Ⅰ 唯美英語短文150詞左右
I became a searcher，wanting to find out who I was and what made me unique.
My view of myself was changing. I wanted a solid base to start from.
I started to resist3 pressure to act in ways that I didn』t like any more，and I was delighted by who I really was. I came to feel much more sure that no one can ever take my place.
Each of us holds a unique place in the world.
You are special，no matter what others say or what you may think.
So forget about being replaced. You can』t be.
我成了一個探尋者，想要知道自己到底是誰，又是什麼讓我變得獨一無二。
我的人生觀開始改變。我需要一個堅固的基礎來發展，我忍受住壓力，不再做自己不喜歡做的事。
而且我為真實的我感到高興。
漸漸地我越發肯定自己無可替代。
每個人在這個世界上都佔有一個獨一無二的位置。
無論別人說什麼，你自己怎麼想，你都是特別的。
所以，不要擔心自己會被取代，因為你永遠是惟一的。
Ⅱ 英語經典美文150字左右
你好，你看可以不？？
生命中的美好
盡管有很多事讓人憂慮，但相比而言，值得感激的事要多得多。盡管生命的美好有時被蒙上陰影，但它卻永遠不會被埋沒。
For every single act that is senselessly destructive, there are thousands more small, quiet acts of love, kindness and compassion. For every person who seeks to hurt, there are many, many more who devote their lives to helping and to healing.
相對於每一個無謂的破壞行為而言，都有更多數以千計更為微小的，包含著愛，友善和同情的舉動靜靜地上演著。相對於每一個試圖傷害他人的人而言，都有更多的人致力於幫助他人，治癒他人的創傷。
There is goodness to life that cannot be denied.
In the most magnificent vistas and in the smallest details, look closely, for that goodness always comes shining through.
生命的美好不能否認。
在最為壯觀的前景和最為瑣碎的細節中，請仔細觀察，因為美好的事物總是散發著耀眼的光芒閃亮登場。
There is no limit to the goodness of life. It grows more abundant with each new encounter. The more you experience and appreciate the goodness of life, the more there is to be lived.
生命的美好沒有界限。每一次相遇都會使這美好變得越發豐富。你經歷得越多，越能欣賞生命的美好，生命中的美好就會變得越多。
Even when the cold winds blow and the world seems to be covered in foggy shadows, the goodness of life lives on. Open your eyes, open your heart, and you will see that goodness is everywhere.
即使當寒風襲來，整個世界似乎被霧氣掩蓋之時，生命的美好仍會存在。睜開雙眼，打開心扉，你就會發現這美好無處不在。
Though the goodness of life seems at times to suffer setbacks, it always enres. For in the darkest moment it becomes vividly clear that life is a priceless treasure. And so the goodness of life is made even stronger by the very things that would oppose it.
盡管生命的美好有時似乎遭受挫折，但它總會挺過來。因為，在最黑暗的時刻，有一點變得格外清楚，那就是，生命是無價的財富。因此，下正是與生命的美好相對立的事物使其越發強大。
Time and time again when you feared it was gone forever you found that the goodness of life was really only a moment away. Around the next corner, inside every moment, the goodness of life is there to surprise and delight you.
無數次地，當你擔心這美好已經遠離之時，你會發現生命的美好其實只與你相隔須臾。它就在下一角落，存在於每個時刻之間，等著給你驚喜。
Take a moment to let the goodness of life touch your spirit and calm your thoughts. Then, share your good fortune with another. For the goodness of life grows more and more magnificent each time it is given away.
花些時間讓生命的美好
Ⅲ 英語美文 150個單詞左右 急~~~！！！要10篇
When you are old and gray and full of sleep And nodding by the fire,take down this book, And slowly read,and dream of the soft look Your eyes had once,and of their shadows deep; How many loved your moments of glad grace, And loved your beauty with love false or true; But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you, And loved the sorrows of your changing face; And bending down beside the glowing bars, Murmur,a little sadly,how love fled And paced upon the mountains overhead, And hid his face amid a crowd of stars. 當你老了，頭白了，睡思昏沉， 爐火旁打盹，請取下這部詩歌， 慢慢讀，回想你過去眼神的柔和 回想它們過去的濃重的陰影； 多少人愛你年輕環暢的時候 愛慕你的美貌出於假意或真心， 只有一個人愛你那朝聖者的靈魂， 愛你老去的容顏的痛苦的皺紋。 躬身在紅光閃耀的爐火旁， 凄然的低語，愛為何消逝， 在頭頂的山上他緩緩踱著步子， 將臉隱沒在了群星之中。
Ⅳ 勵志英語短文帶翻譯 150詞左右
Whether sixty or sixteen, there is in every human being's heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what's next and the joy of the game of living. In the center of your heart and my heart there is a wireless station: so long as it receives messages of beauty, hope, cheer, courage and power from men and from the infinite, so long are you young.
無論是60歲還是16歲，你需要保持永不衰竭的好奇心、永不熄滅的孩提般求知的渴望和追求事業成功的歡樂與熱情。在你我的心底，有一座無線電台，它能在多長時間里接收到人間萬物傳遞來的美好、希望、歡樂、鼓舞和力量的信息，你就會年輕多長時間。 當明天變成了今天成為了昨天，最後成為記憶里不再重要的某一天，我們突然發現自己在不知不覺中已被時間推著向前走，這不是靜止火車里，與相鄰列車交錯時，彷彿自己在前進的錯覺，而是我們真實的在成長，在這件事里成了另一個自己。
Ⅳ 經典英語美文，100詞以上，150詞左右最好，越多越好。
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Ⅵ 二十篇英語小短文，150詞以上，要翻譯，初一水平短文，在線等，有好的多給分
MY BIRTHDAY 我的生日
Yesterday was my birthday, so some of my classmates sent me presents. Mother prepared a tea party for me. I invited all of them to come and take part in it.The tea party began at half past six. There were cold drinks and refreshments. We ate, talked and laughed. We felt that we were the happiest men in the world.Time passed quickly. In a twinkling, the clock on the wall struck nine. We could not but say 「Good-bye」 to one another.
昨天是我生日，所以有幾位我的同班同學送我禮。母親給我准備一個茶會。我邀請他們都前來參加。茶會下午六點半開始。有冷飲和點心。我們又吃又談又笑。我們覺得是世界上最快樂的人。時間過得很快。轉瞬間，牆上的鍾敲九點了。我們不得不互道再見。
MY FAVORITE SPORTS 我最喜愛的運動
Sports help everyone to keep healthy, happy, and efficient. So I pay special attention to games, especially table-tennis. Table tennis is my favorite game. I play it almost every day.
Table-tennis is an ideal game us because it brings the whole body into action. It strengthens our muscles, expands our lungs, promotes the circulation of the blood, and causes a healthy action of the skin. Besides, it is very amusing and does not cost us much money. Table-tennis is very moderate; it is not so rough as football. It is an indoor game and can be played even on rainy days. Thus, it is my favorite kind of exercise.
運動能幫助每一個人保持健康、快樂和有效率。所以我特別重視運動，特別是撞球，撞球是我最喜歡的運動。我幾乎每天玩。
撞球對我們而言，是一項理想的運動，因為它可以使我們全身運動，它可以增強我們的肌肉，擴張我們的肺部，促進血液循環，並且使肌膚產生健康作用，此外，它很有趣而且所費不多。撞球是相當溫和適中的，它不像足球那麼粗野。它是一種室內運動，甚至在下雨天也能玩。因此，撞球是我最喜愛的一種運動
Today and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友一起出外交遊，外面的空氣很好，人感覺很舒服。我們騎著自行車一路欣賞鳥語花香。享受著大自然帶給我們的無限美好。大家開開心心地度過了愉快的一天。
Today Mailehaoo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. `` 今天買了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，買東西有父母幫付錢。不像平時自己上街買東西碰到喜歡的但看了價錢都要考慮好久，呵呵，真的是很開心。我愛我的父母，太感謝他們對我的關心和愛戴了。
Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently.
英國小說家笛福的《魯濱遜漂流記》描述了主人公漂流海島,戰勝困難,艱苦創業的傳奇故事. 小說寫得真實自然,富有傳奇色彩.主人公在孤島上種莊稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛萬苦,生存下來.但想回人間的心切,使他著迷般地只想到如何走出這個鬼地方,結果還是失敗了,最後於1868年回到闊別28年的英國
《魯濱孫漂流記》給我以啟示，他的頑強讓我蠢蠢欲動，想要邁向人生的另一目標，像魯濱孫那樣用自己的力量，到達自己理想的境界。
我們需要具備魯濱遜那樣的刻苦奮斗的精神.
In the morning, it is very fine! Then I climb the mountain with family, the air on the mountain is very fresh, the flowers plants and trees on the mountain all seem extremely beautiful. In the afternoon, I go to friend's home to play, the friend entertains me warmly, show me a lot of books of his , has listened to his CD for me , then also ask me to eat a sumptuous dinner. Coming back home in the evening, family and I sat and watched TV together, we are returning and eating the fruit while chatting, the whole family is happy and harmonious!早上,天氣非常好!於是我和家人一起去登山,山上的空氣非常清新、花草樹木在山上都顯得格外美麗。在下午,我去朋友家玩,朋友熱情地招待我,給我看了他的很多書,給我聽了他的CD,然後還請我吃了一頓豐盛的晚餐。晚上回到家,我與家人坐在一起看電視,我們還和吃水果聊天時,全家其樂融融!
Dear Sally,
how have you been? I have a busy Sunday. Let me tell you about my own last Sunday in something. On Sunday morning, I at home doing my homework and clean my room. After this noon, because their parents are not at home, do it himself a bowl of tomato noodles to eat. In the afternoon, I went to see my grandma, help grandma washing clothes. In the evening, I accompany grandma watch TV together. I had a very busy day, feel a bit tired. But still very happy.
best wish
親愛的Sally，
最近過得怎麼樣？我有一個繁忙的星期天。讓我來告訴你關於我自己在上個星期天的事情吧。在星期天的上午，我在家裡做作業和打掃我的房間。在這之後的中午，因為父母不在家，自己做了一大碗西紅柿面吃。在下午，我去拜訪了我的奶奶，幫奶奶洗了衣服。晚上，我陪奶奶一起看電視。我度過了一個忙碌的一天，感到有一點累。但還是很高興。
My family
I love my family, because I have a happy family. My father is an English teacher. His name is Jacky. He is thirty-eight. He likes playing basketball. What』s my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you』re right! My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven. My mother is always laborious work. I love my parents! On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball. Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home. I love my family. Because I』m very happy to live with my parents together!
我的家庭 我愛我的家庭,因為我有一個快樂的家庭. 我的爸爸是一名英語教師,他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38歲.他非常喜歡打籃球.我的媽媽是趕什麼呢?她是一名教師嗎?是的.你說對了!我的媽媽是一個很親切、友善的人,她今年37歲.我媽媽總是勤勞的幹活.我愛我的父母. 在星期六和星期天里,我經常去圖書館和彈鋼琴.我爸爸去打籃球.有時侯,我們都在家看電視和聽音樂. 我愛我家.因為我和爸爸媽媽一起生活得很開心!
My Room
This is my room. Near the window there is a desk. I often do my homework at it. You can see some books, some flowers in a vase, a ruler and a pen. On the wall near the desk there is a picture of a cat. There is a clock above the end of my bed. I usually put my shoe under my bed. Of course there is a chair in front of the desk. I sit there and I can see the trees and roads outside.
我的房間
這是我的房間。 在窗口附近有一張書桌。 我經常在那做我的家庭作業。 您能看有些書，有些花在花瓶里，一把格尺和筆。 在牆壁在書桌有貓的圖片。 有一個時鍾在我的床上的末端。 我通常把我的鞋子放在我的床下。 當然有一把椅子在書桌前面。 我坐那裡，並且我能看外面的樹和路
Summer is the great season for all sports in the open air. It is the season for football which is often called the national sport because of its popularity. I usually watch television and read the newspaper reports about the football results of the little leagues. During the summer I like to go to the beach often because it is very close to my home. I usually go there ring the summer vacation to relax after many months in school in the city. I feel very comfortable with the familiar quiet life of the villagers.
夏天是戶外運動最好的季節.這是一個橄欖球的季節,橄欖球由於廣受歡迎被稱為全民運動.我常常看電視,看報紙,從報道中獲得小聯盟橄欖球賽的比賽結果.夏日裡,我喜歡經常去海灘,因為那裡離我家不遠.在城裡的學校呆了幾個月後,暑假我常常去那裡放鬆一下.此處有我很熟悉的村民們的寧靜生活,這讓我倍感舒適.
Ⅶ 求150單詞左右的英語短文
1．Time【時間】 Lost time is never found again. This is something which I learned very clearly last semester. I spent so much time fooling around that my grades began to suffer. I finally realized that something had to be done. It was time for a change. Now I have a new plan for using my time wisely. I have set my alarm clock ahead half an hour. This will give me a head start on the day. I have also decided to keep a log of what I do and when I do it. Looking back on what I』ve done will give me some ideas on how to reorganize my time. 時光一去不復返，這是我上學期清楚學到的教訓。我浪費很多時間四處游盪，以致於我的成績開始退步。最後我終於了解到我必須有所作為；該是痛改前非的時候了。 現在我有一個明智運用時間的新方法。我已將鬧鍾早撥半小時，這將使我這一天的作息提前開始。我也決定將我所做的一切及做這些事的時間記錄下來。回顧我所做的事情會啟發我如何重新安排我的時間。 2．Work and Play【工作與娛樂】 Work and play do not contradict each other; in fact, they complement each other. As the saying goes, "All work and no play makes Jack a ll boy." A life burdened with work leads you nowhere, for you would get tired and bored with your daily routine work. On the other hand, proper recreation will relieve the tension and discomfort of our monotonous life because it offers you various ways to let out your pent-up emotions. What I usually do to relax after school is jogging and seeing movies. Usually I don't spare time for exercise, but I value the physical ecation class at school. Jogging several rounds in the field certainly relieves the day's pressure. On weekends, I'll catch the morning movie for my visual enjoyment. I feel revived and energetic for another week's work-load. 工作與娛樂並不互相沖突，事實上，它們之間的關系還相輔相成。有句格言說：「整日工作而沒有休閑娛樂，會令人變得沉悶乏味。」被工作重擔壓得喘不過氣來的生活，將使你一事無成，因為你將對一成不變的例行公事感到厭煩。由另一方面來說，適度的娛樂活動能提供各種管道，來渲泄你被壓抑的情緒，減輕單調生活中的緊張與不悅。 放學之後，我最常做的休閑活動，便是慢跑與看電影。通常我並不特地撥出時間來做運動，但是我很重視學校的體育課。在操場上慢跑幾圈，無疑地可以減輕一天的壓力。在周末時，我都去看早場電影，享受視覺饗宴。如此一來，我將有如再生般的充沛活力，去面對下一星期的工作量。 3．My Favorite Sports【我最喜愛的運動】 Sports help everyone to keep healthy, happy, and efficient. So I pay special attention to games, especially table-tennis. Table tennis is my favorite game. I play it almost every day. Table-tennis is an ideal game us because it brings the whole body into action. It strengthens our muscles, expands our lungs, promotes the circulation of the blood, and causes a healthy action of the skin. Besides, it is very amusing and does not cost us much money. Table-tennis is very moderate; it is not so rough as football. It is an indoor game and can be played even on rainy days. Thus, it is my favorite kind of exercise. 運動能幫助每一個人保持健康、快樂和有效率。所以我特別重視運動，特別是撞球，撞球是我最喜歡的運動。我幾乎每天玩。 撞球對我們而言，是一項理想的運動，因為它可以使我們全身運動，它可以增強我們的肌肉，擴張我們的肺部，促進血液循環，並且使肌膚產生健康作用，此外，它很有趣而且所費不多。撞球是相當溫和適中的，它不像足球那麼粗野。它是一種室內運動，甚至在下雨天也能玩。因此，撞球是我最喜愛的一種運動。 4.Fox and cock One morning a fox sees a cock.He think,"This is my breakfast.'' He comes up to the cock and says,"I know you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The cock is glad.He closes his eyes and begins to sing.The fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away. The people in the field see the fox.They cry,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.''The cock says to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.'' The fox opens his mouth ang says,"The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree. 狐狸和公雞 一天早上，一隻狐狸看到了一隻公雞。他想：這是我的早餐。 他朝公雞走來，對他說：「我知道，你能唱得非常好聽，你能唱給我聽么？」公雞很高興。他閉上眼睛開始唱歌。狐狸看到這些抓住它放到自己的嘴裡走了。 在田地里的人們看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：「看，看！狐狸抓住公雞逃走了。」公雞對狐狸說：「狐狸先生，你能理解么？人們認為你叼走了公雞。告訴他們這是你的，不是他們的。」 狐狸張開她的嘴說：「公雞是我的，不是你們的。」就在那時，。公雞跑到了樹底下。 5.But the teacher cried【可是老師哭了】 The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms. When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?" "Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!" 六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。 約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：「學校怎麼樣？你過的好嗎？哭了沒有？」 「哭？」約翰問，「不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。」 6.Ｍixed doubles（混合雙打） Teacher of Physical Ecation: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys？ Nick: Yes，sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night. Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it. Nick: Oh，sorry，sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.」 體育老師：孩子們，你們見過男女混合雙打嗎？ 尼克：見過，老師，經常見。就在昨天夜裡我還見過呢！ 體育老師：那你給大家講講當時的情形吧。 尼克：啊，對不起，老師。我爸爸常說:「家醜不可外揚。」 希望對你有用、、、
Ⅷ 求兩篇150詞左右的英語文章 不要很長
My family
Hello everyone. My name is li Yihan. I am from China. I
like playing football. My mother likes playing tennis.Oh,yes.
This is My father. He likes playing computer games."
Hello,good morning." This is My sister . She dones't like
playing sports and playing computer games. Do you know
what she likes? Oh,yes. She likes reading books.
This is my family. I love it very much.
我的同學
.
Liu Kai is my classmate. He is a good student and
always ready to help others.
One day on his way to school
，
he saw a little girl
crossing the road. A car was coming towards her quickly
and the girl was too frightened to move. The car nearly hit
her. Just then LiuKai rushed up to her and caught her by
the arm. The little girl was saved. She told him where she
lived
，
and he took her home. When LiuKai hurried into the
classroom
，
the teacher had already begun his lesson. He
told the teacher why he was late. He was then praised for
what he had done
Ⅸ 150詞英語勵志短文集錦
英語勵志名言
1、Do one thing at a time, and do well.
一次只做一件事，做到最好！
2、Never forget to say 「thanks」.
永遠不要忘了說「謝謝」!
3、Keep on going never give up.
勇往直前， 決不放棄！
4、Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.
任何值得做的事就值得把它做好！
5、Believe in yourself.
相信你自己！
6、I can because i think i can.
我行，因為我相信我行！
7、Action speak louder than words.
行動勝於言語！
8、Never say die.
永不氣餒！
9、Never put off what you can do today until tomorrow.
今日事今日畢！
10、The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
對明天做好的准備就是今天做到最好！
11、You cannot improve your past, but you can improve your future. Once time is wasted, life is wasted.
你不能改變你的過去，但你可以讓你的未來變得更美好。一旦時間浪費了，生命就浪費了。
12、Knowlegde can change your fate and English can accomplish your future.
知識改變命運，英語成就未來。
13、Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.
如果你想要成功，不要去追求成功；盡管做你自己熱愛的事情並且相信它，成功自然到來。
14、Jack of all trades and master of none.
門門精通，樣樣稀鬆。
15、Judge not from appearances.
人不可貌相，海不可斗量。
16、Justice has long arms.
天網恢恢，疏而不漏。
17、Keep good men company and you shall be of the number.
近朱者赤，近墨者黑。
18、Kill two birds with one stone.
一箭雙雕。
19、Kings go mad, and the people suffer for it.
君王發狂，百姓遭殃。
20、Kings have long arms.www.yingyuzuowen.cn
普天之下，莫非王土。
21、Knowledge is power.
知識就是力量。
21、Knowledge makes humble, ignorance makes proud.
博學使人謙遜，無知使人驕傲。
22、Learn and live.
活著，為了學習。
23、Learning makes a good man better and ill man worse.
好人越學越好，壞人越學越壞。
24、Learn not and know not.
不學無術。
25、Learn to walk before you run.
先學走，再學跑。
26、Let bygones be bygones.
過去的就讓它過去吧。
27、Let sleeping dogs lie.
別惹麻煩。
28、Let the cat out of the bag.
泄漏天機。
29、Lies can never changes fact.
謊言終究是謊言。
30、Lies have short legs.
謊言站不長。
31、Life is but a span.
人生苦短。
32、Life is half spent before we know what it is.
人過半生，方知天命。
33、Life is not all roses.
人生並不是康莊大道。
34、Life without a friend is death.
沒有朋友，雖生猶死。
35、Like a rat in a hole.
瓮中之鱉。
36、Like author, like book.
文如其人。
37、Like father, like son.
有其父必有其子。
38、Like for like.
一報還一報。
39、Like knows like.
惺惺相惜。
40、Like mother, like daughter.
有其母必有其女。
41、Like teacher, like pupil.
什麼樣的老師教什麼樣的學生。
42、Like tree, like fruit.
羊毛出在羊身上。
Ⅹ 150詞英語短文
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問:"主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問:"那一百萬年呢?"上帝說:"一秒鍾."最後男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過一秒鍾."
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
四個好朋友在醫院里碰面了,他們的妻子正在生產.護士過來對第一個男人說:"恭喜,你得了雙胞胎."男人說:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼蘇達雙子隊的經理."過了一會兒,護士過來對第二個男人說:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜歡:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最後,護士跑來對第三個男人說:"恭喜,你得了2對雙胞胎."男人很開心地說:"真令人啼笑皆非,我為四季賓館工作."他們三個都很高興,但第四個夥伴急得像熱鍋上的螞蟻,咒罵上帝並用頭撞牆.他們問他有什麼不對勁,他回答道:"什麼不對勁?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"
呵呵,一個比一個效率高.
Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that』s 3 together." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,」 It』s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,」 Wow! That』s a big bridge...Fill it with water!!!
拉登,一加拿大人還有布希總統走在大街上看到一盞金色的燈.他們擦了擦燈出現了一個精靈.精靈說:"我要滿足你們每人一個願望總共三個."加拿大人說:"我是個父親我兒子將成為農夫,因此我想讓加拿大的土地永遠肥沃."精靈說了咒語願望實現了.拉登看了很驚奇,他希望有座城牆圍繞阿富汗.精靈又說了咒語願望又實現了.布希總統問:"精靈請告訴我關於這座牆的事情."精靈回答:"牆厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而裡面的任何東西出不來外面的任何東西進不去."布希總統說:"哇!那是座大橋耶...注滿水!!!"
My Baby Swallowed a Bullet
Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ?
Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."
Notes
1. to swallow a bullet: 吞下一顆子彈
2. to point at: 對...瞄準
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Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"
兩個獵人進森林裡打獵，其中一個獵人不慎跌倒，兩眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一個獵人趕緊拿出手機撥通緊急求助電話。接線員沉著地說：「第一步，要先確定你的朋友已經死亡。」於是，接線員在電話里聽到一聲槍響，然後聽到那獵人接著問：「第二步怎辦？」
Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩只鳥
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請說說看。
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
2. The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
魚網
"你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安？" 老師發問道。
"把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。" 小女孩回答道。
3. The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。
"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？" 媽媽問。
"媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。"
4. A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考試
在一次物理考試時，當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。
這個問題是：為什麼在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電後聽到雷聲？
尼克的回答是：因為眼睛在前，耳朵在後
i believe i can soar
i see me running through that open door
i believe i can fly
i believe i can fly
i believe i can fly
see i was on the verge of breaking down
sometimes silence, it can seem so loud
there are miracles in life i must achieve
but first i know it starts inside of me
Just like the words here, believe it,do it!
This year is the Olympic Games year, 2008 is coming soon,
our Chinese people should put out host's style to come,
greets the foreign friend self-confidently the arrival,
handles this session of Olympic Games!
let us get started!
【翻譯】
我相信我能高飛,
我看見我跑過那敞開的生命之門,
我相信我能飛翔,
我相信我能飛翔,
我相信我能飛翔,
看,我在撕裂墮落的邊緣,
有時沉默,但沉默也是無聲的怒吼,
這是我生命中必須實現的奇跡,
但我知道要實現它,首先要從我內心做起。
正如歌詞中說的那樣，自信成就夢想。
今年是奧運年，2008觸手可及，
我們中國人應該拿出東道主的風范來，
自信地迎接外國友人的到來，
把這屆奧運會辦好！
絕對有10篇，水平也不低，希望能有點用。