⑴ 英語語法錯誤帶來的笑話
aback attempts to box-haul his ship.
⑵ 求英語大神指導，，我寫的這篇作文有什麼可笑的語法錯誤，就是特別突出的語法錯誤，，請指出，，越多越好
Wild animals
Animals are our friends, but many people kill "friends" for their fur and meat. The people have killed a lot of wild animals. So many kinds of animals are in danger. Meanwhile, the green house effect makes temperature rise, therefore, the iceberg is melting and it will make some animals like polar bears have fewer and fewer places to live. Now, just imagine, what will happen if there aren't animals? The world will happen a chain of events, we people won't have meat to eat and we ill die! Therefore, we should protect wildlife animals. I think First, every country's government should make the nature reserves bigger and bigger. Then, they should make the wildlife animals have enough food to eat. But there is still a long wall to make this two points come true.
你的觀點還是很好的.打字上可能有些錯誤, 我這里給你改過來了.然後,我給你修改了大部分句子,如下：
The people have killed a lot of wild animals. So many kinds of animals are in danger.
改為：These people have killed so many wild animals that some species are in danger of extinction.
Meanwhile, the green house effect makes temperature rise, therefore, the iceberg is melting and it will make some animals like polar bears have fewer and fewer places to live.
改為：Meanwhile, the greenhouse effect leads to temperature rise, which results in iceberg getting melted and animals like polar bears will lose their habitats.
The world will happen a chain of events ,we people won't have meat to eat and we ill die!
改為： A chain of events will happen in the world. We people won』t have meat to eat and we will get ill and may even die in the end!
But there is still a long wall to make this two points come true.
改為：But there is still a long way to go before we can make these two points come true.
⑶ 英語語法錯誤都有哪些
第一句 去掉that,
第二句把hurt改成hurts
其他基本沒錯誤了，
希望對你有幫助
⑷ 英語笑話一則 請問各位是否有語法上錯誤
「that
runs
very
fast」中的that
應該換成which
回答一下2L，你把它翻譯成中文就知道了，公鹿變成了高速公路……
⑸ 求英語句子語法因翻譯錯誤的笑話
英國威爾士郡斯旺西官員一時疏忽，將寫有「我不在辦公室」的路標赫然立在迴路口旁。
法新社答1日報道，根據相關規定，威爾士所有路標均應用英語和威爾士語兩種文字標識。
斯旺西當地一名官員發送電子郵件請人幫忙將「居民區，重型車輛禁止入內」譯成威爾士語。收到回信後，這名工作人員未經確認就把回信內容列印，製成標牌，立在一處路口旁。
這名工作人員沒想到，他當時收到的是一封系統自動回復郵件，內容為「我不在辦公室，請發送任何需要翻譯的文件」。
懂威爾士語的當地人注意到標牌後，立即向有關部門指出問題。斯旺西政府一名發言人說：「一意識到翻譯錯誤，我們立即將它取下。正確路標將盡快就位。」
⑹ 生活中常見英語語法錯誤
問題：
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這句話確實在生活中很常見，因此大家都覺得沒有什麼錯誤。
我已經很多年回沒有學習語文了。覺得這個答問題很有趣，
於是仔細分析了一下，感覺錯誤是這樣產生的。
「意外」是一個名字，「是」是一個動詞，「可以」在這里也是一個動詞。
「避免」同樣是一個動詞，動詞屬於實詞，當實詞「避免」與後面的結構助詞「的」結合在一起時，構成了名詞短語「避免的」，即「避免的」是一個名詞。
好，現在可以來分析一下整個句子的組成了。
名詞「意外」作主語，動詞「是」作謂語，動詞「可以」也只能作謂語，名詞短語「避免的」當然是作賓語了，這樣的「主-謂-謂-賓」的結構，在語法上是錯誤的。
修正：
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一種簡單的辦法，是改成「主-謂-賓」的結構。由於有兩個動詞可供選擇，因此也有兩種方案：
a、意外是避免的。
這樣修改的話，語法上沒錯，但邏輯上不對。
b、意外可以避免的
這樣修改語法和邏輯上就都正確了
還有一種修改方法，即方案C：
c、意外可以避免。
不過在這種方案中，「可以」是副詞，「避免」是動詞了，句子變成了「主-謂」結構。
⑺ 大學英語課前的一個三人英語對話表演，還說要搞笑幽默的，哪位大大幫下忙了，可別有語法錯誤啊
老同學（搞笑校園短劇）
演員：小石頭 老乾巴 大雜面 小丹
小丹：這不嘛，大學畢業十來年，當年的同學見面都難，有的有錢有的沒錢，窮的不把富來奔，富的與窮家也無言。同學情感可不能白費，所以我們今天啊開個同學會，只為交流情感，不在乎喝不喝醉，呵呵。（收拾屋子）
大雜面：小丹吶，你咋還忙活呢，快做飯吧，老同學都快來了。哎，我還得告訴你幾句：今天時間也不晚了，記住今天聚會趙衛鋒是重點，他現在是辛氏企業的經理，百分百一個大款。咱今天要是把他整高興了，那咱們就抱住那金飯碗了，哈哈哈哈！
小丹：你怎麼那麼見錢眼開呢？難道同學之間也要講錢？
大雜面：小丹你咋這么不懂事呢，同學同學，同樣是學生但不一樣學習。當年學習不努力，他窮了也不能和咱們生氣啊，當年刻苦學習的，他有錢也證明是自己努力。你好比當年的辛井水吧，倒是挺能折騰的，活動參加不少，就是不努力學習，聽說畢業就失業了，現在在家種地，你說這是何必。
小丹：人家辛井水怎麼也是同學啊，你可不能厚此薄彼啊。
大雜面：啊，對啊，你曾經還和辛井水談過一段戀愛，怪不得你一直在為他說話呢。你們可別當著我的面情情愛愛，別怪我翻臉讓他歇菜！
小丹：你！哼！（生氣的下）（大雜面坐下看報紙）
小石頭：（接電話）外！我是趙衛鋒，哎呀，辛總啊，對來大雜面家開同學會，您放心吧，我一定會把這事辦的清清楚楚，明明白白的，好好，再見！
（敲門）開門！
大雜面：來了，你好你是？
小石頭：我是趙衛鋒！
大雜面：衛鋒，哎呀！（擁抱）我想死你了，咱們十年沒有見面了吧，我都想四你了！怎麼樣您母親還好嗎？
小石頭：還好！
大雜面：您父親還好吧？
小石頭：還好！
大雜面：您家裡都好吧？
小石頭：還好！
（小丹出來）
小丹：哎呀！小石頭啊！
小石頭：恩？你是？
大雜面：小石頭？哎？這位是趙衛鋒趙經理，你怎麼能……
小丹：啊，原來是趙經理啊，那你們坐下聊啊！
（趙衛鋒手機響，接電話）
小石頭：外，辛總啊！什麼？好，我馬上過去！
老同學，我公司有點事情我得馬上過去，好嗎？咱們有機會再聚！
（趙衛鋒下）
大雜面：完了，完了，他走了，這同學會還開啥了？餃子包了，來人就喝茶吧！
（老乾巴上，敲門）
小丹：誰啊？
老乾巴：我！
小丹：老乾巴？
老乾巴：小丹？誒呀嗎呀
小丹：誒呀！
大雜面：小丹誰啊？
小丹：老乾巴快進來！軍言，你看誰來了
大雜面：啊，送煤氣罐的吧，放里邊吧！
小丹：他好似咱們的老同學老乾巴啊
大雜面：老乾巴？哪個老乾巴啊
老乾巴：不認識我了？大雜面？你忘了我，我可記得你呀！
大雜面：我叫張軍言不叫大雜面，（不屑的）裡面坐吧。
小丹：（拉住老乾巴的手）老乾巴，現在幹啥呢，可挺長時間沒有看見你了啊。
老乾巴：啊，我那什麼……
大雜面：咳！小丹，你去燒點開水去！
老乾巴：大雜面！不張軍言，你現在幹啥啊？
大雜面：呀，也沒幹啥！就搞幾個小項目唄！
老乾巴：啥項目啊？
大雜面：啊，沒啥，也就是給北極星供暖，把太平洋變淺，克隆一個北朝鮮，再把黑洞填滿。
老乾巴：誒呀！那你還挺忙啊！
大雜面：呵呵，一般！老同學，那你忙寫啥啊都？
老乾巴：我跟你比起來差遠了，成天凈鼓動農作物了。
大雜面：（驕傲的）那也行，一年也能對付個一兩千！
老乾巴：哪能啊，一年也就八九百——萬！
大雜面：啊，八九百？萬？不是我說你老乾巴，你跟我你吹啥啊？啊，咱們當年都農村出來的，誰不知道一年掙多少啊，啊？你有啥困難到我這你裝啥啊，我也不是不能幫你。我這現在家業好幾十萬，光自行車我就好幾個。等會你把那個89年的推走吧，沒事別老走著多累，騎去唄！
老乾巴：恩，我沒走著！
大雜面：騎倒騎驢啊？那玩意更累疼，還不如自行車呢！
老乾巴：不是……
（小丹上）
小丹：你們嘮啥呢？來喝水！
大雜面：小丹，把咱們家那些破衣服啥的給老乾巴拿走點，買衣服太貴了。
小丹：哎！
（小丹拿出一件衣服）
大雜面：你拿那不我的衣服嗎？
小丹：那你不說給老乾巴嗎？
大雜面：我說你塞暖氣空子里那幾件！
小丹：那還能穿嗎？
大雜面：老乾巴他還能嫌咱們吶？
老乾巴：沒事，老同學嘛，永遠都是老同學！
小丹：老乾巴，還沒有吃飯吧？
大雜面：嘖！人家老乾巴還能不吃飯？再說咱家菜油太大，老乾巴能吃慣嗎？回頭再拉肚子可咋整。給老乾巴包幾個饅頭拿走，人家老乾巴沒准還有急事呢！
小丹：張軍言，你是不是有點過分了？
老乾巴：那什麼，沒事，小丹，軍言你們忙著啊，我先走了！
（趙衛鋒敲門）
大雜面：這又是誰啊？這個鬧停！
（開門）
大雜面：誒呀！衛鋒！誒呀，你可想死我了，太好了，小丹快炒菜，今天別走了啊，就在這住！
小石頭：不的了，我們懂事長在這吧？
大雜面：懂事長？沒有啊！
老乾巴：（過來）小石頭，事情辦妥了？
小石頭：辛哥，辦妥了，外商直接就撥款2000萬！
老乾巴：好，咱們走吧！
大雜面：辛哥！誒呀，我想死你了！太好了，小丹快去買海鮮，辛哥，今天別走了，我給你定酒店！誒呀，快給辛哥泡龍井啊，這破衣服你又翻出來幹啥呀？辛哥，快坐下！
老乾巴：軍言……
大雜面：辛哥你還是叫我大雜面親切！
老乾巴：你還記得自己曾經叫大雜面？你記得你這個名字怎麼來的嗎？
大雜面：當然記得，小的時候家裡窮，我每天都帶一個玉米面上學，同學們都叫我大雜面，但是沒有一個人瞧不起我，他們都來幫助我！
老乾巴：那時候我每天都帶一個糖饅頭上學，每次都用饅頭換你的雜面吃。不是我愛吃雜面，而是我想讓你知道，世界上除了錢之外，還有情感存在！軍言，對辛懂事長你就可以請海鮮，住酒店，對老乾巴你就連多呆一會你都不願意嗎？老同學老同學，就算我們再有錢，也不能忘記了曾經的老同學啊！
大雜面：老乾巴！嗚——
（音樂響起）
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Old classmates (art campus drama)
Cast: small stone on the old Dan Zamian big Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Xiao-Dan: This is not just after graating from university 10 years, was difficult to meet students, and some money some money and the poor to the rich not to Ben, rich and poor families also speechless. Emotional students can not wasted, so we ah open a classmate, only for the exchange of emotion, do not care to drink do not get drunk, huh. (Packing house)
Big Zamian: small Dan diploma, you also spent yesterday, it quickly cooking it, the old classmates come. Hey, I must tell you a few words: This time is not too late to remember gather today Wei-feng is the key, he is now the manager of Hsin Enterprise, a wealthy 100%. Our whole today if he was happy, then Let's cling on the golden rice bowl, You You!
Xiao-Dan: So how do you money eyes? Do students have also say money?
Big Zamian: small Dan night so you do not know anything, the students students, but students are not the same as learning. Then learning sleep, he can not and the poor Let angry ah, that assious study, he also proved to be money of their own. You like it then Xin Well, it is quite able to disruption, and to participate in many activities that sleep study, we heard that graate unemployment, now at the land, you say this is why.
Xiao-Dan: Well how are people Xin students ah, ah, you can be partial.
Big Zamian: ah, ah, you have also talked about a period of well water and Xin love, no wonder you have been in it for him to speak. You can not face the situation in front of my love love, I decide to let him Bieguai Xiecai!
Xiao-Dan: You! Sing! (Angry the next) (sit down and look at the newspapers Zamian)
Small stones: (phone),! I Zhao Feng, wow, Xin total ah, home to a large Zamian students, you rest assured it, I will definitely do this clearly, out-and-out, well, good-bye!
(Knock on the door) open the door!
Big Zamian: come here, you Hello, yes?
Small stone: I was visiting front!
Big Zamian: Wei-feng, wow! (Hug) I think you die, Let's not 10 years to meet the bar, I want to 4 you! How kind your mother also okay?
Small stone: okay!
Big Zamian: Your father also OK?
Small stone: okay!
Big Zamian: Your home is OK?
Small stone: okay!
(Dan small out)
Xiao-Dan: Ah! Small stone ah!
Small stone: TU? You yes?
Zamian large: small stone? Hey? This is Wei-feng Diaojingli, how can you……
Xiao-Dan: ah, it was Diaojingli ah, then you sit down and chat about ah!
(Wei-feng cellphone, the phone)
Small stone:, Xin total ah! What? , And I immediately past!
Old classmates, some things my company I immediately past, okay? We both have the opportunity to Zaiju!
(Wei-feng under)
Big Zamian: finished, finished, gone, it will also open啥students? Dumplings package,來人on tea!
(Thelephora ganbajun Zang old, the knock on the door)
Xiao-Dan: Shuie?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: I!
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: small Dan? Ah ah long period of time?
Xiao-Dan: long period of time!
Big Zamian: Dan Shui A small?
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang coming fast! Army statement, you see who is going to the
Big Zamian: ah, it sent the gas tank, put inside!
Xiao-Dan: We both like his old classmates old ah Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang? Which old ah Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Thelephora ganbajun Zang old: I do not know? Zamian big? You forgot me, and I recalled you!
Big Zamian: My name is Zhang statement is not big Zamian, (disdain) sitting inside it.
Xiao-Dan: (attraction to the old hands Thelephora ganbajun Zang) Thelephora ganbajun Zang old now abide by relevant regulations, it could be quite a long time no see you ah.
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: ah, that what I……
Big Zamian: cough! Xiao-Dan, you point to burn to the water!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Large Zamian! Zhang Jun and not words, you abide by relevant regulations ah?
Big Zamian: ah, did not abide by relevant regulations! To engage in a few small projects hymns!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang:啥project ah?
Big Zamian: ah,沒啥, that is, to Polaris heating, the Pacific shallow, a North Korean cloning, and then fill the black hole.
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: long period of time! Futingmanga you!
Big Zamian: Oh, General! Old classmates, then you are busy writing Shae?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: I tell you far worse than up, Narita net instigated the crops.
Big Zamian: (pride) that also, a year can deal with a 2000!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: How could ah, it Bajiu year - 10,000!
Big Zamian: ah, Bajiu? 10,000? Nilao Thelephora ganbajun Zang is not what I said, you told me you blow Shae? Ah, let out that all rural areas, who do not know how many ah-earning year, ah? You wield difficult to me with Shae you, I can not help you. I am now possessions hundreds of thousands, light bike, I like a few. , And so will you put that 89 Selection走吧, nothing more than another tired old walk, ride to hymns!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: TU, I did not walk!
Big Zamian: riding inverted Qilv ah? Nawanyi pain more tired than a bike?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: No……
(On the small Dan)
Xiao-Dan: Do you these chats about normal, Shane? To drink!
Big Zamian: small Dan, Let's break those clothes home to the old啥Thelephora ganbajun Zang away, too expensive to buy clothes.
Xiao-Dan: hey!
(Dan show a small clothing)
Zamian large: that you do not take my clothes?
Xiao-Dan: Then you do not say that to the old Thelephora ganbajun Zang?
Big Zamian: I said you Cypriot Heating empty yard that few!
Xiao-Dan: It can wear?
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang He also suspected Let diploma?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: nothing, just old classmates, old classmates are forever!
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang, no dinner?
Big Zamian: Ze! Thelephora ganbajun Zang old people can not eat? Say too much anymore vegetable oil, used to eat Thelephora ganbajun Zang old? Zezheng diarrhea can be back again. To the old-Thelephora ganbajun Zang took several steamed bread, old people Thelephora ganbajun Zang chances are emergencies?
Xiao-Dan: Zhang Yan, you are not a bit too much?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: What then, nothing, small Dan, the military statement you busy ah, I am ahead!
(Wei-feng knocked at the door)
Zamian large: This is Shuie? This鬧Stop!
(Open)
Zamian large: long period of time! Wei-feng! Ah long period of time, you can die, I would like to, very good, small cooking Dan fast today Biezou the ah, in this live!
Small stone: not at all, we Dongshichang in this?
Big Zamian: Dongshichang? No ah!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: (from) small stone, things get?
Small stone: Xinge, complete, direct foreign funding to 20 million!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Well, let走吧!
Big Zamian: Xinge!誒ah, I wanted to die you! Very good, small buy seafood Dan fast, Xinge, Biezou today, I will give you the hotel!誒ah, soon to Xinge bubble Longjing ah, broken up by the clothes you abide by relevant regulations ah? Xinge, sit down fast!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Army statement……
Big Zamian: Xinge you still ask me to the Zamian cordial!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Do you still remember their own once told the Zamian? You remember how your name to?
Big Zamian: Of course remember, when the small home poorer, every day I go to school with a cornmeal, students都叫I Zamian big, but no one look down on me that they came to help me!
Thelephora ganbajun Zang old: every day when I take a sugar buns to school, every time you change the Zamian steamed bread to eat. Zamian is not my favorite, but I want you to know that the world apart from the money, there are emotional existence! Army statement on the symplectic Dongshichang you can please seafood, live hotels, the old Thelephora ganbajun Zang you will be an even多呆you do not want to? Your old classmate old classmates, even if we have money again, we can not forget the old students, who ah!
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang! Ming --
⑻ 在口語中有哪些常見的英語語法的錯誤表達
在國外，老外們抄有時候會避免使用陳述句，因為陳述句的表達顯得生硬、沒禮貌，會給人命令的感覺。這時盡量使用疑問句，否定句或從句，以積極的、建議的、比較的、人性的語氣代替消極的、命令的、直接的、武斷的語氣，舉例：點餐時，想要一杯咖啡，中式英語：I want to have a coffee. 地道英語：Could I have a coffee,please?
⑼ 什麼是英語語法錯誤
1．句子成分殘缺不全
We always working till late at night before taking exams.（誤）
We are always working /We always work till late at night before taking exams（正）
We should read books may be useful to us. （誤）
We should read books which may be useful to us. （正）
2．句子成分多餘
This test is end, but there is another test is waiting for you. （誤）
One test ends, but another is waiting for you. （正）
The driver of the red car was died on the spot. （誤）
The driver of the red car died on the spot. （正）
3．主謂不一致
Someone/Somebody think that reading should be selective. （誤）
Some think that reading should be selective. （正）
My sister go to the cinema at least once a week. （誤）
My sister goes to the cinema at least once a week. （正）
4．動詞時態、語態的誤用
I was walking along the road, and there are not so many cars on the street. （誤）
I was walking along the road and there were not so many vehicles on the street. （正）
We have little time to read some books which we interest. （誤）
We have little time to read some books in which we are interested. （正）
I am a student who has studying in the college for two years. （誤）
I have been studying in the college for two years（正）
5．詞類混淆
It is my point that reading must be selectively. （誤）
In my opinion, reading must be selective. （正）
Honest is so important for everyperson. （誤）
Honesty is so important for everyone. （正）
The old man was hit by a car when he across the street. （誤）
The old man was hit by a car when he was crossing the street. （正）
6．名詞可數與不可數的誤用
Too much tests are disadvantage for students』 study. （誤）
Too many tests are disadvantageous to students. （正）
In modern society, people are under various pressures（誤）
In modern society, people are under various kinds of pressure. （正）
7．動詞及物與不及物的誤用
The traffic accident was taken place at the junction of two highways. （誤）
The traffic accident took place at the junction of two highways. （正）
because of his excellent performance, the boss rose his salary. （誤）
because of his excellent performance, the boss raised his salary. （正）
8．介詞to和不定式符號的混淆
Too many tests will do harm to cultivate our independent thinking. （誤）
Too many tests will do harm to the cultivation of our independent thinking. （正）
All these contributed to solve the serious problem. （誤）
All these contributed to the solution to the serious problem. （正）
9．情態動詞的誤用
It may not good to our health. （誤）
It may be not good to our health. （正）
They should spent much time. （誤）
They should spend much time. （正）
10. There be句型的誤用
There exists some new problems such as being dishonest. （誤）
There exist/arise some new problems such as being dishonest. （正）
There are many way to solve the tuition and fees of college ecation. （誤）
There are many ways to raise the money for the tuition and fees for college ecation. （正）
1.動賓搭配不當
We must pay attention to it and make solutions to the problem. （誤）
We must pay attention and find a solution to the problem. （正）
It also may help you to make success. （誤）
It may also help you succeed/obtain your goal. （正）
2.根據中文逐字硬譯
If someone』s family situation is not well, he can apply for loan to bank. （誤）
If one』s family is not well off, he can apply to the bank for a loan. （正） Let alone touch the outside world of campus/keep a good body health（誤）
Let alone get in touch with the world outside of the campus/keep fit（正）
上面這些錯誤比較典型、集中，請大家務必要注意，其他的錯誤，如單詞拼寫、大小寫、標點符號的誤用等，可謂千姿百態，無奇不有，在此就不一一列舉。
⑽ 英語語法用錯的尷尬場景，你有遇到過嗎
Long time no see. 好久不見。是不是覺得熟悉得不能再熟悉了呢？然內而到現在還沒能發容現有什麼問題呢？
其實，Long time no see 屬於有語法錯誤的中式英語，其最早出現的時間可以追溯到19世紀末，由大批移民美國的華籍勞工創造，而成為了一個美式英語短句。其後隨著英美之間的商業和海事往來而進入了英式英語的領域。其他同樣因此而進入英式英語詞彙的洋涇浜英語還有「no can do」（不能做）和 「chop chop！」（趕快！）