A. 求兩人的英語小品劇本
剛好我有。你看看。甲:親愛的觀眾朋友們，大家晚上好！（鞠躬）
乙：Good evening everyone ,Dear my friends。
甲：你說什麼？
乙：我說英語啊！
甲：英語？英國老鼠？好傢伙，來一中半個學期，成了洋鬼子了。
乙：這不是洋鬼子。這是世界普通話嘛——English.你懂嗎？
甲：哦，世界普通話。我也會說。世界不懂話嘛。我說給你聽。
乙：你說說給我聽！
甲：……
乙：這是什麼東東呀？
甲：哈，聽不懂就對了。這就是你說的世界不懂話。說了誰也聽不懂的話。
乙：咳，你這個人，什麼年代了，還這么落後，我說的可是正宗英語，現在 已經成了世界通用的語言了，所以 叫世界普通話。就象中國普通話一樣普及。
甲：是嘛。你這么說，我倒要見識見識了。
乙：你想學英語？
甲：廢話。不學不就象你說的，落後了嘛？
乙；對，你真聰明！
甲：你可以教我嘛？
乙；好啊！
甲：太謝謝你了，那，比如，見了面用英語怎麼打招呼呀？
乙：這很容易，招手：Hello……
甲：哦，（學）二樓！這真的容易。見了面，上二樓，叫我吃飯啊！
乙：不是二樓！是Hello。
甲：哦，不是二樓，是下樓？讓我下樓，又不讓我吃飯了？咳……
乙：你這人真是的，你餓暈了嗎？總吃什麼飯啊，什麼二樓，下樓。還下流呢！看來你真不是學英語的料。不教你了，
甲：哎！不要生氣啊，你就再教教我嘛。
乙：好吧！誰叫我是個大好人呢？
甲：那麼，你叫什麼名字，怎麼說？
乙：我叫韋東。
甲：不是，我是問你，英語「你叫什麼名字」怎麼說。
乙：哦，你聽啊，What's your name?
甲：（壯話）聞是用name（重復），哦，英語真了不起！
乙：怎麼了？
甲：我們是壯族的啊！你聽啊，英語也和我們壯話一樣，教育我們，人家放屁了，千萬不要在後面跟著，好好（講壯話）跟了放屁的人，不是好臭嘛，是吧！
乙：這怎麼是壯話呢？還跟什麼放屁連在一起，亂七八糟的。
甲：（傻笑）呵呵。
乙：我可告訴你，你還想不想學英語？
甲：（趕忙）想學，想學。不就和我們壯話一樣嘛。
乙：聽了啊，是，就是yes。
甲：咽死！咽死！這多麼不吉利啊！
乙：你說什麼？
甲：咽死，咽死，不說什麼！
乙：好，不呢，英語就是no。
甲：哦，不，英語是這個，腦！
乙：不是腦袋，是NO。
甲：不就是腦——嘛！
乙：對
甲：「教室」，用英語怎麼說？
乙：教室是「Class room。」
甲：格拉格rem，格拉格rem,你們的教室是在木樓上面嘛？
乙：沒有啊！
甲：那你們教室也夠吵的啦！
乙：為什麼？
甲：格拉格rem 格拉格rem 不是同學們在教室里又唱又跳讓地板（格拉格rem 格拉格rem）
乙：哇！你這人，想像力還挺豐富的。
甲：是嘛！這樣，記英語單詞也就快了嘛！
乙：真有你的！
甲：讓你這么一教，我很快就學會了英語啦。
乙：好啊？那你就把剛才我教給你的英語給我說一遍。
甲：好，聽著啊——（說不出來）
乙：快說呀！
甲：你急什麼急呀！我不正准備呢嘛？（又說不出來）
乙：看見了吧？說不出來了！我說你不好好學，怎麼說好英語呢？
甲：誰說我學不好英語啦？聽啊，見了面說二樓，然後說我what's your name?如果name了我。那你就會咽死，因為上面「格拉格rem，格拉格rem」
乙：都什麼亂七八糟的。
甲：還有呢？從電視上學的：對是yes。不是是not。去是狗，回來ba，今天是today，明天是tomo。以後都是都柔。
乙：什麼，什麼？你再說一遍。
甲：（重復）對是咽死。不是是腦。去是狗，回來ba，今天是today，明天是tomo。以後都是都柔啊！
乙：哈，你講英語夾壯，今天是today，不是都爹，明天是tomo rrow。不是都燜，知道嘛你？
甲：還不是一個樣嘛？
乙：（嚴肅地），讓我告訴你，你這個用中國壯話學英語的可千萬不要再學下去了，否則你是學不好英語的，也丟盡了我們中國人的臉。
甲：是嘛？ 有這么嚴重嗎？
乙：有啊，我們中國人要走向世界，要把中國自己的良好形象推出去，就必須學會一口標准、流利、純正的英語，不能用我們方言的口語來學英語，知道嗎？
甲：知道了，那怎麼說，才標准呀？
乙：哦，請你用李陽瘋狂英語這一套方法，李陽Grazy English，將告訴你如何攻破口語關，發音關，你要持之以恆，肯定會讓英語水平大大的提高的。
甲：真的 嗎？好的，好的，我一定盡力努力學好英語，說好英語。
乙：Oh，very good！
B. 搞笑英語兩人小品對話
1,Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩只鳥
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請說說看。
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。 男: This seat empty?（這個座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）【我立馬走人】
男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什麼地方見過你？）
女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.（是的。這就是為什麼我不再去那個地方的原因。）【我不想和你有任何交集】
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎？）
女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。這個周末我頭疼)【^_^頭疼也是可以預約的】
男：Can I have your name?（我能知道你的名字嗎？）
女：Why? Don''t you already have one? （為什麼？你不是已經有一個了嗎？）
男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科醫生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）【長的真丑】
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能讓你非常快樂。）
女：Why? Are you leaving?（是嗎？你是說你要離開？）【你能離開就是對我的仁慈】</SPAN></p>
C. 關於友誼的英語話劇
1 Someone asked, what's the most special motion of a man.
You may answer It's must be Love!
You may answer It's happiness.
and -- I'll say Listen to my response
Please enjoy the drama OUR TRUE FRIENDSHIP
短劇：我們的真摯友誼
2I am moved by the friendship of our daily life．But do you know what is like in the world of magic？
哈利伯特之魔法石
3Ok，are you lost in the magic world？It is amazing．
But now come back to real world， to our Eastern world．There is eastern and there must be western．So let us show you something happened in westernworld．
話劇：big words of western
4 It was words just now．And now you will feel some sound－other words－music
歌曲：you raise me up
5 Isn』t it fashional？Yeah， You raise me up so I can stand here hosting this party．
Alright，we』ll have something cultrural after a Pop song．You will love it！
古箏合奏：漁舟唱晚
6 A queite night．See， who is dreaming？
仲夏夜之夢
7 You know the name of that music？
its 漁舟唱晚in Chinese．Now the night has passed， see！The sun is smiling！！
歌舞劇：不落的太陽
8 The sun is so bueatiful， isn」t it？Do you have seasons in the sun？
seasons in the son
9 When we say SUN， we alway think about god．But do you know？God is a girl！！
god is a girl
10 What a bueatiful melody！Thank you！
Oh see！There is another girl and it seems she is in touble now！
白雪公主
11 Oh， snowwhite is save now．But I do want her go away．It reminds me of a song called the day you went away
the day you went away
12 The day you went away．It is my sadest day．Where did you go？You went to the sea because you are the Daughter of the Sea．．．．
童話：海的女兒
13 YOu are sweet the Daughter of the Sea．Here is another sweet girl ，another sweet love story．
灰姑娘
14 I kept reading this story all day long when i was a little kid．It makes me think about my YESTERDAY
yester once more
15 I miss this song．．yester once more ．
Now is time to get high！！The big show！！！
街舞 chtonic
16 Enjoyed youselves？The dancers are really great！！I want to dance too．Like this girl， she is having a romantic dance．．．．．．
美女與野獸
17 It is romatic ，isin』t it？I love the pretty girl』s necklace．But there is someone worrying about the necklace．．．．
話劇 the necklace
18 Now we will have something special．The most precious thing is not a necklace， it must be the skill to handle languages．Do you want to communicate with forieners？Enjoy this！And Learn！！
中英日韓語種表演（暫定為詩歌朗誦
19 The poem is great．I want to follow him， will you？？
合唱 i will follow him
D. 有關友誼的英語話劇
很急呀……我試試嘍
1 Someone asked, what's the most special motion of a man.
You may answer It's must be Love!
You may answer It's happiness.
and -- I'll say Listen to my response
Please enjoy the drama OUR TRUE FRIENDSHIP
短劇：我們的真摯友誼
2I am moved by the friendship of our daily life．But do you know what is like in the world of magic？
哈利伯特之魔法石
3Ok，are you lost in the magic world？It is amazing．
But now come back to real world， to our Eastern world．There is eastern and there must be western．So let us show you something happened in westernworld．
話劇：big words of western
4 It was words just now．And now you will feel some sound－other words－music
歌曲：you raise me up
5 Isn』t it fashional？Yeah， You raise me up so I can stand here hosting this party．
Alright，we』ll have something cultrural after a Pop song．You will love it！
古箏合奏：漁舟唱晚
6 A queite night．See， who is dreaming？
仲夏夜之夢
7 You know the name of that music？
its 漁舟唱晚in Chinese．Now the night has passed， see！The sun is smiling！！
歌舞劇：不落的太陽
8 The sun is so bueatiful， isn」t it？Do you have seasons in the sun？
seasons in the son
9 When we say SUN， we alway think about god．But do you know？God is a girl！！
god is a girl
10 What a bueatiful melody！Thank you！
Oh see！There is another girl and it seems she is in touble now！
白雪公主
11 Oh， snowwhite is save now．But I do want her go away．It reminds me of a song called the day you went away
the day you went away
12 The day you went away．It is my sadest day．Where did you go？You went to the sea because you are the Daughter of the Sea．．．．
童話：海的女兒
13 YOu are sweet the Daughter of the Sea．Here is another sweet girl ，another sweet love story．
灰姑娘
14 I kept reading this story all day long when i was a little kid．It makes me think about my YESTERDAY
yester once more
15 I miss this song．．yester once more ．
Now is time to get high！！The big show！！！
街舞 chtonic
16 Enjoyed youselves？The dancers are really great！！I want to dance too．Like this girl， she is having a romantic dance．．．．．．
美女與野獸
17 It is romatic ，isin』t it？I love the pretty girl』s necklace．But there is someone worrying about the necklace．．．．
話劇 the necklace
18 Now we will have something special．The most precious thing is not a necklace， it must be the skill to handle languages．Do you want to communicate with forieners？Enjoy this！And Learn！！
中英日韓語種表演（暫定為詩歌朗誦
19 The poem is great．I want to follow him， will you？？
合唱 i will follow him
E. 關於友誼的英語小故事
Friendly letter to my best friend
My dear XXX,
I was pleased to receive your letter and really appreciate your kindness. Your desire to establish friendship between us coincides with mine.
However, to my regret, I will finish high school very soon. After my graation I will enter a university or find a job somewhere, in either case I will have to move. I』 afraid your coming letters may not reach me since I will no longer be at home.
What about when I settle down in the new place. I will in form you of my new address as soon as possible.
With best regard
Yours faithfully
XXX
F. 有關友誼的英語朗誦文
Friendship is one of the greatest pleasures that people can enjoy． It is very difficult to find a better definition of friendship． A true friend does indeed find pleasure in our joy and share sorrow in our grief． In time of trial， he or she is always at our side to give us his or her help and comfort． Knowing how valuable friendship is， we should be very careful in our choice of a friend． We must choose someone who has a good character， whose activities are good and who shows kindness of heart． We should avoid those shallow people who are easily changed by adversities or misfortune． A true friend can always be trusted， loved and respected． If you tell a friend your secrets， he or she won』t tell anyone else． Friends share each other』s joys and sorrows． They help each other when they are in trouble， and cheer each other up when they are sad． The most important thing is that a friend always understands you． In conclusion， when you have made a good friend， don』t forget him or her．友 誼 我們一生中不能沒有友誼。它是人們最大的快樂之一。很難給友誼找到一個更好的定義。一個真正的朋友會與我們分享快樂與悲傷。 在考驗人的時刻， 他或她總會站在我們一邊，幫助我們，安慰我們。 知道了友誼的珍貴，在擇友時我們就應非常謹慎。然而，選擇朋友並不容易。我們一定要選擇那些性格好、行為好、心地好的人。應避免選擇那些遇到逆境或不幸就很容易改變的人。一個真正的朋友總是讓人信任、喜愛和尊敬的。如果你把自己的秘密告訴了朋友，他不會告訴別人。朋友之間會分享快樂和悲傷。當他們遇到困難時，會互相幫助；當他們悲傷時，會互相鼓勵。最重要的是，朋友總是能理解你。最後說一句，當你交到好友時，不要輕易忘記他或她。
G. 求助一篇關於友誼的大約5分鍾的英語演
Friendship is an emotion from two-way (or reciprocal) relations. That is, emotions that both parties condense together must be jointly maintained. Any unilateral show of goodness or deviance can not be called friendship.
Friendship with intimate as the core component, intimacy is also called a measure of the degree of friendship, an important indicator of a certain level of intimacy even if the friendship desalination, this beautiful memory will be lifelong collection in the "eternal" memories , It will also be recovered from the nostalgia when it re-meets again, this kind of emotion can be called "eternal" friendship
H. 求關於友誼的英語，要一小段，小段的
I remember we sang songs together, have seen the film, loved the people. The glittering recollection, has come in the waters went to day,, stay together.