1. 英語閱讀小短文
以下為本人精心解答，還望樓主滿意^_^
1.
What
does
the
monster
in
Loch
Ness
look
like?
It
looks
like
a
dinosaur.
（它看起來像一隻恐龍。）
2.
What
did
Robert
Kenneth
Wilson
do
in
1934?
He
gave
a
newspaper
a
photo
of
the
monster.
（他給了回一家報紙一張這答個怪獸的照片。）
3.
How
did
Christian
Spurling
surprise
everyone?
He
said
the
photo
of
the
Loch
Ness
Monster
was
a
fake.
（他說這張尼斯湖水怪的照片是假的。）
4.
How
are
many
tricks
and
jokes
spread
today?
They
are
spread
using
e-mail.
（它們是通過電子郵件的使用而得以傳播的。）
5.
What
do
you
thank
of
tricks
and
jokes
like
today?
Some
can
be
funny,
but
others
can
cause
trouble.
（一些很有趣，不過另外一些可能會製造麻煩。）
2. 求英語短篇文章閱讀，我的英語水平是初三畢業中上的樣子。
書蟲系列超不錯，是牛津英語出品的，分年級水平不同，挑選適合自己的
美麗英文也不錯，類似於中文的心靈雞湯一樣的美文。
3. 英語閱讀短文
文章介紹情感宣洩出來要比隱藏起來更好，但是需要用健康的方式去表達，而不能傷害別人情感 答案為ADBBC
細節題：Some people in the UK use the expression 「take a deep breath and count to 10」, meaning take a pause, breathe deeply and let yourself calm down instead of getting angry. 即A選項
推斷題：文章沒有顯示劃線部分是哪個it，根據答案設置應該就是第二段第四行的it,答案是D。為便於理解，下面我們逐個分析。
Expressing emotions is important rather than hiding them or keeping them inside. Everyone feels negative emotions such as anger and needs to deal with them. But there are healthy ways to express anger and ways to control it. (it--anger).Shouting bad words at someone will hurt the other person or make them angry too. If you feel angry, it(形式主語） is best to think before you speak. Some people in the UK use the expression 「take a deep breath and count to 10」, meaning take a pause, breathe deeply and let yourself calm down instead of getting angry.
Another expression people use to say they are controlling their anger is 「biting their lip」. This means not letting the bad words come out of their mouth. If you cannot think of anything but bad words, it（形式主語） is probably best to 「bite your lip.」 But sometimes letting all your anger out can be cathartic(宣洩情緒), as long as you do it（letting all your anger out） at the right place and time. If you have just had a bad day, you could go into a room by yourself and scream or yell very loudly. Or if you want to hit someone or smash something, you could hit a pillow instead. Then after you let your anger out this way, you』ll be able to deal with your problems more calmly.
If you do lose your temper with someone, though, you need to apologize. One way to do this is to say 「pardon my French」. This expression has been used for many years as an apology for bad language. Then you can calmly explain what made you upset.
B細節題：第二段末尾說的很清楚：Then after you let your anger out this way, you』ll be able to deal with your problems more calmly.
B細節題：第二段倒數第二句Or if you want to hit someone or smash something, you could hit a pillow instead. ACD都是干擾項
C.回歸原文找到出處，定位至第三段，把握主題句。If you do lose your temper with someone, though, you need to apologize. 從這一句可以大致推斷本段圍繞道歉和補救措施。再往後看，One way to do this is to say 「pardon my French」. This expression has been used for many years as an apology for bad language. 這時候答案已經顯而易見。
Emotionsneed to be expressed but in a way that hurts no one.
主旨題：從第一段的句子：Expressing emotions is important rather than hiding them or keeping them inside.和But there are healthy ways to express anger and ways to control it.可知作者認為情感需要宣洩，但是需要用不能傷害別人的方式
4. 求英語閱讀理解題的英語文章與題目,題目要20個
Once there were five beggars(乞丐). One was English, one Turkish(土耳其人), one Greek(希臘人)， one was an Arab(阿拉伯人) and one was Persian(波斯人). One day they met and decided to stay together, sharing(分享) what they had and helping each other in times of trouble.
Soon a man passed them in the street and gave them a coin(硬幣). They talked about what to do with it. At last they decided to buy something to eat.
「』s buy some grapes(葡萄)!」 said the Englishman..
but the Turk wanted 「uzum」,the Arab 「aneb」,the Greek 「stafelea」, and the Persian insisted on(堅持) 「angur」.They did not understand each other』s language very well. Soon they were quarrelling(爭吵) and even fighting.
While they were fighting about how to spend the money, a stranger came along. He knew all five languages. He asked them why they were fighting. After they told him, he said.
「Give me your coin. I will buy what you wish.」
He was soon back with a bunch(串)of grapes. Each beggar was happy, as each had what he had wanted.
根據短文，選擇正確答案。
( )1.Why did the beggars decide to stay together?
A.They felt lonely.
B.They were good friends.
C.They came from the same country.
D.They hoped they could help each other in times of trouble.
( )2.What did the Arab want to buy?
A.apples B.pears C.grapes D.bananas
( )3.Why were they fighting?
A.They were not friendly.
B.They did not know they wanted the same thing.
C.They each wanted to buy something different.
D.The Englishman took the coin.
( )4.What made the beggars happy at last?
A.They found they each wanted the same things.
B.They learned to speak the same language.
C.Each received something different.
D.They met the stranger.
( )5.If people ,there would often be no need to fight.
A.could speak English everywhere.
B.know five languages
C.could underestand each other
D.had what they had wanted
5. 英語閱讀理解，答案和短文大概意思（不需要太詳細，大概就好）
閱讀材料：我們都知道上網時間太長會對健康產生不好的影響，因為長時間坐在電腦前會導致脖子和肩膀痛，我們的身體需要休息。但是你知道上網還會導致什麼其他的健康隱患嗎？
瑞士的一個人和他的團隊做了一個關於7200名年輕人使用網路情況的調查。調查結果顯示，上網時間太長或者太短都有可能會導致抑鬱（我並不這樣認為），這個瑞士人認為，每天上網超過兩小時就算是過量的上網。和有規律的上網的人相比，那種過量上網以及不怎麼上網的人更加傾向於意志消沉。這種消極的情緒對他們的健康顯然是有害的。
過度的上網意味著人們不願意麵對真實的世界。事實上，他們是孤獨的。而那種不怎麼上網的人也是孤獨的，因為現在的年輕人傾向於在網路上和別人保持聯系。（這一段就是解釋了一下為啥前面有這樣的論點）
所以你想成為上面所述的三種人的哪一種呢？或許你應該仔細想想。
題目：1. 這個研究者是來自哪個國家的？
2. 根據短文，什麼可能導致抑鬱？
A. 有規律的上網 B. 晚上上網 C. 和朋友在網上聊天 D. 不咋上網
3. balabalaba（看不清）
4. balabalaba（看不清）
5. 這篇文章的主旨大意是啥？
（看不清）
6. 英語短文閱讀題型，共個小問題，請英語高手幫忙解答。
解答：
41、D，根據第一段最後一句「You are showing an open attitude to conversation. 」可以判斷；
42、B，其餘三項第二段都有提及，最後一回句可知選答B；
43、C，根據第二段，用排除法，可以排除A、B、D；
44、B，第二段的最後2句話「Crossed arms may ....opening up」里有答案；
45、D，根據文章意思，可以知道A、B、C都正確，D錯從「 When you see someone you know, or would like to make contact with, smile」中可以判斷出.
7. 求2篇英語閱讀題美文
The Importance of Keeping Optimistic
Honourable judges, ladies and gentlemen,
Good afternoon! Today I would like to talk about the importance of
keeping optimistic. When we encounter difficulties in life, we notice that
some of us choose to bury their heads in the sand. Unfortunately, however,
this attitude will do you no good, because if you will have no courage
even to face them, how can you conquer them? Thus, be optimistic, ladies
and gentlemen, as it can give you confidence and help you see yourself
through the hard times, just as Winston Churchill once said, 「An optimist
sees an opportunity in every calamity; a pessimist sees a calamity in
every opportunity.」
Ladies and Gentlemen, keeping optimistic, you will be able to realize,
in spite of some hardship, there』s always hope waiting for you, which will
lead you to the ultimate success. Historically as well as currently, there
are too many optimists of this kind to enumerate. You see, Thomas Edison
is optimistic; if not, the light of hope in his heart could not illuminate
the whole world. Alfred Nobel is optimistic; if not, the explosives and
the prestigious Nobel Prize would not have come into being. And Lance
Armstrong is also optimistic; if not, the devil of cancer would have
devoured his life and the world would not see a 5-time winner of the Tour
De France.
A rose may be beautiful, or maybe not; that depends on your attitude
only, and so does success, so does life. Hindrances and difficulties do
exist, but if you are optimistic, then they are only episodes on your long
way to the throne of success; they are more bridges than obstacles! Now I
prefer to end my speech with the great British poet Shelley』s lines: 「If
winter comes, can spring be far behind?」 Thank you!
保持樂觀的重要性
尊敬的評委、女士們、先生們：
下午好！今天我想談一談保持樂觀的重要性。
我們注意到，當在生活中遇到困難時，我們中的有些人選擇逃避它們。但令人遺憾的是，這樣的態度對你沒有任何好處，因為如果你連面對它們的勇氣都沒有的話，你怎麼去征服它們呢？因此，樂觀起來吧，女士們、先生們，因為它會帶給你信心，幫助你渡過難關。正如溫斯頓·丘吉爾所說，「樂觀者在每次災難中都看到機遇；悲觀者在每次機遇中都看到災難」。
女士們，先生們，困難是存在的，但如果你保持樂觀，你就會意識到永遠有希望在等著你，它會把你領向最終的成功。不管是歷史上還是現實中，這樣的樂觀者總是不勝枚舉。你看，托馬斯·愛迪生是樂觀的，如果不是的話，他心中那希望的明燈就不能照亮整個世界；阿爾弗雷德·諾貝爾是樂觀的，如果不是的話，那炸葯和享有很高聲望的諾貝爾獎就不會誕生；蘭斯·阿姆斯特朗也是樂觀的，如果不是的話，那癌症的病魔早已吞噬了他的生命，這個世界就會少了一位五屆環法自行車賽冠軍得主.
玫瑰花可能很美，也可能不美，這，僅僅取決於你的態度；而成功也如此，人生也如此。困難和阻礙的確存在，但是如果你很樂觀的話，那它們就僅僅是我們通向勝利之冠的漫長道路上的小插曲；與其說它們是障礙，不如說它們是橋梁！此刻，我想以偉大的英國詩人雪萊的一句詩來作為我的結尾：「冬天來了，春天還會遠嗎?」
Angel
Once upon a time, a child was ready to be born. So he asked God,
8. 英語短文閱讀理解 答案與解析
D 在第一段的第五行，not only...這一句
B 根據文章翻譯可知Jody一開始是"...."的，她又說但是我現在專知道在線教育給了學屬生更多表達自己的自由空間，根據前後的轉折說明她一開始對這件事表示的是」懷疑「的態度，但是現在確定是一件好事，也就是B選項
B 問題是誰想讀這篇文章，選項B是想找在線教育的老師的學生們。
9. 內容是美國式幽默或幽默的英語文章(閱讀理解,短文也可)
http://www.taohai.com/cn/newsdetail.asp?id=2547
這個是老友記的劇本，裡面都是美式幽默。。你可以看看～
或者
TGIF vs SHIT
a man met a blond in the elevator.
he greeted her: "T-G-I-F"
but got the reply: "S-H-I-T"
he was startled, but repeated "T-G-I-F"
again the reply was "S-H-I-T"
he was frustrated and said: "T-G-I-F, I mean Thanks God It's Friday"
the blond looked at him saying: "S-H-I-T, I mean Sorry Honey It's Thursday"
http://www.chinaunix.net/jh/33/545296.html