A. 急需大概4分鍾左右的英語對白，簡單一些，兩個人的對話！！
給你幾個短笑話
1.A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.
他問:"主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味著多少?"
上帝回答:"一便士."
男子又問:"那一百萬年呢?"
上帝說:"一秒鍾."
最後男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"
上帝回答:"過一秒鍾."
2.Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."
"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."
長壽秘訣
一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動的小老頭。
「我無意中發現，你是多麼幸福，」那女士說。「你幸福而長壽的秘密是什麼？」
「我每天抽三包煙，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且從來不曾鍛煉。」
「哦，真神奇，」女士說。「你高壽？」
「26」
3.Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.」What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?」
「I gave it to a poor old woman,」he answered.
「You』er a good boy,」said the mother proudly.」Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?」
「She is the one who sells the candy.」
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆。」他回答說。「你真是一個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說. 「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」
4.Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩只鳥
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請說說看。
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子
5.Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,」What happened?」
「A kid bit me,」replied Ivan.
「Would you recognize him if you sew him again?」asked his mother.
「I』d know him any where,」said Ivan.」I have his ear in my pocket.」
他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，「發生了什麼事？」
「一個男孩咬了我一口。」伊凡說。
「再見到他你能認出來嗎？」媽媽問。
「他走到哪裡我都能認出他，」伊凡說，「他的耳朵還在我的衣兜里。」
B. 急求一篇英語口語情景對話，必須是(兩人的，四分鍾)。時間越長越好
給你三篇，你自己選一篇吧一: Are you crazy about sports?
B: Certainly, I am a super sports fan.
A: Which is your favourite sport then?
B: Almost all the ball games such as basketball, soccer, volleyball, badminton, table tennis,etc. How about you?
A: I'm too lazy to go out to stretch my arms....
B: You'd better take up some sports, because sports can give you a perfect build and protect you from getting diseases easily.
A: Is that so? But sports are tiring sometimes...
B: Actually it is good for the metabolism...
翻譯：
A：你喜歡體育運動嗎？
B: 當然了，我是超級運動迷。
A: 那你最喜歡什麼運動？
B：幾乎所有的球類，例如籃球、足球、排球、羽毛球、乒乓球等等。你呢？
A：我太懶了，不願意出去伸展手腳......
B：你最好做些運動，因為那會給你完美的體魄，並能讓你不容易得病。
A：是嗎？但運動有時很累人......
B: 其實運動對新陳代謝有好處......
二
mark:Hi mary ,where are you going ?mary,你要去哪?
mary:I am going to the gymnasium .我要去體育館!
mark:Which sport do you like ? ping-pong badminton or volleyball ?你喜歡什麼運動?乒乓球 羽毛球還是排球?
mary:Oh , no,i lke football very much ! 哦,不我喜歡足球!
mark:Wonderful , you are girl hero .好棒,你是一個能乾的男孩.
mary:Thanks . Girl football is better than boy football in China !謝謝,中國的女足隊要比男足隊踢的更加好!
mark:Yeah , we must be great efforts now . The girl is more and more stronger now .是的,我們必須努力了,女孩現在越來越強大了.
mary:What about going with me ?和我一去怎麼樣?
mark:Oh ,great !好的! 三A: Hey, buddy, the Phoenix Apartment is good, let』s rent it, shall we?
B: Yeah, I do think so, it is good. It is well-designed, and also is fully furnished. Great!
A: The rent here is RMB 2000 per month, it will cost each of us RMB 1000 a month, sounds reasonable and acceptable.
B: Well, ahthough it has one frontage with street, it still quiet for study and sleep. The bus station nearby is very convenient for the transportation to work.
A: There are two separate bedrooms, we can choose one and can decorate the bedroom in our way.
B: The living room here is big and confortable, we can entertain our guests in the living room.
A: We can hang our washing out to get dry on the balcony, the prospect from the balcony is breathtaking too.
B: Well, if somebody want to smoke, it is better to smoke on the balcony instead of smoking inside, because the second-hand smoke is also bad to others.
A: You are right, we should make a 「NO SMOKING」 sign in the living room and force the guests smoke outside if they want to smoke.
B: How about the cleaning?
A: Good question, we have to make our room tidy and I think we should cleaning the whole apartment twice a week, OK?
B: OK. Why do we drawing up a roommate agreement? We can write down all the mentioned details we talked before, and we can observe the rules in the agreements in the future.
A: Great! Let』s go to rent the apartment now and them done the agreement, let』s go!
B: Buddy, let』s go.
花費購物的Shopping
Beginner
A: Are you ready to go shopping?
B: Just a few minutes. I need to make a list of things that we need.
A: Good idea. Have you written down potatoes, carrots (胡蘿卜),
and onions (洋蔥)?
B: I don』t have onions on my list. I』ll add them. We should get some tea.
Is green tea ok or should we get the same tea that we usually get?
A: Let』s get both. We need some coffee too. Is that on your list?
B: Yes, it is. Here』s my list. Is there anything that I』ve forgotten?
A: I think you』ve got everything. I want to got some chocolate and some cheese.
B: What kind of cheese do you want.
A: I』m not sure. I』ll decide at the cheese counter, when I can see what they have. Have we got enough money?
B: We don』t have enough cash, so I』ll take my credit card and we can pay with that. Where are the car keys?
A: I』ve got them there. Shall I drive?
Intermediate
A: Do you do a lot of your shopping online?
B: Not really. I like looking on the internet at what』s available, but I usually prefer to actually see and touch what I』m buying before I pay for it. Sometimes, I』ll look at something in a shop, but later buy it online if it』s cheaper. You don』t like buying things online, do you?
A: No. I』m a little worried about security. You never know who』s trying to find out your codes and passwords. Aren』t you worry about that?
B: Not really. I know that it happens, but if you buy from reputable companies with secure websites, you should be ok. Even though I use online shopping facilities, I don』t think it』s the best way to shop.
A: I』m surprised to hear you say that. I thought you loved anything technological.
B: I do. I』m a big fan of using new technology, but I don』t want to sit in front of a computer screen all day. I think people need to get out and interact with other people.
A: So, how about coming to the department store with me? I want to see if there are any new summer clothes on sale yet.
B: Sure. I』d love to join you. Can we stop by the computer store? I just want to see if they have something.
A: Sure. While you』re in the computer store. I will visit the book store opposite. I like to browse through their books and see if they have anything interesting.
B: Ok. I』ve finished online. Let』s go. I』ll just get some money and my credit card.
A: Thanks for reminding me. I had forgotten to get mine.
Asking for Directions
Beginner
A: Excuse me, can you tell me the way to Holton railway station?
B: Sure. It』s quite far from here. Don』t worry, though. It』s not difficult to get there.
A: I think I』m going in the wrong direction, aren』t I ?
B: Yes. First, you need to turn around. Do you remember passing some traffic lights further up this road?
A: Yes, I do. They are about two miles away, right?
B: That』s right. Drive back to the traffic lights and turn right. Follow the road for about a mile, until you see the plaza hotel. It』s a really big hotel. You can』t miss it. Turn left at the hotel.
A: So, right at the traffic lights two miles up the road, then left at the plaza hotel, a mile along that road. Got it.
B:Then you just go straight on until you see the station ahead of you.
A:Ok. Got it. Thanks for your help.
B: No problem.第三個是關於大學生同居的
C. 求救英語口語對話~~（每個3-4分鍾即可）
1
Emma:do you want to go to shopping with me ?
Elva:I'd like to ,today's weather is good for shopping.
Emma:yeah, I agree with you, I remenber that it was snowning last year,and very cold.
Elva:yes,global warming is becoming more and more seriously.Do you konw the U.N. Climate Change conference opened in Copenhagen ？
Emma:I watched it on line ,some 15,000 delegates and observers from nearly 200 countries attending what is being billed the last best chance for an agreement to combat global warming.
Elva:HOHO~ wanderful, you are so clver,now ,I have a question ,can you guess it ?
Emma:what?
Elva: which melt first , north pole , south pole or together?
Emma:haha! it is so easy , the answer is north pole.
Elva:wa! great!
D. 幫忙寫幾個很簡單的英語對話 口語考試用 三人的 大約說4、5分鍾左右的長度 急需 各種謝
If you want to find a job, you may go to a job interview. At a job interview, there are quite a few factors that you have to pay attention to. First, you have to dress yourself properly. You are not necessarily expected to wear too formally. The key point is you must appear cool and clean. If you are a girl, your dress should not be too revealing. Second, you'd better try to show your best qualities. Be there at your best. Directly tell the interviewers what good qualities you have or what gift and ability you have. You should be honest at a job interview. never pretend to be what you are not.
Try to make a good impression. Be confident in yourself. And don't forget to apply your sense of humor. That is also one of your good qualities.
E. 簡單的英語4人口語對話
Girl A: Tom is my classmate. He』屬s tall and he has curly hair. He』s very friendly and funny.
Boy A: Lucy is my friend from America. She』s pretty. She has long straight hair and blue eyes.
She』s shy and quiet.
Girl B: Xiao Ming is my good friend. He』s not tall but he is strong. He』s hardworking and helpful.
Boy B: Li Ping is a beautiful girl. We all like her. She』s tall and slim. She』s very popular in our class.
F. 急求英語口語三人對話四分鍾
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
Scene----in the college dorm
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.
M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: Shiiiii!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It』s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.
M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.
G. 急求一篇英語口語考試三人對話，四分鍾左右。
you want to find a job, you may go to a job interview. At a job interview, there are quite a few factors that you have to pay attention to. First, you have to dress yourself properly. You are not necessarily expected to wear too formally. The key point is you must appear cool and clean. If you are a girl, your dress should not be too revealing. Second, you'd better try to show your best qualities. Be there at your best. Directly tell the interviewers what good qualities you have or what gift and ability you have. You should be honest at a job interview. never pretend to be what you are not.
Try to make a good impression. Be confident in yourself. And don't forget to apply your sense of humor. That is also one of your good qualities.
H. 英語口語對話。大概3分鍾左右
Part 3 At a restaurant 在餐館
1.Henry, this is my friend Cathy.
Henry,這是我的朋友Cathy。
Cathy, this is Henry.
Cathy，這是Henry。
Katie, I'd like you to meet my friend Peter.
Katie，我來給你介紹我的朋友Peter。
May, I'd like to introce my friend Robert.
May，讓我來介紹一下我的朋友Robert。
Hello. / Pleased to meet you. / How do you do? / Nice to meet you.
很高興認識你。
2.Hello, John. How are you? / How are you doing?
你好，John.最近怎麼樣？
I'm fine, thanks. / Not bad. Thank you.
很好，謝謝。
3.I'd like... Would you like...？
What would you like?
你想要點什麼？
I'd like soup, please.
我想要一份湯。
4.Are you ready to order?
你准備好點菜了嗎？
first course/starter
第一道菜
What would you like for your first course?
您第一道菜想點什麼？
main course
第二道菜
What would you like for your main course?
您主菜想吃點什麼？
desert
甜點
What would you like for your desert?
您想吃點什麼甜點？
Unit 1 Booking a table
飯店定桌
A：East Restaurant, how can I help you?
這里是東方餐館，您需要什麼服務？
B：I'd like to book a table, please.
我想定個位置。
A：Sure, when for?
好的，什麼時候？
B：Tomorrow evening.
明天晚上。
A：Right. What time?
好的，幾點？
B：Seven thirty.
7:30
A：Seven thirty is fine. How many people?
好的，7:30可以，幾位客人呢？
B：Two.
兩位。
A：That's fine. What name is it, please?
好的，請留一下您的姓名。
B：Li Wei.
李偉
A：OK. I look forward to seeing you.
好，期待您的光臨。
B：Thank you.
謝謝。
Unit 2 Arriving at the restaurant
到達餐館
A：Are you ready to order?
可以點菜了嗎？
B：Yes, I think so. Cathy?
我可以了，Cathy你呢？
C：I'd like a melon to start with.
我想先點瓜做為開胃菜。
A：And for your main course?
您主菜想要點什麼？
C：Salmon, please.
鮭魚。
A：What vegetables would you like?
您想要點什麼蔬菜？
C：A baked potato, please. And a salad.
一個烤土豆，另外再來一份沙拉。
A：Thank you, Madam. And for you, Sir?
謝謝您女士，先生您要點什麼？
B：I'd like vegetable soup to start with.
我想先要一份蔬菜湯。
A：OK. A soup. And for your main course?
好的，一份湯。您主菜想點什麼？
B：I'd like a fish pie and a salad.
要一份魚派和一份沙拉。
A：OK. And what would you like to drink.
好的，您想要喝點什麼？
B：A bottle of red wine, please.
一瓶紅酒。
A：What would you like for desert?
請問甜點要點什麼？
C: Ice cream, please.
冰淇淋。
A：Thank you, Madam. And for you, Sir?
謝謝女士，先生您呢？
B：Apple pie, please with cream.
蘋果派加奶油。
A：Thank you, Sir.
謝謝您先生。
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