大學體驗英語3聽力音頻

1. 大學體驗英語聽說教程3聽力材料

大學英語聽說教程III聽力原文(Unit10)
2005-4-8
UNIT 10
Part B
Text 1
How to Get a Laugh
Gene Perret has been a joke writer for twenty years and has taken hundreds of flights. So he was only half listening when the air steward began going over the safety instructions. Suddenly Perret's ears stood up. 'There may be 50 ways to leave your lover,' the steward said, 'but there are only five ways to leave this airplane.' And then he added: 'Please return your seat to its upright and most uncomfortable position. Later you may lean back and break the knees of the passenger behind
you. '
Perret uses the air steward story to make a serious point: humor can catch someone's attention and get a message across. 'Some people can't tell a joke to save their lives,' says Perret, 'but everyone can learn to use humor effectively. The secret is developing your own style, learning a few tricks and taking the time to practice.'
The first step Perret recommends is to build up a 「 collection」. Note down 25 jokes or stories that you find funny. Then work out whether you are better with stories or one-liners. Don't try to be what you're not. 'Matching people with the wrong material is like teaching a pig to sing,' Perret says. 「It not only wastes your time, it annoys the pig.」
Look out for humor on a regular basis, not just before you intend to use it. Joke books are OK, but Perret suggests looking for material from your own experience. He tells a story about helping his little daughter prepare to perform a poem at her school. When he offered to write one for her, she said, 「No, Dad, this is in front of the whole school. I'd rather it was good.」 Nothing makes people feel more comfortable than self-critical humor.
Material should also fit the audience. 'The more humor fits a particular situation, the funnier it is,' Perret says. But Perret advises people to forget the idea that a speech should open and close with a joke. When a closing joke falls flat, it is almost impossible to recover.
Text 2
You're Under Arrest!
Fritz Kreisler, a world-famous Austrian-born American violinist, was once in Hamburg, Germany, waiting for a boat to take him to London, where he was to give a concert the following evening. With an hour until sailing time, he decided to stop and browse for a few minutes in a music shop he had noticed earlier in the day while roaming the streets of the city. In his comfortable old clothes for travel, he would have been difficult to recognize, except for the violin he carried under his arm.
When he entered the music shop the owner asked to see his violin. He examined it closely, and then disappeared. A few minutes later, he returned, accompanied by two policemen.
"You're under arrest," one of the policemen told Kreisler.
"Under arrest? What for?"
"You have Fritz Kreisler's violin."
"Of course I do. I am Fritz Kreisler."
"You Fritz Kreisler in those shabby clothes?" jeered the policeman. "You phony! You're no more Fritz Kreisler than I am. You're nothing but a crook who has stolen Kreisler's violin. Come with us to the station." He began to tug at the violinist's arm.
Kreisler's boat would sail within the hour, and there was no time to dawdle. The violinist hadto think fast.
Looking around he saw a record player in the shop. "Do you have any of Kreisler recordings?" he asked the proprietor.
Luckily, one was handy."The Old Refrain", and the man put the recording on the machine.
When the recording ended, Kreisler picked up his violin and played the same number. "Now are you satisfied?" he asked.
The red-faced proprietor and the two policemen began to apologize as Kreisler rushed from the shop and headed for his ship.
Part C
A Hectic Monday Morning
It was a hectic Monday morning. Everyone at our 1)employment agency was busy working on the 2) job-matching program. Suddenly the computers in our office 3) broke down. And we couldn't run the program which we knew was 4)essential /to the counselors and their clients; As the 'down' time went from minutes to half an hour and to an hour, we were all 5) frustrated.
'Look,' shouted a colleague of mine, pointing at the screens. 6) There on the terminal screens appeared a single sentence typed in by an annoyed counselor. It read: 'May the fleas of a thousand camels spread all over your circuit box!' 7) Before the laughter in the office could die down, the computers blinked and went back into action.
We were all amazed. 8) It seemed that the power of the Middle East extended far beyond the oil fields.
Part D
The Blonde and the Lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asked her if she would like to play a fun game with him.
The blonde, tired, just wanted to take a nap. She politely declined and rolled over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persisted and explained that the game was easy and a lot of fun. He explained, "I'11 ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa." Again, she declined and tried to get some sleep. The lawyer, now anxious and nervous, said, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."
This caught the blonde's attention and as she figured there would be no end to this torment unless she played, she agreed to the game.
The lawyer asked the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" Without saying a word, the blonde reached into her purse, pulled out a $5 bill and handed it to the lawyer.
"OK," said the lawyer, "your turn." She asked the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, took out his laptop computer and searched all his references, no answer. He searched the Internet and the Library of Congress, still no answer. Frustrated, he sent e-mails to all his friends and co-workers, to no avail. After an hour, he woke up the blonde, and handed her $500. "Thank you," the blonde said and turned back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who was a bit angry, woke her up again and asked, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reached into her purse, handed the lawyer $5, and went back to sleep,

2. 大學體驗英語綜合教程聽力下載地址

體驗英語書的後面有光碟，你可以用它來聽力的，有原文朗讀

3. 大學體驗英語視聽說教程3聽力錄音，發我郵箱[email protected],多謝！

很不好意思，雖然大學的專業是英語，不過我沒有學過大學體驗英語視聽說。我學的視聽說的教程是走遍美國。不好意思幫不了你啦。

4. 急求！！！哪有《大學體驗英語 聽說教程3》的聽力材料

http://www2.scut.e.cn/scuttefl/flernet/jingpinke/xuexiyuandi/jiaocai.htm

我剛試過，所有鏈接都可以打開，wma音頻文件還可以下載。
我幫你復制聽說教程專3的頁面網屬址下來，你看看可以連接嗎？
http://202.38.193.225/xpenglish/book3listen/listenspeak3.htm

再試一下？

5. 求大學體驗英語綜合教程3（第三版）的lead in 部分的mp3音頻，沒有光碟機讀不了光碟

6. 哪裡可以下載《大學體驗英語》綜合教程的課文錄音啊

http://blog.xunlei.com/web/category.html?uin=guyuexuan1&category_id=553&cid=
這里有好多，不知道你要哪一回個。答

7. 大學體驗英語擴展教程3-4音頻

你好，【persistence】 很高興為你答疑解惑！ 最近很多網友問過我同樣的問題， 現在我講英語中的學習方法總結如下： 【persistence 版權所有】 學好英語是沒有捷徑的，要的努力勤奮，要每天學習單詞和語法，英語水平好比一座樓房，語法是蓋樓房的磚瓦，而單詞就是裝飾樓房的裝飾品。學好英語離不開聽說讀寫，每天都要朗讀英語，每天都要跟讀英語磁帶，每天都要在生活當中運用英語，每天都要用英語寫日記。還有一個就是環境，可以找一些有外國人的英語角或者英語沙龍，去那裡對話，鍛煉自己的發音，膽量，自信，感受說英語的那個氛圍總之，學好英語就是一句話，多說多聽多寫多練多背多用 以下是摘自網路上的學習英語的方法： 1.收聽英語氣象報告 【persistence 版權所有】 2.收聽英語氣象報告 3.善用錄音帶鍛煉聽說能力 4.聽正常語速的英語，才能加速聽力的進步 5.從電視，電影中學習英語 6.和朋友表演影片情節 7.和朋友表演影片情節 8.唱歌學英語 【persistence 版權所有】 9.特別注意英文沒有的發音 10.背誦名人演說詞，找機會復誦出來 樓主你好， 11.用英語繞口令克服發音的缺點 12.多記一些幽默笑話，准備隨時應用 13.聽英語時，口中跟著復誦 14.練習朗讀，好處多多 15.練習朗讀時要從後面往前推演 16.朗讀長句時，可在「片語」之間稍做停頓 17.為了興趣而閱讀 18.精讀和泛讀並行 19.閱讀英文報刊雜志 【persistence 版權所有】 20.暫時忘掉字典 21.查字典之前，要猜猜看 22.查字典不要只看詞義 23.多查幾本字典，互相印證，互為補充 24.讀的出，才能記得牢 25.字典查過之後，暫時別合起來 26.要培養英語的語感，請用英英字典 27.利用前綴和後綴擴充詞彙 28.留心英文的詞彙搭配 29.把被動詞彙轉變為主動詞彙 30.用自由聯想法復習學過的單詞 31.利用生活中的小插曲或社會上的偶發事件學習英文 32.累積實用的佳句，整理製作成卡片 【persistence 版權所有】 33.把當天發生的事情，用英語寫成日記 34.用英文寫閱讀摘要 35.把生活體驗寫成英文作文，或做口頭發表 36.隨時用英文思考，用英文記錄 37.不必對自己苛求完美 38.發揮創意，多做嘗試 【persistence 版權所有】 最後我想送你一句話，學習英語不求速成： Noboday can be proficent in English in one day !（欲速則不達） 【persistence All rights reserved】 本帖原創請勿抄襲，違者提交管理員處理！

8. 求《大學體驗英語綜合教程第三版3》的課文音頻和課後英語單詞音頻

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9. 大學體驗英語聽說教程3最後兩篇聽力Test 1和Test 2

TEST1 PART1 1～20 bdacc dacdb caabc baddb TEST1 PART2 1～20 make me take out not having a gril friend like everybody else got it made hired me for a job selling tours perfect that job understand the business mom wants to if any body needs kids never get to that's the way tired of this place have too many convert everybody to do whatever you going to have a you kidding me lost thing you smoking, and immediately TEST2 PART1 1～20 bcadd bcbdc adbaa adbcc TEST2 PART2 1～20 to worry about money way to make the There's no trick All you need to know in an apartment downtown went still asleep alittle after six o'clock and rolling know someone pretty many years of there's a big hole have some wonderful that's my kind of Let's get started find a girl friend who take turns cooking says they're than actually doing something kind of scary I'm need to it 改過來了....看著辦吧...!

麻煩採納，謝謝!

10. 求大學體驗英語3的課後單詞聽力最好是MP3格式 謝謝

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