大学体验英语3听力音频

1. 大学体验英语听说教程3听力材料

大学英语听说教程III听力原文(Unit10)
2005-4-8
UNIT 10
Part B
Text 1
How to Get a Laugh
Gene Perret has been a joke writer for twenty years and has taken hundreds of flights. So he was only half listening when the air steward began going over the safety instructions. Suddenly Perret's ears stood up. 'There may be 50 ways to leave your lover,' the steward said, 'but there are only five ways to leave this airplane.' And then he added: 'Please return your seat to its upright and most uncomfortable position. Later you may lean back and break the knees of the passenger behind
you. '
Perret uses the air steward story to make a serious point: humor can catch someone's attention and get a message across. 'Some people can't tell a joke to save their lives,' says Perret, 'but everyone can learn to use humor effectively. The secret is developing your own style, learning a few tricks and taking the time to practice.'
The first step Perret recommends is to build up a “ collection”. Note down 25 jokes or stories that you find funny. Then work out whether you are better with stories or one-liners. Don't try to be what you're not. 'Matching people with the wrong material is like teaching a pig to sing,' Perret says. “It not only wastes your time, it annoys the pig.”
Look out for humor on a regular basis, not just before you intend to use it. Joke books are OK, but Perret suggests looking for material from your own experience. He tells a story about helping his little daughter prepare to perform a poem at her school. When he offered to write one for her, she said, “No, Dad, this is in front of the whole school. I'd rather it was good.” Nothing makes people feel more comfortable than self-critical humor.
Material should also fit the audience. 'The more humor fits a particular situation, the funnier it is,' Perret says. But Perret advises people to forget the idea that a speech should open and close with a joke. When a closing joke falls flat, it is almost impossible to recover.
Text 2
You're Under Arrest!
Fritz Kreisler, a world-famous Austrian-born American violinist, was once in Hamburg, Germany, waiting for a boat to take him to London, where he was to give a concert the following evening. With an hour until sailing time, he decided to stop and browse for a few minutes in a music shop he had noticed earlier in the day while roaming the streets of the city. In his comfortable old clothes for travel, he would have been difficult to recognize, except for the violin he carried under his arm.
When he entered the music shop the owner asked to see his violin. He examined it closely, and then disappeared. A few minutes later, he returned, accompanied by two policemen.
"You're under arrest," one of the policemen told Kreisler.
"Under arrest? What for?"
"You have Fritz Kreisler's violin."
"Of course I do. I am Fritz Kreisler."
"You Fritz Kreisler in those shabby clothes?" jeered the policeman. "You phony! You're no more Fritz Kreisler than I am. You're nothing but a crook who has stolen Kreisler's violin. Come with us to the station." He began to tug at the violinist's arm.
Kreisler's boat would sail within the hour, and there was no time to dawdle. The violinist hadto think fast.
Looking around he saw a record player in the shop. "Do you have any of Kreisler recordings?" he asked the proprietor.
Luckily, one was handy."The Old Refrain", and the man put the recording on the machine.
When the recording ended, Kreisler picked up his violin and played the same number. "Now are you satisfied?" he asked.
The red-faced proprietor and the two policemen began to apologize as Kreisler rushed from the shop and headed for his ship.
Part C
A Hectic Monday Morning
It was a hectic Monday morning. Everyone at our 1)employment agency was busy working on the 2) job-matching program. Suddenly the computers in our office 3) broke down. And we couldn't run the program which we knew was 4)essential /to the counselors and their clients; As the 'down' time went from minutes to half an hour and to an hour, we were all 5) frustrated.
'Look,' shouted a colleague of mine, pointing at the screens. 6) There on the terminal screens appeared a single sentence typed in by an annoyed counselor. It read: 'May the fleas of a thousand camels spread all over your circuit box!' 7) Before the laughter in the office could die down, the computers blinked and went back into action.
We were all amazed. 8) It seemed that the power of the Middle East extended far beyond the oil fields.
Part D
The Blonde and the Lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asked her if she would like to play a fun game with him.
The blonde, tired, just wanted to take a nap. She politely declined and rolled over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persisted and explained that the game was easy and a lot of fun. He explained, "I'11 ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa." Again, she declined and tried to get some sleep. The lawyer, now anxious and nervous, said, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."
This caught the blonde's attention and as she figured there would be no end to this torment unless she played, she agreed to the game.
The lawyer asked the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" Without saying a word, the blonde reached into her purse, pulled out a $5 bill and handed it to the lawyer.
"OK," said the lawyer, "your turn." She asked the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, took out his laptop computer and searched all his references, no answer. He searched the Internet and the Library of Congress, still no answer. Frustrated, he sent e-mails to all his friends and co-workers, to no avail. After an hour, he woke up the blonde, and handed her $500. "Thank you," the blonde said and turned back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who was a bit angry, woke her up again and asked, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reached into her purse, handed the lawyer $5, and went back to sleep,

2. 大学体验英语综合教程听力下载地址

体验英语书的后面有光盘，你可以用它来听力的，有原文朗读

3. 大学体验英语视听说教程3听力录音，发我邮箱[email protected],多谢！

很不好意思，虽然大学的专业是英语，不过我没有学过大学体验英语视听说。我学的视听说的教程是走遍美国。不好意思帮不了你啦。

4. 急求！！！哪有《大学体验英语 听说教程3》的听力材料

http://www2.scut.e.cn/scuttefl/flernet/jingpinke/xuexiyuandi/jiaocai.htm

我刚试过，所有链接都可以打开，wma音频文件还可以下载。
我帮你复制听说教程专3的页面网属址下来，你看看可以连接吗？
http://202.38.193.225/xpenglish/book3listen/listenspeak3.htm

再试一下？

5. 求大学体验英语综合教程3（第三版）的lead in 部分的mp3音频，没有光驱读不了光盘

6. 哪里可以下载《大学体验英语》综合教程的课文录音啊

http://blog.xunlei.com/web/category.html?uin=guyuexuan1&category_id=553&cid=
这里有好多，不知道你要哪一回个。答

7. 大学体验英语扩展教程3-4音频

你好，【persistence】 很高兴为你答疑解惑！ 最近很多网友问过我同样的问题， 现在我讲英语中的学习方法总结如下： 【persistence 版权所有】 学好英语是没有捷径的，要的努力勤奋，要每天学习单词和语法，英语水平好比一座楼房，语法是盖楼房的砖瓦，而单词就是装饰楼房的装饰品。学好英语离不开听说读写，每天都要朗读英语，每天都要跟读英语磁带，每天都要在生活当中运用英语，每天都要用英语写日记。还有一个就是环境，可以找一些有外国人的英语角或者英语沙龙，去那里对话，锻炼自己的发音，胆量，自信，感受说英语的那个氛围总之，学好英语就是一句话，多说多听多写多练多背多用 以下是摘自网络上的学习英语的方法： 1.收听英语气象报告 【persistence 版权所有】 2.收听英语气象报告 3.善用录音带锻炼听说能力 4.听正常语速的英语，才能加速听力的进步 5.从电视，电影中学习英语 6.和朋友表演影片情节 7.和朋友表演影片情节 8.唱歌学英语 【persistence 版权所有】 9.特别注意英文没有的发音 10.背诵名人演说词，找机会复诵出来 楼主你好， 11.用英语绕口令克服发音的缺点 12.多记一些幽默笑话，准备随时应用 13.听英语时，口中跟着复诵 14.练习朗读，好处多多 15.练习朗读时要从后面往前推演 16.朗读长句时，可在“词组”之间稍做停顿 17.为了兴趣而阅读 18.精读和泛读并行 19.阅读英文报刊杂志 【persistence 版权所有】 20.暂时忘掉字典 21.查字典之前，要猜猜看 22.查字典不要只看词义 23.多查几本字典，互相印证，互为补充 24.读的出，才能记得牢 25.字典查过之后，暂时别合起来 26.要培养英语的语感，请用英英字典 27.利用前缀和后缀扩充词汇 28.留心英文的词汇搭配 29.把被动词汇转变为主动词汇 30.用自由联想法复习学过的单词 31.利用生活中的小插曲或社会上的偶发事件学习英文 32.累积实用的佳句，整理制作成卡片 【persistence 版权所有】 33.把当天发生的事情，用英语写成日记 34.用英文写阅读摘要 35.把生活体验写成英文作文，或做口头发表 36.随时用英文思考，用英文记录 37.不必对自己苛求完美 38.发挥创意，多做尝试 【persistence 版权所有】 最后我想送你一句话，学习英语不求速成： Noboday can be proficent in English in one day !（欲速则不达） 【persistence All rights reserved】 本帖原创请勿抄袭，违者提交管理员处理！

8. 求《大学体验英语综合教程第三版3》的课文音频和课后英语单词音频

56、送元二使安西 王维

9. 大学体验英语听说教程3最后两篇听力Test 1和Test 2

TEST1 PART1 1～20 bdacc dacdb caabc baddb TEST1 PART2 1～20 make me take out not having a gril friend like everybody else got it made hired me for a job selling tours perfect that job understand the business mom wants to if any body needs kids never get to that's the way tired of this place have too many convert everybody to do whatever you going to have a you kidding me lost thing you smoking, and immediately TEST2 PART1 1～20 bcadd bcbdc adbaa adbcc TEST2 PART2 1～20 to worry about money way to make the There's no trick All you need to know in an apartment downtown went still asleep alittle after six o'clock and rolling know someone pretty many years of there's a big hole have some wonderful that's my kind of Let's get started find a girl friend who take turns cooking says they're than actually doing something kind of scary I'm need to it 改过来了....看着办吧...!

麻烦采纳，谢谢!

10. 求大学体验英语3的课后单词听力最好是MP3格式 谢谢

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