿套装？
面试化妆是一定的（女孩子），但切记浓妆艳抹。头发扎起或盘起适宜。要使自己显得精神活泼。职业套装，深色适宜。冬季面试的jms可以在外面套棉大衣，面试时房间内都有空调，所以不用担心穿单薄的套装会冷。鞋子是深色皮鞋，不能露出脚趾和脚跟，鞋跟不宜太高。关于面试着装要点，可以从网络搜索，一定会发现意想不到的tips的。
服装: 正式得体. 最简单就是成套的职业装----裙装和裤装有什么区别吗?没有!!!不必在这个问题上浪费你的时间精力.本来ek的制服就是有裙有裤的.至于颜色,为了显得正式稳重,个人觉得深色较好,不求出众,只求不出错.千万不要花里胡哨出错.
关于照片着装，想在此再次重申一下，既然是面试工作的照片，那就要以正装为要求，除非招聘公司说要生活照照片。露齿不露齿，笑不笑，什么背景，什么发型，刚才说了，是应聘工作，而且这份工作是空乘，有其特定之处，首先照片要有亲和力，所以当然是要笑，露齿太多不端庄，不露齿优惠县的笑容僵硬，所以就露一点点罗，还有要根据自己的脸型和气质来决定露齿笑好还是不露齿。背景什么颜色不是重点，但是想想common sence，多数场合还是用蓝色和白色背景，这样比较standard。还有着装和发型等等，空乘不像其他的office工作只要穿职业装或正装，cc工作每时每刻都要穿制服，面试的时候没有制服，那当然就是以正装代替罗，拍照也是。发型，女孩子还是希望盘发，实在盘得不好看，或者头发短的话，就扎马尾。不过仔细想一下，如果盘不来发或盘得不好，面试还可以不盘，但是录取后工作的时候呢。所以现在开始practice吧
关于照片的说明？
----照片白底篮底都可以，双手自然垂两边，双脚正立。可以看到双脚（意思是不要做钉子步遮住一个脚）裙子要正好到膝盖但不超过膝盖（意思就是露出膝盖的）。注意：不能数码照。底色是从头到尾都是白或者蓝的。
鞋子,也是简单大方为原则.普普通通的就好
女生一定要化淡妆,并不是要把自己化得多漂亮,而是表示一种尊重,,.实在没经验的女生,可以打个肤底让肤色均匀一些,扫一点点腮红,眉毛稍微描一下,睫毛膏其实挺重要,因为会显得双眼有神,但实在不会化弄成熊猫眼的话还不如省了.口红一定要有(最好不要用那种特别亮的唇彩).
切记: 宜淡不宜浓. 不要弄巧成拙.
发型: 盘起来或者扎起来比较好.不要批散着.想想看在飞机上遇到的空姐有批头散发的吗?前留海处有较多短碎发的,适当用点发胶什么的固定一下,要整洁.
香水: 如果要用的话,一定别太浓.
面试的着装，化装，发型，及所递送照片可参照以下