Ⅰ 二人英語幽默對話，一兩分鍾，帶翻譯，急~~~~
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.
"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"
"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.
"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."
一位列車員正要發出信號讓火車啟動，這時他看見一位很漂亮的姑專娘站在站台上屬一節打開的車廂門旁邊，跟車廂里另一位漂亮姑娘在說話。
「快點，小姐!」他喊道：「請把門關上。」
「噢，我還沒有和妹妹吻別呢。」她回答道。
「請把門關上好了，」列車員說：「其餘的事由我負責。」
Ⅱ 簡單的二人英語情景對話
A:hello,What
are
you
doing?
你好。你在干什麼？
B:Nothing.
沒什麼
A:Are
you
sad
orbored?
你是傷心或者無聊嗎？
B:No,I
can』tfind
my
pen.I
lose
it.
.I』m
in
a
hurry
Can
you
help
me?
我找不到我的筆了，我版把它丟了，我很著急。你可以幫助我嗎權？
A:of
course,I
can.
當然可以
A:Oh,it』s
this?
哦，是這個嗎？
B:No,it
isn』t
mine.
不，這不是我的
過了一會
B:I
can
seeit.It』s
on
the
floor.
我看到它了，它在地板上。
（"B"拿起筆，確認那是她的筆後）
B:Yes,it』s
my
pen!thank
you.
是的，那是我的筆，謝謝你。
A:You
are
welcome.
不用謝。
Ⅲ 二人英語情景對話
A:Hello,B.Long time no see.How are you?你好襲，B。長時間不見了。你怎麼樣？B:I am fine,thank you,and you?我很好，謝謝。你呢？A:I am fine,too.我也很好。B:Where have you been?I have not seen you for several days.這段時間你都到哪去了，我好幾天沒見你了。A:Oh,I have been to my hometown for a rest.And you?哦，我回老家休息了幾天。你呢？B:I just stayed at home.我一直待在家裡。A:Well,shall we go to see the film together?我們一起去看電影怎麼樣？B:Wonderful,let's go.好極了，我們去吧。
Ⅳ 初中水平的兩人英語對話，簡短一點，兩三分鍾就可以了，最好是生活中的情景對話，帶翻譯，越快越好
Jane and Susan are on their way home.
Jane和Susan 在回家的路上談起對季節的感受.
Jane: hi, Sue, I feel a kind of chilly today.
你好,蘇,我感到今天涼颼颼的
Susan: It is very chilly now. Autumn is approaching.
是涼颼颼的.秋天到了.
Autumn is my favorite season.
我最喜歡秋天.
Jane: oh yeah, I don't like it.
哦,是嗎?我不喜歡.
I feel depressed in autumn.
秋天我感到憂傷的.
you see leaves are falling. grass is dying. Geese are ready to fly south. It seems everything is gone.
你看樹葉落了,草兒枯了,大雁要南飛了,好象啥都沒了.
Susan: I don't think it that way.
我不這樣認為.
I enjoy seeing the rainbow color of the leaves.
我喜歡看到多彩樹葉. I enjoy stepping on the crunch and the rustle of leaves.
我喜歡踩在策策做響的樹葉上
I like to take a deep breath of the crisp autumn air.
我喜歡深深呼吸一下秋天乾燥的新鮮空氣.
It makes me so happy when the cool autumn wind tickles my face.
秋天的涼風吹拂在我臉上,我感到無比幸福.
Jane: I like summer better. I like to go to the beach.
我喜歡夏天.我喜歡去沙灘.
The days are longer and I can hang out with my pals outside.
夏天白晝長.我可和我的朋友在外逛.
In autumn the days are getting shorter.
秋天白日短了.(天黑得早了)
I just don't like it when it starts to get dark at four. It is a very glooming sign.
我就是不喜歡一到四點鍾,天色就黑下.那是很憂郁的跡象.
Susan: well, you are entitled to your opinions.
嗯,你是有你的看法.
One thing we are in common is that we both value our friendships, right?有一點跟你相同的就是我們對待友情的看法是一致
Ⅳ 英語兩人搞笑對話短文，帶翻譯推薦。
I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conctor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我沒有睡著
當一群婦女上車之後，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：「先生，醒醒！」
「我沒有睡著。」那個男人回答。
「沒睡著？可是你眼睛都閉上了呀？」
「我知道，我只是不願意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。」
The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可憐的丈夫
「你根本無法想像和我妻子打交道是多麼的難，」一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說，「她問我一個問題，然後自己回答了，過後又花半個小時跟我解釋為什麼我的答案是錯的。」Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父親在哪兒？
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。
「看，」哥哥說，「這些畫多漂亮呀！」
「是啊，」弟弟說道，「可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢？」
哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：「很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。」
Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道這個諺語嗎？
一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。
「沒有關系，」一位先生說，「不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：『吠狗不咬人。』」
「啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎？」
一 Can we have our teacher back？
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"
能讓我們的老師回去嗎？
有一次，一位督學去視察一個只有三間教室的學校。一間教室非常吵鬧，因此督學抓住其中一個正在站著說話的人，把他帶進另一間教室，並讓他站在牆角。五分鍾以後，一個小男孩從第一間教室走進來，問道，「您什麼時候能讓我們的老師回去呢？」
二 Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
誰更有禮貌？
一個胖子和一個瘦子在爭論誰更有禮貌。瘦子說他更有禮貌，因為他經常對女士摘帽示意。但是胖子認為他更有風度，因為無論什麼時候他在車上給別人讓座時，總有兩位女士能坐下。
三 Expensive Price
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
昂貴的代價
牙科醫生：對不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母親：二十五美元！可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀？
牙科醫生：是的。但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了
Ⅵ 英語兩人搞笑對話短文，帶翻譯
A:what
is
your
name?
你叫啥名？
B:Hu胡（諧音:誰）
A:you~你
B:Hu~胡
A:Who?誰？
B:yes,
I
am~是，我就是
A:I
want
to
know
your
name我只是想知道你的名字專
B:Hu胡啊
A:You!你！
B:Yes,
my
name是啊屬，我的名字啊
A:So
tell
me
about
it那就告訴我啊
B:Hu!胡！
A:You!
What
is
your
name!?
你！你叫啥名？！
B:Hu
is
my
name!我就叫胡
A:O~哦
Ⅶ 兩分鍾的兩個人英語對話的小短文帶翻譯
對話關於什麼啊？
Ⅷ 英語對話短文兩人加翻譯簡單
How old you this year? . I this year 18.. What kind of fruit do you like? . I like to eat apples.. What is your favorite sport? . My favorite sport is basketball. 你今年多大了？。我今年18了。。你喜歡吃什麼水果？。我喜專歡吃蘋果。。你最喜歡的體育屬運動是什麼？。我最喜歡的運動是籃球（喔原創的）
Ⅸ 英語對話，兩個人說，帶翻譯，簡單些
What's your favourite season
A:hi ,B.What's your favourite season
B:my favourite reason is spring
A:why?
B:because everything grow up in spring,and the wind is warm
A:oh,what about others?
B:summer is too hot,autumn's wind is too often,and winter is too cold!
A:I think that i can't agree with you,I love summer best!
B:wow,show me the reasons
A:i love swimming.when summer comes,every swimming pool opens,so I can have a lot of fun!
B:i have to go,see you next time,bye~~
A: bye
翻譯：
你最喜愛的季節是什麼？
嗨,B。你最喜歡的季節是什麼？
B:我最喜歡的原因是春天
答:為什麼?
B:因為所有東西都成長在春天,風是溫暖的
哦,其他的呢?
B:夏天太熱,秋天的風太經常,冬天太冷了!
答:我認為我不能同意你的觀點,我愛夏天最好的!
B:哇,告訴我原因
我喜歡游泳。當夏天來臨時,每一個游泳池打開,這樣我就可以有很多的樂趣。
B:我得走了,下次見,再見~ ~
答:再見