① 七年級下冊英語作文，英漢~~~~~
Last Sunday, I went to visit Great Wall with my friends. It was a sunny day, which brought us good mood. There were many people around there, most of which are tourists from other places like us. Local people are friendly to us and were willingly to introce the history and character of Great Wall. Food and tickets are all quite expensive as Great Wall is such a famous and popular sight. In a word, going to Great Wall is happy and relaxed. I hope to go there next time.上周日，我和我的朋友去參觀長城。這是一個陽光明媚的日子，它給我們帶來好的心情。有很多人在那裡，其中大部分是從美國其他地方的遊客。當地人對我們很友好，願意介紹長城的歷史和特點。食品和門票都很貴的長城是一個著名的和流行的景象。總之，要去長城是快樂和放鬆。我希望下次能去那裡。
② 七年級英語作文寫作方法
我弟弟不懂事，特別頑皮，也就是應為他，給我們家帶來了許多的樂趣。有一天，媽媽回要去買菜，他答要我看著弟弟，不讓他亂跑亂弄。我跟他玩了一會，覺得又悶又煩，我就全神貫注的看電視，誰知，我的弟弟用腳踢了一下地下的西瓜，那西瓜像一個輪子一樣，滾動的速度極快，我弟弟也跟著滾動，我目瞪口呆的看著弟弟，而他卻向我嘻嘻大笑，一點也不知道疼，過了一會兒，我趴在床上看電視，他卻當我是一隻馬，在我的背上威武的騎著，他還像騎馬的人一樣打我的屁股，我把他抱下來，並嚴肅的對他說：「不許上來！哼」而他卻不知情還要上我背，我眼珠一轉，走開了，他馬上嘩
③ 七年級下冊英語作文
經典作文選
作文類型一：某人度過的一天
（考查概率
90%
）
寫作要求：介紹自己如何度過一個繁忙、快樂的周末，例如你早上、中午、
下午各做了哪些事情，
要求用
一般過去時
描述。
（
注意
：
下面有三種類似的範文，
【】里的內容可以互換，套用時個別地方需要修改）
記敘文格式：
1.
My great weekend
How was your weekend? I had a great weekend. It was sunny on Saturday.
【
I
stayed at home and watched TV in the morning. In the afternoon, I went shopping
with my parents. They bought some new clothes for me. I felt very happy. On Sunday
morning, I met my classmates and we played basketball. In the afternoon, I visited my
good friend Jim. He helped me with my English. In the evening, I did my homework
and read a magazine. I enjoyed my weekend.
】
書信格式：
2.
A letter from Jim to Mary
Dear Mary,
I』
m very happy to get your letter. You asked me about my life on weekends. Now
I』
d like to tell you about my last weekend.
【
On Saturday morning, I did my homework at home. In the afternoon, I
watched TV with my family for two hours. After supper I did some sports and then I
went to English club to practice my English. On Sunday morning, I visited my uncle.
In the afternoon, I studied for the history test. In the evening, I played chess with my
father. I had fun over the weekend.
】
How about your weekend? Write to me soon, OK?
Best wishes
Jim
日記格式：
3.
A diary
Wednesday, June 10
th
It
was
cloudy
today.
I
was
busy
all
day
but
I
was
happy.
【
In
the
morning,
I
cleaned my room, and then I washed my clothes. At about 7:00, I had breakfast. After
that, I went to the movie with my friend Jim. It was an exciting action movie. In the
afternoon, I went to the library. There were many people in it, but it was quiet. After
supper, I watched sports shows on TV
. Then I went to bed at about 9:30.
】
寫作要求：介紹自己如何度假
,
包括具體地名、天氣狀況、具體做了哪些事
情，要求用一般過去時描寫。
初高中海量作文大全
小升初 中考滿分 高考滿分 高考零分
4.
How did I spend my vacation?
I went to Hainan on vacation. It was May Day. The weather was sunny and hot. I
went
to
the beach with my parents.
I went
swimming and played volleyball.
It
was
really fun. At dinner, we had a delicious seafood (
海鮮
) at a restaurant. We also went
to
some
stores.
They
were
always
crowded
and
the
things
were
too
expensive.
We
took
lots
of
photos.
Some
of
them
were
very
beautiful.
We
had
a
good
vacation.
I
enjoyed myself very much.
作文類型二：介紹自己有關情況（考查概率
75%
）
1.
A letter from Lily
Dear Kate,
Hi!
I』
m
your new pen pal.
My name is
Lily.
I am
14
years old,
and
I』
m from
Sydney, Australia. In Australia, we speak English. I have a good friend Li Lei. He is
from China. And now he is my neighbor. We like playing the guitar very much. We
both want to be pop singers. Please write to me soon.
Lily
寫作要求：介紹自己的名字、年齡、來自哪裡、喜歡的動物及食物，長大後想當
什麼等相關情況。
2.
About me
My name is Dave. I am 15 years old. I am tall and thin and I have short curly hair.
My favorite animals are tigers and pandas. And my favorite food is beef and tomato
noodles. I am a student, and I want to be a doctor. I have many rules at home. I can
』
t
go out at night and I have to get up at 6:00 am. I am reading a story-book now. it is
fun.
作文類型三：進行時特定場面描寫（考查概率
55%
）
1.
In the park
It
』
s eight-thirty on Sunday morning. It
』
s very fine today. Dave and his friends are
in the park. There are many people here. It
』
s very busy in the park. Look! What are
Dave
』
s friends doing? Well, Dave, Jim and Kevin are playing soccer over there. Kate
and Sally are dancing under a tree. Linda is playing the violin behind the tree. Near
the tree, Julie is reading a book. Where are Tom and Ken? Oh, they
』
re swimming at a
pool.
They
swim
very
well.
Brad
is
listening
to
the
music
near
the
pool.
He
likes
music very much. They are all happy. (Everyone is happy.)
2.
On the playground
Today is Friday. The weather is fine. Our school is having a sports meeting. It
』
s
very exciting, and all the students are busy.
Look! Peter is running. Amy is playing
volleyball.
Tom
is
playing
ping-pong.
They
are
trying
their
best
to
win.
Lots
of
students around are cheering them. Some students are taking photos.
類型四：介紹家人（考查概率
45%
）
寫作要求：
介紹自己或他人的家人，
包括多少人口、
爸爸媽媽的職業以及其他家
庭成員的相關情況。
（注意：如果要求寫自己家人，下文里的
主語
稍微改下就行
了）
Mr. Smith
』
s family
There are four people in Mr. Smith
』
s family. Mr. Smith is a driver. He works in a
company. He works very hard. Mrs. Smith is a worker. She works in a shop.
She is
friendly and works hard, too. Their son, David Smith is a middle school student. He is
at No. 14 Middle School in Beijing, China. He studies hard. He likes making friends.
He likes playing basketball. He is learning Chinese. He can speak a little Chinese. Joy
Smith, a 6-year-old girl, is Mr. and Mrs. Smith
』
s daughter. She likes playing with toys.
They all like China. They like Chinese food and the people, too.
④ 七年級英語下冊的英語作文
Our dream school Hello,everybody!I am so glad to introce our dream school. In my heart, our dream school will be very beautiful and colorful. There will be more flowers, grass and trees in our school. There will be less pollution and more fresh air. In addition, there will be many robot teachers in our school and they will replace(取代） teachers` jobs. And students will study on computers and they won`t study on books anymore. So what do you think ? Can you introce your dream school?
⑤ 初一下學期英語作文 30篇 人教版
1.Traveling to Dalian
Summer holidday is coming.I have a good plan for it.My best friend Tony who is from Britain will spend the holiday with mw.Tom is 17 years old ,he like China very much.One week ago,I wrote him a letter,inviting him to come to Dalian for the holidays.Tony has accepted my invitation and will fly to Dalian next week.I will go to the airport to pick him up.Then we'll show him around the city.We'll go to the beach to watch the sea first.Then we'll visit some insteresing places.Tony will live in my house ring the holiday.I hope we'll have a good time.
2.My Summer Plan
I am glad that summer holiday is approaching.I'll be able to enjoy and relax myselve,which is not easy for me,a pre-graated student.In order to have a meanningful holiday,I made a plan.First,I would like to do some housework at home.such as cleaning the room， the dishes,watering the flowers.Then I am going to do some exercises,including ball games,running.Finally,I want to work at my study.I'll go over my lessons and pratise my English.
3. .Traveling to Dalian
Summer holidday is coming.I have a good plan for it.My best friend Tony who is from Britain will spend the holiday with mw.Tom is 17 years old ,he like China very much.One week ago,I wrote him a letter,inviting him to come to Dalian for the holidays.Tony has accepted my invitation and will fly to Dalian next week.I will go to the airport to pick him up.Then we'll show him around the city.We'll go to the beach to watch the sea first.Then we'll visit some insteresing places.Tony will live in my house ring the holiday.I hope we'll have a good time.
4.It was the first day of our winter holiday. All of us were very happy. Why? Because we have one months to do things we love to do. We are free. Although we have some homework. But we can finish them in several days. And the rest time we can make good use of. My god! We have been very tired after hard studying. In winter holidays, I want to have full sleep and eat good food in order to replenish myself. Last but not the least, I will have a good rest.
5.It was the second day of our winter holiday. I felt good. I felt I』m free. I had a lot of time to do things I like. My parents are in Beijing. So I live alone but I don』t feel lonely. But I didn』t do something special. I stayed at home and watched TV. Oh! I wrote an English daily composition. It was my homework. Today, I have slept for 14 hours. I thought I was very tired. It was time for dinner. I must go! I am very hungry.
6.It was the third day of our winter holiday. Today, there are many business in my mother』s company. So my mother told me to help my uncle who is the manager of my mother』s company. I sat in my mother』s office and help her answer the telephone. While I was free, I was writing my homework. Although I also have a lot of time to do my homework, I still do it. Because in my mother』s office, I had nothing to do. If I did nothing, I was wasting my time and my life. I can』t do the foolish thing. We should take good use of our time.
7.It is a special day today. My mother sent one hundred basket of red bayberries. I like to eat red bayberries. It tastes nice. When they arrived in Shanghai, they were still fresh. But most of them would be sent to my mother』s business friends. I chose the best basket of red bayberries to eat. I put the rest in my refrigerator. Red bayberry is my hometown』s special proct. It is well-known in china. Many people like to eat it.
8.Today, I still went to my mother』s office. My mother was very busy, so was my father. They always live in Beijing. They must get up early. Because they will manage the factory. So I know they are very laborious. So I should save my money. Also I should help them. Although I can』t do something useful, but I think I should share the work with them. I am one of my family member. In the future, I will take a job and work. It』 time for me to begin to learn how to work.
⑥ 七年級下冊各單元英語作文
My father is thirty-five years old. He is an attractive middle-age. He is an engineer, working in a big factory of my city. His working time is regular, going to office at eight o』clock and coming home at six o』clock. He works hard and becomes an important person in his factory. At weekends, he does not go to work, so that he usually stays at home or take my mother and I go out. In my opinion, my father is a great person. He brings happiness to my family.
⑦ 七年級下冊英語作文，最好帶解釋
The Way to Keep Healthy
It's important for us to be healthy all our life. We can't study or work well without healthy body.
There're many ways to keep healthy. First of all, we should keep taking exercises every day. We can walk to school instead of taking a bus. After school, we can spend an hour playing ball games. If we live in a high-rise, we can walk upstairs or downstairs. Second, we should have a balanced diet. Finally, we must remember: "Early to bed, early to rise is the way to keep healthy, wealthy and wise."
Football
Football is connected with the people throughout the world.
It has become a part of people's life..Every day, man), football matches are going on here and there around the world.
Pick up a newspaper and you can learn the the results of the football matches. We enjoy playing football, watching football games after work. During the football matches of the World Cup,millions of people watch the matches on TV.
When their favorite teams win, they will give them three cheers. When they fail,they feel sad. We all hope our national team will be the strongest one in the world.
My winter vacation
The winter vacation is not so far from us.there are lots of thing I have done while this vacation.For one thing ,I have my lessons reviewed ,in order to improve the qulity of study.For the other thing,I wish I would be betterafter hard working with my course.at first, I must correct all my final examination paper. Secondly， insist on reading English books and newspapers every day.I also keep on oral pratice.
In my spare time,I will take an active part in activitise.I can gain the first hand imformations through the activitise which can help me to extend my knowlege.
I'm sure this vacation will be the best one for me.Let me try!
⑧ 七年級下冊英語作文8篇
一般現在時
My Favorite Season
My favourite season is summer. I like summer because it's a season of enthusiasm. In summer, everything turns energetic. We are the most efficient to do things at this period of time. What's more, we are able to do a lot of sports and activities in summer. The trees and grass become very green and beautiful and I like that colour for what it represents. It is a symbol of hope. And with hope, we are motivated and creative. So summer is also the season of hope. We are able to take cold drinks in summer which is my favourite as well. In a word, I like summer, because it makes me energetic and gives me hope.
My favourite teacher
I like my English teacher Miss* best.Miss * is tall and thin,she has long straight hair and big eyes,her voise is light,and she's very kind,so we all loves her.
Yesterday morning,I slept late and missed the bus,so I was late for school.When I arrived school,it was 10am.I thought that Miss * will be angry with me.However,she didn't be annoyed with me anymore.She just said don't be late again to me.How kind Miss * is!
There is another thing I can't forget.One day in her Ehglish class,she asked me to spell accountant.I am not good at Ehglish anymore,and I don't like to remember the words.So I stood and answered nothing.To my surprise,she only said that memorizing the words is important for our study.
Miss * is really kind,isn't she?So she is my favorite teacher.
般將來時
if i have enough money
if i have enough money,i will travel for seven days.the fitst day,i will go to beijing.because beijing is the capital city of china.first,i will go to tian'anmen square.and then,i will go to the palace museum.then,i will go to my grandparents'house .i miss them very much.from the third day to the sixth day,i will go to qing with my friends.i will go to swim in qing.at the last day,i will go on a trip to my city. i want to know my city carefully,
I think i will have fun.
Our life will change greatly in the future.
In the future, every family will own at least one computer, with which we can shop online without going out. That is really fantastic. Also, robots will be employed by every family. They can help do much of the housework. Therefore family members will have more free time to spend time together. In the future, kids don't need to attend school any more. There is internet access in every family, with the help of which kids can study by themselves.
現在進行時
Spring is coming,in the park,there are so many chilren and old men playing in the park.Lision,many birds are singing the song of Spring.The grasses are very green and soft.The flowers are very beautiful,most of them have come out.The park is very lively.I like this,I like Spring!
一般過去時
It was Sunday. I got up at seven o'clock. After breakfast I cleaned my room. Then I did my homework. I went shopping with my mother by bike in the afternoon. I met one of my best friend Li Lei and talked with her for a while. Before supper I played table tennis with my father. In the evening I surfed the internet and read books. I really had a busy and meaningful day.
After the Yushu earthquake ,our school held an Earthquake Safety Ecation Week . There were a lot of meaningful activities ring the week.On Mondey ,the whole school met in the playground and mourned for the dead in the quake .On Wednesday ,an expert was invited to give a lecture on how to escape from an earthquake .And on weekends,students came to the streets to raise money for Yushu.The Earthquake Safety Ecation Week was a big success.We have learnt how to protect ourselves in an earthquake and help others in trouble.Many students said they would do more things to help Yushu's people rebuild their homes.
I had a terrible last summer vacation.I had to get up early in the morning.Then I had to do my homework.It was boring and a little bit difficult.I can't stand it. In the afternoon, I had to go to the Children's Palace to learn English. Later, I had to help my mom clean the bedroom. I never had any fun in the vacation.How about you? How was your vacation?
翻譯：我有一個可怕的暑假。我必須每天早上起床很早。然後，我必須做我的作業，它很無聊和有點難。我無法忍受它。在下午，我必須去少年宮學英語。接著，我必須幫助我的媽媽打掃卧室。在暑假我從來沒有快樂。你呢？你的暑假怎麼樣？
⑨ 七年級下冊英語作文第7單元，人教版
Unit 1 Can you play the guitar?
Dear Sir,
I want to join your club to help kids with sports, music and English. My name is Mike. I am 15 years old. I』m a student in No. 1 Middle school. I can play the guitar well. I can sing many songs. I can swim and speak English well, too. I think I can be good with the kids. I also do well in telling stories.
I hope to get your letter soon.
Yours,
Mike
Unit 2 What time do you go to school?
談論日常作息習慣 ：《 My School Day》
I am a student. I usually get up at seven, and I eat breakfast at seven thirty. Then I go to school at eight. School starts at eight thirty. I eat lunch at twelve. I go home at 17:00. I often eat dinner at 19:00 and then play the piano. I do my homework at 20:00. At 22:00, I go to bed.
Unit 3 How do you get to school?
1.主題：上學的交通方式 ；2.寫作思路：開篇點題，點出自己的出行方式；.具體內容：自己選擇這種交通方式的原因；4.結束語: 表明自己的觀點。
《The Best Way for Me to Go to School》
Different students go to school in different ways in our school, but I llike to go to school on foot. First, I live near the school, so my home is not far from my school. And it takes me a few minutes to get there. Second, there is a crossing on my way to school, and sometimes the traffic is very busy. I think it is safer to go to school on foot. Third, I think walking is good for my health. It』s a kind of sport and it makes me study better.
So in my opinion, the best way to go to school is on foot. What about you?
Unit 4 Don』t eat in class.
Dear Tom,
Thanks for your last letter. You want to know the rules in our school. Now let me tell you about them. We can』t arrive late for class. We can』t talk loudly in class. We should keep quiet. When we meet our teachers on our way, we should say hello to them. We can』t eat or drink in class, and we can』t listen to music or play games in class.
I think we have too many rules. What about yours? Please write and tell me.
Yours,
Li Ming
Unit 5 Why do you like pandas?
《The Animal I Like》
There are many kinds of animals in the world. What animal do I like? Le
⑩ 七年級下冊英語作文大全
（）Liuxiang made a perfect fly in the olympic games in 2004, and won not only the gold metal but also the respect in the world!
His fly knocked all the suspicions and discriminations down completely!
"It is so perfect! I never expect to run so fast! Oh it is a dream to me, and it seems I am still in a dream!", he said!
But it is just true, and it is himself who made the dream into truth!
Xiuxiang, our hero, has been regarded as a flying man all of the world!
劉翔-世界飛人
劉翔在2004年的奧林匹克運動會上完美的沖刺，不僅贏得了金牌，而且贏得了世界的尊重。
他的飛翔打破了所有的懷疑和所有的種族歧視．
」太完美了．我從來沒想到跑這末快.哦，對我來說就像做夢，看起來我好像還在夢中。「他說到。
但這是真的。是他自己使得美夢成真。
（2）The bus usually takes him to work at 19:15.He works all night.
People love to lisen to him!He gets home at 7:00,and hewatches moring TV. He goes to bed at 8:30.Can you think what hisjob is?
九點一刻時他經常乘公交車上班。他工作整晚。
人們喜歡聽到關於他的事。他7點起床，看早間新聞。他8點半睡覺。
你認為他的職業是什麼？
（3）My family
I love my family, because I have a happy family.
My father is an English teacher. His name is Jacky. He is thirty-eight. He likes playing basketball. What』s my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you』re right! My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven. My mother is always laborious work. I love my parents!
On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball. Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home.
I love my family. Because I』m very happy to live with my parents together!
我的家庭
我愛我的家庭,因為我有一個快樂的家庭.
我的爸爸是一名英語教師,他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38歲.他非常喜歡打籃球.我的媽媽是趕什麼呢?她是一名教師嗎?是的.你說對了!我的媽媽是一個很親切、友善的人,她今年37歲.我媽媽總是勤勞的幹活.我愛我的父母.
在星期六和星期天里,我經常去圖書館和彈鋼琴.我爸爸去打籃球.有時侯,我們都在家看電視和聽音樂.
我愛我家.因為我和爸爸媽媽一起生活得很開心!
（4）Lan and Fred
Lan and Fred were boys. They were both twelve years old, and they were in the same class in their school. Last Friday afternoon they had a fight in class, and their teacher was very angry. He said to both of them, 「Stay here after the lessons this afternoon, and write your names a thousand times.」 After the last lesson, all the other boys went home, but Lan and Fred stayed in the classroom with their teacher and begin writing their names.
Then Fred began crying.
The teacher looked at him and said,」 Why are you crying, Fred?」
「Because his name』s Lan May, and mine』s Frederick Hollingsworth,」 Fred said.
易恩和富雷得
易恩和富雷得都是男孩，他們都十二歲了。他們在學校里是同班同學。上周五下午他們在學校里打了一架。為此老師很生氣。老師對他們說：「下午下課後留在著把你們的名字寫一千遍。」
最後一節課下課，所有的學生都回家了。只有易恩和富雷得被他們的老師留在教師里抄寫他們的名字。
接著富雷得哭了起來。
老師看了看他問：「富雷得，你為什麼要哭呢？」
「因為他的名字是Lan May, 而我的名字確是Frederick Hollingsworth，」富雷得回答道。
（5）Ann』s Diary
Today was Sunday. Today was September 30th, 2004. It was a boring day. It was hot. I was not a work.
I watched TV all morning. The shows were boring. Then I called my friend, Nancy. She wasn』t at home. I didn』t know where she was.
At twelve I was hungry. There was not any food in the fridge. I was lazy. I was tired. Then I ate lunch outside. At one o』clock. I was in bed. In the afternoon I was at the movies. The film was boring. I'm glad tomorrow is Monday. I can go to school and see my friends.
安的日記
今天是星期天，2004年9月30日。這是令人厭煩的一天。今天天氣很熱，我呆在家裡，不用去上學。
我看了一上午的電視。電視節目和無聊。於是我給好朋友南西打電話，可她不在家。我不知道她去哪裡了。
十二點我餓了，可是冰箱里什麼食物都沒有。我很懶惰，也很勞累，於是我出去吃了午飯。一點我上床睡覺。下午我去了電影院。電影很無聊。很高興明天就是星期一了，我有可以返回學校見到我的好朋友了。
（6）Do you know fish ?Let me tell you something about it !fish have many kinds,and they are have many colour. some fish is big ,some fish is small.some fish is live in sea and some one is live in rivevr.of course, fish is also health food,so eat more it is better for ourbody!
你認識魚嗎？讓我來告訴你有關魚的一些知識吧！魚有很多種類，也有很多顏色。有的大，有的小。有的生活的海里，有的生活在河裡。因為魚是一種有益於健康的食品，所以多吃一些魚對我們的身體是有好處的。
（7）Talking clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"
"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"
會說話的鍾
一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。「那個大銅鑼和錘子是干什麼用的？」他的一個朋友問他。「那玩意兒厲害了，那是一個會說話的鍾」，學生回答。「這鍾怎麼工作的」，他的朋友問。「看著，別眨眼了」，那學生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子，拚命地敲了一下，聲音震耳欲聾。突然，他們聽到隔壁牆那邊有人狂叫，「別敲了，你這白痴！現在是凌晨兩點鍾了！」
（8）speeding
A speeding motorist was waved down by a police patrol car. 「I'm going to give you a ticket for speeding,」 said the policeman, writing his note. 「You've been driving over 60 miles per hour.」
「Would you mind making it 100, officer?」 was the reply. 「You see, I'm going to sell the car.」
超速行駛
一名超速行駛的駕駛員被巡邏警車攔住後，警察一邊做記錄，一邊說：「我要給你開一張超速罰單，因為你剛才的車速已經超過了60英里。」
「警官，請你把時速寫為100英里好嗎？你知道，我正要打算賣這輛車。」
（9）My Sister's Fingers
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at
home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to
hold the nail.
我妹妹的手指頭
老師：凱溫，這次你怎麼又遲到了？
凱溫：對不起，老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個手指頭。
老師：怎麼沒有扎綳帶呀？
凱溫：噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶著釘子的。
（10）That is not my dog
A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a lovely little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
Then the woman bends down and tries to touch the dog. the dog bites her.
"Ouch!" she crys, "You said your dog did not bite."
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog."
那不是我的狗
一位女士走進一家寵物店，看見一隻很可愛的小狗．她問店主："你的狗咬人嗎?"
店主說:"不, 我的狗不咬人."
於是這位女士彎下腰想去摸摸這條狗. 狗咬了她.
"哎喲!"她叫道,"你說過你的狗不咬人的."
店主回答說:"那不是我的狗."