簡短趣味英語閱讀

A. 初中科普英語趣味閱讀百篇的中文翻譯

第來38篇：Jenna盤坐在一條腿上畫了源25分鍾畫，鈴響時站起來就覺得特神~ 感覺不到腿了
(就是壓麻了唄)

如果這發生在你身上，你就短時間對腳喪失知覺了~，或者覺得特沉，要麼就是有「刺痛」，可是這都是為啥呢~？

很多人都覺得這是因為切斷了對腳的供血，但是實際上應該歸咎於神經。神經就像貫通你全身的線，從大腦到身體傳送信號。當你坐腳上的時候，就會壓迫該區域的神經。這樣神經就不能向大腦正常傳輸信號了，也就是說這時候連接就中斷了，就覺不出來啥了~ 基本類似於你跟哥們打電話，結果你哥們已經掛了，你大腦還喊「喂」呢，可是你的腳已經不能回應了

你站起來或者把腿伸直之後，神經就不受到壓迫了，這樣很快你就又能感覺到自己的腳了。可能會有一些刺痛，針扎的感覺。不過一般幾秒之後就連接就恢復了，而且這樣不會傷害你的身體。

1. tucked 這應該是盤腿，然後坐在腿上。
2. pins and needles 就是有針刺感
3. cut off 切斷
4. nerves 神經
5. blame 歸咎
6. wires 線
7. forth 向前
8. compress 壓迫
9. connection 連接

B. 英語趣味小短文（帶翻譯）

1、Cat and Mice 貓和老鼠

Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small boxwith holes punched in the top.

"What's in your box?" asked the friend.

"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've beendreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catchthem."

"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.

"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.

布朗夫人去拜訪一位朋友，她拿著一個頂部扎滿了小眼兒的盒子。「盒子里裝的是什麼？」朋友問道。「一隻小貓，」布朗夫人回答說，「你知道我晚上睡覺總夢見老鼠，我非常害怕。這只貓可以抓住那些老鼠。」「可老鼠都是假想的呀。」朋友說。「小貓也是假想的。」布朗夫人小聲說道。

2、I think that I'm a chicken 我是一隻雞

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

精神病醫師：你哪裡不舒服？

病人：我認為我是一隻雞。

精神病醫師：這種情況從什麼時候開始的？

病人：從我還是一隻蛋的時候開始的。

3、I Am Acting Like a Lady 我要表現得像位女士

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast DepartmentStore, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soonfound himself being battered by frantic women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and armsflailing, he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't youact like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like agentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。

他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。

「你幹嘛？」有人尖聲叫道，「你難道不能表現得像位紳士嗎？」

「聽著，」他說，「我過去一小時一直表現得像一位紳士。從現在起，我要表現得像位女士。」

4、The Broom Seller and the Barber 賣掃帚的人和理發師

A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. Thebarber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for theprice of it.

"Two pence," said the man.

"No, no," said the barber, "I will give you a penny,and if you do not think that enough, you may take your broom again."

The man took it, and asked what he had to pay for his shave.

"A penny." said the barber.

"I will give you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, youmay put my beard on again."

一個賣掃帚的人去一家理發店修面。理發師向他買了一把掃帚。當理發師給他修完面後，問了一下掃帚的價錢。

賣掃帚的人說：「兩便士。」

「不，不。」理發師說，「我只出一便士。如果你認為不夠的話，可以把掃帚拿回去。」

賣掃帚的人取回了掃帚，隨後問修面要付多少錢。

賣掃帚的人說：「我只能給你半個便士，如果你認為不夠的話，你可以把鬍子再替我裝上。」

5、Want a Day Off 想請一天假

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office."Boss," he says, "We're doing some heavy house-cleaning at hometomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, movingand hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith," the bossreplies. "I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss,"says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"

一天，史密斯去見他的客戶部領導。「老闆，」斯密斯說，「我們家明天要大搞清潔，我老婆需要我回去幫忙清潔閣樓和車庫，搬搬挪挪什麼的。」「斯密斯啊，你也知道，我們現在人手已經不夠了。」老闆說，「明天的假我是沒法給你批了」。「多謝老闆，」史密斯說，「我果然沒信錯人。」

6、I Lost 我輸了

It was at a five o』clock tea. A young man came tothe hostess to apologize for his lateness.

「So good of you to come, Mr. Jones, and where isyour brother?」

「You see we're very busy in the office and only oneof us could come, so we tossed up for it.」

「How nice! And so original, too! And you won?」

「No,」 said the young man absently, 「I lost.」

五點鍾，下午茶的時間，一個年輕人因為遲到向女主人致歉。

「您能來可真好，瓊斯先生，您的兄弟在哪兒呢？」

「您知道我們公司很忙，我們倆只能來一個，所以就擲幣來決定由誰來。」

「太有意思了！還那麼有創意！那您贏了？」

「不，」年輕人心不在焉地說，「我輸了。」

7、The Old Cat 老貓

An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old.One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years,and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old,but remember what good work the old did when they were young."

一位老婦有隻貓，這只貓很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了東西，因為它年紀太大了。一天，老貓發現一隻老鼠，它跳過去抓這只老鼠，然而，它咬不住這只老鼠。因此，老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了，因為老貓咬不了它。於是，老婦很生氣，因為老貓沒有把老鼠咬死。她開始打這只貓，貓說：「不要打你的老僕人，我已經為你服務了很多年，而且還願意為你效勞，但是，我實在太老了，對年紀大的不要這么無情，要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情。

8、There Good Friends 三個好朋友

One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can』t swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can』t help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant』s home. Then, three of them become good friends。

一天，一隻猴子在河邊騎車。這時他看見樹下有一隻獅子，獅子向他跑來。他非常的害怕，掉進河裡。他不會游泳，大叫起來。兔子聽見了，跳進水裡，但他卻沒有辦法救猴子。幸運的是，一隻大象過來了。大象非常強壯，救出了兔子和猴子。他們來到大象的家，在那裡吃了一頓大餐。從此他們成了好朋友。

C. 英語趣味性小短文

呵呵小朋友，我給你一個吧，不難的，很適合你，是一篇小笑話

A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please."
"Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said.
"When will they be ready?" the man asked.
"I'm a bit busy, but they'll be ready for you on Thursday." he said.
That's fine," the man said, and left the shop.
The next morning he received a letter, offering him a job in another country. Within 24 hours he was on an airplane to his new job.
Twenty years passed and he returned to his hometown.
He remembered his shoes.
"They were a good pair of shoes," he thought. "I wonder if the shoemaker is still there and still has them. I'll go and see.擾He was pleased to see that the shoemaker was still in the same shop ,although he was an old man by now.
"Good morning," he said to him. "Twenty years ago, I brought in a pair of shoes to be repaired. Do you think you've still got them?"
"Name?" the old shoemaker asked.
"Smith," the man said.
"I'll go and see. They may be out back.
The shoemaker went out to the back of his shop -and a few minutes later returned ,carrying the pair of shoes.
"Here we are," he said. "One pair of brown shoes to be repaired. I'm a bit busy now, but they'll probably be ready on Thursday."

以下是翻譯：

一個男人帶了一雙鞋子去修鞋店，他對補鞋者說：「請幫我把這雙鞋子補好吧。」

「當然可以，先生。」補鞋者答到。

「你什麼時候可以修好呢？」男人問到。

「我現在有點忙，不過可以確保周四幫你補好。」

「嗯，很好！」說完，那個男人就離開了。

第二天早晨，那個男人收到了一封給他在另一個國家提供工作的信。在24小時內他就已經登上了去工作地的航班上。

二十年之後，他回到了自己的家鄉。

他想起了自己的那雙鞋子。

「那是一雙很好的鞋子」，他腦海里想著，「我想那個補鞋者還會不會在那裡，並且還保存著那雙鞋子呢？我得去看看。」他到那以後，高興地發現那位補鞋者還在同一個補鞋店裡，只不過，到了現在他已經是位白發蒼蒼的老人了。

「早上好！」他對那位補鞋者說，「二十年前，我帶著一雙鞋子來您這里補，請問那雙鞋子還在您這里嗎？」

「你的名字是？」老補鞋者問道。

「史密斯。」男人回答。

「我去找找看，也許它還在我房後的儲存室里。」

那位補鞋者進到了他商店的後頭，過了幾分鍾他出來了，並帶著一雙鞋子。

「鞋在這呢！」，老補鞋者說道，「一雙棕色的鞋子待補，但是，我現在有點忙，或許我只能在這個周四幫你補好了。」

D. 急需英語趣味小故事(字數小於100)

But the teacher cried

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

可是老師哭了

六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。

約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：「學校怎麼樣？你過的好嗎？哭了沒有？」

「哭？」約翰問，「不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。」

E. 趣味英語小短文（初一版）

One night a hotel caught fire,and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
「Before I came out,」 said one,「I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don』t think of money when they』re afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire,the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．」
「You don』t know my work,」 said the other．
「What is your work?」
「I』m a policeman.
「Oh!」 cried the first man． He thought quickly and said,「And do you know my work?」「No,」said the policeman．
「I』m a writer． I』m always telling stories about things that never happened．」

F. 英語趣味小短文

There was a young flower in the desert where all was dry and sad looking…… It was growing by itself…… enjoying every day…… and saying to the sun "When shall I be grown up?" And the sun would say "Be patient - Each time I touch you, you grow a little……" She was so pleased. Because she would have a chance to bring beauty to this corner of sand…… And this is all she wanted to do - bring a little bit of beauty to this world.

遍地乾旱、滿目悲涼的沙漠中有朵小花,她獨自生長在那裡,享受著每一天……她問太陽公公「我什麼時候才能長大?」太陽公公總是說「要有耐心—— 我每次撫摸你,你都會長大一點……」小花好開心啊,因為她也有機會為沙漠的一隅增添美麗了……這是她畢生的心願—— 為這個世界增添一絲美麗.

G. 一篇有趣的英語閱讀，有興趣的可以試一下

噢 還有就是，我現在學的ABC天卞口語的導師要我明白 其實想學會英語應該是不費力地~絕對具有適宜的學習情境和練習口語對象，這取決於外教資質，口語純正才是最好 保持經常口語交流，1對1個性化學習就有.好.的學習效果 完成課堂後記得重聽課堂音頻，幫助加強記憶！如果真的無口語交談的人的情況 只能上聽力室或滬江獲取課外學習資料研習 多用耳聽、眼觀、嘴動、腦想 很快的口語能力會提高起來，學習效果肯定會快速顯著的 My hobby My hobby is colorful. I always read in the morning. I tnk reading is interesting. I can get a lot of ledge from books. I like listening to English at noon. I tnk English is important and interesting. Sometimes I listen to popular music. Because music can relax myself. I often play basketball with my classmates after school. I tnk playing basketball is good for our health. It can get on with my friends. I like playing the piano very much. I practice playing the piano in the evening. Then I finish my homework. I am busy every day and I am very happy.

H. 初中科普英語趣味閱讀百篇

Jenna盤坐在復一條腿上畫了25分鍾畫，鈴制響時站起來就覺得特神~ 感覺不到腿了
(就是壓麻了唄)

如果這發生在你身上，你就短時間對腳喪失知覺了~，或者覺得特沉，要麼就是有「刺痛」，可是這都是為啥呢~？

很多人都覺得這是因為切斷了對腳的供血，但是實際上應該歸咎於神經。神經就像貫通你全身的線，從大腦到身體傳送信號。當你坐腳上的時候，就會壓迫該區域的神經。這樣神經就不能向大腦正常傳輸信號了，也就是說這時候連接就中斷了，就覺不出來啥了~ 基本類似於你跟哥們打電話，結果你哥們已經掛了，你大腦還喊「喂」呢，可是你的腳已經不能回應了

你站起來或者把腿伸直之後，神經就不受到壓迫了，這樣很快你就又能感覺到自己的腳了。可能會有一些刺痛，針扎的感覺。不過一般幾秒之後就連接就恢復了，而且這樣不會傷害你的身體。

1. tucked 這應該是盤腿，然後坐在腿上。
2. pins and needles 就是有針刺感
3. cut off 切斷
4. nerves 神經
5. blame 歸咎
6. wires 線
7. forth 向前
8. compress 壓迫
9. connection 連接

I. 趣味英語閱讀題

跳水皇後：伏明霞。