❶ 有趣的英語常用口語
1 這幅畫賣嗎？Is the picture want to be sold?
2 你能把它賣給我嗎？ Can you sell it to me?
3 我不是故意的。 I didn't mean to.
4 我郁悶。 vapor.
5 我掛了。回I'm in the flue/st.
6 我樂意。I'd love to.
7 我暈了。 Faint.
8 我坦答白。 I confess freely to you.
9 我受不了。 I'm too rich for my blood./I can't stand
10 我說了算。 Only what I says goes.
11 我的心都碎了。 It broke my heart.
12 我只在乎你。 I only have eyes for you.
13 我捨不得你。 Stint you.
14 我都看到了 I all see.
❷ 有沒有簡單的英文 段子 在口試現場可以調侃的那種
like one of these one-sided hills. Reelation must climb painfully from base to peak, on the slope side, with interest on a up-grade, say, of one foot in ten; an』 then when
❸ 急求一份幽默詼諧式的英語口語二人對話範文
經典對話一：
男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎？）
女：Actually I』d rather have the money.（不必，我寧願留下那些錢。)
經典對話二：
男：Can I have your name?（直譯：我能有你的名字嗎？）
女：Why? Don』t you already have one? （為什麼？你不是已經有一個了嗎？）
經典對話三：
男：I』m a photographer. I』ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
女：I』m a plastic surgeon. I』ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科醫生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
經典對話四：
男：Is this seat empty?（直譯：這個座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）
經典對話五：
男：Haven』t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什麼地方見過你？）
女：Yes. That』s why I don』t go there anymore.（是的。這就是為什麼我不再去那個地方的原因。）
經典對話六：
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎？）
女：Sorry. I』m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。這個周末我頭疼。）
經典對話七：
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能讓你非常快樂。）
女：Why? Are you leaving?（是嗎？你是說你要離開？）
❹ 請問一些英語口語常用的粗口話
有啊。。
the son of bitch
bullshit
what's the fuck
what's the hell
bloody
suck my dick
damn it
asshole
fuck
idiot
stupid
retard
哎。。。我都不好意思講了。。。太惡心了
❺ 求幾句英語常用口語。
1、對不起，我沒聽清楚，請你再說一遍。 Sorry, I didn't catch that. Could you repeat it again?
2、對不起，我不會。Sorry, I don't know/I don't understand.
3、我明白了。I understand now.
4、讓我試一試。Let me try it out.
5、讓我再試一試。Let me try again.
6、你確定嗎？我確定。Are you positive/sure? Yes, I'm positive/sure.
7、再讓我想一想。Let me think about it.
8、我知道了。I know now.
9、我可以問幾個問題嗎？可以，請問吧。Can I ask a few questions. Yes, ask away.
10、書用英語怎麼說。How do you say "書" in English?
11、book用中文怎麼說。How do you say "book" in Chinese?
12、謝謝你的誇獎。Thanks for the compliments!
13、不要緊，沒關系。Don't worry, it's okay.
14、我今年X歲。I'm X years old.
15、我來自XXX。（某地、某學校） I come from XXX.
16、這個問題對我來說太復雜了。This problem is too complicated for me.
17、對不起，你回答錯了。I'm sorry, you got it wrong.
18、噢，你是對的。Oh, you're right.
19、你回答得很棒（好）！Great answer!
20、從那邊走。Walk that way.
21、你是怎麼想的？What do you think?
22、我只這么想的：XXX I just think XXX
❻ 急！！！求英語幽默口語小對話
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?"The farmer replied, "What's time to a pig?"
一天，有一個城市裡的遊客來到一個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開著車，想看看農庄是什麼樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裡人看見一位農夫在宅後的草地上，手中抱著一頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裡人對農夫說，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫回答說，"時間對豬有什麼意義?"
One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
Girl: Yes, that's what he did.
Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...
Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父親在哪兒？
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。
「看，」哥哥說，「這些畫多漂亮呀！」
「是啊，」弟弟說道，「可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢？」
哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：「很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。」
The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可憐的丈夫
「你根本無法想像和我妻子打交道是多麼的難，」一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說，「她問我一個問題，然後自己回答了，過後又花半個小時跟我解釋為什麼我的答案是錯的。」
Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道這個諺語嗎？
一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。
「沒有關系，」一位先生說，「不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：『吠狗不咬人。』」
「啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎？」