『壹』 介紹個英文話劇
英語話劇劇本The Bus
A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
5-6人英語劇本，公交車上的故事，適合大學生活，關於愛和臭腳的故事。
英語劇本May Dream Can Come True
by Tina Min
4-6人英語劇本
Cathy
Susan
Angel and Servant
Aside and Clerk
Summary
Susan很苗條，Cath和胖，她們是好朋友，不過卻都羨慕對方......
This story is about two good friends Cathy and Susan. Cathy is a very thin girl; on the other hand, Susan is a very heavy girl. Therefore Cathy and Susan want to change themselves....
面試The Interview英語劇本
The Interview英語劇本，關於面試，職場，關於應該如何面試的話題，面試時注重的衣著、語言等等。4-5人的英語劇本
Money Talks英語短話劇劇本
三個年輕人的媽媽生了重病，但是他們沒錢付醫葯費，於是他們准備搶銀行......
很簡單的劇本，雖則一共6個人，但是一個人沒有幾句話，以是4個人基本可以搞定。算是4人劇本吧 織夢好，好織夢
To Be Honest or Not to Be?英語短話劇劇本
很有意思的4人短劇劇本，關於強烈推薦。趣味性，並且很有意義，很有水平啊。
《大學生活》英語短話劇劇本
《大學生活》一個簡單的6人劇本，講述大學生活的。
《海岸線的眼淚》英語話劇劇本
海岸線的眼淚，一部很好4人劇本，一個凄美的愛情故事。他們在海岸線上相遇......
《女人之間的》英語話劇
很好的6人劇本。兩個女孩同時看上了一個男孩，女人之間的，有意思。
Where Is My Mr. Right?英語話劇劇本
6人劇本。關於愛情的，劇情簡單，oneday談過幾次戀愛....最終找到了本身的真愛。不錯的劇本。
Turn over a New Leaf英語話劇劇本
Peach Boy英語短話劇劇本
6人英語話劇劇本。peach boy
《彩票夢》英語話劇劇本
6人英語話劇劇本.彩票夢
Whose Fault?英語話劇劇本
是誰的錯？4人-5人英語話劇劇本
It's a Small World英語話劇劇本
It's a Small World這世界很小。4人-5人英語話劇劇本
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《Growing Up》英語話劇劇本
5人英語劇本。Rick，總是亂花錢。但是有一天，他丟了錢包。
《blue》英語話劇劇本
6人英語短話劇劇本
《別摸我》英語話劇劇本
6人英語話劇劇本。Vicky和Lisa是某餐館的服務員，一天，一個顧客對Vicky....英語短話劇劇本 Be a Good Lover英語話劇劇本
4人-6人英語話劇劇本。又是關於愛情的。愛情是一個永遠的話題，不分國界、年齡（？）、、、你是不是一個good lover？英語短話劇劇本
The Love Story英語話劇劇本
5人英語話劇劇本。兩人在公交車上相遇，大學生的愛情故事。愛情，就要簡簡單單。英語短話劇劇本
《走錯的芳華》英語話劇劇本
5人英語話劇劇本。講一個大學生怎樣走上吸毒的道路，很有教育意義。英語短話劇劇本
《羅密歐與朱麗葉》英語話劇劇本
4人-6人英語話劇劇本。一個校園愛情短劇。英語短話劇劇本
《Traffic Safety》英語話劇劇本
5人劇本。目前，很多人都不遵守交通規則，3幕短劇告訴你交通規則的重要性。英語短話劇劇本 right dedecms
《逃學》英語話劇劇本
6人劇本。《逃學》，絕對適合大學生的劇本，講述逃學的故事。英語短話劇劇本
《除夕》英語話劇劇本
5人劇本。除夕的傳說，一個很優秀的劇本，講述了除夕的傳說，就是有一個怪物叫「夕"，每一到臘月的最後一天會出來害人...英語短話劇劇本
《正義必勝》英語話劇劇本
5人短劇。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的綁架案，不錯的劇本。英語短話劇劇本
《計程車司機》英語話劇劇本
6人英語話劇劇本。一天計程車司機Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。煩人的女孩、孕婦、搶匪、不管事的差人，甚或還遇到了鬼。。。英語短話劇劇本
A Beautiful Trap英語話劇劇本
6人英語話劇劇本。兩位女大學生出去找兼職，卻被欺騙。英語短話劇劇本
The Rolling Orange英語話劇劇本
很有趣的4人英語話劇，講述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒來，發明人們開著卡車，搬著木梯子，來摘桔子了，快來看看他們的命運如何吧。英語短話劇劇本
《Good Morning, Tim》英語話劇劇本
5-6人.講一個爸爸的煩人生活,忙的不可開交,來自工作、朋友、家人的壓力。 英語短話劇劇本
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《臭腳的故事》英語話劇劇本
6人－8人英語話劇劇本。超級搞笑，哈哈哈
從前，一個巫婆有一雙臭腳，人們都很討厭。以是，她想找一個人換掉她的雙腳。
英語短話劇劇本
Fool愚人節的故事英語話劇劇本
6人.有趣的劇本,講他們愚人節怎麼整人的. 英語短話劇劇本
The Gifts （禮品）英文話劇劇本
4人英語話劇劇本。由歐·亨利的短篇小說麥琪的禮品改編。英語短話劇劇本
搞笑英語話劇劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》
4人－5人英語話劇劇本。第一幕：決戰紫荊城之顛,道具：牛奶兩袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，紙屑若干。第二幕：無間道。英語短話劇劇本
花木蘭花英語話劇劇本
花木蘭花改編,應該家喻戶曉了吧.7人英語短話劇劇本
防空洞英文話劇劇本
一個很有名的故事。10人-11人英語短話劇劇本
3人英文短話劇劇本
3人短劇，簡單有趣，每一人不超過10句話，並且都是很簡單的話，經理只有一句詞，但是還比力有水平。由一個笑話改編。
最後成果出人意料，其實是服務生誤解了顧客。英語短話劇劇本 dedecms.com
The Pocket Money英語話劇劇本
一個簡單有趣的劇本，比力實際，4-5人。4人出場。英語短話劇劇本 新生理查德英語話劇劇本
大學新生理查德來到黌舍，碰到很多有趣的人和有趣的事。
雖則是美國的，和中國國情很不一樣，但可以 幫助了解美國文化。出場人物8-10人左右，出去不重要的和反串，4-6人即可，主人公有兩個，理查德和他的女室友。英語短話劇劇本
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荊珂刺秦王搞笑英語話劇劇本
荊珂刺秦王搞笑英語話劇劇本，4-5人，短小搞笑，比力不錯。英語短話劇劇本
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天堂王朝英語劇本
Kingdom of Heaven,青年鐵匠貝里昂(奧蘭多·布魯姆飾演)在素未謀面的父親引導下，因緣際會加入東征的隊伍，前進耶路撒冷。驍勇善戰加上等格高尚，貝里昂幾經征戰成為赫赫有名的虎賁，不但深受耶路撒冷國王賞識，斑斕的公主西碧拉(伊娃·格林飾演)也對他芳心暗許……
獅子王3英語劇本
2007年11月23日
小佳麗魚英語劇本
經典的故事
火柴男人劇本下載
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火柴男人改編英語話劇劇本
火柴男人中和女孩一起用彩票騙人的那段，比力經典。3個人物，對英語口語水平要求較高，演之前最佳看下原。但話題很好，因為現在社會上那樣的騙局很多。4人英語短話劇劇本
彼德與狼 英語話劇劇本
4人英語話劇劇本。語言比力簡單，情節還可以。英語短話劇劇本
《學會愛》英語話劇劇本
2人英語話劇劇本。兩個人表演，關於愛情，最後有吻戲。英語短話劇劇本
Another day in paradise
4人英語話劇劇本。場景簡單，語言適中，4個主要人物，推薦。適合課上表演，很有意義，關於親情
男孩和他的樹英語劇本
2人－4人英語話劇劇本。此劇本簡單，人數少，並且很有意義，關於親情的，推薦
《孔雀東南飛》（英文搞笑話劇）
6人英語話劇劇本。改編的搞笑版，推薦課上表演
卧虎藏龍英語劇本
適合比力長的時間，可以從中選一小段經典的或者適合角色的 大話西遊英語劇本
適合7-8人，時間15-20分鍾，搞笑，感人，適合學期比力大的englishshow 內容來自dedecms
『貳』 關於英語話劇、
http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: 學校布景，做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果鑽出來（跳舞），跳完後，非常難過地說：Oh, I』m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it』s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don』t sell me! I』m dirty!(拖糖果下場)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販）
(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let』s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don』t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I』m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
M&A: Money?(對視)
M:Oh, I』ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let』s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let』s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下場)
Scene 3:（At Maggie』s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看報)
M: Dad,dad,let』s sing a song ,OK? (同時Alice去取吉他准備拿給爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸詫異地看著孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let』s.
(取吉他，開始准備)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(開始彈，第一段孩子隨節奏起舞，第二段孩子開始輕聲討論起來「you first」之類的話，爸爸停止彈琴。)
D: What』s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don』t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can』t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，轉頭看報，孩子回到房間)
『叄』 求英文話劇劇本，5分鍾的，2－4人演的
這是一版搞笑版的《孔雀東南飛》，你可以節選一場。
焦仲卿Johnny (J for short) 劉蘭芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny』 mother (JM for short) 劉母Lunch』s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor』s son (MS for short) 強盜Burglars(A，B&C)
J: Everybody says that I'm henpecked, but in fact, I'm as strong as a tiger, while my wife is Wu Song.
I'm not afraid of you!
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood. She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me. All this I do not care. I only want her to be tender than me. But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
My God! Who can help me?
Act1
旁白：就在我們可愛的仲卿遭受家庭暴力時，JM已將這一切盡收耳底。
JM:I can!
Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?
L: I』m here! What』s up mum?
JM: I』ve told you again and again that you should call me "my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law」.
L: OK. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what』s up?
JM: Since you married my son you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, so lazy……
L: But……
JM: Never interrupt me!
L: Never interrupt me! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have been working hard all
day long, cooking and washing. I have raised ten soft thousands of pigs and cks and chicken and……
JM: But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! Grandson! Where』s my grandson?
L: Oh, you want a grandson, don』t you? Go and ask your son. I』m leaving!
Act2
旁白：被婆婆趕出家門的蘭芝一步一回頭，三步兩回頭，無奈的回到了自己的家中。此時，LM正在家中跳舞，有請！
L: Mum, I』m back!
LM: You are back? Why? What happened?
L: I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM: See! I have already told you! When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny, I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor ,but you did not listen to me. Look at yourself……
L: But, mum……
LM: Never interrupt me!
L: Mum, I』m not interrupting you. I just want to tell you that you are always right OK? And I』ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM: Nice girl! Just now, I met the mayor』s son in the market. He said:」 If your daughter. Haven』t been married, I really want to marry her! 「Now you are free again, I』ll go and tell him.(下)
L: What? The mayor』s son? The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood? What a silly thing I have done!(下)
Act3
旁白：沒有了蘭芝的焦家很快陷入了窘境，JM只好讓仲卿將蘭芝找回。聽說去蘭芝家的路上常有強盜出沒。
A: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!
B: And I planted one tree!
C: If you want to go by this street---
AB&C: Give us all your money!
旁白：據可靠史料記載，當時，這把刀離他的喉嚨只有0.01公分！
J: Don』t kill me! Don』t kill me! I』ll give all my money to you! Is 1 mao enough?
A: What bad luck!
B: If we can not rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C: I heard that the mayor』s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan next month. We can go and rob the wedding!
A&B: Good idea!
J: What? What? Lunch is going to get married? It』s impossible!
AB&C: Why? A pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!
J: But Lunch is my wife! We haven』t got divorced yet! I』ve got an idea! You are going to rob the wedding, don』t you? I』ll go with you. You take the money and I take the bride.
B: Have you got any experience?
J: No. But I』ve got this!
Act4
旁白：轉眼已到了婚禮之期．太守之子意氣風發的牽著新娘，蘭芝蓋著紅蓋頭極不情願跟在後邊。
ABC&J: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!
A: The road is built by me!
B: And I planted one tree.
C: If you want to go by this street---
ABC＆J: Give us all your money!
L: Johnny! I miss you so much!
MS: Who are you and where are you from? Who rob my bride will be killed!
J: How dare you beat my wife! I will kill you!
J: Honey, how are you?
L: I hurt a lot!
J: Don』t cry baby. Eat this at once! I』ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L: Wait for me!
『肆』 求一篇搞笑的英語口語話劇......
醫生：你好，請問有什麼能幫到您的嗎？
Hello what can i do for u
患者：我覺得身體有點不對勁。
I』m not feeling well.
醫生：什麼地方覺得不舒服？
What are your symptoms?
患者：我頭疼，昨天睡眠不太好，不想吃東西，眼睛發紅，想吐.
I have a headache, and I haven』t slept properly for last night, I』ve also lost appetite and my eyes are burning, eel and i feel like throwing up.
醫生：你的臉色顯得蒼白，你感覺虛弱嗎？
you do look rather pale, do you feel weak?
患者：是的。我似乎一點力氣也沒有。
Yes, I never seem to have any energy.
醫生：你發燒嗎?
Do you have a fever?
患者：是的。我想有一點。
Yes, i think a little.
醫生：（對助手）請幫他量量體溫和驗血。
Plese take his
Temperature,and give him a blood test.
助手：（對患者）請把體溫表放在腋下。
Would you Please put the thermometer under your arm.? And I』ll give you a blood test. Would you roll up your sleeve?
患者：好的。
OK
醫生：吃了什麼不對勁的東西沒有?
Did you eat something unusual?
患者：我昨天吃了海鮮、冰激凌、炸雞、漢堡。I had seafood,icecream，fried chicken hamburg.......
醫生：你是食物中毒了。沒關系，打幾針就好了。我的助手會照顧好你的。
Ok just as i thought. You』re anemic.dont worry,just few injections and some pills. my assistance will take care of you.
助手：請坐在這里，脫下褲子。我不會使你感到疼痛的。Please sit here,and take off your pants,dont worry,i』m not going to do anything to hurt you.
患者：但我感到鑽心地疼。
But i feel great pains.......
助手：好了。
Ok its done
患者：這病要很久才能恢復嗎？
Will it take long to recover?
助手：只要你照醫生的吩咐，打針吃葯，你很快就會痊癒的。這里是給你的葯。
All you need to do is listen to the doctor and take the injections and medcines on time.here is your medcines.
患者：這是一種什麼葯呢？有什麼副作用么？
What kind of medcine is this?does this have any side-effects?
助手：這都是好葯，對你的病很有幫助。
These are all good medcines,they are good for your disease.
患者：我什麼時候再來？
When shall i come back?
助手：你最好更加註意飲食，多吃新鮮水果、蔬菜。不要熬夜，想辦法多休息。這樣的話你就不需要再來了。
You』d better pay more attention to your diet. Eat plenty of fresh fruit
and vegetables And don』t
stay up late working. Try to get more rest.then you dont need to come back.
患者：謝謝。
3Q
『伍』 高分求英語口語話劇
就這個吧。我去年十月一日在學校的演出就是這一個話劇。還得了二等獎。
The Gifts（禮物）
Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn』t leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim』s gold watch, which has been his father』s and his grandfather』s. The other is Della』s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—「Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds」)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You-----?
D: Jim. Don』t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn』t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don』t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say 「Merry Christmas!」 Jim, and let』s be happy.
J: You』ve cut off your hair?
D: I』ve cut it off and sold it. It』s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It』s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don』t make any mistake about me. I don』t think there』s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don』t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I』ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn』t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You』ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let』s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They』re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let』s have our supper.
下面這個也不錯，是幽默話劇
荊珂刺秦王搞笑英語話劇劇本
旁白(Aside )/介紹（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, 「Yingzheng」. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (畫外音：It』s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高興狀) Thank u mirror! （面對觀眾） I』m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(畢恭畢敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I』ve told you again and again that you should call me 「my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan」!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什麼，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然後拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）
荊軻
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荊軻
OK. I』m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers』 world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荊軻
Off course! 聳聳肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音樂起
兩人沖上前來
「人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。。。。」
李莫愁倒地
荊軻大笑
李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren』t you hurt?
荊軻: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （贏一個人需要理由么，不需要麼，需要麼？）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荊軻再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to 「How are you」?
荊柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹暈倒
荊柯：Hey, man, I』m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I』m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please?
荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荊柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荊柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荊柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上場的美女，激動狀): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What』s the TCM?
荊柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn』t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What』s the TCM?
觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.
荊柯（激動）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn』t rece my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I』m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎……
（《No matter》音樂起，荊軻先與阿三跳探戈，擁入懷中，又甩出去，阿三做嘔吐狀。然後荊軻與太子丹跳倫巴，最後太子丹擺一個女性化的造型，向後彎腰並抬其中一條腿，荊軻做調戲狀。）
荊柯(誠懇狀) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大話西遊》主題曲響起）
荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,阿三在後.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荊珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹，阿三下。停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，並拋下定情手絹。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發覺不對，扭過頭來。）
荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救贖》）
荊珂(流淚) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你，選自《飄》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荊珂（欲走還留，執子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克號沉船時，Jack對Rose的傾訴）.
妻子:"I promise."
荊軻:"Never let go. 「
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荊軻的發音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克號》的台詞。）
妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，
荊珂上船，漸漸遠去
妻子：It』s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手機撥號，阿三接手機)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
『陸』 英語話劇，大概三四分鍾的，四五個人，英語口語要考試用
LOVE APARTMENT 愛情公寓 看得懂吧 O(∩_∩)O~
(H:Hanna W:Wicky Y:Yuri Z:Zoi)
Scene 1
(On a peaceful morning,Yuri and Zoi are setting on the teble having thiers breakfast.Later Hanna shuts with a loud voice.)
H:This year how everyone is the best!
Z:what's up,look your breath so quickly.(yuri and Zio are having drinks slowly.)
H:Zio,is it right?You did.(Hanna points at Zio.)
Z:what did I do?(Zio was puzzle and spread out his hands.)
H:Last time I said something bad with you,you just take a opportunity to revenge on me,don't u?
Z:Don't make unfounded attack upon me.
Y:what are u talking about?
H:I bought a book ,Detective Conan.And then opened it,oh,Guess what I saw.when I saw the page 2,I was in tears.
Z:what』 wrong?
H:I don't know who the bastar is.He circled on someone in the comic and wrote he was the murdered.
(Y and Z laugh.and change scene.)
Scene 2
( H carries a laundry basket and put it down.)
Y:what's wrong with u again?
(Wicky appearance.)
W:she is unhappy.the reason is that I beat her 5 dollars.
Y:Right?Dont you wanna be alive that you beat her.(你不想活了你連她的錢都敢贏)
Z:I guess correctly how many socks she washed.
H:He happened to be.Nothing good.
Y:He may looks your laundry basket.
H:Ah!you are so metamorphosis!
W:I am not!I just attention about that you have a week did not wash your clothes.And the last three days you chose the same one.I inferential it.(reasoning)It』s lawyer』s intelligence.Hanna didn't guess me correctly.
H:How I can guess that you washed seven socks in last five days!
W:Because I only have seven socks.But it doesn't blame you.In fact,boys are smarter than girls.
H:Hey,you just won five dollars.Dont be proud.Would you like to prove how you are smart?
W:It is not proved.I am really smart or I only read a little and have known who the murdered was in the comic,Conan.
H:What did you say?!!
Y:So...You are the best that Hanna talked about.
W:Don't I circle is not the correct answer?
H:Who ake you the answer?You break my comic and if I don't punish you,I wont be smarter and stronger.
(Y stops H)
W:I admit I am strong.But I am really samrt.
H:Are you?Have you earned your living?
W:Haha,today I won five dollars.
H:Ok,I think I need to test your IQ.Let』s play a game.If you answer my questions,I ll give you another fifty dollars.
W:fifty dollars.(a little disdain.)Ok come on!(excited.)
(H and W sit diown and Y stand.)
H:No 1.
(Y knock the table and jump.)
H:Yuri,we are not in boxing.
Y:I just wanna render the atmosphere.(She stand by H.)
H:Question,why don't the Polar bear eatting the penguin.
W:Because the Polar bear are in Polar,the penguin are in the Antarctic.
Y:Congratulation!You are right!
(H glare at Y)
W:I am right,give me 50 dollars.
H:Don't worry.The next is 100 dollars,would you like to join?
W:Come on!
H:Question,if has a car.Jom was driving.Tom and Lam were sitting on the back seat.Who is the car owner?
W:I know.In fact there is no this car because you said that 「if」.
H:Haha excuse me,you are wrong.There is really a car and the car owner is called Yif.Y-I-F Yif.Because I said Yif has a car just now.
Y:Zhang Wei you owe tow hundred and fifty.
(Then Z cries on the table.)
Scene 3
H:Question,how to speak it in English?(H offer her hand on four fingers.)
W:Four…
Y:Congratulation!
H:And how to speak it in English?(H curves her fingers.)
W:……
Y:If you guess wrong again,you will owe two thousand dollars.
W:……
H:I ll announce the answer.It』s wonderfour.
(Z cries on the table again.)
H:Give up guy.There are something you have to admire.
W:Let me go again?I can beat you.
H:what do you have for me to make bets?
W:Talking about money is not cultural.We can bet something free.
H:Ok I don't mind..If you answer the four questions,our debt will cancel once for all.
W:Ok,come on.
H:Question,what kind of tortoise walk with two feets?
W:(wait a minute.)I know,it』s Ninja turtle.
H:Not bad.Next,what kind of dogs walk with two feets?
W:Er…Snoopy.
H:What kind of cats walk with two feets?
W:Hello Kitty.
H:Yo you are right.Next,what kind of cks walk with two feets?
W:Donal Duck haha!
H:Are you sure?Do not every cks walk with two feets?
W:What!!Referee,she misleads me!
H:When did I say not to mislead you?And who tell you she is referee?(H point Y)
H:Should I give you last chance?
W:Sure!
H:Question,what kind of birds walk with two feets?
W:Every!Haha…
H:Yo,you have leant to answer.But who tell you every birds walk with two feets?The sparrow is a jump.
(W hematemesis diet.)
(All actors go on stage and bow.)
『柒』 英語口語話劇（單人的，或者雙人的，最好是單人雙人都有）
我都不知道五年級都抄學襲了什麼呀
不過可以推薦下了，有個莫泊桑的短片小說《項鏈》不錯，我以前上高中時見同學表演過，台詞不難，也不長，時間也不長，教育意義還很深刻！可以試試，主角就是2個女生，還有一個男生（女生也可以反串）。。
等你的好消息~~~
『捌』 經典英語話劇劇本兩人的
英語小品劇本 -- 孫悟空vs豬八戒
An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King
悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let』s have a rest.
唐僧：沒關系，前面不遠就有人家了，到了那裡再休息吧。
I am fine. Let』s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.
悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。
唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。
悟空：師傅，到了。
Master, here we are.
唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從
東土大唐前往西天取經的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？
Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?
老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。（別過臉去繼續哭泣）
Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……
唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。
老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…
唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什麼事慢慢說。
Don』t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一隻豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現在正
准備把女兒送出去逃避
Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him.
唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領高強，也許他能幫上你們。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.
老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領高強的師傅，結果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著
別出來了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You』d better keep away tonight.
悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會他一會。待會你們只管躲起來，外面發生什麼事，都不
用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I』d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don』t come out no matter what happens.
這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鑽。悟空鎮定
地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間裡面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了門後，露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴裡大喊：小娘子，我來了。
Darling, here I am.
站在台上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋裡看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什麼羞呀！。
Darling, don』t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.
豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的
模樣。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長得丑，但本領高強，一定會讓你過上好日子的。
Darling, don』t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy.
From: http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4961.html
『玖』 兩個人的英語口語考試表演，除了唱歌話劇什麼的，還有什麼形式啊我們比較急~要三分鍾左右
還能找一段有趣的英語動畫電影之類的，配配音呀。很好玩的
『拾』 急需一個英語口語話劇的劇本
The Gifts禮物
Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn』 leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim』s gold watch, which has been his father』s and his grandfather』s. The other is Della』s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—「Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds」)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You-----?
D: Jim. Don』t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn』t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don』t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say 「Merry Christmas!」 Jim, and let』s be happy.
J: You』ve cut off your hair?
D: I』ve cut it off and sold it. It』s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It』s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don』t make any mistake about me. I don』t think there』s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don』t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I』ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn』t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You』ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let』s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They』re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let』s have our supper.