① 英語口語考試，有五個情景對話，求大神給出劇本，三分鍾，英文最好，中文也行，但求幽默
（自言自語）哦，真是糟糕，居然找不到路了。。（突然看到一個正在看書的女生）你好，同學！我是外國佬，第一次來這里，我可以問你個問題嗎？
(automatic speaking) Oh, really bad, I can't find the way.. (suddenly saw a girl is read a Book) Hello, students! I am the foreigner, come here for the first time, may I ask you a question?
（抬起頭）額，什麼事？
(Tai Qitou) well, what is it?
啊哈，世界之大，能遇見你這樣的姑娘真是榮幸啊~~額，（撓頭）能告訴我，去廁所的路嗎？
Ah, the world is big, can meet you this girl is really honored ah ~ ~ well, (might) tell me, go to the toilet of the road?
哦，天哪，你是眼花了嗎？我是女生，怎麼會去過男廁所呢？我當然不知道啦
Oh, God, you are dazed? I am a girl, how could have been men's toilet? Of course I don't know
額，在中國，廁所不是在一起的嗎？。。。
Well, in China, toilet not together?...
哦，當然不是。這里可沒有你那裡那麼開放
Oh, of course not. Here without you there so open
好吧，我不是那個意思。那麼，女廁所在哪裡呢？
OK. I didn't mean that. So, where is the toilet?
什麼！？你要去女廁所！？
Sorry? Do you want to go to the toilet!?
哦，不，我很急，你能快點告訴我嗎？
Oh, no, I'm in a hurry, can you tell me?
好吧，說實話，我也不是本地人，我剛剛來這里度假，所以我無法回答你的問題，抱歉咯
Well, to tell you the truth, I have not a native, I just came here for a holiday, so I can't answer your question, I'm sorry
額……
The amount of......
② 100條英語口語
1. I see． 我明白了。
2. I quit! 我不幹了!
3. Let go! 放手!
4. Me too． 我也是。
5. My god! 天哪!
6. No way! 不行!
7. Come on． 來吧(趕快)
8. Hold on． 等一等。
9. I agree。 我同意。
10. Not bad． 還不錯。
11. Not yet． 還沒。
12. See you． 再見。
13. Shut up! 閉嘴!
14. So long． 再見。
15. Why not? 好呀! (為什麼不呢?)
16. Allow me． 讓我來。
17. Be quiet! 安靜點!
18. Cheer up! 振作起來!
19. Good job! 做得好!
20. Have fun! 玩得開心!
21. How much? 多少錢?
22. I'm full． 我飽了。
23. I'm home． 我回來了。
24. I'm lost． 我迷路了。
25. My treat． 我請客。
26. So do I． 我也一樣。
27. This way。 這邊請。
28. After you． 您先。
29. Bless you! 祝福你!
30. Follow me． 跟我來。
31. Forget it! 休想! (算了!)
32. Good luck! 祝好運!
33. I decline! 我拒絕!
34. I promise． 我保證。
35. Of course! 當然了!
36. Slow down! 慢點!
37. Take care! 保重!
38. They hurt． (傷口)疼。
39. Try again． 再試試。
40. Watch out! 當心。
41. What's up? 有什麼事嗎?
42. Be careful! 注意!
43. Bottoms up! 乾杯(見底)!
44. Don't move! 不許動!
45. Guess what? 猜猜看?
46. I doubt it 我懷疑。
47. I think so． 我也這么想。
48. I'm single． 我是單身貴族。
49. Keep it up! 堅持下去!
50. Let me see．讓我想想。
51. Never mind．不要緊。
52. No problem! 沒問題!
53. That's all! 就這樣!
54. Time is up． 時間快到了。
55. What's new? 有什麼新鮮事嗎?
56. Count me on 算上我。
57. Don't worry． 別擔心。
58. Feel better? 好點了嗎?
59. I love you! 我愛你!
60. I'm his fan。 我是他的影迷。
61. Is it yours? 這是你的嗎?
62. That's neat． 這很好。
63. Are you sure? 你肯定嗎?
64. Do l have to 非做不可嗎?
65. He is my age． 他和我同歲。
66. Here you are． 給你。
67. No one knows . 沒有人知道。
68. Take it easy． 別緊張。
69. What a pity! 太遺憾了!
70. Any thing else? 還要別的嗎?
71. To be careful! 一定要小心!
72. Do me a favor? 幫個忙，好嗎?
73. Help yourself． 別客氣。
74. I'm on a diet． 我在節食。
75. Keep in Touch． 保持聯絡。
76. Time is money． 時間就是金錢。
77. Who's calling? 是哪一位?
78. You did right． 你做得對。
79. You set me up! 你出賣我!
80. Can I help you? 我能幫你嗎?
81. Enjoy yourself! 祝你玩得開心!
82. Excuse me，Sir． 先生，對不起。
83. Give me a hand! 幫幫我!
84. How's it going? 怎麼樣?
85. I have no idea． 我沒有頭緒。
86. I just made it! 我做到了!
87. I'll see to it 我會留意的。
88. I'm in a hurry! 我在趕時間!
89. It's her field． 這是她的本行。
90. It's up to you． 由你決定。
91. Just wonderful! 簡直太棒了!
92. What about you? 你呢?
93. You owe me one．你欠我一個人情。
94. You're welcome． 不客氣。
95. Any day will do． 哪一天都行夕
96. Are you kidding? 你在開玩笑吧!
97. Congratulations! 祝賀你!
98. T can't help it. 我情不自禁。
99. I don't mean it. 我不是故意的。
100. I'll fix you Up． 我會幫你打點的
101. It sounds great!． 聽起來很不錯。
102. It's a fine day。 今天是個好天。
103. So far，So good． 目前還不錯。
104. What time is it? 幾點了?
105. You can make it! 你能做到!
106. Control yourself! 克制一下!
107. He came by train． 他乘火車來。
108. He is ill in bed． 他卧病在床。
109. He lacks courage． 他缺乏勇氣。
110. How's everything? 一切還好吧?
111. I have no choice． 我別無選擇。
112. I like ice-cream． 我喜歡吃冰淇淋。
113. I love this game． 我鍾愛這項運動。
114. I'll try my best． 我盡力而為。
115. I'm On your side． 我全力支持你。
116. Long time no see! 好久不見!
117. No pain，no gain． 不勞無獲。
118. Well，it depends 噢，這得看情況。
119. We're all for it． 我們全都同意。
120. What a good deal! 真便宜!
121. What should I do? 我該怎麼辦？
122. You asked for it! 你自討苦吃!
123. You have my word． 我保證。
124. Believe it or not! 信不信由你!
125. Don't count on me．別指望我。
126. Don't fall for it! 別上當!
127. Don't let me down． 別讓我失望。
128. Easy come easy go． 來得容易，去得快。
129. I beg your pardon． 請你原諒。
130. I beg your pardon? 請您再說一遍(我沒有聽清)。
131. I'll be back soon． 我馬上回來。
132. I'll check it out． 我去查查看。
133. It』s a long story． 說來話長。
134. It』s Sunday today． 今天是星期天。
135. Just wait and see! 等著瞧!
136. Make up your mind． 做個決定吧。
137. That's all I need． 我就要這些。
138. The view is great． 景色多麼漂亮!
139. The wall has ears． 隔牆有耳。
140. There comes a bus． 汽車來了。
141. What day is today? 今天星期幾?
142. What do you think? 你怎麼認為？
143. Who told you that? 誰告訴你的?
144. Who's kicking off? 現在是誰在開球?
145. Yes，I suppose So． 是的，我也這么認為。
146. You can't miss it 你一定能找到的。
147. Any messages for me? 有我的留言嗎?
148. Don't be so modest． 別謙虛了。
149. Don't give me that! 少來這套!
150. He is a smart boy． 他是個小機靈鬼。
151. He is just a child． 他只是個孩子。
152. I can't follow you． 我不懂你說的。
153. I felt sort of ill. 我感覺有點不適。
154. I have a good idea! 我有一個好主意。
155. It is growing cool． 天氣漸漸涼爽起來。
156. It seems all right． 看來這沒問題。
157. It's going too far． 太離譜了。
158. May I use your pen? 我可以用你的筆嗎?
159. She had a bad cold． 她患了重感冒。
160. That's a good idea． 這個主意真不錯。
161. The answer is zero． 白忙了。
162. What does she like? 她喜歡什麼?
163. As soon as possible! 越快越好!
164. He can hardly speak． 他幾乎說不出話來。
165. He always talks big． 他總是吹牛。
166. He won an election． 他在選舉中獲勝。
167. I am a football fan． 我是個足球迷。
168. If only I could fly． 要是我能飛就好了。
169. I'll be right there． 我馬上就到。
170. I'll see you at six． 我六點鍾見你。
171. IS it true or false? 這是對的還是錯的?
172. Just read it for me． 就讀給我聽好了。
173. Knowledge is power． 知識就是力量。
174. Move out of my way! 讓開!
175. Time is running out． 沒時間了。
176. We are good friends． 我們是好朋友。
177. What's your trouble? 你哪兒不舒服?
178. You did fairly well! 你幹得相當不錯1
179. Clothes make the man． 人要衣裝。
180. Did you miss the bus? 你錯過公共汽車了?
181. Don't lose your head。 不要驚慌失措。
182. He can't take a joke． 他開不得玩笑。
183. He owes my uncle $100．他欠我叔叔100美元。
184. How are things going? 事情進展得怎樣?
185. How are you recently? 最近怎麼樣?
186. I know all about it． 我知道有關它的一切。
187. It really takes time． 這樣太耽誤時間了。
188. It's against the law． 這是違法的。
189. Love me，love my dog． (諺語)愛屋及烏。
190. My mouth is watering． 我要流口水了。
191. Speak louder，please． 說話請大聲點兒。
192. This boy has no job． 這個男孩沒有工作。
193. This house is my own． 這所房子是我自己的。
194. What happened to you? 你怎麼了?
195. You are just in time. 你來得正是時候。
196. You need to workout． 你需要去運動鍛煉一下。
197. Your hand feels cold． 你的手摸起來很冷。。
198. Don't be so childish. 別這么孩子氣。
199. Don't trust to chance! 不要碰運氣。
200. Fasten your seat belt． 系好你的安全帶。
③ 急！！！求英語幽默口語小對話
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?"The farmer replied, "What's time to a pig?"
一天，有一個城市裡的遊客來到一個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開著車，想看看農庄是什麼樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裡人看見一位農夫在宅後的草地上，手中抱著一頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裡人對農夫說，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫回答說，"時間對豬有什麼意義?"
One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
Girl: Yes, that's what he did.
Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...
Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父親在哪兒？
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。
「看，」哥哥說，「這些畫多漂亮呀！」
「是啊，」弟弟說道，「可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢？」
哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：「很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。」
The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可憐的丈夫
「你根本無法想像和我妻子打交道是多麼的難，」一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說，「她問我一個問題，然後自己回答了，過後又花半個小時跟我解釋為什麼我的答案是錯的。」
Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道這個諺語嗎？
一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。
「沒有關系，」一位先生說，「不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：『吠狗不咬人。』」
「啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎？」
④ 急求一份幽默詼諧式的英語口語二人對話範文
昨天來了個老外，進到辦公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戲，只有自己比較清閑，就面帶微笑的：「hello?」
老外：「hi.」
前台小姐：「you have what thing?」
老外：「can you speak english?」
前台小姐：「if i not speak english, i am speaking what?」
老外：「can anybody else speak english? 」
前台小姐：「you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.」
老外：「good heavens. anybody here can speak english?」
前台小姐：「 shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.」
老外：「i want to speak to your head.」
前台小姐：「head not zai.you tomorrow come.」
⑤ 英語一分鍾口語考試，求英文幽默故事一篇
李陽時代背的：
An Awkward Situation
A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.
"What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?"
"Yes" was the answer. "She is my wife."
"Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said. "Of course her voice isn't bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song. "
"I did." was the answer.
可能短了點，不過如果聲情並茂，做點動作，大概夠吧。。。
⑥ 急求一份幽默詼諧式的英語口語二人對話範文
經典對話一：
男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎？）
女：Actually I』d rather have the money.（不必，我寧願留下那些錢。)
經典對話二：
男：Can I have your name?（直譯：我能有你的名字嗎？）
女：Why? Don』t you already have one? （為什麼？你不是已經有一個了嗎？）
經典對話三：
男：I』m a photographer. I』ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
女：I』m a plastic surgeon. I』ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科醫生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
經典對話四：
男：Is this seat empty?（直譯：這個座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）
經典對話五：
男：Haven』t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什麼地方見過你？）
女：Yes. That』s why I don』t go there anymore.（是的。這就是為什麼我不再去那個地方的原因。）
經典對話六：
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎？）
女：Sorry. I』m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。這個周末我頭疼。）
經典對話七：
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能讓你非常快樂。）
女：Why? Are you leaving?（是嗎？你是說你要離開？）
⑦ 常用英語100句。日常用語 口語的一些話。。之類的
200多句，夠嗎？
背完這些，你的口語應該有些提高了：
1. I see．我明白了。 2. I quit! 我不幹了! 3. Let go! 放手! 4. Me too．我也是。 5. My god! 天哪! 6. No way! 不行! 7. Come on．來吧(趕快) 8. Hold on．等一等。 9. I agree。我同意。 10. Not bad．還不錯。 11. Not yet．還沒。 12. See you．再見。 13. Shut up! 閉嘴! 14. So long．再見。 15. Why not? 好呀! (為什麼不呢?) 16. Allow me．讓我來。 17. Be quiet! 安靜點! 18. Cheer up! 振作起來! 19. Good job! 做得好! 20. Have fun! 玩得開心! 21. How much? 多少錢? 22. I'm full．我飽了。 23. I'm home．我回來了。 24. I'm lost．我迷路了。 25. My treat．我請客。 26. So do I．我也一樣。 27. This way。這邊請。 28. After you．您先。 29. Bless you! 祝福你! 30. Follow me．跟我來。 31. Forget it! 休想! (算了!) 32. Good luck! 祝好運! 33. I decline! 我拒絕! 34. I promise．我保證。 35. Of course! 當然了! 36. Slow down! 慢點! 37. Take care! 保重! 38. They hurt． (傷口)疼。 39. Try again．再試試。 40. Watch out! 當心。 41. What's up? 有什麼事嗎? 42. Be careful! 注意! 43. Bottoms up! 乾杯(見底)! 44. Don't move! 不許動! 45. Guess what? 猜猜看? 46. I doubt it 我懷疑。 47. I think so．我也這么想。 48. I'm single．我是單身貴族。 49. Keep it up! 堅持下去! 50. Let me see．讓我想想。 51. Never mind．不要緊。 52. No problem! 沒問題! 53. That's all! 就這樣! 54. Time is up．時間快到了。 55. What's new? 有什麼新鮮事嗎? 56. Count me on 算上我。 57. Don't worry．別擔心。 58. Feel better? 好點了嗎? 59. I love you! 我愛你! 60. I'm his fan。我是他的影迷。 61. Is it yours? 這是你的嗎? 62. That's neat．這很好。 63. Are you sure? 你肯定嗎? 64. Do l have to 非做不可嗎? 65. He is my age．他和我同歲。 66. Here you are．給你。 67. No one knows . 沒有人知道。 68. Take it easy．別緊張。 69. What a pity! 太遺憾了! 70. Any thing else? 還要別的嗎? 71. To be careful! 一定要小心! 72. Do me a favor? 幫個忙，好嗎? 73. Help yourself．別客氣。 74. I'm on a diet．我在節食。 75. Keep in Touch．保持聯絡。 76. Time is money．時間就是金錢。 77. Who's calling? 是哪一位? 78. You did right．你做得對。 79. You set me up! 你出賣我! 80. Can I help you? 我能幫你嗎? 81. Enjoy yourself! 祝你玩得開心! 82. Excuse me，Sir．先生，對不起。 83. Give me a hand! 幫幫我! 84. How's it going? 怎麼樣? 85. I have no idea．我沒有頭緒。 86. I just made it! 我做到了! 87. I'll see to it 我會留意的。 88. I'm in a hurry! 我在趕時間! 89. It's her field．這是她的本行。 90. It's up to you．由你決定。 91. Just wonderful! 簡直太棒了! 92. What about you? 你呢? 93. You owe me one．你欠我一個人情。 94. You're welcome．不客氣。 95. Any day will do．哪一天都行夕 96. Are you kidding? 你在開玩笑吧! 97. Congratulations! 祝賀你! 98. I can't help it. 我情不自禁。 99. I don't mean it. 我不是故意的。 100. I'll fix you Up．我會幫你打點的 101. It sounds great!．聽起來很不錯。 102. It's a fine day。今天是個好天。 103. So far，So good．目前還不錯。 104. What time is it? 幾點了? 105. You can make it! 你能做到! 106. Control yourself! 克制一下! 107. He came by train．他乘火車來。 108. He is ill in bed．他卧病在床。 109. He lacks courage．他缺乏勇氣。 110. How's everything? 一切還好吧? 111. I have no choice．我別無選擇。 112. I like ice-cream．我喜歡吃冰淇淋。 113. I love this game．我鍾愛這項運動。 114. I'll try my best．我盡力而為。 115. I'm On 還不錯。 104. What time is it? 幾點了? 105. You can make it! 你能做到! 106. Control yourself! 克制一下! 107. He came by train．他乘火車來。 108. He is ill in bed．他卧病在床。 109. He lacks courage．他缺乏勇氣。 110. How's everything? 一切還好吧? 111. I have no choice．我別無選擇。 112. I like ice-cream．我喜歡吃冰淇淋。 113. I love this game．我鍾愛這項運動。 114. I'll try my best．我盡力而為。 115. I'm On your side．我全力支持你。 116. Long time no see! 好久不見! 117. No pain，no gain．不勞無獲。 118. Well，it depends 噢，這得看情況。 119. We're all for it．我們全都同意。 120. What a good deal! 真便宜! 121. What should I do? 我該怎麼辦？ 122. You asked for it! 你自討苦吃! 123. You have my word．我保證。 124. Believe it or not! 信不信由你! 125. Don't count on me．別指望我。 126. Don't fall for it! 別上當! 127. Don't let me down．別讓我失望。 128. Easy come easy go．來得容易，去得快。 129. I beg your pardon．請你原諒。 130. I beg your pardon? 請您再說一遍(我沒有聽清)。 131. I'll be back soon．我馬上回來。 132. I'll check it out．我去查查看。 133. It』s a long story．說來話長。 134. It』s Sunday today．今天是星期天。 135. Just wait and see! 等著瞧! 136. Make up your mind．做個決定吧。 137. That's all I need．我就要這些。 138. The view is great．景色多麼漂亮! 139. The wall has ears．隔牆有耳。 140. There comes a bus．汽車來了。 141. What day is today? 今天星期幾? 142. What do you think? 你怎麼認為？ 143. Who told you that? 誰告訴你的? 144. Who's kicking off? 現在是誰在開球? 145. Yes，I suppose So．是的，我也這么認為。 146. You can't miss it 你一定能找到的。 147. Any messages for me? 有我的留言嗎? 148. Don't be so modest．別謙虛了。 149. Don't give me that! 少來這套! 150. He is a smart boy．他是個小機靈鬼。 151. He is just a child．他只是個孩子。 152. I can't follow you．我不懂你說的。 153. I felt sort of ill. 我感覺有點不適。 154. I have a good idea! 我有一個好主意。 155. It is growing cool．天氣漸漸涼爽起來。 156. It seems all right．看來這沒問題。 157. It's going too far．太離譜了。 158. May I use your pen? 我可以用你的筆嗎? 159. She had a bad cold．她患了重感冒。 160. That's a good idea．這個主意真不錯。 161. The answer is zero．白忙了。 162. What does she like? 她喜歡什麼? 163. As soon as possible! 越快越好! 164. He can hardly speak．他幾乎說不出話來。 165. He always talks big．他總是吹牛。 166. He won an election．他在選舉中獲勝。 167. I am a football fan．我是個足球迷。 168. If only I could fly．要是我能飛就好了。 169. I'll be right there．我馬上就到。 170. I'll see you at six．我六點鍾見你。 171. IS it true or false? 這是對的還是錯的? 172. Just read it for me．就讀給我聽好了。 173. Knowledge is power．知識就是力量。 174. Move out of my way! 讓開! 175. Time is running out．沒時間了。 176. We are good friends．我們是好朋友。 177. What's your trouble? 你哪兒不舒服? 178. You did fairly well! 你幹得相當不錯1 179. Clothes make the man．人要衣裝。 180. Did you miss the bus? 你錯過公共汽車了? 181. Don't lose your head。不要驚慌失措。 182. He can't take a joke．他開不得玩笑。 183. He owes my uncle $100．他欠我叔叔100美元。 184. How are things going? 事情進展得怎樣? 185. How are you recently? 最近怎麼樣? 186. I know all about it．我知道有關它的一切。 187. It really takes time．這樣太耽誤時間了。 188. It's against the law．這是違法的。 189. Love me，love my dog． (諺語)愛屋及烏。 190. My mouth is watering．我要流口水了。 191. Speak louder，please．說話請大聲點兒。 192. This boy has no job．這個男孩沒有工作。 193. This house is my own．這所房子是我自己的。 194. What happened to you? 你怎麼了? 195. You are just in time. 你來得正是時候。 196. You need to workout．你需要去運動鍛煉一下。 197. Your hand feels cold．你的手摸起來很冷。。 198. Don't be so childish. 別這么孩子氣。 199. Don't trust to chance! 不要碰運氣。 200. Fasten your seat belt．系好你的安全帶。 201. He has a large income. 他有很高的收入。 202. He looks very healthy．他看來很健康。 203. He paused for a reply．他停下來等著•回答。 204. He repaired his house．他修理了他的房子。 205. He suggested a picnic. 他建議搞一次野餐。 206. Here's a gift for you．這里有個禮物送給你。 207. How much does it cost? 多少錢? 208. I caught the last bus. 我趕上了最後一班車。 209. I could hardly speak．我簡直說不出話來。 210. I'll have to try that．我得試試這么做。 211. I'm very proud of you．我為你感到非常驕傲。 212. It doesn't make sense. 這沒有意義(不合常理)。 213. Make yourself at home．請不要拘禮。 214. My car needs washing．我的車需要洗一洗。 215. None of your business! 與你無關! 216. Not a sound was heard. 一點聲音也沒有。 217. That's always the case．習以為常了。 218. The road divides here. 這條路在這里分岔。 219. Those are watermelons．那些是西瓜。 220. What a nice day it is! 今天天氣真好! 221. What's wrong with you? 你哪裡不對勁? 222. You are a chicken．你是個膽小鬼。 223. A lovely day，isn't it? 好天氣，是嗎? 224. He is collecting money．他在籌集資金。 225. He was born in New York．他出生在紐約。 226. He was not a bit tired．他一點也不累。 227. I will be more careful．我會小心一些的， 228. I will never forget it．我會記著的。 229. It is Just what I need．這正是我所需要的。 230. It rather surprised me．那事使我頗感驚訝。 231. Just around the comer．就在附近。 232. Just for entertainment．只是為了消遣一下。 233. Let bygones be bygones．過去的，就讓它過去吧。 234. Mother doesn't make up．媽媽不化妝。 235. Oh，you are kidding me．哦，你別拿我開玩笑了。 236. She has been to school. 她上學去了。 237. Skating is interesting．滑冰很有趣。 238. Supper is ready at six．晚餐六點鍾就好了。 239. That's a terrific idea! 真是好主意! 240. What horrible weather! 這鬼天氣! 241. Which would you prefer? 你要選哪個? 242. Does she like ice-cream? 她喜歡吃冰淇淋嗎? 243. First come first served．先到先得。 244. Great minds think alike．英雄所見略同。 245. He has a sense of humor．他有幽默感。 246. He is acting an old man．他正扮演一個老人。 247. He is looking for a job．他正在找工作。 248. He doesn't care about me．他並不在乎我。 249. I develop films myself．我自己沖洗照片。 250. I felt no regret for it．對這件事我不覺得後悔。 251. I get up at six o'clock．我六點起床。 252. I meet the boss himself．我見到了老闆本人。 253. I owe you for my dinner. 我欠你晚餐的錢。 254. I really enjoyed myself．我玩得很開心。 255. I'm fed up with my work! 我對工作煩死了! 256. It's no use complaining. 發牢騷沒什麼用。 257. She's under the weather．她心情•不好。 258. The child sobbed sadly．小孩傷心地抽泣著。 259. The rumor had no basis．那謠言沒有•根據。 260. They praised him highly．他們大大地表揚了他。 261. Winter is a cold season. 冬天是一個，寒冷的季節。 262. You can call me any time．你可以隨時打電話給我。 263. 15 divided by3 equals 5． 15除以3等於5。 264. All for one，one for all．我為人人，人人為我。 265. East,west，home is best．金窩，銀窩，不如自己的草窩。 266. He grasped both my hands. 他緊握住我的雙手。
⑧ 英語幽默小故事三分鍾，英語口語測試難不難
幽默小故事一：慎重許願
Be Careful What You Wish For
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband『s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I『d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
慎重許願
一對結婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。
慶祝活動中，一位仙女出現了。她說，由於他們是已經結婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個願望。
妻子想周遊世界。仙女招了招手。「呯!」的一聲，她的手中出現了一張票。
接下來該丈夫許願了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，「那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人。」
仙女拾起了魔術棒。「呯!」，他變成了90歲。
幽默小故事二：袋鼠與籠子
(Kangaroos and the Cage)
One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came to the conclusion that the cage was placed too low and decided to raise it from one to two meters high. But the next day the kangaroos were still at large and they again raised the cage to three meters.
有一天，動物園的管理員們發現袋鼠從籠子里跑出來了， 於是開會討論，一致認為是籠子的高度過低，所以他們決定將籠子的高度由原來的1米加高到2米。結果第二天他們發現，袋鼠還是跑到外面來，所以他們又決定再將高度加高到3米。
Quite beyond their expectation the next morning they saw the kangaroos still free to go about. They were alarmed and determined to go to all the length by raising the cage to the height of ten meters.
沒想到隔天居然又看到袋鼠全跑到外面，於是管理 員們大為緊張，決定一不做二不休，將籠子的高度加高到10米。
Later a giraffe, while chatting with some kangaroos, asked them, 「Do you think they will go on raising your cage?」
一天，長頸鹿和幾只袋鼠在閑聊，「你們看，這些人 會不會再繼續加高你們的籠子?」長頸鹿問。
「Hard to say,」 said a kangaroo, 「if they continue forgetting to fasten the cage door.」
「很難說。」袋鼠說，「如果他們再繼續忘記關門的話!」
⑨ 英語口語常用的30句贊美語
1. You look great today。(你今天看上去很棒。)【每天都可以用！】
2. You did a good job. (你幹得非常好。)【國際最通用的表揚！】
3. We』re so proud of you。(我們十分為你驕傲。)【最高級的表揚！】
4. I』m very pleased with your work。(我對你的工作非常滿意。)【正式、真誠的贊揚！】
5. This is really a nice place。(這真是個好地方！)【隨口就說、但效果很好的表揚！】
6. You』re looking sharp! (你看上去真精神/真棒/真漂亮。)【與眾不同的表揚！】
7. You always know the right thing to say. =
8. You』re very eloquent。(你總是說話得體。) 【高層次的表揚！】
9. Nice going! = you did a good job。(幹得好！)【極其地道的表揚！】
10. The food is delicious。(好吃！)【最普通、但非常重要的表揚！】
11. Everything tastes great。(每樣東西都很美味！)
12. Your son/daughter is so cute。(你的孩子很可愛。)【外國人絕對喜歡聽的表揚！】
13. What an adorable baby! (多麼可愛的孩子。)【只管大膽用！】
14. I admire your work. = 15。
15. I respect your work。(我對你的工作表示敬意。)【世界通用！】
16. You』ve got a great personality。(你的個性很好。)【一個非常安全的表揚！】
17. You have a good sense of humor。(你真幽默。)【美國人極其喜歡的表揚！】
18. Your Chinese is really surprising。(你的中文令人驚訝。)【絕對和其他人不一樣的表
揚！】
19. Your English is incredible。(我真不敢相信你的英語。)【用了六星級形容詞！】
20. You have a very successful business。(你的事業很成功。)【現代人非常喜歡聽！】
21. You』re very professional。(你非常專業。)【專業化的表揚！】
22. Your company is very impressive。(你的公司給我留下深刻印象。)
23. You』re so smart。(你非常聰明。)
24. I envy you very much。(我非常羨慕你。)
25. Your wife is very charming。(你的妻子很有魅力！)
26. You two make a lovely couple。(你們真是天生的一對！)
27. You』re really talented。(你很有天賦。)
28. You look nice in that color。(你穿那種顏色很好看。)
29. You have a good taste。(你很有品位。)
30. You look like a million dollars. = you look outstanding. =you look like a movie star。(你看上去帥呆了。)