1. 求關於幸福的英語情景對話，比較幽默的，三分鍾左右，謝謝啦。
晚飯後，來一家人聚源在一起看電視，新聞說自從開放二胎後，家裡的孩子威脅父母不讓生二胎，八歲的侄女卻對媽媽說「媽媽，如果你要生二胎，我不會哭也不會鬧。」「女兒真的媽媽的小棉襖，可是媽媽想知道為什麼啊？」「你這么精打細算，我不說你也知道。」「精打細算？」「對啊，你知道生二胎需要很多錢，我們家這么窮，你肯定不會生，我自然也不會哭鬧。
2. 關於5個人的幽默英語情景對話，急要,謝謝
A: what are you reading? B: oh, it』 the latest novel by ray blune. It』s a sic-fi thriller. A; I thought he usually wrote horror books. B: he does. He』s good at this genre too. It』s a captivating read. A; we』re going to the bookshop. Would you like to join us? B; yes, I would. I need to buy a textbook for my course and, as you know, I love browsing through the latest paperbacks. A: me too. I need something to read on the flight to new york. I can never sleep on planes. Sarah wants to pick up some children』s books for her daughter. B: I want to look at nelson mandela』s autobiography. A: this is sure to be a worthwhile read. Intemp3ediate A: good morning. I』m from the new york book review. Could I ask you some question about your latest book? B: sure. Take a seat… what would you like to know? A; first, I』ve heard that your latest book is based on a true story. B; that』s correct. It』s a murder mystery based on actual murders that book place in florida several years ago. The main character-the police invesigator-is based on the man who investigated the case. A: how do you research your books? B: I always visit the places that I use as setting for stories. Readers like things to be as factually correct as possible-even in fiction! I usually base my characters on people I have met. Most character are a mixture of the characters of two or more people. A; I really like your books. I』ve just finished this one. I read it from cover to cover in a single day. Congratulation on making the bestseller list yet again! B; thank you. Let met sign it for you …there you go. A; oh! Thank you very much. I heard that you are currently writing a collection of short stories. What are the stories about? B: there』s a real mix of stories in the book. I haven』t finished all of them yet, though. 匡威帆布鞋 http://www.kuangweifanbuxie.org
3. 求英語口語的情景對話（三個人的）
A: How are you guysgetting on with your English learning these days?
B: I am making quitea good progress.
C: Me too, I am notdoing at all bad, actually, how about yourself.
A: Not so good! I find it hard, very hard!
B: Well, I think learning English require many condition andimportant elements.
C: Yes, that』s how I find it too. There at least 5 importantelements for English learning.
A: Vow, really? What are these elements then?
C: Well, first of all it is talents of course, then comes learning environment, interest, perseverance and finall methods. A: Can you be a bit more specific?
C: Needless to say, talent is one who armed with extraordinarylearning abilities.
B: Interest is a very important key in learning too, No onewill ever succeed if not having enough interest with things!
C: That』s true, and perseverance is the next, I am sure it need not to be explained and everyone should know that an import element it completing any task! A: yes, I know that too
C: Another key is learning environment, if you are studying abroad or working for a foreign company where you are in contact with colleagues who are speaking English all the time. Then you are most likely to learn
English much quicker too.
A: That』s quite true as well.
C: Finally, it comes to methods. Apart from going to a proper English training school, you should paying equal attention to reading listening, writing and conversation. Would do without any one!B: But I think there is still one more important element.
A: What would that be?
B: This is indivial character!
C: What are about it then?
B: Indivial character is very important. Someone must dare to talk and talk a lot, because learn foreign language require you to talk a lot and it is use to communicate with foreigners In the first place anyway, if you are a shy person and find it very hard to open your mouth to talk, then I don』t think you will ever learn very good English. C: Oh yes, you are quite right!
A: Thanks for you guys』 most useful advice.
B: I am glad to help, hope that it would be useful to you.
C: Likewise here, you are welcome. Besides we are good friends,aren』t we?
三個人的對話，有情景，也有開頭和結尾。
很樂意能夠幫到你，希望會對你有助。
若不明白請繼續問，如滿意敬請採納，O(∩_∩)O謝謝你。
4. 急需幾篇英語口語情景對話
A: Now, today we will talk about friendship. What do you think about friendship?
B: Everyone needs friendship. No one can sail the ocean of life single handed. We need help from, and also give help to, others.
A: Yes, I agree with you. In the modern age, people attach more importance to relations and connections. A man of charisma has many friends. His power lies in his ability to give.
B: The term, friend, can be a nodding acquaintance, a comrade, a partner, a playmate, a brother, an intimate etc.
A: True friends share not only joy but, more often than not, they share sorrow.
B: Yes! Without friendship, our life is hostile , unfortunate and meaningless.
A: To many of my friends, I know what to treasure, what to tolerate and what to share, I will never forget my old friends and keep making new friends. I will not be cold and indifferent to the poor friends and will show concern for them.
5. 跪求英語四人口語練習，類似於情景對話的那種 三到五分鍾的 最好是搞笑的 謝謝 速解！
Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
And one day she flied to 「Fragrance Country」. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince』s fragrant feet.
There was a princess who couldn』t sleep in 「Beauty Country」. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn』t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn』t sleep, she only had to smell the prince』s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
Characters：
Ada 小女孩 旁白
Queen
King
PrincePrincess
WitchTwo crows, two flowers, two strangers
SCENE I
(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)
Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
Ada: And one day she flied to 「Fragrance country」. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.
Witch: （ and laughing and dancing）I』m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I』m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don』t want to live. I want to fly away!
（Flying to the Fragrance country）
Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what』s the smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It』s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he』s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I』m really the most charming witch. (Fly away)
Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess.
Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what』s wrong? What a bad smell!! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It』s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can』t believe it!
SCENE II
(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)
Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.
Crow A: Please go away…
Crow B: Quickly! It』s full of bad smell here.
Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!
(Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.)
Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.
Flower A: Oh! I can』t live without fresh air.
Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.
Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.
(Prince continues to walk.)
Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.
(Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)
Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.
Stranger B: Oh! Don』t talk nonsense.
Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It』s him.
Strangers: Just get lost! Dirty man!
Prince: Oh I』m sorry. I』m not a dirty man. My feet are really disgusting.
(Prince continues to walk.)
SCENE III
Ada: There was a princess who couldn』t sleep in 「Beauty country.」Although king and queen tried many methods, she still couldn』t sleep.
Ada: The king and the queen are very worried about their daughter. Then, they finally found a perfect solution after several trials and failures…
(In the palace.)
Queen: I am the queen!
King: Of course I am the king!
Queen: You never care about your daughter!!!
King: So…what happened to our baby?
Queen: My dear daughter can』t sleep!
King: So…what can we do?
(Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.)
King: Oh~my dear, just take them all.
Princess: Take them all? Are you sure?
King: Yes!
Princess: (Take medicine) I still can』t sleep.I still can』t sleep!
(Try another method.)
King: Hey my dear! Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting Sheep.
Princess: 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep …..oh,dad, I still can』t sleep!
King: Oh, no! It didn』t work. Maybe we should get help from people.
Queen: OK! Go out on the streets and find some help.
SCENE IV
(Prince walks in the Beauty Country and looks at a crowd of people. Some people try to make the princess sleep.)
Prince: (To himself.) I think I can make the princess sleep! Can I try?
Queen: Yes! It』s our pleasure. Please try.
Prince: Thank you! (Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess.) Sorry! My dear princess!
Princess: Oh! Your feet smell so awful. I can』t breathe and I want to sleep.
Queen: Oh no! My dear~ What happened to you? Don』t scare us!
(King touches her nose to check if the princess breathes.)
King: She』s still breathing. She just fell asleep.Queen: Thank you! Oh, thank God! My dear baby finally fell asleep.(Queen hugs the Princess.)
King: (To the prince.) Oh! Thank you! We are very lucky to meet you.
Prince: I can』t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!!
Queen: Oh! Don』t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter.
King: Yes! This is a happy ending.
Ada: Whenever the princess couldn』t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince』s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together. 翻譯 從前，一個巫婆有一雙臭腳，人們都很討厭。所以，她想找一個人換掉她的雙腳。
有一天她來到"香國" 。她發現，人人都有雙香腳。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭腳換了王子的香腳。
有一位公主，她總是失眠。雖然國王和王後在嘗試了很多方法，她還不能睡覺。國王和王後陛下非常擔心自己的女兒。
最後，他們就發現了一個方法：每當公主無法入睡，她只需要嗅王子的臭腳，然後她將睡得很好。
最後王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。角色：阿達王後國王王子公主女巫兩只烏鴉，兩朵花，兩個陌生人場景1(一天下午,一個女孩,Ada,正在讀書)阿達:哦~多有趣的故事!從前…一個女巫有一雙臭腳，聞起來竟然比臭豆腐還臭，很惡心。因此,她想找一個人要的腳去換她的腳。阿達:有一天,她飛到「香國」。她發現那的人都有一雙香腳，王子的腳最香。王子在樹下小憩並打著鼾。 女巫:(尖叫著,笑著跳舞)我是最完美的，我既有美麗又有智慧。越來越多的人落入我…我…腳!哦,不,我的腳!我這么迷人的女巫,但是為什麼我的腳這么臭呢?每個人聞到我的腳都會暈過去。我的腳的味道可以殺死老鼠。哦,我不想活了。我要飛走了!(飛往香氣國家)女巫:(哭泣)我討厭我的腳!我討厭我的腳!(低聲說)哈哈,那是什麼味道?聞起來太香了。（搜索)哦，一個多麼英俊的男孩。(走進,深呼吸)哦,哦,哦,為什麼他的腳有著如此甜美的味道?這真不公平!(生氣地說)不公平!瞧,他睡覺打鼾。讓我和他換腳!(魔法和大聲地笑)哦,我的腳。你聞起來太香了!現在,我真的是最迷人的女巫了。(飛走了)王子:(睡著,做夢)哎呀!多麼美麗的女孩!你是我唯一的親愛的公主。王子:(醒來了!)哦~怎麼了?什麼是壞的氣味! !這個房間有股臭豆腐的味道。它是我的桌子嗎?我的手嗎?我的椅子?我的頭嗎?或者我的窗嗎?噢,不!是我的腳。我有一雙臭腳。這是怎麼回事?(抓住他的頭。)(逃跑)我不敢相信!場景2(王子行走,看見幾只烏鴉。)王子:哦~有許多烏鴉。烏鴉:請快走…烏鴉B:快!這里充滿了難聞的氣味。烏鴉:我們都快要死過去了,因為你的腳太惡心。王子:哦!我很抱歉…我的腳給你帶來很多麻煩…對不起~ !（小王子繼續走，他看到一些花。)王子:哼~我喜歡花的芳香。花:哦!我不能沒有新鮮的空氣。花B:請你的腳離我們遠一點。花:你的腳太惡心了。王子:為什麼每個人都不喜歡我那?我太傷心了,我很抱歉讓你們感覺不好。（小王子繼續走了。)王子:我能做些什麼?我希望我的腳重新香起來。(許多外邦人走供應商在路上。)路人A:你有沒有踩到什麼?檢查下你的鞋子。路人B:哦!別胡說八道。路人A:我知道那難聞的氣味從何而來。是他。路人B:就滾開!骯臟的男人!王子:哦,我很抱歉。我不是一個骯臟的人。我的腳太臟了。（小王子繼續走了。)場景3阿達: 在「美麗國」，有一位公主總是睡不著。雖然國王和王後曾嘗試過許多方法,她仍然無法入睡。阿達:國王和王後非常擔心他們的女兒。經過幾個試驗和失敗後，他們終於找到一個完美的解決辦法。 (進入了宮殿。)王後:我是女王!王:我當然是國王!王後:你不關心你的女兒! ! !國王:那麼…我們的孩子發生了什麼事?王後:我親愛的女兒睡不著!國王:那麼…我們能做些什麼呢?(女王給她女兒帶來許多種葯丸。)國王:哦~我親愛的,把這些葯都吃掉。公主:都吃掉嗎?你確定嗎?國王:是的!公主:(吃葯)我還是睡不著，我還是睡不著!(試著另一種方法。)國王:嘿,親愛的!爸爸教你的一種睡眠的好方法:數羊。公主:1隻綿羊2羊三羊……爸爸，我還是睡不著！國王:噢,不!沒有用。也許我們應該找人幫幫忙。王後:好吧!去在大街上,看看誰有辦法。場景4王子走在「美麗國」的路上,看到一群人，他們在試圖讓公主睡覺。)王子:(對他自己說)我想我讓公主睡覺!我可以試試嗎?王後:當然可以!這是我們的榮幸。請試試吧!王子:謝謝!(他把鞋子脫掉，把他的腳放在公主前面)對不起!我親愛的公主!公主:哦!你的腳聞起來是如此的臭。我不能呼吸了,我要睡覺了。王後:噢,不!我親愛的~,你發生了什麼事?不要嚇我們!(國王碰觸到她的鼻子檢查公主的呼吸。)國王:她還在呼吸。她只是睡著了。王後:謝謝!哦,感謝上帝!我親愛的寶貝終於睡著了。(女王抱走公主)國王:(對王子說)哦!謝謝!我們很幸運,能見到你。王子:我簡直不敢相信!我的惡心的腳如此有魔力! !王後:啊!不要這么說，他們不是惡心。恭喜你!你要嫁給我親愛的女兒。國王:是的!這是一個幸福的結局。阿達:每當公主睡不著,她只要聞王子的臭腳就會睡得很好。最後,王子和公主幸福地生活在一起。
6. 英語口語考試，有五個情景對話，求大神給出劇本，三分鍾，英文最好，中文也行，但求幽默
（自言自語）哦，真是糟糕，居然找不到路了。。（突然看到一個正在看書的女生）你好，同學！我是外國佬，第一次來這里，我可以問你個問題嗎？
(automatic speaking) Oh, really bad, I can't find the way.. (suddenly saw a girl is read a Book) Hello, students! I am the foreigner, come here for the first time, may I ask you a question?
（抬起頭）額，什麼事？
(Tai Qitou) well, what is it?
啊哈，世界之大，能遇見你這樣的姑娘真是榮幸啊~~額，（撓頭）能告訴我，去廁所的路嗎？
Ah, the world is big, can meet you this girl is really honored ah ~ ~ well, (might) tell me, go to the toilet of the road?
哦，天哪，你是眼花了嗎？我是女生，怎麼會去過男廁所呢？我當然不知道啦
Oh, God, you are dazed? I am a girl, how could have been men's toilet? Of course I don't know
額，在中國，廁所不是在一起的嗎？。。。
Well, in China, toilet not together?...
哦，當然不是。這里可沒有你那裡那麼開放
Oh, of course not. Here without you there so open
好吧，我不是那個意思。那麼，女廁所在哪裡呢？
OK. I didn't mean that. So, where is the toilet?
什麼！？你要去女廁所！？
Sorry? Do you want to go to the toilet!?
哦，不，我很急，你能快點告訴我嗎？
Oh, no, I'm in a hurry, can you tell me?
好吧，說實話，我也不是本地人，我剛剛來這里度假，所以我無法回答你的問題，抱歉咯
Well, to tell you the truth, I have not a native, I just came here for a holiday, so I can't answer your question, I'm sorry
額……
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7. 求幽默的英語情景對話（3人），有附中文翻譯的，3~5分鍾左右。 符合的另加分
有一個人有三個兒子,老大叫流氓,老二叫菜刀,老三麻煩。有一天，麻煩專失蹤了，老大帶著屬老二來到公安局報警，老大對警察說：「警察你好,我是流氓(老大)帶著菜刀(老二)來找麻煩(老三)。」
There was a man who had three sons, one called rogue,The second call Kitchen knife,The third call trouble.One day,trouble Be missing,Mobile phone with The second
To the Public Security Bureau To alarm，Mobile phone The police said：「The police hello，
I'm blackguard( Mobile phone) with Kitchen knife(The second ) come look for In trouble(The third ).
8. 英語口語情景對話
1.
A:Hi,what are you guys going to do tomorrow ?
B:I will go to picnic with my parents,and what's your plan,C ?
C:My sister will take me to the library,I didn't go there for a long time.
A:Well,I'll just stay home and help my mother to do some housework,'cause I think she works so hard ,don't you think so?
B:You are a good boy(girl),my mother always doesn't want me to do anything for her,just tell me study and study again......I hate that.
C:Woo,I think I have the same problem with you.
A:That's bad.You might visit us with your mum after the vacation,I bet they will change their mind,good luck and have a nice holiday!
B&C:Thank you very much,see you!
2.
Hello,everyone,I am very glad to stay here with you and introce myself.it is my first time to do this in another language,it's interesting and strange to me ,but I like it.
I am(你的年齡)years old,you can call me(你的名字)。Now,we are in a brand new class together,I wish I can be the friend with all of you,thank you!（鞠躬敬禮）
兩三次的左修又改我花費了近乎個吧小時時間... I am awfully sorry ...... 還有，同學，猴子和老虎不是論個的，加油哦！
9. 急求一份幽默詼諧式的英語口語二人對話範文
經典對話一：
男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎？）
女：Actually I』d rather have the money.（不必，我寧願留下那些錢。)
經典對話二：
男：Can I have your name?（直譯：我能有你的名字嗎？）
女：Why? Don』t you already have one? （為什麼？你不是已經有一個了嗎？）
經典對話三：
男：I』m a photographer. I』ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
女：I』m a plastic surgeon. I』ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科醫生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
經典對話四：
男：Is this seat empty?（直譯：這個座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）
經典對話五：
男：Haven』t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什麼地方見過你？）
女：Yes. That』s why I don』t go there anymore.（是的。這就是為什麼我不再去那個地方的原因。）
經典對話六：
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎？）
女：Sorry. I』m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。這個周末我頭疼。）
經典對話七：
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能讓你非常快樂。）
女：Why? Are you leaving?（是嗎？你是說你要離開？）