有關創業的英語閱讀理解

① 初二英語閱讀題答案及翻譯

（一）

Once upon a time, there lived a rich man. He had a servant (僕人). He and the servant(僕人） loved wine and good food very much. Each time the rich man left his home, the servant would drink the wine and eat up all the nice food in the house. The rich man knew what his servant did, but he had never caught his servant doing that.
One morning, when he left home, he said to the servant, 「Here are two bottles of poison (毒葯) and some nice food in the house. You must take of them.」 With these words, he went out.
But the servant knew that the rich man had said was untrue. After the rich man was away from his home, he enjoyed a nice meal. Because he drank too much, he was drunk and fell to the ground. When the rich man came back, he couldn』t find his food and his wine. He became very angry. He woke the servant up. But the servant told his story very well. He said a cat had eaten up everything. He was afraid to be punished, so he drank the poison to kill himself.

( )1.In the story, _______ liked wine and good food very much.
A. the rich man B. the servant C. both A and B D. neither A and B
( )2.The rich man knew that it was _______ that drank the wine and ate up all the nice food.
A. the cat B. himself C. nobody D. the servant
( )3.The rich told the servant that there was poison in the two bottles, because ________.
A. there was in fact poison in the bottles
B. did not want the servant to drink his wine
C. he wanted to kill the cat
D. he wanted to kill the servant
( )4.In fact, _______ ate all the nice food and drank the wine.
A. the servant B. cat C. the rich man D. nobody
( )5.From the story, we know that the servant is very _______.
A. lazy B. bad C. clever D. kind
譯文：

從前，有一個富翁。他有一個僕人（僕人） 。他和僕人（僕人）喜愛葡萄酒和良好的食物非常。每次富人離開家鄉，僕人將喝葡萄酒，吃的所有食物中的好房子。財主知道他的僕人一樣，但他從來沒有被他的僕人這樣做。
一天早晨，當他離家出走，他的僕人說， 「這里有兩瓶毒葯（毒葯）和一些不錯的食品在家裡。你必須採取什麼樣的。 「隨著這些話，他走了出去。
但僕人知道，富人說是不真實的。在富人是遠離家鄉，他喜歡聚餐的空間。因為他喝太多，他是喝醉了倒在地上。當富人回來了，他無法找到自己的糧食和他的葡萄酒。他非常生氣。他醒來的僕人了。但是，僕人告訴他的故事非常好。他說，貓吃了一切。他害怕受到懲罰，所以他喝毒葯自殺。

（二）
Most American families are smaller than the families in other countries. Most American families have one or two parents and one or two children each.
Children in the US will leave their parents』 home when they grow up. They usually live far from their parents because they want to find good jobs. They often write to their parents or telephone them. And they often go to visit their parents on holiday.
Parents usually let their children choose their own jobs. Americans think it important for young people to decide on their lives by themselves.
Children are asked to do some work around their house. And in many families, children are paid for doing some housework so that they learn how to make money for their own use.

( )6.The size of most American families is ________ that of other countries.
A. larger than B. smaller than C. as big as D. as small as
( )7.When children grow up, they leave their parents』 home to _________.
A. get married B. be free C. find good jobs D. study
( )8.They visit their parents ________.
A. on weekdays B. on weekends C. at any time D. on holiday
( )9.Which of the following statements is WRONG?
A. Children have the freedom to choose their own job.
B. Parents don』t ask their children to do the housework.
C. Parents think it important for children to make their own decision.
D. When children grow up, they usually live far away from their home.
( )10.Some parents pay their children for doing housework because ___________.
A. children can learn how to make money for themselves
B. their children required them to do so
C. they are rich
D. it is required by law
譯文：
大多數美國家庭都小於家庭在其他國家。大多數美國家庭有一個或兩個家長和一個或兩個孩子。
孩子在美國將離開自己的父母家中長大後。他們通常遠離他們的父母，因為他們想找到好工作。他們經常寫信給他們的父母或電話他們。他們往往去訪問他們的父母在度假。
父母通常讓孩子選擇自己的就業機會。美國人認為，重要的青年人來決定他們的生活本身。
兒童被要求做一些工作，他們的房子周圍。而且在許多家庭，兒童是支付做一些家務勞動，使他們了解如何賺錢供自己使用。

（三）

Can dolphins talk? Maybe they can』t talk with words, but they talk with sounds. They show their feelings with sounds.
Dolphins travel in a group. We call a group of fish a 「school」. They don』t study, but they travel together.
Dolphins talk to the other dolphins in the school. They give information. They tell when they are happy or sad or afraid. They say 「welcome」when a dolphin comes back to the school. They talk when they play.
They make a few sounds above water. They make many more sounds under water. People cannot hear these sounds because they are very, very high. Scientists make tapes of the sounds and study them.
Sometimes people catch a dolphin for a large aquarium（水族館）. People can watch the dolphins in a show. Dolphins don』t like to be away from their school in an aquarium. They are sad and lonely（孤獨的）.
There are many stories about dolphins. They help people. Sometimes they save somebody』s life. Dolphin meat is good, but people don』t like to kill them. They say that dolphins bring good luck. Many people believe this.
1. Dolphins show their feelings with ___________ .
A. pictures B. words
C. water D. sounds
2. People can』t hear the dolphin』s sounds because ________ .
A. they are above the water
B. they are under the water
C. they are very high
D. they are very low
3. Which one is true according to the passage?
A. Dolphins swim together in a school because they want to study
B. They don』t study, but they travel in a group
C. Dolphins like to be away from their school on an island.
D. Dolphins like to kill people

譯文：
海豚可以談話？也許他們不能談論的話，但他們交談的聲音。他們表明自己的感情的聲音。
海豚旅行的一組。我們呼籲一群魚「學校」 。他們沒有研究，但他們一起旅行。
海豚跟其他海豚在學校。他們提供資料。他們告訴當他們感到高興的或悲傷或害怕的傾向。他們說， 「歡迎」時，海豚又回到學校。他們談到當他們發揮。
他們提出一些聽起來水面。他們有更多的聲音在水中。人們無法聽到這些聲音，因為它們是非常，非常高。科學家使磁帶的聲音和研究。
有時人們捕捉海豚的一個大型水族館（水族館） 。人們可以觀看海豚表演。海豚不喜歡離開自己的學校，一座水族館。它們是令人傷心和孤獨（孤獨的） 。
有許多故事海豚。它們幫助人們。有時候，他們拯救別人的生命。海豚肉是好的，但人們不喜歡要殺死他們。他們說，海豚帶來好運。許多人相信這一點。

（四）

All my friends at school smoked. My dad smoked; he didn』t want me to smoke but my friends kept saying I was stupid. They asked when I was going to grow up. So I started when I was sixteen and after a month I couldn』t stop. But two years later I could feel what smoking was doing to me. I couldn』t run far, and I coughed every morning. I got very ill and decided to stop. It wasn』t easy, but now I』ve done it, and I feel better. Now I have money for other things.
If you smoke, you are twice as likely to die from a heart attack. And the more you smoke, the earlier the heart attack is likely to be. For example, a 50-year-old who smokes more than 20 cigarettes a day, is four times more likely to have heart disease than a non-smoker of the same age.
What does smoking do to the heart? First of all, it makes the heart beat faster and increases the blood pressure. The cigarette smoke also reces the amount of oxygen in the blood. Consequently, the heart has to work harder, with less oxygen. Finally, your arteries will narrow faster if you smoke.
So if you want to rece your chances of getting heart disease, the answer is easy –– not to smoke. Don』t your friends and other people who smoke. If you smoke, find out how to stop. Stopping isn』t easy, but you』ll be healthier, and ....

1. Who is more likely to have heart disease?
A. A smoker
B. A non-smoker
C. A 50-year-old person
2. What does the writer think of smoking?
A. It is good for his health
B. Smoking is bad for him
C. Is it neither good nor bad for his heath
3. What happens after the writer stopped smoking?
A. He becomes rich
B. He has more friends
C. He becomes healthier and has money to do other things.

譯文：
我的所有朋友在學校吸煙。我爸爸抽煙，他不希望我抽煙，但我的朋友不停地說我是愚蠢的。他們問我要長大。所以我就開始當我還是16和一個月後，我不能停止。但兩年後，我能感覺到什麼吸煙正在給我。我不能遠，我每天早上咳嗽。我病得很重，並決定停止。這是不容易的，但現在我已經做到了，我感覺更好。現在，我有足夠資金用於其它事上。
如果你吸煙，你的兩倍，可能死於心臟病發作。和你越是煙霧，越早心臟病發作可能。例如，一個50歲誰吸煙超過20支，每天的4倍更可能有心臟病比不吸煙的年齡相同。
吸煙是什麼做的心？首先，它使心跳速度和增加血壓。在香煙煙霧中也減少了血液中的氧氣。因此，心臟必須加倍努力，以較少的氧。最後，您將動脈狹窄更快如果你吸煙。
因此如果您想降低您的機會越來越心臟病，答案是很簡單-不要吸煙。請勿復制您的朋友和其他人誰煙霧。如果你吸煙，了解如何停止。停車是不容易的，但你會更健康，並....

（五）
In the USA, there are many types of restaurants. Fast food restaurants are very famous. You can find McDonald』s and Kentucky Fried Chicken in many countries around the world. You look at a menu above the counter, and say what you』d like to eat. You pay the person who serves you. You take your food and sit down or take it away. There』s no need to leave a tip.
In a coffee shop you sit at the counter or at a table. You don』t wait for the waitress to show you where to sit. She usually brings you coffee when you sit down. You tell her what you』d like to eat and she brings it to you. You pay the cashier as you leave. A diner is like a coffee shop but usually looks like a railway carriage.
In a family restaurant the atmosphere is casual, but the waitress shows you where to sit. Often the waitress tells you her name, but you don』t need to tell her yours. If you don』t eat everything, your waitress gives you a doggy bag to take your food home. You add an extra fifteen percent to the bill as a tip.
In top class restaurants, you need a reservation and you need to arrive on time. The waiter shows you where to sit. If you have wine, he may ask you to taste it. You can only refuse it if it tastes bad, not if you don』t like it. When you get your bill, check it and then add fifteen to twenty percent to it as a tip for the waiter.

1. There are ______ types of restaurants here.
A. three B. four C. five D. six
2. We should sit ______ in a coffee shop.
A. near the door B. in the corner
C. at a counter D. on the floor
3. In what kind of restaurant does the waitress often tell you her name?
A. In a top class restaurant B. In a fast food restaurant
C. In a coffee shop D. In a family restaurant
4. How much do you need to tip in a top class restaurant?
A. Ten percent B. Fifteen percent
C. Thirty percent D. Forty percent
譯文：
在美國，有許多類型的餐館。快餐店是非常有名的。你可以找到麥當勞和肯德基在世界各地許多國家。你看看上面的菜單櫃台，並說要吃飯。你付出的人誰為您服務。你和你的食物坐下或是否可以離開。沒有必要留下小費。
在咖啡店你坐在櫃台或在桌子上。你不要等到服務員向您顯示在坐。她通常會帶給您咖啡當你坐下來。你告訴她你想要吃飯，她把它給你。您支付本票作為你離開。飯店就像一個咖啡館，但通常看起來像車廂。
在一個家庭餐館的氣氛是輕松，但服務員告訴您在哪裡坐。往往是服務員告訴你她的名字，但你不必告訴她你的。如果你沒有吃的一切，您的服務員為您提供了一種狗袋採取的糧食回家。您添加額外的百分之十五的法案作為小費。
在一流的餐廳，你需要保留的，但您必須按時到達。服務員告訴您在哪裡坐。如果您有酒，他可能會要求您品嘗它。您只可以拒絕它，如果口味不好，而不是如果你不喜歡它。當您收到您的帳單，檢查，然後放入15至百分之二十，以它作為一種提示侍者。

答案：（一）CDBAC
（二 BCDBA
（三）DCB
（四）ABC
（五）BCDB
1。Today and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友一起出外交遊，外面的空氣很好，人感覺很舒服。我們騎著自行車一路欣賞鳥語花香。享受著大自然帶給我們的無限美好。大家開開心心地度過了愉快的一天。

2。Today Mailehaoo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. `` 今天買了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，買東西有父母幫付錢。不像平時自己上街買東西碰到喜歡的但看了價錢都要考慮好久，呵呵，真的是很開心。我愛我的父母，太感謝他們對我的關心和愛戴了。
3.Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently.
英國小說家笛福的《魯濱遜漂流記》描述了主人公漂流海島,戰勝困難,艱苦創業的傳奇故事. 小說寫得真實自然,富有傳奇色彩.主人公在孤島上種莊稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛萬苦,生存下來.但想回人間的心切,使他著迷般地只想到如何走出這個鬼地方,結果還是失敗了,最後於1868年回到闊別28年的英國
《魯濱孫漂流記》給我以啟示，他的頑強讓我蠢蠢欲動，想要邁向人生的另一目標，像魯濱孫那樣用自己的力量，到達自己理想的境界。
我們需要具備魯濱遜那樣的刻苦奮斗的精神.

② 英語閱讀翻譯，急！

面對一個艱難的就業市場，應屆畢業生是在做夢運行自己的企業，而不是。

但最近的一項調查表明，這種野心缺乏必要的支持，仍將僅僅是 - 夢想。

上海市就業促進中心在幾所大學和城市學院1276畢業生的調查顯示，上周五公布，結果顯示59.78％的受訪者認為設立公司或至少有一個小商店的可能性。

「但他們只是停留在」思維「的階段，它說。」

受訪者不是單打獨斗短缺的投資和商業機會的缺乏的首要原因。

他們還列出缺少的業務經驗和社會網路，需要先進的研究和因素，在他們的方式為家庭成員的反對。

超過90％的受訪者表示，他們寧願採取了畢業後的就業和再考慮開始自己的生意，兩年或三年下來。

在上海外國語大學的大四學生，主修英文，果柄，決定他想成為自己的老闆去年。

但他找工作之首。 「如果我無法找到滿意的工作，我想建立一家公司在展覽服務，」郭說。

上海人有一些親戚在當地印刷廠工作。

在他們的幫助下，郭希望在一個相對較低的的價格生產的展覽小冊子。他也相信，他的英語語言技能，可以幫他做行業。

「社交網路的一個重要因素，導致企業的成功，」郭說。

郭伯雄說，畢業生就業不足是最主要的原因，帶動更多的大學生畢業後成立一個企業

③ 有一篇英語閱讀理解就是說父母和孩子處理關系，請幫忙找找，找到復制出來，謝謝!!!

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Parents』 Influence on Children』s Intellige
As researchers learn more about how children』s intelligence develops, they are increasingly surprised by the power of parents. The power of the school has been replaced by the home. To begin with, all the factors which are part of intelligence– the child』s understanding of language, learning patterns, curiosity– are established well before the child enters school at the age of six. Study after study has shown that even after school begins, children』s achievements have been far more influenced by parents than by teachers. This is particularly true about learning that is language-related. The school rather than the home is given credit for variations in achievement in subjects such as science.In view of their power, it』s sad to see so many parents not making the most of their child』s intelligence. Until recently parents had been warned by ecators who asked them not to ecate their children. Many teachers now realize that children cannot be ecated only at school and parents are being asked to contribute both before and after the child enters school.Parents have been particularly afraid to teach reading at home. Of course, children shouldn』t be pushed to read by their parents, but ecators have discovered that reading is best taught indivially– and the easiest place to do this is at home.

培根美文賞析-Of Parents And Children 論 家 庭
THE joys of parents are secret; and so are their griefs and fears. They cannot utter the one; nor they will not utter the other. Children sweeten labors; but they make misfortunes more bitter. They increase the cares of life; but they mitigate the remembrance of death. The perpetuity by generation is common to beasts; but memory, merit, and noble works, are proper to men. And surely a man shall see the noblest works and foundations have proceeded from childless men; which have sought to express the images of their minds, where those of their bodies have failed. So the care of posterity is most in them, that have no posterity. They that are the first raisers of their houses, are most inlgent towards their children; beholding them as the continuance, not only of their kind, but of their work; and so both children and creatures.

The difference in affection, of parents towards their several children, is many times unequal; and sometimes unworthy; especially in the mothers; as Solomon saith, A wise son rejoiceth the father, but an ungracious son shames the mother. A man shall see, where there is a house full of children, one or two of the eldest respected, and the youngest made wantons; but in the midst, some that are as it were forgotten, who many times, nevertheless, prove the best. The illiberality of parents, in allowance towards their children, is an harmful error; makes them base; acquaints them with shifts; makes them sort with mean company; and makes them surfeit more when they come to plenty. And therefore the proof is best, when men keep their authority towards the children, but not heir purse. Men have a foolish manner (both parents and schoolmasters and servants) in creating and breeding an emulation between brothers, ring childhood, which many times sorteth to discord when they are men, and disturbeth families.
The Italians make little difference between children, and nephews or near kinsfolks; but so they be of the lump, they care not though they pass not through their own body. And, to say truth, in nature it is much a like matter; insomuch that we see a nephew sometimes resembleth an uncle, or a kinsman, more than his own parent; as the blood happens. Let parents choose betimes, the vocations and courses they mean their children should take; for then they are most flexible; and let them not too much apply themselves to the disposition of their children, as thinking they will take best to that, which they have most mind to. It is true, that if the affection or aptness of the children be extraordinary, then it is good not to cross it; but generally the precept is good, optimum elige, suave et facile illud faciet consuetudo. Younger brothers are commonly fortunate, but seldom or never where the elder are disinherite
在子女面前，父母要善於隱藏他們的一切快樂、煩惱與恐懼。他們的快樂無須說，而他們的煩惱與恐懼則不能說。子女使他們的勞苦變甜，但也使他們的不幸更苦。子女增加了他們的負擔，但卻減輕了他們對死的恐懼。
一切生物都能通過生殖留下後代，但只有人類能通過後代下美名、事業和德行。然而，為什麼有的沒有留下後代者卻留下了 流芳百世的功業？因為他們雖然未能復制一種肉體，卻全力以赴地復制了一種精神。因此這種無後繼的人其實倒是最關心後事的人。創業者對子女期望最大，因為子女被他們看作不但是族類的繼承者，又是所創事業的一部分。
作為父母，特別是母親，對子女常常會有不合理的偏愛。所羅 門曾告誡人們：「智慧之子使父親快樂，愚昧之子使母親蒙羞。」在家庭中，最大或最小的孩子都可能得到優遇。唯有居中的子女容易受到忘卻，但他們卻往往是最有出息的。
在子女小時不應對他們過於苛吝。否則會使他們變得卑賤，甚至投機取巧，以至墮入下流，即使後來有了財富時也不會正當利用。聰明的父母對子女在管理上是嚴格的，而在用錢上不妨略寬松，這常常是有好效果的。
作為成年人，絕不應在一家的兄弟之間挑動競爭，以至積隙成仇，使兄弟間直到成年，依然不和。義大利風俗對子女和侄 一視同仁，親密無間。這是很可取的。因為這種風俗很合於自然的血統關系。許多侄子不是更像他的一位叔、伯，而不象父親嗎？
在子女還小時，父母就應當考慮他們將來的職業方向並加以培養，因為這時他們最易塑造。但在這一點上要注意，並不是孩子小時候所喜歡的，也就是他們終生所願從事的。如果孩子確有某種超群的天才，那當然應該扶植發展。但就一般情況說，下面這句格言是很有用的：「長期的訓練會通過適應化難為易。」還應當注意，子女中那種得不到遺產繼承權的幼子，常常會通過自身的奮斗獲得好的發展。而坐享其成者，卻很少能成大業。

Understanding between Parents and Children
Understanding between Parents and ChildrenNowadays, more and more parents pay great attention to their children. But when it comes to the topic of communication, most of them acknowledge the lack of it.More than one reason contributes to the phenomenon. To begin with, the ever heavier social pressure on current parents makes them ignore their children. They have to work hard and spend less time with their children. The second, some of the parents know little about the skills of communication, nor the necessary knowledge of ecation, although they are eager to talk with their children. The most important reason may be the traditional ideas of authority which most parents have when facing the children. Thus, they are not likely to communicate with each other as friends.To sum up, in order to make a better atmosphere in which the children grow up, the parents should ensure the stability of the family and act as good friends to the children. Communicate frankly, and you will find the gap between parents and children diminishing. Understanding between Parents and ChildrenWith the rapid development of science and technology, people』s living standard is improved dramatically. At the same time, more and more pressures are imposed on people』s daily life. Then many parents can not take care of their children as well as before. It contributes to the phenomenon that there is little communication between most parents and their children.Nowadays, because of the fierce competition, people must devote themselves to their work in order to keep their status or satisfying job. But it is at the cost of ignoring their children. Moreover, along with more and more entertainment devices ― electronic game machine, television, computer ― and so on, penetrating our life, the children』 s attention is attracted by them.But how to change the unfavorable situation between parents and children? As far as I am concerned, parents should spend more time playing with children in any forms and children should get more advice from their parents when they are in trouble. In a word, parents and children should take their efforts together to narrow the gap.

不知道是不是你說的那個，不過還是希望能幫到你咯~

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⑤ 讀後感中國人在美國創業用英語

因未實際閱讀文章，所以無法提供文章，但是可以提供讀後感的寫作要點，供參考：

一、讀後感的概念

讀後感的概念有兩重含義：一是真實的、不受任何約束的讀後感，二是一種作文的體裁，考試時要接受各種條件的約束。下面這篇讀後感，就接近於第一種讀後感。寫這種讀後感，主要是給自己看的，一定要真實，有什麼感想（當然感想應當有意義，值得一寫）就寫什麼感想，與心得筆記不同，它要展開來寫，盡量像一篇文章，盡量寫得生動、實在、深刻。一般應當寫清楚讀了什麼，有什麼感想，聯想到了什麼，對自己有什麼作用等。它不追求文體、格式框框，寫起來也可長可短。

二、讀後感的寫法

寫讀後感最重要的一點是要讀出所讀書籍或者文章的「眼睛」，它是你展開來寫的基礎、中心和出發點，這個問題我們已經在上一講里說過了，這里就不多講了。其次，寫讀後感，有它一定的規矩，有的書上把它歸納為「引、議、聯、結」，四個字，想公式一樣。對於這些規矩我們不可以不學，考試時只要內容有創意，套用這種公式未嘗不可；但我們也不要受其所限，寫成千篇一律的「八股文」，也可嘗試在結構上有自己的創意，有自己的個性。但不管怎樣，讀後感也離不開「讀」——對原文的引述、概括、評價等等，離不開「感」——自己的感想。只要把這兩個字表達好了，就是好的讀後感。

三、寫讀後感的基本步驟

(1)簡述原文有關內容。如所讀書、文的篇名、作者、寫作年代，以及原書或原文的內容概要。寫這部分內容是為了交代感想從何而來，並為後文的議論作好鋪墊。這部分一定要突出一個「簡」字，決不能大段大段地敘述所讀書、文的具體內容，而是要簡述與感想有直接關系的部分，略去與感想無關的東西。

(2)亮明基本觀點。選擇感受最深的一點，用一個簡潔的句子明確表述出來。這樣的句子可稱為「觀點句」。這個觀點句表述的，就是這篇文章的中心論點。「觀點句」在文中的位置是可以靈活的，可以在篇首，也可以在篇末或篇中。初學寫作的同學，最好採用開門見山的方法，把觀點寫在篇首。

(3)圍繞基本觀點擺事實講道理。這部分就是議論文的本論部分，是對基本觀點（即中心論點）的闡述，通過擺事實講道理證明觀點的正確性，使論點更加突出、更有說服力。這個過程應注意的是，所擺事實、所講道理都必須緊緊圍繞基本觀點，為基本觀點服務。

(4)圍繞基本觀點聯系實際。一篇好的讀後感應當有時代氣息，有真情實感。要做到這一點，必須善於聯系實際。這「實際」可以是個人的思想、言行、經歷，也可以是某種社會現象。聯系實際時也應當注意緊緊圍繞基本觀點，為觀點服務，而不能盲目聯系、前後脫節。

以上四點是寫讀後感的基本思路，但是這思路不是一成不變的，要善於靈活掌握。比如，「簡述原文」一般在「亮明觀點」前，但二者先後次序互換也是可以的。再者，如果在第三個步驟擺事實講道理時所擺的事實就是社會現象或個人經歷，就不必再寫第四個部分了。

四、寫讀後感應注意的問題

第一是要重視「讀」

在「讀」與「感」的關系中，「讀」是「感」的前提、基礎；「感」是「讀」的延伸或者說結果。必須先「讀」而後「感」，不「讀」則無「感」。因此，要寫讀後感首先要讀懂原文，要准確把握原文的基本內容，正確理解原文的中心思想和關鍵語句的含義，深入體會作者的寫作目的和文中表達的思想感情。

第二是要准確選擇感受點

讀完一本書或一篇文章，會有許多感想和體會；對同樣一本書或一篇文章，不同的人從不同的角度思考問題，更是會產生不同的看法、受到不同的啟迪。以大家熟知的「濫竽充數」成語故事為例，從諷刺南郭先生的角度去思考，可以領悟到沒有真本領矇混過日子的人早晚要「露餡」，認識到掌握真才實學的重要性；若是考慮在齊宣王時南郭先生能混下去的原因，就可以想到領導者要有實事求是的領導作風，不能搞華而不實，否則會給混水摸魚的人留下空子可鑽；再要從管理體制的角度去思考，就可進一步認識到齊宣王的「大鍋飯」缺少必要的考評機制，為南郭先生一類的人提供了飽食終日混日子的客觀條件，從而聯想到改革開放以來，打破「鐵飯碗」，廢除大鍋飯的必要性。

一篇讀後感，不能寫出諸多的感想或體會，這就要加以選擇。作為初學者，就要選擇自己感受最深又覺得有話可說的一點來寫。要注意把握分析問題的角度，注意聯系自己的實際情況，從眾多的頭緒中選擇最恰當的感受點，作為全文議論的中心。

⑥ 高一必修一 兩篇英語閱讀 求助！！！

11.作者通過什麼方式解釋了到底要不要自己創業。選C 文章通過舉DAVID PAIK的例子版

12.根據文章，paik的職權業是 選D

13.作為一個商人，paik遇到的一個最大的困難是：選A

14.根據williams，她創業的一個好處是：選D

15.從文章中我們了解到;選C

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⑧ 求七年級上冊英語閱讀短文20篇 含答案

1。Today i and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友一起出外交遊，外面的空氣很好，人感覺很舒服。我們騎著自行車一路欣賞鳥語花香。享受著大自然帶給我們的無限美好。大家開開心心地度過了愉快的一天。

2。Today Mailehaoo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. `` 今天買了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，買東西有父母幫付錢。不像平時自己上街買東西碰到喜歡的但看了價錢都要考慮好久，呵呵，真的是很開心。我愛我的父母，太感謝他們對我的關心和愛戴了。
3.Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently.
英國小說家笛福的《魯濱遜漂流記》描述了主人公漂流海島,戰勝困難,艱苦創業的傳奇故事. 小說寫得真實自然,富有傳奇色彩.主人公在孤島上種莊稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛萬苦,生存下來.但想回人間的心切,使他著迷般地只想到如何走出這個鬼地方,結果還是失敗了,最後於1868年回到闊別28年的英國
《魯濱孫漂流記》給我以啟示，他的頑強讓我蠢蠢欲動，想要邁向人生的另一目標，像魯濱孫那樣用自己的力量，到達自己理想的境界。
我們需要具備魯濱遜那樣的刻苦奮斗的精神.
The World's Greatest Swordsman

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.

"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"

"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."

世界上最偉大的擊劍手

在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。

他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來－－然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑著。

「你為什麼這么高興？」有人嚷道，「你沒擊中!」

「啊，」劍手答道，「你剛才沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的－－但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。」
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A Mistake

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."

"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.

"Where are the others?" asked a medic.

"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."

搞錯了

一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的門口。在那裡，醉醺醺的聖彼德解釋說是搞錯了。「每人給我五百美元，」他說，「我將把你們送回人間，就象什麼都沒有發生過一樣。」

「成交!」美國人說。立刻，他發現自己毫不損傷地站在現場附近。

「其他人在哪兒？」一名醫生問道。

「我離開之前，」那名美國人說，「我看見英格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應該由他的政府來出這筆錢。」
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Pig or Witch

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

豬還是女巫

一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：「豬！！」那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：「女巫！！」他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。
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Response Ability

An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."

Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

答問技巧

衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行為時，牧師答道：「這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。」

當我人問哲學家羅素是否願意為了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：「當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。」

一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：「如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？」
獲獎的答案是：「最接近門口的那一幅。」
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.

For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.

In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.

"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.

"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"

偉大的獵手Jonesie

有個小村莊正為一隻吃人的獅子而煩惱。於是，村長派人去請偉大的獵手Jonesie來殺死這只野獸。

獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現。最後，他要求村長殺只羊然後把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上後，獵人到草原上去等獅子。

半夜，村民被從草原傳來的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近後，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡。

「Jonesie，怎麼了？獅子在哪？」村長問。

「哪有獅子！」獵人怒吼道，「哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了？」
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Weather Predict

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.

A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

天氣預報

一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.

一周後,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

"印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴秘書僱傭該印度人來預報天氣.

幾次預報都很成功.然後,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.

最後,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"

印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."
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I Am Acting Like a Lady

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

我要表現得象位女士

一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。

他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。

「你幹嘛？」有人尖聲叫道，「你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？」

「聽著，」他說，「我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。」

⑨ 英語短文閱讀

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.

"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"

"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."

世界上最偉大的擊劍手

在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。

他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來－－然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑著。

「你為什麼這么高興？」有人嚷道，「你沒擊中!」

「啊，」劍手答道，「你剛才沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的－－但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。」
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A Mistake

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."

"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.

"Where are the others?" asked a medic.

"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."

搞錯了

一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的門口。在那裡，醉醺醺的聖彼德解釋說是搞錯了。「每人給我五百美元，」他說，「我將把你們送回人間，就象什麼都沒有發生過一樣。」

「成交!」美國人說。立刻，他發現自己毫不損傷地站在現場附近。

「其他人在哪兒？」一名醫生問道。

「我離開之前，」那名美國人說，「我看見英格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應該由他的政府來出這筆錢。」
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Pig or Witch

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

豬還是女巫

一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：「豬！！」那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：「女巫！！」他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。
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Response Ability

An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."

Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

答問技巧

衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行為時，牧師答道：「這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。」

當我人問哲學家羅素是否願意為了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：「當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。」

一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：「如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？」
獲獎的答案是：「最接近門口的那一幅。」
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.

For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.

In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.

"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.

"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"

偉大的獵手Jonesie

有個小村莊正為一隻吃人的獅子而煩惱。於是，村長派人去請偉大的獵手Jonesie來殺死這只野獸。

獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現。最後，他要求村長殺只羊然後把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上後，獵人到草原上去等獅子。

半夜，村民被從草原傳來的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近後，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡。

「Jonesie，怎麼了？獅子在哪？」村長問。

「哪有獅子！」獵人怒吼道，「哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了？」
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Weather Predict

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.

A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

天氣預報

一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.

一周後,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

"印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴秘書僱傭該印度人來預報天氣.

幾次預報都很成功.然後,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.

最後,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"

印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."
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I Am Acting Like a Lady

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

我要表現得象位女士

一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。

他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。

「你幹嘛？」有人尖聲叫道，「你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？」

「聽著，」他說，「我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。」
這樣可以么?很多哦

回答者： 寒蟬鳴泣の時 - 魔法師 四級 2009-5-19 21:06
1。Today and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友一起出外交遊，外面的空氣很好，人感覺很舒服。我們騎著自行車一路欣賞鳥語花香。享受著大自然帶給我們的無限美好。大家開開心心地度過了愉快的一天。

2。Today Mailehaoo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. `` 今天買了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，買東西有父母幫付錢。不像平時自己上街買東西碰到喜歡的但看了價錢都要考慮好久，呵呵，真的是很開心。我愛我的父母，太感謝他們對我的關心和愛戴了。
3.Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently.
英國小說家笛福的《魯濱遜漂流記》描述了主人公漂流海島,戰勝困難,艱苦創業的傳奇故事. 小說寫得真實自然,富有傳奇色彩.主人公在孤島上種莊稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛萬苦,生存下來.但想回人間的心切,使他著迷般地只想到如何走出這個鬼地方,結果還是失敗了,最後於1868年回到闊別28年的英國
《魯濱孫漂流記》給我以啟示，他的頑強讓我蠢蠢欲動，想要邁向人生的另一目標，像魯濱孫那樣用自己的力量，到達自己理想的境界。
我們需要具備魯濱遜那樣的刻苦奮斗的精神.
The World's Greatest Swordsman

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.

"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"

"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."

世界上最偉大的擊劍手

在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。

他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來－－然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑著。

「你為什麼這么高興？」有人嚷道，「你沒擊中!」

「啊，」劍手答道，「你剛才沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的－－但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。」
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A Mistake

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."

"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.

"Where are the others?" asked a medic.

"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."

搞錯了

一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的門口。在那裡，醉醺醺的聖彼德解釋說是搞錯了。「每人給我五百美元，」他說，「我將把你們送回人間，就象什麼都沒有發生過一樣。」

「成交!」美國人說。立刻，他發現自己毫不損傷地站在現場附近。

「其他人在哪兒？」一名醫生問道。

「我離開之前，」那名美國人說，「我看見英格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應該由他的政府來出這筆錢。」
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Pig or Witch

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

豬還是女巫

一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：「豬！！」那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：「女巫！！」他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。
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Response Ability

An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."

Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

答問技巧

衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行為時，牧師答道：「這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。」

當我人問哲學家羅素是否願意為了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：「當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。」

一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：「如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？」
獲獎的答案是：「最接近門口的那一幅。」
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.

For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.

In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.

"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.

"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"

偉大的獵手Jonesie

有個小村莊正為一隻吃人的獅子而煩惱。於是，村長派人去請偉大的獵手Jonesie來殺死這只野獸。

獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現。最後，他要求村長殺只羊然後把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上後，獵人到草原上去等獅子。

半夜，村民被從草原傳來的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近後，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡。

「Jonesie，怎麼了？獅子在哪？」村長問。

「哪有獅子！」獵人怒吼道，「哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了？」
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Weather Predict

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.

A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

天氣預報

一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.

一周後,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

"印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴秘書僱傭該印度人來預報天氣.

幾次預報都很成功.然後,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.

最後,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"

印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."
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I Am Acting Like a Lady

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

我要表現得象位女士

一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。

他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。

「你幹嘛？」有人尖聲叫道，「你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？」

「聽著，」他說，「我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。」