小學趣味英語文章閱讀

❶ 《小學英語趣味閱讀》（四年級）附中文。

有什麼，想當年我沒讀過書就會自學，還會大學內容

❷ 求貼近生活，有趣味，有時代感的5篇英語閱讀文章

翻翻今年的4 6級考試你就知道了
全是 哦,爸媽！（奧巴馬）

❸ 小學生英語趣味閱讀3（湖南少年出版社的）40頁文章怎麼答 還有20頁的小短文怎麼寫啊！

數學家同女朋友在公園漫步。女朋友問他："我滿臉雀斑，你真的不介意？"

數學家溫柔地回答："絕對不！我生來最愛跟小數點打交道。"

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愛的圓圈

一對青年男女坐在沙灘上。男青年在地上劃個圓圈說道："我對你的愛，就像這圓圈一樣，永遠沒有終點。"

女青年也用手指在地上劃個圓，然後說："我對你的愛，永遠沒有起點"。

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抽象

我的朋友的一個朋友一次在餐館里喝多了幾杯。營業時間已經過去快一個鍾頭了。

服務員來提醒可以走人了。當時，那位大俠說了一句很震動人的話。

他是這么說的。"你別惹我，不然我一拳把你打得很抽象。"

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消防

一天，數學家覺得自己已受夠了數學，於是他跑到消防隊去宣布他想當消防員。消防隊長說："您看上去不錯，可是我得先給您一個測試。"

消防隊長帶數學家到消防隊後院小巷，巷子里有一個貨棧，一隻消防栓和一卷軟管。消防隊長問："假設貨棧起火，您怎麼辦？"數學家回答："我把消防栓接到軟管上，打開水龍，把火澆滅。"

消防隊長說："完全正確！最後一個問題：假設您走進小巷，而貨棧沒有起火，您怎麼辦？"數學家疑惑地思索了半天，終於答道："我就把貨棧點著。" 消防隊長大叫起來："什麼？太可怕了！您為什麼要把貨棧點著？" 數學家回答："這樣我就把問題化簡為一個我已經解決過的問題了。"

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數學家的幽默

一名統計學家遇到一位數學家，統計學家調侃數學家說道：

你們不是說若X＝Y且Y＝Z，則X＝Z嗎！那麼想必你若是喜歡一個女孩，那麼那個女孩喜歡的男生你也會喜歡羅！？"

數學家想了一下反問道：

那麼你把左手放到一鍋一網路的開水中，右手放到一鍋零度的冰水裡想來也沒事吧！因為它們平均不過是五十度而已！"

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測謊器

爸爸有一個測謊器，他問兒子："你今天數學成績如何呢？"

兒子答道："90分。"測謊器響了。

兒子又改說："70分。"測謊器還是響了。

爸爸很生氣地叫道："我以前都是90分以上。"這時，測謊器沒有響卻翻倒了。

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關心

教授是個和善而幽默的老頭，班上有個高大強壯的體育生。每次上課當教授的聲音響起時，體育生開始睡覺，直至下課准時醒來。

有一天體育生遲到了，教授親切地對他說："Jack，以後請不要遲到，這會影響你正常睡眠的。"

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數數

兒子今年三歲，已懂得從一數到十，也知道五比一大；我也隨時找機會教他，問他小狗小貓哪個大。

有一次，我左手拿一塊巧克力，右手拿兩塊巧克力，問他： "哪一邊比較多？"。兒子不回答，我耐心地繼續追問，兒子突然放聲大哭，說：" 兩邊都很少啊！"

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邏輯學的用處

有個學生請教愛因斯坦邏輯學有什麼用。

愛因斯坦問他："兩個人從煙囪 里爬出去，一個滿臉煙灰，一個乾乾凈凈，你認為哪一個該去洗澡？"

"當然 是臟的那個。"學生說。

"不對。臟的那個看見對方乾乾凈凈，以為自己也不會臟， 哪裡會去洗澡？"

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求職記趣

陳立言去應征一份工作。經理問他道：「你要求多少工資一年？」

「以我的工作能力，應值年薪一萬八千元。」陳立言道。

經理注視了他一會才說：「值年薪一萬八千元？你計算清楚沒有？一年只有365天，你每天睡覺花了八小時，則一年共花去122天。365天減去121天。再者，你每天除山作外有八小時是休息及娛樂的，即一年共有122天。那麽，243天減去121天了，只餘下121天了。但是，一共有52個星期，星期天不用上班，因此121天減去52天便剩下69天。同時，逢星期六下午是放假的，則一年一共26天，所以69天減去26天餘下43天。再減公司給予的兩星期年假只剩下29天。別忘了每天有一小時午餐時間即一年是15天。用29減15餘下14天。再除去新歷年、舊歷年、中秋節、復活節、感恩節以及聖誕節等等公眾假期共10天，這就是說，一年只工作4天。你認為值一萬八千元嗎？」

❹ 小學英語趣味閱讀讀後感作文

I am a student at grade 6,I want to say something about my life in primary school.
我是一個五年級的學生，我想說說我的小學生活。
My school life in primary school is wonderful! I have a lot of friends. They are friendly to me.We study together play together and talk together. My teachers are very patient .They teach me a lot and help me with many problems. The school life is unforgettable.
我的學校生活，小學是回美答好的!我有很多朋友。他們是友好的我。我們一起學習一起玩，一起聊聊。我的老師非常有耐心，他們教了我很多，幫助我很多問題。學校生活是令人難忘的。

❺ 英語趣味小短文（帶翻譯）

1、Cat and Mice 貓和老鼠

Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small boxwith holes punched in the top.

"What's in your box?" asked the friend.

"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've beendreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catchthem."

"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.

"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.

布朗夫人去拜訪一位朋友，她拿著一個頂部扎滿了小眼兒的盒子。「盒子里裝的是什麼？」朋友問道。「一隻小貓，」布朗夫人回答說，「你知道我晚上睡覺總夢見老鼠，我非常害怕。這只貓可以抓住那些老鼠。」「可老鼠都是假想的呀。」朋友說。「小貓也是假想的。」布朗夫人小聲說道。

2、I think that I'm a chicken 我是一隻雞

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

精神病醫師：你哪裡不舒服？

病人：我認為我是一隻雞。

精神病醫師：這種情況從什麼時候開始的？

病人：從我還是一隻蛋的時候開始的。

3、I Am Acting Like a Lady 我要表現得像位女士

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast DepartmentStore, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soonfound himself being battered by frantic women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and armsflailing, he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't youact like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like agentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。

他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。

「你幹嘛？」有人尖聲叫道，「你難道不能表現得像位紳士嗎？」

「聽著，」他說，「我過去一小時一直表現得像一位紳士。從現在起，我要表現得像位女士。」

4、The Broom Seller and the Barber 賣掃帚的人和理發師

A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. Thebarber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for theprice of it.

"Two pence," said the man.

"No, no," said the barber, "I will give you a penny,and if you do not think that enough, you may take your broom again."

The man took it, and asked what he had to pay for his shave.

"A penny." said the barber.

"I will give you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, youmay put my beard on again."

一個賣掃帚的人去一家理發店修面。理發師向他買了一把掃帚。當理發師給他修完面後，問了一下掃帚的價錢。

賣掃帚的人說：「兩便士。」

「不，不。」理發師說，「我只出一便士。如果你認為不夠的話，可以把掃帚拿回去。」

賣掃帚的人取回了掃帚，隨後問修面要付多少錢。

賣掃帚的人說：「我只能給你半個便士，如果你認為不夠的話，你可以把鬍子再替我裝上。」

5、Want a Day Off 想請一天假

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office."Boss," he says, "We're doing some heavy house-cleaning at hometomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, movingand hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith," the bossreplies. "I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss,"says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"

一天，史密斯去見他的客戶部領導。「老闆，」斯密斯說，「我們家明天要大搞清潔，我老婆需要我回去幫忙清潔閣樓和車庫，搬搬挪挪什麼的。」「斯密斯啊，你也知道，我們現在人手已經不夠了。」老闆說，「明天的假我是沒法給你批了」。「多謝老闆，」史密斯說，「我果然沒信錯人。」

6、I Lost 我輸了

It was at a five o』clock tea. A young man came tothe hostess to apologize for his lateness.

「So good of you to come, Mr. Jones, and where isyour brother?」

「You see we're very busy in the office and only oneof us could come, so we tossed up for it.」

「How nice! And so original, too! And you won?」

「No,」 said the young man absently, 「I lost.」

五點鍾，下午茶的時間，一個年輕人因為遲到向女主人致歉。

「您能來可真好，瓊斯先生，您的兄弟在哪兒呢？」

「您知道我們公司很忙，我們倆只能來一個，所以就擲幣來決定由誰來。」

「太有意思了！還那麼有創意！那您贏了？」

「不，」年輕人心不在焉地說，「我輸了。」

7、The Old Cat 老貓

An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old.One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years,and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old,but remember what good work the old did when they were young."

一位老婦有隻貓，這只貓很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了東西，因為它年紀太大了。一天，老貓發現一隻老鼠，它跳過去抓這只老鼠，然而，它咬不住這只老鼠。因此，老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了，因為老貓咬不了它。於是，老婦很生氣，因為老貓沒有把老鼠咬死。她開始打這只貓，貓說：「不要打你的老僕人，我已經為你服務了很多年，而且還願意為你效勞，但是，我實在太老了，對年紀大的不要這么無情，要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情。

8、There Good Friends 三個好朋友

One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can』t swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can』t help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant』s home. Then, three of them become good friends。

一天，一隻猴子在河邊騎車。這時他看見樹下有一隻獅子，獅子向他跑來。他非常的害怕，掉進河裡。他不會游泳，大叫起來。兔子聽見了，跳進水裡，但他卻沒有辦法救猴子。幸運的是，一隻大象過來了。大象非常強壯，救出了兔子和猴子。他們來到大象的家，在那裡吃了一頓大餐。從此他們成了好朋友。

❻ 小學科普英語趣味閱讀

到淘寶上去找啊 有好多的

❼ 趣味英語小短文（初一版）

One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
「Before I came out，」 said one，「I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don』t think of money when they』re afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．」
「You don』t know my work，」 said the other．
「What is your work？」
「I』m a policeman.
「Oh！」 cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，「And do you know my work？」「No，」said the policeman．
「I』m a writer． I』m always telling stories about things that never happened．」

❽ 英語趣味性小短文

呵呵小朋友，我給你一個吧，不難的，很適合你，是一篇小笑話

A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please."
"Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said.
"When will they be ready?" the man asked.
"I'm a bit busy, but they'll be ready for you on Thursday." he said.
That's fine," the man said, and left the shop.
The next morning he received a letter, offering him a job in another country. Within 24 hours he was on an airplane to his new job.
Twenty years passed and he returned to his hometown.
He remembered his shoes.
"They were a good pair of shoes," he thought. "I wonder if the shoemaker is still there and still has them. I'll go and see.擾He was pleased to see that the shoemaker was still in the same shop ,although he was an old man by now.
"Good morning," he said to him. "Twenty years ago, I brought in a pair of shoes to be repaired. Do you think you've still got them?"
"Name?" the old shoemaker asked.
"Smith," the man said.
"I'll go and see. They may be out back.
The shoemaker went out to the back of his shop -and a few minutes later returned ,carrying the pair of shoes.
"Here we are," he said. "One pair of brown shoes to be repaired. I'm a bit busy now, but they'll probably be ready on Thursday."

以下是翻譯：

一個男人帶了一雙鞋子去修鞋店，他對補鞋者說：「請幫我把這雙鞋子補好吧。」

「當然可以，先生。」補鞋者答到。

「你什麼時候可以修好呢？」男人問到。

「我現在有點忙，不過可以確保周四幫你補好。」

「嗯，很好！」說完，那個男人就離開了。

第二天早晨，那個男人收到了一封給他在另一個國家提供工作的信。在24小時內他就已經登上了去工作地的航班上。

二十年之後，他回到了自己的家鄉。

他想起了自己的那雙鞋子。

「那是一雙很好的鞋子」，他腦海里想著，「我想那個補鞋者還會不會在那裡，並且還保存著那雙鞋子呢？我得去看看。」他到那以後，高興地發現那位補鞋者還在同一個補鞋店裡，只不過，到了現在他已經是位白發蒼蒼的老人了。

「早上好！」他對那位補鞋者說，「二十年前，我帶著一雙鞋子來您這里補，請問那雙鞋子還在您這里嗎？」

「你的名字是？」老補鞋者問道。

「史密斯。」男人回答。

「我去找找看，也許它還在我房後的儲存室里。」

那位補鞋者進到了他商店的後頭，過了幾分鍾他出來了，並帶著一雙鞋子。

「鞋在這呢！」，老補鞋者說道，「一雙棕色的鞋子待補，但是，我現在有點忙，或許我只能在這個周四幫你補好了。」