简短趣味英语阅读

A. 初中科普英语趣味阅读百篇的中文翻译

第来38篇：Jenna盘坐在一条腿上画了源25分钟画，铃响时站起来就觉得特神~ 感觉不到腿了
(就是压麻了呗)

如果这发生在你身上，你就短时间对脚丧失知觉了~，或者觉得特沉，要么就是有“刺痛”，可是这都是为啥呢~？

很多人都觉得这是因为切断了对脚的供血，但是实际上应该归咎于神经。神经就像贯通你全身的线，从大脑到身体传送信号。当你坐脚上的时候，就会压迫该区域的神经。这样神经就不能向大脑正常传输信号了，也就是说这时候连接就中断了，就觉不出来啥了~ 基本类似于你跟哥们打电话，结果你哥们已经挂了，你大脑还喊“喂”呢，可是你的脚已经不能回应了

你站起来或者把腿伸直之后，神经就不受到压迫了，这样很快你就又能感觉到自己的脚了。可能会有一些刺痛，针扎的感觉。不过一般几秒之后就连接就恢复了，而且这样不会伤害你的身体。

1. tucked 这应该是盘腿，然后坐在腿上。
2. pins and needles 就是有针刺感
3. cut off 切断
4. nerves 神经
5. blame 归咎
6. wires 线
7. forth 向前
8. compress 压迫
9. connection 连接

B. 英语趣味小短文（带翻译）

1、Cat and Mice 猫和老鼠

Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small boxwith holes punched in the top.

"What's in your box?" asked the friend.

"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've beendreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catchthem."

"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.

"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.

布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。“盒子里装的是什么？”朋友问道。“一只小猫，”布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。

2、I think that I'm a chicken 我是一只鸡

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

精神病医师：你哪里不舒服？

病人：我认为我是一只鸡。

精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的？

病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始的。

3、I Am Acting Like a Lady 我要表现得像位女士

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast DepartmentStore, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soonfound himself being battered by frantic women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and armsflailing, he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't youact like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like agentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是，没过多久，他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。

他竭力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。

“你干嘛？”有人尖声叫道，“你难道不能表现得像位绅士吗？”

“听着，”他说，“我过去一小时一直表现得像一位绅士。从现在起，我要表现得像位女士。”

4、The Broom Seller and the Barber 卖扫帚的人和理发师

A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. Thebarber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for theprice of it.

"Two pence," said the man.

"No, no," said the barber, "I will give you a penny,and if you do not think that enough, you may take your broom again."

The man took it, and asked what he had to pay for his shave.

"A penny." said the barber.

"I will give you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, youmay put my beard on again."

一个卖扫帚的人去一家理发店修面。理发师向他买了一把扫帚。当理发师给他修完面后，问了一下扫帚的价钱。

卖扫帚的人说：“两便士。”

“不，不。”理发师说，“我只出一便士。如果你认为不够的话，可以把扫帚拿回去。”

卖扫帚的人取回了扫帚，随后问修面要付多少钱。

卖扫帚的人说：“我只能给你半个便士，如果你认为不够的话，你可以把胡子再替我装上。”

5、Want a Day Off 想请一天假

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office."Boss," he says, "We're doing some heavy house-cleaning at hometomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, movingand hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith," the bossreplies. "I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss,"says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"

一天，史密斯去见他的客户部领导。“老板，”斯密斯说，“我们家明天要大搞清洁，我老婆需要我回去帮忙清洁阁楼和车库，搬搬挪挪什么的。”“斯密斯啊，你也知道，我们现在人手已经不够了。”老板说，“明天的假我是没法给你批了”。“多谢老板，”史密斯说，“我果然没信错人。”

6、I Lost 我输了

It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came tothe hostess to apologize for his lateness.

“So good of you to come, Mr. Jones, and where isyour brother?”

“You see we're very busy in the office and only oneof us could come, so we tossed up for it.”

“How nice! And so original, too! And you won?”

“No,” said the young man absently, “I lost.”

五点钟，下午茶的时间，一个年轻人因为迟到向女主人致歉。

“您能来可真好，琼斯先生，您的兄弟在哪儿呢？”

“您知道我们公司很忙，我们俩只能来一个，所以就掷币来决定由谁来。”

“太有意思了！还那么有创意！那您赢了？”

“不，”年轻人心不在焉地说，“我输了。”

7、The Old Cat 老猫

An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old.One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years,and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old,but remember what good work the old did when they were young."

一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。

8、There Good Friends 三个好朋友

One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can’t swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can’t help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant’s home. Then, three of them become good friends。

一天，一只猴子在河边骑车。这时他看见树下有一只狮子，狮子向他跑来。他非常的害怕，掉进河里。他不会游泳，大叫起来。兔子听见了，跳进水里，但他却没有办法救猴子。幸运的是，一只大象过来了。大象非常强壮，救出了兔子和猴子。他们来到大象的家，在那里吃了一顿大餐。从此他们成了好朋友。

C. 英语趣味性小短文

呵呵小朋友，我给你一个吧，不难的，很适合你，是一篇小笑话

A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please."
"Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said.
"When will they be ready?" the man asked.
"I'm a bit busy, but they'll be ready for you on Thursday." he said.
That's fine," the man said, and left the shop.
The next morning he received a letter, offering him a job in another country. Within 24 hours he was on an airplane to his new job.
Twenty years passed and he returned to his hometown.
He remembered his shoes.
"They were a good pair of shoes," he thought. "I wonder if the shoemaker is still there and still has them. I'll go and see.扰He was pleased to see that the shoemaker was still in the same shop ,although he was an old man by now.
"Good morning," he said to him. "Twenty years ago, I brought in a pair of shoes to be repaired. Do you think you've still got them?"
"Name?" the old shoemaker asked.
"Smith," the man said.
"I'll go and see. They may be out back.
The shoemaker went out to the back of his shop -and a few minutes later returned ,carrying the pair of shoes.
"Here we are," he said. "One pair of brown shoes to be repaired. I'm a bit busy now, but they'll probably be ready on Thursday."

以下是翻译：

一个男人带了一双鞋子去修鞋店，他对补鞋者说：“请帮我把这双鞋子补好吧。”

“当然可以，先生。”补鞋者答到。

“你什么时候可以修好呢？”男人问到。

“我现在有点忙，不过可以确保周四帮你补好。”

“嗯，很好！”说完，那个男人就离开了。

第二天早晨，那个男人收到了一封给他在另一个国家提供工作的信。在24小时内他就已经登上了去工作地的航班上。

二十年之后，他回到了自己的家乡。

他想起了自己的那双鞋子。

“那是一双很好的鞋子”，他脑海里想着，“我想那个补鞋者还会不会在那里，并且还保存着那双鞋子呢？我得去看看。”他到那以后，高兴地发现那位补鞋者还在同一个补鞋店里，只不过，到了现在他已经是位白发苍苍的老人了。

“早上好！”他对那位补鞋者说，“二十年前，我带着一双鞋子来您这里补，请问那双鞋子还在您这里吗？”

“你的名字是？”老补鞋者问道。

“史密斯。”男人回答。

“我去找找看，也许它还在我房后的储存室里。”

那位补鞋者进到了他商店的后头，过了几分钟他出来了，并带着一双鞋子。

“鞋在这呢！”，老补鞋者说道，“一双棕色的鞋子待补，但是，我现在有点忙，或许我只能在这个周四帮你补好了。”

D. 急需英语趣味小故事(字数小于100)

But the teacher cried

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

可是老师哭了

六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。

约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？”

“哭？”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”

E. 趣味英语小短文（初一版）

One night a hotel caught fire,and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
“Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don’t think of money when they’re afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire,the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”
“You don’t know my work,” said the other．
“What is your work?”
“I’m a policeman.
“Oh!” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman．
“I’m a writer． I’m always telling stories about things that never happened．”

F. 英语趣味小短文

There was a young flower in the desert where all was dry and sad looking…… It was growing by itself…… enjoying every day…… and saying to the sun "When shall I be grown up?" And the sun would say "Be patient - Each time I touch you, you grow a little……" She was so pleased. Because she would have a chance to bring beauty to this corner of sand…… And this is all she wanted to do - bring a little bit of beauty to this world.

遍地干旱、满目悲凉的沙漠中有朵小花,她独自生长在那里,享受着每一天……她问太阳公公“我什么时候才能长大?”太阳公公总是说“要有耐心—— 我每次抚摸你,你都会长大一点……”小花好开心啊,因为她也有机会为沙漠的一隅增添美丽了……这是她毕生的心愿—— 为这个世界增添一丝美丽.

G. 一篇有趣的英语阅读，有兴趣的可以试一下

噢 还有就是，我现在学的ABC天卞口语的导师要我明白 其实想学会英语应该是不费力地~绝对具有适宜的学习情境和练习口语对象，这取决于外教资质，口语纯正才是最好 保持经常口语交流，1对1个性化学习就有.好.的学习效果 完成课堂后记得重听课堂音频，帮助加强记忆！如果真的无口语交谈的人的情况 只能上听力室或沪江获取课外学习资料研习 多用耳听、眼观、嘴动、脑想 很快的口语能力会提高起来，学习效果肯定会快速显着的 My hobby My hobby is colorful. I always read in the morning. I tnk reading is interesting. I can get a lot of ledge from books. I like listening to English at noon. I tnk English is important and interesting. Sometimes I listen to popular music. Because music can relax myself. I often play basketball with my classmates after school. I tnk playing basketball is good for our health. It can get on with my friends. I like playing the piano very much. I practice playing the piano in the evening. Then I finish my homework. I am busy every day and I am very happy.

H. 初中科普英语趣味阅读百篇

Jenna盘坐在复一条腿上画了25分钟画，铃制响时站起来就觉得特神~ 感觉不到腿了
(就是压麻了呗)

如果这发生在你身上，你就短时间对脚丧失知觉了~，或者觉得特沉，要么就是有“刺痛”，可是这都是为啥呢~？

很多人都觉得这是因为切断了对脚的供血，但是实际上应该归咎于神经。神经就像贯通你全身的线，从大脑到身体传送信号。当你坐脚上的时候，就会压迫该区域的神经。这样神经就不能向大脑正常传输信号了，也就是说这时候连接就中断了，就觉不出来啥了~ 基本类似于你跟哥们打电话，结果你哥们已经挂了，你大脑还喊“喂”呢，可是你的脚已经不能回应了

你站起来或者把腿伸直之后，神经就不受到压迫了，这样很快你就又能感觉到自己的脚了。可能会有一些刺痛，针扎的感觉。不过一般几秒之后就连接就恢复了，而且这样不会伤害你的身体。

1. tucked 这应该是盘腿，然后坐在腿上。
2. pins and needles 就是有针刺感
3. cut off 切断
4. nerves 神经
5. blame 归咎
6. wires 线
7. forth 向前
8. compress 压迫
9. connection 连接

I. 趣味英语阅读题

跳水皇后：伏明霞。